Inner entertainment first vase

Ke Yu swallowed, turned around and said, "...It's time to go to the hotel."

Shang Lu threw the towel on the bed, picked up a T-shirt from the suitcase and put it on, and said lazily, "Okay, let's buy a condom by the way."

Ke Yu: "..."

The tall figure walked towards him and brushed past him, the temperature in his joking tone was already very cold, "You chose it yourself."

"—I like it." Ke Yu called him to stop, and when Shang Lu froze, he tried to hide it and said: "...you are very nice."

Shanglu was almost annoyed, he kissed three times inexplicably and made a confession, and in the end he got a good person card. Under Ke Yu's subtle and restless resistance, he grabbed the back of Ke Yu's head and pinned him to himself, while talking with him. Sniffing each other very close, while ruffling the hair at the back of his head like a mischief, he asked affectionately: "Then tell me, why are you chasing after me?"

Ke Yu couldn't avoid his gaze, so she said bravely, "...I'll bring you an umbrella."

"Give me an umbrella?"

"Tell you to be careful on the road."

Shanglu raised his eyebrows: "Then why are you crying?"

"I didn't cry." Ke Yu said, "It's rain."

"Let me be careful on the road, why are you kissing me?"

"It was you who kissed me."

"What?" Shang Lu had never met such an unreasonable coward, "Obviously you took the initiative first."

"You remember wrongly." Ke Yu said in a low voice, "It was you who confessed first, and you also took the initiative."

"Okay, let me take the initiative." Shang Lu Xin took all the blame and asked Ke Yu's neck tightly, "Then tell me, will you agree?"

"I……"

"You Ke Yu, do you like me? Are you willing to accept me, start a formal relationship with me, and establish a legitimate relationship?"

The closed windows keep the coolness of the typhoon out of the house. Inside the house, the heat and humidity alternately spiral up, and even breathing seems to have substance.Phytolacca's breath, like the heavy wind on a spring night, full of night dew and the fragrance of flowers, poured heavily into Ke Yu's ears, making his mind and the whole person start to feel dizzy and top-heavy.

Shanglu waited for three seconds, five seconds, ten seconds, Ke Yu did not speak, 20 seconds, half a minute, Ke Yu still did not speak.He gradually let go of his hand, and his voice was full of disappointment after being restrained: "Okay, Teacher Ke, thank you for teaching me both heartbeat and loss."

"Don't go—" Ke Yu leaned close to his sweaty, wind-drenched, rain-drenched body, which was still hot, "Hold me for a while."

Shang Lu's hand was about to loosen, and the disappointed expression had not disappeared, but there was a kind of doting and crying, "Hey, if you don't confirm the relationship with me, let me hug you?"

"I like it when you hug me." Ke Yu picked up his hand and wrapped it around his waist.

Shanglu tightened his grip, wrapping his big hands around his waist.

"anything else?"

Ke Yu hesitated for a moment, raised his head and raised his eyes slightly on tiptoe, and put his lips to Shanglu's lips: "I like you to kiss me."

Rubbing his warm and soft lips that looked bright red under the dim light, Shang Lu stared fixedly, lowered his head, and sucked his lower lip, sucking it in between his lips and teeth.

"What else?" The kiss eroded his voice, he asked hoarsely and earnestly, his deep eyes lazily locked Ke Yu's uneasy, ignorant, timid and firm eyes.

He looked like the most innocent prey, not knowing what a terrible cave his good intentions had sent him to.

"And..." Ke Yu pressed his face against Shanglu's chest.So hot, so fast heartbeat. "Like you and say you like me."

"I like you."

After he finished speaking, he smiled softly, because he was helpless and had to be used to it, and asked obediently, "Is there any more?"

"I like Mingbao—"

"This is not allowed."

"—brother."

Shang Lu was stunned for a moment, and his heartbeat was missed and embarrassingly passed it into Ke Yu's close ear, "Ming Bao has two older brothers, which one are you talking about?"

"The one that likes me."

Phytolaemia's body was so hot, even though he was wearing a T-shirt against it, he was still infected with the temperature, and his cheeks burned slowly and seemed to trace the rhythm little by little.

People who are used to being smart have now learned to pretend to be stupid, their Adam's apple rolled, and the sound of swallowing was subtly captured by Ke Yu.

"Maybe the eldest brother is also your fan."

Ke Yu grabbed his neckline, pressed his forehead against her, and in an instant she collapsed into death: "You are so annoying."

The neckline was loosened, and he pushed Shanglu away: "I don't understand love!"

Although it was only two or three o'clock in the afternoon, it was almost completely dark.No delay.Ke Yu hurried downstairs and took out two umbrellas from the utility room.The terrain here is low, and it is often flooded when a typhoon passes through. He will never forget the fear of being surrounded by a poisonous water snake when he was a child when he went to the first floor to wade to get a bowl.It is almost 800 meters from here to the hotel,...you have to go there even in the rain and wind!

"It's not good to open a room right after we get together." Shang Lu took the umbrella, cautious, innocent and reserved.Ke Yu was speechless and gritted his teeth: "Open two rooms!"

The door latch was pulled open, and the door was blown open by the cold air frantically, breaking the two umbrellas in an instant.

Shanglu: "..."

Looking at the foggy, gray, downpourful sky and the billboards that were blown crumbling and rattling, "Are you sure you want to go to the hotel in this situation?"

Ke Yu cursed, put his shoulder against the door and pushed it out forcefully: "—Help me!"

Pushing the door latch with difficulty, the two gasped in unison listening to the whistling sound outside, and looked at each other. Shang Lu was the first to laugh out loud: "Are you still going?"

"Depend on."

Ke Yu walked to the kitchen.There were not many cupboards, and all of them were opened in the blink of an eye. Like an imperial army raiding the village, he began to count how much food was left.According to experience, such a violent storm will last at least three days, and no shops in the town will be open. Put aside the love and so on, the most urgent thing is to fill the stomach first.

Three handfuls of dried noodles.

Shanglu followed him and squatted down, carefully looking at the dried noodles with red paper and pine leaves in front of him: "Xi noodles?"

"I don't know when it was delivered with wine." Ke Yu held her chin, "It must be Sister Ahua."

I twisted out a piece of flattened pine needles, which had dried up and turned yellow, and it looked like it had been a long time.

He took out his mobile phone and dialed, "Hey Sister Ahua? Is the Ximian in the cabinet yours? Well, I'm on the island...it's fine, grandma is fine, what? Half a year ago?...Okay, I see... No, no, don’t bother sending it over, it’s too dangerous.”

After hanging up the phone, Ke Yu calmly repeated: "Six months ago, Sister Ahua said it shouldn't be broken."

"should."

"Yes, it should." Ke Yu picked up the three tubes of noodles and stood up. "The good thing is," he picked up the seasoning jar and looked at it for a while: "At least there is salt."

...Although it is damp.

There was a faint sound of protest from someone's stomach.

Shanglu said, "It's not me."

Ke Yu lifted the lid of the pot and filled the kettle with the remaining water from last night, "Wait, my boyfriend will cook noodles for you."

Shang Lu folded his arms and raised his eyebrows: "Boyfriend?"

"You can call me husband if you want."

Shanglu was speechless, "I can't stand the progress too fast."

Ke Yu laughed so hard that the spatula almost slipped from his hands, and turned to look at Shanglu: "Don't you want to buy condoms, buy them."

Shanglu now knows pure love: "You are so casual."

Ke Yu said "hmm" and took out a handful of noodles, "You didn't know? It's been said that the entertainment industry is morally corrupt-is this enough?"

What is the concept of Pokemon, "Not enough?"

Ke Yu had no idea, "I don't think it's enough either."

OK, let's go down the half tube.

The gas stove has been turned on to the maximum, just waiting for the water to boil.Shanglu watched him wash his hands, the clear water rushed past his slender and intertwined fingers, the scene was captured by the camera in his eyes, and there was a vague sexual hint.Shanglu looked away and asked, "The six you talked about before, are they girlfriends or boyfriends?"

Ke Yu thought for a while before answering: "Girlfriend."

Shang Lu couldn't believe it, and asked slowly after a while: "Did I bend you?"

Ke Yu insisted: "It's just liking, but it's not love, it's not considered crooked."

Shanglu: "... really good at chatting."

The water boiled, bubbling and bubbling against the lid of the pot.Uncover it, sprinkle the noodles in, and you can see the unfamiliarity from the following technique.Ke Yu coughed lowly: "It doesn't matter if this kind of noodles are good or not."

"Don't be guilty, boyfriend." Shanglu said with a smile.

"Shut up." He took out a pair of slender chopsticks from the chopstick holder, poked them into the noodle soup and poked them.

"When I first met you, didn't the ribs taste delicious? The landlord even praised you."

"It was an accident."

Shanglu understood, lowered his expectations, and said softly, "It's fine if you can eat it."

The clear water turned into white soup, and the strong smell of wheat wafted into the air. Ke Yu looked at the tangled noodles and said, "It seems to be too much."

Open the seasoning jar, scoop up a spoonful of salt: "Is it enough?"

Shang Lu hesitated: "... Is it enough?"

"Not enough." Ke Yu confidently scooped up another half spoonful, "It doesn't matter if you have too much, just add electrolytes."

"I didn't expect that you really can't cook."

Ke Yu smiled, "I know what you mean, the children of the poor have long been in charge of their homes, and in the news, they will stand on the stove to boil water at the age of three." He fiddled with the noodles, "Grandma loves me very much, and I wear clothes The shortage of me is because she can’t help it. I have to go out to work and study in order to pay the tuition. It is also the reality that she has to bow her head. Maybe because of this, she is even more reluctant to let me do this. As long as I eat at home, she will not allow it. When I go into the kitchen to touch the stove, and occasionally wash the dishes, she still feels distressed for a long time. In fact, it’s quite fun to think about it. I grind rice milk, move goods, store shelves and look at the store at other people’s place. Everything is better than doing it for her. Meals are harder."

"She just wants to be as nice to you as possible."

"I know, so you see, the result is that I really don't know how to cook." He picked up a chopstick and observed the color of the noodles, "Are they cooked?" He handed it to Shanglu's mouth, "You come?"

Shang Lu reluctantly opened his mouth, Ke Yu fed it in, "Are you familiar?"

"It's ripe." Shanglu frowned, took a deep breath and said implicitly, "...it's just a little salty."

Ke Yu: "...it doesn't matter at all—bah."

Is this a little salty!

After taking out the noodles and rinsing them in fresh water three times, Ke Yu pushed the bowl and chopsticks to him together: "As you said, you can eat as long as you can."

Shanglu: "...Can't you raise your standards a little bit higher than what I have for you?"

And that's too much!

Ke Yu said sincerely: "You worked hard today, add more electrolytes."

After eating two mouthfuls, I really thought it was funny, holding the bowl with my chopsticks, I laughed, and covered my eyes with one hand, "Boyfriend, your noodles are really terrible."