National Treasure Striker [Football]

Commentator A trembled: "Fans and friends, it seems that Arsenal's No. 88 is not planning to use their hands to keep the goal..."

Commentator B was silent for a while and replied: "It seems that the person who needs his help has not yet appeared."

Watch another replay—oh!That waist!those legs!That flexibility!

What kind of hands can be used to solve things that can be solved with a single action?

Liverpool fans: ? ? ?

Don't we Liverpool deserve your hand as a substitute goalkeeper? !

The ball here is out of bounds, Liverpool's possession.

The Liverpool players didn't believe in evil, they continued to attack, but this time the ball was cleared by the excited Arsenal defender before it reached Julian.

The Arsenal defender is thinking about it now.

The goalkeepers use their legs so slippery, how can their defenders be left behind?

Liverpool had nothing to do with Arsenal's defense for a while, and Arsenal took advantage of this gap to launch several attacks.

When Suarez found another chance and wanted to do it again, he also learned his lesson and took this wave a little closer before shooting.

This goalkeeper has a strange magic power. When you look at him, you don't want to pass the ball, you just want to 1V1 with him.

Generally, it is very dangerous for the goalkeeper to be single-handedly. Every goalkeeper is not willing to face single-handedly. This shows that his own defender has failed in his duty.But I don't know why, Suarez just feels that this Arsenal's No. 88 is not afraid of single-handedness at all.

— Yes, that's what the look on No. 88's face and relaxed body language say.

They are all young people, and no one is angry.Suarez ignored the greetings of his teammates and insisted on breaking in by himself——

This time he aimed at the gap under the crossbar and wanted to force out the goalkeeper's hand, but just as he thought about it, he realized that the goalkeeper was running over.

"Felix is ​​attacking! Isn't this choice a bit too..." The commentator didn't say the word "reckless", and saw the striker Suarez who was dribbling the ball!

Suarez was going to aim at the top of the goal, so Julian must have no choice. At that height, it is impossible to use his legs!

But then he changed his mind. Since the goalkeeper came out, he didn't need to kick a heavy cannon at all. Compared with the height of the goalkeeper, the high ball has no advantage in the angle, so just use a low and flat ball to hit the far corner.

He thought so and did so.His feet are fast, the ball is fast, but someone is faster!

Julian's figure was particularly clear among the defenders, and his stretched long legs occupied all the sense of presence in people's field of vision!

"Felix! Felix!!" The striker's shot, the commentator even shouted the goalkeeper's name!

They are all expecting him to guard the goal with his legs, so can we not pay attention to him!

Julian spread his legs horizontally, and his whole body instantly fell short. Seeing his movement from a distance, even Van Persie was sweating, and the other teammates were about to say "shit".Fortunately, Julian didn't really split.

With his gloved hands on the ground, his whole body vacated for half a second with the strength of his arms, and then one foot landed on the ground, and the other foot was raised at a large angle!

The difference between this time and the last time is that Julian didn't kick the ball out, he directly bounced the ball into the sky by the angle, and then after the ball fell, before Suarez, he continued to use the ball Get your legs!

The ball was squeezed under his calf!

Suarez: "..."

If the goalkeeper doesn't pick up the ball, he still has a chance.He continued to stretch out his feet to grab the ball with Julian.The latter was not in a hurry to pick up the ball, just like playing with Suarez, the leg that was pressing the ball retracted flexibly, and changed to stepping on the ball with the sole of his foot.

Narrator: "They, they are! Oh! Fantastic Felix!"

In such a short time, Julian had no time to get up, so he maintained the posture with both hands on the ground, kneeling on one knee, stepping on the ball, moving left and right flexibly, wherever Suarez stepped, he would step on the ball, Dial to another location in the next second.

...It's like teasing a cat with a ball of wool, but this kind of teasing is more high-end. The general owner holds the ball of wool in his hand, but Julian is not. compare.

