National Treasure Striker [Football]

Julian clapped his hands, with a very domineering expression on his face, with a half-smile, "You don't know how to cherish Papa's love".

What is the use of such a little boy?Better to throw it away!In the future, there will be more children who want to hold Papa's thighs!

The people around didn't maintain their image so much, and they all laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten up.

Ibrahimovic in the trash can grinned, he was not angry, his smile was from the heart, the domineering all over his body that became more and more obvious with age was gone, he was like a big boy next door.

Gattuso laughed the loudest.No way, who made him and Ibrahimovic have such a "marriage":

As I said before, Gattuso was framed by Ibrahimovic who overacted because he slapped Ibrahimovic, and he has had a bad relationship with Ibrahimovic ever since.Many years later, after going round and round, the two met again, and became teammates when they met again.

Gattuso was so proud. He provoked Ibrahimovic in various ways during training. As a result, after the training, Da Fengxian stretched out his hands to clamp his neck without saying a word, picked him up, and threw him directly into the trash can.

Everyone laughed badly at that time, and Gattuso himself laughed too.

So the two people didn't fight (lose) and didn't know each other, and they became good friends from enemies.

Gattuso can't help it. Although he is known as "Warrior", he is petite compared to the tall Ibrahimovic.Ibrahimovic can lose him, but he can't lose Ibrahimovic.

I thought I could only admit it by pinching my nose, but today I saw Ibrahimovic being treated like this.

Let go!What a fucking relief!

If you lose the game, you lose the game, and even if you lose to a brat who is not mature enough, who makes him so attractive!

Although people with too much personality are not welcome in the world of adults, it does not prevent them from appreciating true temperament!

A man who plays football is purely passionate!

As long as you have enough strength to match, all your deviant and eclectic can become a personality charm. As long as you conquer your opponents and fans, others will look at you with their own filters!

For example, many people are talking about Julian's audacity, saying that he doesn't pay attention to the Champions League, he doesn't pay attention to the victory and defeat of Arsenal, he regards the game as his own, and he attacks when he wants to play. A free kick is a free kick, there is no goalkeeper at all.

Turning around, they saw the live broadcast in the player tunnel. Everyone watched him carry the 195 tall man and easily throw him into the trash can.

Look at the group of players who don't distinguish between the enemy and us laughing together. While many people are dissatisfied with him, they are also jealous in their hearts.

These people have been immersed in society for a long time, or are too deeply constrained by various environmental factors around them. They have long imprisoned themselves in some unwritten rules, and they can no longer break free.At this time, they saw that some people could ignore the "hidden rules" that the public is accustomed to, and some people deviated from their "standards" for serious players, and they all felt uncomfortable.

Julian is indeed betting on the team's victory or defeat, but his contribution to the team throughout the game is undoubtedly great.In the last free kick, it's hard to say that if Julian doesn't go up to "a flash of inspiration", can Arsenal score in the last few minutes.

From another perspective, in addition to betting on a goal, he also bet on the psychology of the Milan players.

He won the bet. He disrupted the rhythm of the Milan players who forcibly cheered up at the end, causing the opponent's entire psychological defense to collapse after his shocking barb.

How many players can still sit still and use all available opportunities to make a second supplementary shot after making a mistake on a goal where there is no way to retreat?

Others' nervousness and disbelief made his big heart even more prominent.

What you dare not, he dares.What you try to dare to try, he has already done without hesitation.

Countless people couldn't understand, thinking that he was too arrogant and arrogant.However, he himself doesn't take it to heart at all, Xiaojiju is handsome and Xiaojiju, and he will be forced to do whatever others like.No matter how hard they are, they can only look up to such an existence.

Ever seen a goalkeeper score?It doesn't mean it can't.

Have you ever seen a captain give up a free kick to his goalkeeper?The captain is happy.

Have you ever seen someone throw Ibrahimovic into the trash can?Let me open your eyes today~

Xiaojiju has strength and confidence, Xiaojiju just wants to be arrogant~

As for whether the boss will break his legs when he goes back... Little Jiju is so cute, how could the boss be willing to beat Jiju!

#Wenger: "..."

