National Treasure Striker [Football]

Julian was smiling, maybe he was the biggest undercover agent sent by our Arsenal?

The flag of capitalists is so well established!

Fathead fish, do you have anything to say?

#胡头鱼 Nothing to say, fat head fish is very complicated.

Rooney patted Van Persie on the shoulder as a small partner, brother, you have tried your best, everyone can see that this kick is good.

Experts look at the doorway, Van Persie really didn't give way to Julian.

Robin is still quite a friend, and Lu Xiaopang figured it out after thinking about it.After today's game, the media will definitely criticize Van Persie for not being able to deal with his former teammates, or for not being able to get angry when he sees Julian.

Manchester United's penalty is a bit of a steal, and it is not appropriate for anyone to make a penalty.If you enter, you will be said to be sent by the referee, if you don't, you will be ridiculed directly.

And Van Persie stood up immediately.

Rooney saw that Van Persie lifted the corner of his clothes and wiped the sweat off his face, and said lightly, "It's okay, it's not that bad."

Not that bad?

These words are very profound.

Julian turned around with a big kick, and drove the ball directly into the arms of De Gea on the opposite side.

Ah~ Yoni’s ball, with Yoni’s greetings~ Across the ocean to see you from a distance of [-] meters~

De Gea, who received a lot of love from his elder brother: "..."

The Manchester United goalkeeper has a deep sense of crisis.

His own door god dream is probably...

#When will the opposite Arsenal goalkeeper transfer to another league?waiting online

Arsenal fans are satisfied, but they are not satisfied with the referee's penalty.

Go back and continue to scold, but this draw is more comfortable than ordinary wins!

Manchester United is too good. They have changed their bosses and poached the wall. We, Arsenal, let them have an empty goal and a goal. They can't win!

Take a look at the faces of Manchester United fans who are uglier than losing the game. How nervous Arsenal fans are during the game, how nervous they are after the game!

It's a draw with a story!

This is a game where a draw can be a classic!

Arsenal fans are so confident today√

Julian was fine after the game, he didn't pant anymore, and his breath went smoothly, but he didn't win the game, which was a bit regrettable.

After thinking about it, he wanted to take the initiative to participate in a wave of press conferences and spray a wave of referees at the reporters.

However, he just proposed this bold idea to Wenger, and was stopped by Mr. Wenger.

The old man asked him to go back and have a good rest, don't think too much, if there is nothing to do, practice English, write a review or something.

Julian: "..."

Why didn't he escape!

The eldest brother turned around and saw Ozil not far away, and immediately felt that he saw a rescuer: "Mesut, I heard that your English is very good!"

Ozil: "..."

Ozil:? ? ?

The young daughter-in-law sternly refused: "Yuni, you are the captain, and the captain can't ask the team members to help write the review!"

Julian: "..."

Julian looked for his cousin again.

Marchisio said solemnly: "Yuni, you are an adult, you are 19 years old this year."

Julian said confidently, "So?"

The cousin said earnestly: "Since you are a mature adult, you should learn to write your own self-criticism."

"..."

Wow!Big Brother misses Fathead Fish!

Although Fathead Fish won't help his elder brother write the review, but at least he will accompany his elder brother to write it!

The Manchester United players whose hairlines almost receded after being sprayed by the hair dryer coach Ferguson in the locker room: "..."

They opened the door to leave in a car, but why is there an Arsenal player in front of them?

and many more.

Isn't this the poisonous spider? !

What the hell are you doing here?

The game is over, don't mess around!

Julian held the door pitifully, and looked for someone in the Manchester United locker room: "Captain! Where are you, Captain!"

Everyone at Manchester United: "..."

...Did you come to find Robin?

Didn’t they say, bro, you’re from Arsenal, don’t you feel a little overwhelmed by running to the door of Manchester United’s dressing room at this juncture?

Van Persie poked his head halfway when he heard the familiar voice:?

Then the Manchester United team listened to Julian and said: "Captain, the boss punished me to write a review..."

Everyone at Manchester United: "..."

Rooney expressed everyone's aspirations with disbelief on his face: "Robin, quickly ask your wife, has your son escaped?!"

No, what's the matter with you kid writing a review and looking for players from the opposite team?

Wake up!Time to wean!This is not your captain anymore!

Wait, the point is not this, the point is... You kid is often punished by the coach?

De Gea: "..."

The tall image of the door god on the opposite side suddenly collapsed.

Van Persie comforted in a sparse and normal tone: "Use the two dictionaries on the mobile phone for translation."

After changing teams, I still have to wipe my teammates' butts... I am proficient in my business.

Everyone: "..."

After walking away, if I continue to listen to it, today's three views will be wrong.

After visiting the door, Julian went back to the locker room with his pockets in his pockets, thinking that the captain was different, Fathead Yu was a good person, and he was on the point just now, so I asked him to make sure he would listen to the coach next time and so on.

The eldest brother also knows that he is a bit of a slut, so let's write a review honestly.

If the boss is still not satisfied after writing, he will go to Captain Huo again to help intercede.