Eh~ I dodge~ Eh~ I hide~ Eh~ I dial the ball~

Eh~ I can’t grab it~

Suarez who couldn't grab the ball:! ! !

Everyone: "..."

Is the rider on the horse playing fast-falling football? !

There was a burst of laughter at the Emirates Stadium, and the faces of the Liverpool fans who followed the team were blue and white.The assistant coach on the sidelines scratched his head, but he still couldn't hold back and said to Wenger, "Is it too much?"

Even if this is their home court, they are not afraid that they will not be able to go out after the game, and they will not bring such provocative people.

Many football commentators thought so. They felt that Julian was too provocative. They didn't know how famous they were, so they made enemies everywhere.

Suarez was really angry. He felt that he had been teased, and his face became ugly.

Julian raised his eyebrows, and stopped teasing him, so he kicked the ball to the Arsenal defender who was staring at him eagerly.

However, Suarez probably got the head. He saw the ball go out, but he also confiscated his foot, and continued to step on Julian's leg.

If it hadn't been for Julian's quick reaction to dodge, his shoe spikes would have greeted Julian's calf directly.

From this angle, the referee probably saw it, but the referee's penalty belongs to the referee, how could the elder brother let others step on it?

Julian squinted his eyes, and before the referee blew his whistle, he slyly pulled Suarez's untied waistband that was exposed.No one saw it except him and Suarez.

Suarez felt his trousers loosen, and then his butt felt cold.This is not over yet, the referee's harsh whistle sounded.

He turned around, and the referee thought he had charged the goalkeeper and gave him a yellow card.

The shorts hung on the ankles, revealing the chubby Suarez: "..."

Other players next to: ? ? ?

He reached for his trousers and glared at Julian. There was another wave of earth-shattering laughter at the Emirates Stadium.

... All face is gone!

Julian patted his gloves and stood up. Where was he provocative?He is so innocent, who stipulates that the goalkeeper can only save the ball with his hands?

Isn't it normal for the striker to scramble the ball to hide when he comes over to grab the ball?

Commentary A: "Fans and friends, an interesting thing happened on the field. Liverpool striker Suarez was given a yellow card after colliding with the Arsenal goalkeeper, but for some reason, his shorts fell off, maybe it was not elastic enough... ...?"

The brain circuits of the other Arsenal players went astray. After all, they were the men who took off their pants with Julian. They stared at Suarez's shorts, and their eyeballs were about to fall:

Are you going too far?If you can't bully our teammates, just take off your pants and play hooligans? !

Brothers, kill him!

#被实力把头Playing hooligans · Suarez:? ? ?

The reporters on the sidelines suddenly came to their minds:

shock!After being teased by Felix, Liverpool teenager Suarez was so angry that he was out of shape, so that his shorts slipped off!

Commentator B held back for a long time and tried to divert the attention of the fans: "Look at the replay!... Should Felix's ball-handling action have a name?"

This action is amazing!Never before in football history!

A few more times in slow motion, it is almost as impressive as Cruyff!

It's just... Cruyff's turn around was a defender, Julian's ball avoidance... probably a striker? !

Commentator A said: "Let's call it [Fee Transfer]."

Julian deserves to be Arsenal's Spider-Man, how many spiders are there?So many legs!

A spider has eight legs, Julian has more than eight fucking legs, right?

It's not uncommon to see a goalkeeper with superb hands. It's rare to see a substitute goalkeeper who can play against the opponent's striker with just two legs!

Never seen it!If Julian hadn't done it, they wouldn't have dared to think about it in their lives!

The commentator was amazed: "Man, I bet after this game, there will probably be countless children imitating this action on the streets of London..."

Oh god, remember Joe Hart who was whipped to death in the first game?After the young man was kicked by Julian, he was bombarded by his teammates from a long distance!

Not to mention children, there will definitely be many players imitating this action, and there may be many goalkeepers!