"If Felix's previous split-style save was the most famous work in his goalkeeper career, then today's second barb goal from 40 meters away is definitely Felix's striker... No, the goalkeeper's career. It has become a famous work." After watching the whole process of the interaction between Julian and Ibrahimovic, the commentator was overwhelmed with emotion.

"Hahaha, I don't know if Joe Hart watched the game, he might have some interesting thoughts on it."

The fans are different, they are all lying, looking forward to the fight between Ibrahimovic and Julian, but they are disappointed.

Ibrahimovic came out of the trash can and said to Julian, "Zlatan just wanted to see your long-range barb again. As for the bet, Zlatan..."

Julian interrupted him: "Zlatan is still not convinced, right? Zlatan can try it next time. It's not difficult, but ordinary people can't do it. But I think you are not an ordinary person. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you can't say it." Okay, you change your Twitter name instead. You change it to 'Julian is Zlatan's father' and hang up for a month."

Everyone: "..."

They said, Julian would be so easy to talk to?In the end, he is still a ruthless person!

Unexpectedly, Ibrahimovic agreed, and he ignored Van Persie's vigilant stare like a normal person, and continued to walk with Julian with a thick skin.

Xiao Jiju pinched his nose: "Stay away from me."

Can the man who got into the trash can be a little more self-conscious!

The others couldn't help but glance at the trash can that Ibrahimovic stayed in just now, smelly?

That trash can doesn't smell bad, there isn't even rubbish in it, and the bags are clean and brand new.

But compared to the trash can, there is a trash can next to it, which contains a lot of mineral water bottles.

Um?Why is the one where Ibrahimovic stayed so empty?

Everyone's eyes moved to the sign on the trash can.

【Hazardous waste】

No wonder it's so empty...

Wait, is the point "empty"?

Julian also asked whether the boss would take him to the press conference, but Wenger directly threw him to other teammates and left with Van Persie.

Wenger is afraid of this little ancestor. It's almost enough to be so coquettish on the court. How many people are waiting for him to spout nonsense at the press conference?

The news of Arsenal's promotion to the quarter-finals reached Real Madrid, and some people panicked.

Unlike the panicked person, the other teammates laughed very happily.

Pepe: "Hahahaha Mesut, you know, the Arsenal goalkeeper who smashed the Manchester City player with blood on his face, that's the one you know, he played against AC Milan in the last game, but he played twice. Free kick!"

Ozil: "..."

Marcelo made up the knife, he danced and gestured: "The strength is very strong! It's so big!"

Ozil: "..."

Ramos lowered his head and swiped Twitter: "It must be very painful to be hit on the face of the wall."

Ozil:! ! ! QQ

Casillas glanced at him, and it hurt to hit his face, so he had to emphasize the word "expelling the wall"?

Ronaldo saw Ozil so flustered, he was very conscious of the team's big brother comforting people: "It's okay, didn't you say that Arsenal will draw Barcelona?"

"Arsenal draws Barcelona" was what Khedira said when comforting his friends, and the Portuguese copied it.

Everyone thinks so. According to international practice, Arsenal will either draw Barcelona or Bayern. It really doesn't matter to them.

Hey~ It's really disappointing~ I can't teach that arrogant Arsenal goalkeeper to be a man~ It's really cheap for him~

All the top eight teams have been released. At this time, the most powerful seeded teams are Barcelona, ​​Bayern, Real Madrid, and Chelsea.

Nothing to do with Arsenal.Anyone who smokes at Arsenal dies.

Just wait for the draw.

Before the draw, Arsenal still had one important thing to do.

That is the promotion, Wenger invited the whole team to have a barbecue.

Van Persie took the initiative to pay and add meat to everyone.He accidentally opened a party in the team restaurant, so he simply allowed the player to bring a family member to eat together.

Some players bring their own girlfriends, but considering that the captain and the boss treat guests, they must eat enough money. The wives and girlfriends who love to keep fit must not eat much, so it is better to bring children——

Many players brought their sons and daughters, and those without sons took their younger brothers and sisters.

Van Persie brought his son himself, and he brought Shaquille Jr. here.