#The captain is so easy to do things√

#Rely on yourself at home, rely on the captain when you go out√

In order to express his deep reflection, Julian first took to Twitter to apologize to Arsenal fans.

The general idea is that I failed to bring victory to the team, and then I reviewed myself for being scored, reviewed myself for not scoring a goal, reviewed my poor performance, let the boss down, and then thanked a wave of seniors who gave me a lot of guidance They, and said that they are as warm as their father.

Fans who swiped to this tweet and stared at the words [MVP of this game: Julian Felix] fell silent: "..."

Poor performance?

This is called poor performance? !

Who do you want to piss off? !

What the hell is a goalkeeper reviewing himself for not scoring a goal?

Also, did you review being scored?

What do you say about 50 games with zero seals?

Not to mention the curse of the hell, even if you have not been scored in the number of games, there are more than 30 games!

What happened to a goal?Do you still want to have zero seals for the rest of your life?

Others are not good at scoring a goal, but you are scoring a goal, that is a milestone!

Forwards have to learn from Van Persie!

...Almost forgot, Van Persie missed the penalty kick.

Goalkeepers have to doubt life.

Boss, can you give me some way to survive? !

#The most painful thing for the scumbags is to leave the examination room after the exam, and the top ten student in the exam wails and says that he failed the exam

Arsenal fans are still very tolerant, and they basically smooth the hair of the big baby on Julian's Twitter, kiss and hug him high.

During the period, there were a lot of angry speeches from melon-eating fans, and I refreshed it again, oh well, #奥利安评论质量不好# This twitter was trending.

Not only was it on the hot search, but also forwarded and replied by many football big names who followed each other with Julian.

Buffon:

The striker business needs to be developed more, but the goalkeeper has indeed improved a lot.

(Subtext: Your father Buffon is going to play a man until he is 44 years old. How can you not play more forwards?)

Italian goalkeepers: "..."

Nesta:

Defenders like to be friends with a goalkeeper like you.

Arsenal defender: "..."

This big defender, are you serious?

Marchisio:

Youni is a great team-mate and I am delighted to be joining Arsenal.

Buffon: "..."

Ibrahimovic:

Zlatan will be the second man to break your door.

Ramos:

Sese appreciates a goalkeeper like you, really!

Cassie: "..."

Kaka:

Very exciting game!Looking forward to your coming to the Bernabeu! :D

Ronaldo: "..."

Is this man who robbed his little friend Mesut really arrogant?

Ricardo, don't be fooled by him!

Cross:

Ah, speaking for our team... we don't want to play against Arsenal.

Pick:

Leo doesn't have Twitter, so I'll just say something for him, Leo is looking forward to being your teammate.

Messi: "..."

A boss who has no lines is not worthy of rebuttal.

……

Fans who eat melons were very happy to watch it at first, but when it was over, they suddenly saw a different one.

——Damn it!This is the speech of the giant!

Newly registered on Twitter, Manchester United boss Frank Felix, who immediately got a big V, liked and reposted Julian's tweet without writing a word.

But a blank message is worth a thousand words.

Especially the heavyweight picture below——

The Manchester United boss posted two pictures.

The first photo has the feel of the 90s of the last century. It is a young and handsome blond man in his early 20s who is wearing a two-piece suit of the iconic European gentleman style of the last century, holding a [-]-[-]-year-old blond milk doll.

You can feel the temperament through the photos, it is a big family.

—Young Manchester United owner!

Wow!The boss of Manchester United when he was young is also so handsome, the kind who can make his debut in situ!

That blond milk doll... is so Q.

Is it the Manchester United owner's kid?

The second photo is still the blond man, but he looks much more mature and successful.

The other protagonist in the group photo is someone the fans are all too familiar with, and they have also seen it in a group photo sent by Julian's rumored girlfriend.

——Isn't this the time when Arsenal's coach Biulian was still a little sweet!

Unexpectedly, the owner of Manchester United also took a photo with the little spider, what a coincidence!

Wait a moment.

If you talk about the second photo, the fans can still brainwash themselves. The Manchester United boss and Julian took a photo together. It may be because they are both from Bremen, Germany. They happened to meet for a photo or something. After all, Julian used to dance very well. , maybe the owner of Manchester United appreciates tango or something...

But the first photo, what about the milk doll?

Who is this cute little cutie who explodes?It looks more and more familiar!

All with golden hair!

Eat melon netizens zoomed in and compared carefully and found...

What the young Manchester United owner is holding in his arms is clearly a mini version of Julian...

What the fuck?

It seems to have discovered something that will be silenced!

What does the Manchester United boss want to express?

Twitter was paralyzed by the time Manchester United players got the news from their phone-loving team-mates.

The Twitter homepage is down, and nothing can be refreshed.

They had to learn a few words from the teammates they saw first, and then they were deeply shocked by each other's brains that were comparable to Sherlock Holmes.

Wouldn't it be what they thought?

don't you?

What's the matter with you, boss, boss, you should have said it earlier, boss!

You said earlier, who the hell would dare to accept this 1000 million evil deal!