Suarez realized that he was in the wrong, but he could see clearly that Julian took off his pants (?), so he refused to accept it!

He gritted his teeth at Julian, turned around and complained to the referee.

Before he finished speaking, he was surrounded by the Arsenal defenders who came over.

The Arsenal defender thought he refused to accept the penalty, and immediately rolled up his sleeves to teach him a lesson.

#Little brother what's the matter with you?Playing hooligans makes sense, you still?

The referee thought so too, and he told Suarez to leave without hesitation.

Suarez: ? ? ? ...I'm not me without you listen to me explain...

Referee: If you don't listen, don't listen, get out!

Julian: Let you challenge the authority of big brother?

Suarez touched his nose and walked back dejectedly, only to feel that the half-smiling eyes of the goalkeeper behind him were particularly dazzling.

He will definitely break the goalkeeper's five fingers... No!Eight legs off!

Julian smashed his mouth, suddenly stretched out his hand, and snapped his fingers at the teammate over there——

music!

No no no, football!

Pass the ball to your big brother!Brother, let's attack!

The Arsenal defender passed the ball back, and the Arsenal players in the frontcourt knew that Julian was going to make a big kick from this posture, and they had a chance.

Rosicky, Walcott, and Van Persie are looking forward to it. This kid is really accurate in passing the ball. They usually eat cakes comfortably~

Julian glanced at the front court, quickly locked on the target, and went out with a big foot.

Van Persie looked at the ball flying directly towards him and smiled with satisfaction.

What is he saying?Fight father and son!The eldest son (?) is obedient and knows how to respect his father (?)!

The captain of Arsenal entered the state very quickly. He lived up to the trust of his teammates, stopped the ball, and suddenly shot a cold shot at Liverpool's goal——

Commentary A: "Julian Felix's pass! Long pass to Robin van Persie! Oh, it's rare to see such a long pass from Arsenal recently - Van Persie! Goal!! Goooooooooooooooooal~~~~~ Robin van Persie!!"

In the 28th minute of the game, Van Persie scored a goal!

Commentary B: "Although Arsenal is currently only ranked 6th in the league standings, but in the Premier League's scorer list, the captain of Arsenal is Robin van Persie!"

"This season, Van Persie has come back quickly in an amazing state. He performed very well in every game. It can be said that he is carrying Arsenal forward alone!"

"No, we can't talk about one person now, at least Arsenal has one more young man who amazes us frequently, isn't it?"

Wenger on the sidelines clenched his fist and waved it high!

Arsenal will not collapse!The arsenal will not collapse!

This season, they don't need to worry about not having the top four!They have every reason to expect—

The old man was thinking happily, but suddenly his brain waves were stopped by the scene in front of him.

The commentator exclaimed: "Oh God, the celebration of this group of Arsenal players... so interesting!"

The camera focused on a few Arsenal players who had just rushed to the corner to celebrate, and saw that their style of painting suddenly changed!

Led by Walcott, Ramsey, and Alexander Song, the players lined up on the field except goalkeeper Julian, and began to twist their waists and buttocks!

They were facing the stands with the best view of the Emirates Stadium, and they almost landed and started dancing the dance moves that Julian had taught them before!

In view of the arrogance of their actions, they were worried that jumping at other people's home courts would be easy to be beaten, so it has been useless. They are not afraid to play at their own home court today, so hurry up and try it out!

I didn't tell my teammates, I wanted to give him a surprise and let him check and accept everyone's results!

Julian: Meow meow?

Arsenal fans: ? ? ?

Commentary:? ? ?

Liverpool player: ? ? ?

What happened to Arsenal?Why did the painting style of passionate football become so weird in a second? !

The Arsenal player who jumped quickly said that passionate football can also be High School Musical. Is there something wrong?No!

Come~ Take a slow motion with my left leg and right leg~

Stretch out your hand and hook your fingers~

The fans on the opposite side look over, look over, look over...

Opposite Arsenal fans: "..."