That afternoon, the chefs of the team were still working on the barbecue. After Julian finished the training, Wenger wrote the review on his own. He wrote it in the restaurant, smelling the smell of barbecue.

Little Ji is capable of bending and stretching. He said that he was obedient, biting his pen and thinking hard, and his attitude was very sincere.

Write a review first, and you can burn calories, and eat more later... The boss is so considerate!

He had just started, and before he had written a few lines, a little man suddenly came up on the seat next to him.

Julian turned his head and looked, yo, it's little Van Persie, long time no see.

Little Shaquille was carrying a small schoolbag. He looked very happy—Van Persie went to pick him up from kindergarten today. It is rare for a child to have the opportunity to be picked up by his father, especially today when he was brought by his father to meet with the team. Uncles play together.

Alas?That handsome big brother is there too!

Little Van Persie wrinkled his nose slightly, feeling that things were starting to get interesting.

He flew towards Julian like a small cannonball, and took the throne next to Julian.

He blinked his big eyes, ready to see what Brother Yoni was doing.

Van Persie was one step behind and sat on the other side of Julian.He lowered his eyes and clearly saw a few prominent words on the piece of paper in front of his teammate——

【Review】

Little Van Persie didn't understand and asked, "Father, what is brother doing?"

Big Van Persie smiled and looked at Xiao Jiju who was staring at him, knowingly saving face for his teammates.He easily explained to his son: "My brother is doing homework."

Julian snorted and continued to think about how to write.

Little Van Persie let out an "Oh" and turned his brain, ready to see Julian continue to write, although he couldn't understand anything.

Big Van Persie remained calm: "Shaquille, why don't you do your homework together? Is there a task of copying words today?"

Shaquille felt that what Papa said made sense, the child who was usually so skinny that he could go to the house after writing homework was obedient, and he also took out his homework.

Probably when someone writes it together, the children will find it amusing and they are playing games.

Van Persie smiled with satisfaction, and he encouraged another wave of elder sons: "Julian, you are an older brother, remember to set an example for your younger brother."

Julian:? ? ?

Xiao Jiju expressed dissatisfaction: "Captain, please help me, I really don't know how to write... homework!"

Before Van Persie said anything, little Van Persie said, "My brother wants Dad to help me with my homework, shame on my face!"

Julian: "..."

biological!The cliff is real!

What a fucking father and son!

Little Jiju simply had a thick skin to the end, the barbecue was almost ready, and the boss said when he would write a qualified review and when he would be able to eat meat... If the meat is ready and he hasn't done it yet, those teammates will not be so helpful Teammates love, give him back!

So Van Persie, who is not very cute, finally succumbed to Julian's request. Julian asked him when he encountered words he couldn't spell, and he worked hard to spell those words for Julian.

In this regard, Van Persie said that the elder brother should set an example and do homework faster than the younger brother.

Julian glanced at him.

Being a father is also showing affection, huh?

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Seeing that a 600-word essay was about to be completed efficiently, Julian's face was already filled with unconcealable joy.He was humming and writing, and in the next second, he suddenly saw a dark shadow flashing past the ground from the corner of his eye.

Julian:? ? ?

He looked up, did he read wrong?

There was nothing there, so he lowered his head and continued writing.

When he put down his pen, stretched himself, and proudly prepared to see if the little Van Persie next door had finished his homework, he saw the shadow that he thought he had read wrong again.

This time Julian saw clearly, and his eyes widened in horror.

Van Persie saw that his face was not right, and asked him what's wrong, why not submit a review?

Julian was still in shock, remembering that little Van Persie was still by his side, he hesitated to speak.

He was reminded by Van Persie and got up to submit the review.

Van Persie saw that his behavior was not right, thought about it, and told his younger son to do his homework obediently, and followed his elder son to the coach's office.

Julian walked faster and faster, and Van Persie thought that the kid might have something on his mind, so he suddenly became serious.

The two found no one in the office, so they abducted to the stadium, and sure enough, they found Wenger in a casual jacket.

Julian went to finish the report with Mr. Wenger, and turned around to leave, but he didn't know if he was afraid of something. He saw the familiar black figure flashing across the grass again.

Xiaojiju:! ! !

This time little Van Persie was not around, and Xiao Jiju didn't need to maintain his awesome big brother character. He jumped up in horror and rushed towards Wenger!

Van Persie: "..."

Several team members nearby saw that the situation was wrong-damn, Julian, a child who is not serious, jumped on their leader? !

The boss is getting old, can the old waist bear it?

What is that spider spirit doing!You are a man who can hug Ibrahimovic!

Thinking of this, everyone hurried up a few strides and helped hold Wenger's waist.

The old man was staggered by the little apprentice, and almost lost his waist, when he heard the little apprentice hug him tightly, he yelled in a non-pretentious way: "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Van Persie: "..."

Wenger: "..."

Other team members: "..."

There is... what? !

They were very happy to see a certain Bengren set up Beng, and the little teammate who was still working every day yesterday began to doubt life.

Being coquettish is as proficient as being cute!

At the critical moment, the captain of Arsenal said: "Come down first, let's talk about it, what mouse?"

Xiaoji settled down, still hugging Wenger and not letting go: "The mouse! It's super big! There's more than one!"

Everyone was in a mess, and they wanted to laugh but felt that it was not appropriate to laugh like this——Julian was about to cry...

Damn you, Julian is afraid of mice?

Are you serious? !

Van Persie: "..." It turned out that I saw a mouse, and it was fine.

The hygiene level of the Emirates Stadium is not high enough. It is embarrassing to say that it is one of the few modern stadiums in the Premier League that does not pass the level.So... there are mice, no surprise there.

The others suddenly felt that they had discovered a new continent...

Hahaha Julian is afraid of mice!God!They can be fun all year round!

Wenger remained silent. The maintenance costs of the stadium have always accounted for a large part. Sometimes, if the money is not enough, they are on the verge of meeting the standards. Didn’t expect the little apprentice to be afraid of mice?

The old man is a little embarrassed. It is difficult to ensure that things like mice are completely caught.

But he still comforted the frightened Julian, who didn't seem to be fake: "Why don't I ask Pat to buy a cat?"

Julian seriously considered the possibility of this matter, and finally he shook his head and rejected the proposal.

Wenger reassured him again, and this time he didn't read the inspection carefully, and let Julian pass directly, so he could go back to eat barbecue.

Mention the barbecue, and Julian is healed.After going back to eat, the next day, everyone saw that Julian brought in a small animal.

Everyone looked up and saw that Julian was holding a dog in his arms.

The breed is very common and has a relatively official name called Chinese Garden Dog.

This dog is thin and has rough fur. It looks like a stray dog. It was probably picked up by a kind-hearted teammate and brought back.

The little thing's eyes were wet, and he looked harmless, except for his cool eyes.

Let's not look at the dog for now... Didn't you say that cats and dogs are prohibited in the stadium?

Julian said that he had obtained the consent of the boss and would report to the boss later.

In short, he must keep this dog!

When his teammates asked him why, he said very seriously that he wanted to raise a dog to help catch mice.

Everyone: "..."

Wait, what do you raise to catch mice?

Can you say that again? !

Everyone suspected that they had heard it wrong, and then they heard their teammates say: "There are mice in our stadium, so I asked for a helper. Yesterday the boss asked me if I wanted to raise a cat. I thought about it and decided to refuse. But I I felt that it was urgent to expel the rat, so I invited it."

Julian was very sure: "The boss will definitely not reject me."

As he said, he shook one of the puppy's legs in his arms: "Isn't it, son?"

Everyone: "..."

Son, son smashed? !

They couldn't believe it: "Is that what it's called?"

Julian said: "I didn't think of it for the time being, let's call it that first. You see, it also likes me to call it that."

Everyone looked at the puppy in his arms, and seemed to turn their heads speechlessly, but obediently let the new owner play with its body.

The dog does not look very majestic, but its temperament is very unusual.

One can't help but wonder, is it really willing to be a jerk?

Wait a minute, they still have a question, Julian wants to catch mice, why not a cat, but a dog?

Xiaojiju’s explanation for this is: “Men don’t keep cats, and women don’t keep dogs. I’m afraid I’m too handsome, and cats will fall in love with me.”

Everyone: "..."

Hold.