If you look at it, your eyes are going to go blind.

"Arsenal have never celebrated like this, it's amazing! How did they think of rehearsing like this?"

As soon as the voice of the commentator fell, the camera wittily found the only person who did not participate in Bo——

Arsenal's number 88 leaned against the post with his arms folded, looking playful.

The fans couldn't understand what he meant for a while, anyway, it probably meant "I had so much fun, I didn't bring my dad to play".

Having said that, the 10 of you in Arsenal can dance happily by yourself, is it really okay not to bring your goalkeeper?

Well, what they say doesn't matter, Julian can entertain himself.

Probably infected by the sand sculptures of the players on the field, the Arsenal stands spontaneously beat:

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

This is equivalent to giving Julian the BGM, what did he snap his fingers just now?Don't you just want music!

Julian stepped on the spot and began to dance:

Left leg, right leg, left leg, right leg~

clatter!clatter!clatter!

Twist, bang!Twist your ass, bang!

Cross legs, cross steps, cross hands, and another wink!

You~ are my little star~

I ~ grab another star and give it to you ~

"Ahhhhh!" A scream came from an unknown corner of the stands, and soon there were screams one after another.

Liverpool players: Confused.jpg

Are these Arsenal players really crazy?It's just a goal, look at you!

In the end, it was the referee's whistle that saved them. The referee said that he had already given the host a face, and you can dance almost as soon as possible. Be careful when you go back to the home court and be beaten with a quilt.

Arsenal fans are also very happy to follow, next time?That's the year of the monkey, don't care, let's talk about it when it's frustrating!

The reporters on the sidelines were really confused. They didn't know how to write the title of tomorrow's newspaper for a while.

Regardless of whether you are confused or not, the game is going to continue anyway. After Arsenal scored a goal, it was Liverpool's turn to kick off. Liverpool players held their breaths.

It's time to show the real technology!

They sank into their dantians and launched a wave of attacks.

Arsenal is too much!

We must catch a typical example for them to look good!

Who is typical?The sexiest one!

Suarez is particularly positive, his mind is full of goals, goals, goals.

Take Julian's first blood!

He ran to the best position, got rid of the Arsenal defender marking him in one fell swoop, received a pass from his teammate, and faked another one, and he was getting closer and closer to Julian!

Long shot a P!It was you Julian who kicked!

He Suarez must confront Julian head-on today!

Julian looked at Suarez who was rushing over in a daze, and he smiled.

He is generally a very tolerant(?) person, did you see that Suarez just wanted to step on him, didn't he also get angry?

The eldest brother has played a lot of football, but he has a hobby. He likes to tease young people what's wrong.

Especially those who like to tease those who seem to be easy to blow up. Arsenal seems to have few such attributes, either they are surprised (Walcott), or they can't make a fart with eight poles (Van Persie).

How lonely it is to be a goalkeeper, you can only play with two goalposts, and even when you celebrate a goal, you can only stay in the backcourt and jump by yourself.

So every striker is welcome to challenge the authority of the big brother~

When Suarez saw Julian, he became even more angry, so angry that the plasmodium separated!

then!

Suarez rushed over, Julian was ready!

Suarez seems to be ready to shoot!Julian seems to be about to lift his leg!

Suarez!Suarez jumped at Julian and they collided!

Julian stretched out his feet and wanted to make a rescue, but it seemed that the little Tuya in front of him didn't give him face. The little Tuya probably wanted to eat him raw with his physical fitness, so he bumped into him without dodging or avoiding it!

The two fell to the ground together, and Julian felt a pain in his shoulder!

The pain was so ecstasy that Julian let out a cry, and turned his head and glared at the person who was biting him: "Are you a rabbit!"

Rabbits only bite when they are in a hurry. The ancients never bullied the big brother!

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Julian: The captain is a fat fish, and Suarez is a rabbit who loves meat!

Van Persie:? ? ?

Su Ya: