Inner entertainment first vase

The recording of the program started, and the first thing to solve was the problem of accommodation.The guests have no initial funds, and need to rely on their charm, eloquence and "practicability" to persuade the villagers to provide them with free board and lodging for two nights.

The three teams moved separately and went to different directions of the village.

Zhou Xin said, "I'm older than you, so it's inappropriate to call you brother Lu, and it's a shame to call you a business director."

Shanglu is as good as others: "Just call me Shanglu."

"It's rare for a director to appear on a variety show."

Shanglu breathed heavily for a moment, his face seemed a little dark, "It was an accident."

"What accident?"

Shanglu said perfunctorily, "I was tricked by Mr. Ke."

Zhou Xin laughed: "Teacher Ke is very good at making friends with directors."

Shang Lu frowned very quickly, and said lightly: "He is very nice and has many friends."

Zhou Xin said immediately: "Really? Then I have to seize the opportunity this time. I have liked him for a long time."

Most people in Tajikistan live in poverty and live on grazing and simple crops. They can see either the blue sky or the mountains where even eagles cannot fly out. This has led to the fact that many adults here cannot speak Chinese.After passing by several herdsmen's houses, the house can hardly be called a "house", but it is just a mud kang for shelter from wind and rain.

Shang Lu was about to knock on the door, but Zhou Xin stopped him: "This house is too dilapidated, let's go again."

After walking for a while, I saw a house with a concrete exterior wall and a small yard with a wooden door ajar. The apricot tree outside the yard had already produced golden fruits. A child was squatting in the shade to play, probably just after school.

Zhou Xin squatted down and took out some candies from his pocket.

Shang Lu asked, "Is this considered cheating?"

"Not counting," VJ said.

In the shot rendered by the sunset, Zhou Xin in the picture is very approachable, like a close brother.

The adults of the family came out when they heard the movement, and Shanglu said, "Hello."

The other party: "...hehe."

Can't speak Chinese.

scratching his head.

Shanglu squatted down, stretched out his hand to hold the little boy's thin shoulder, and said, "Little brother, your eyelashes are so long."

Little boy: "...I'm a girl."

Shanglu: "...Oh."

His hair was shaved shorter than that of a soldier, and his blue scalp was visible.

Let go of your hands and put them on your knees, "Your father can't speak Mandarin."

The little girl shook her head and nodded again.

"How many adults are in your family?"

"Dad, Mom, Grandpa, Grandma, Aunt, Uncle..."

"Wait, do you all live together?"

nod.

"Then do you have siblings?"

"I have..." The little girl snapped her fingers, "Three younger brothers, two older sisters, and one older brother."

...can't stay.

The adults in the second family can speak a little Chinese.

Shanglu said, "Can we sleep here for two nights?"

"..."

"Sleep." Comparing to sleep.

"Two nights." Comparing two.

"Oh...you two, you need to sleep." Nodding frequently, looking at the two of them with a bewildered smile of "though you don't understand, but be polite", "Sleep well, sleep well."

Shanglu: "..."

Zhou Xin smiled helplessly at the camera: "This time it is hell-level difficulty, not only poor, but also unable to speak the language."

Make persistent efforts to the third house.

The child was doing homework outside the sheep pen, and a lamb stretched its head over to chew on her homework. Phytophthora raised the camera to capture this scene.The sound of the shutter startled the child, she put down her pen, and when she ran over, the Tajik pink skirt flew up, and the little flower hat with long braids on her head dangled back and forth.

"Brother, you took a picture of me."

Shanglu nodded and took off the camera to show her the preview.The little girl clapped her hands happily: "It's so beautiful, can you give it to me?"

Shanglu asked, "Does your father have a mobile phone?"

"Ok!"

The adults in the family heard the sound, and they couldn't speak Chinese.After a period of difficult communication, the two parties finally added WeChat and sent photos.Taking advantage of the friendly and peaceful atmosphere, Shang Lu asked while the iron was hot: "It's getting dark soon, can this brother and I live here together?"

The little girl translated to the adults, and then relayed back with words: "My father asked you how many days you will stay and what you will eat."

"For two days, we will eat whatever you eat."

"Dad said, 130 yuan a night, eating mutton hand-picked rice."

Shanglu, a wealthy son who was born on a mountain of gold and silver, said without changing his face: "We are poor and we have no money."

Shang Xiye, who was forced by his wife to watch the show after it aired: "Nonsense! You son of a bitch!"

The little girl was filled with pity immediately: "Big brother, you are so tall and have hands and feet, how can you be so poor? You should not be too lazy as a human being."

Shanglu: "..."

He was speechless.

Zhou Xin immediately said: "No, tell your father that we can help him with work, feed sheep, pick apricots, and herd cattle. This big brother can also teach you how to read, accompany you to do homework, and accompany you. Let's play and take pictures of you."

The little girl dubiously recounted, her big eyes wide open: "Abba said, since this is the case, we just happen to be washing the sheepfold. You can send someone to wash the sheepfold tomorrow! After washing, you can play hide-and-seek with me, and the day after tomorrow we will wash the sheepfold." Go to the field to pick apricots, okay?"

Before Shang Lu said anything, Zhou Xin agreed: "Yes, of course!"

The hostess led them into the large bedroom.It gets cold here as soon as the sun sets, and now that the stove has been turned up, the room is filled with a warm fragrance,...and hair oil.

It's a Datong shop, if you really want to squeeze it, you can sleep about ten people side by side.When not sleeping, the quilts, bedding and pillows on the kang are all stacked, layer by layer, all are colorful brocade quilts, which look very festive.

After solving the customers for the next two days, Shang Lu breathed a sigh of relief, and took out his mobile phone to care about Ke Yu's current situation.

The main reason is to show off, after all, he has contributed a lot to this cooperation.

Shanglu: "How is your side?"

Ke Yu posted a picture.

Milk tea, apricots, finger lamb, naan, raisins.

"Drink tea."

Shanglu: "...Have you found a place to live?"

Ke Yu: "Is this difficult?"

Shanglu couldn't believe it.

There is a small group of filming assistants, and the group reports the movements of each group of people diligently.

"Teacher Ke is too powerful, so lucky! He just knocked on the door casually, saying that he has no place to live, and the other party agreed!"

Shanglu: "?"

"Ah, if you look good, you can eat as a meal." The assistant said.

Over there, Lord Fen, who was on the same team as Ke Yu, quietly approached the camera: "I feel like I can win this episode."

Shanglu asked unwillingly, "What are you doing tomorrow?"

Ke Yu: "Go to the county town with them to sell apricots."

Shanglu: "That's it?"

Ke Yu: "That's it."

Zhou Xin pointed at the camera jokingly: "I see, you must have secretly opened the back door for Teacher Ke."

The camera then panned to Shanglu: "Director Shang, who are you making a small report with?"

Although the anti-spy film was attached, Shang Lu quickly put away the phone: "Work."

In the evening, I prepared mutton pilaf, which contained a lot of steamed sweet dried apricots, which tasted soft and sweet.

Shang Lu took a photo for Ke Yu, called sharing, mainly because he wanted to break the game.

Ke Yu returned him a large plate of chicken.

Shanglu: "..."

Unconvincingly asked: "Is it delicious?"

Ke Yu said sensiblely, "It's not very tasty."

Watch the show afterwards.

Damn, it's not delicious. I ate three bowls under the camera. I don't have the self-consciousness of being a star at all!

When I left, I asked the hostess for the recipe because it was so delicious!

"Wash the chicken nuggets, marinate them in cooking wine, light soy sauce, pepper, green pepper, and scallions for three to 10 minutes...stir-fry until fragrant...add water to submerge the chicken..." Ke Yu said to the camera: "I have learned."

Assistant voice-over: "Who are you going to cook for?"

"A person who is not very important." Ke Yu said calmly.

Assistant Fu Zhixin: "You are not in love, are you?"

Ke Yu had a half-smile and said, "You want to say something? These are extra ingredients, and you need to pay more."

There was no script for the show, which caused the three groups of people to die from drought and flood.Like Ke Yu, after dinner, he wanted to help wash the dishes. The hostess said "I'll do it" and wanted to feed the chickens, but the man said "I'll do it", thinking about cleaning the driver's seat of the tractor that will leave the mountain tomorrow. , the eldest brother in the family said "I will come and I will come".

Master Fen carried the guitar on his back - this was the guy she had spent so much time eating - and played the guitar for the working family.In the simple chords, Ke Yu lay on a ridge of wheat fields, enjoying the last rays of the setting sun, and said, "Your show is quite interesting."

The assistant, VJ and Master Fen who followed the shoot: "..."

your sister.

Shanglu is different.

First, he helped the children with their homework, and every time he was on the verge of collapse, but as soon as the child called him "brother" in Mandarin with a Tajik accent, he surrendered.

After the tutoring, the host asked him if he could feed the sheep, so he put on rubber boots and went into the sheep pen to feed the sheep.The smell is very touching.

The sunset here is so slow.

Slowly until Shanglu finished his work, he found that there were twenty or thirty old and young men lined up outside the sheep pen.

"?"

The little girl twirled around with her skirt in her hand: "Brother, we all want to take pictures."

Shanglu: "..."

When Ke Yu came to find him, he saw Shanglu squatting and taking pictures of the villagers one by one.More and more people came, and there were more and more tricks.

"I want to take a photo with my lamb."

"I want to take a photo with my sister."

"My dad said, can you take a picture of our whole family?"

"Can I go around in circles?"

"I want to go under that tree and take pictures."

"Can I ride on a motorcycle?"

After the shooting, the finished film has to be checked and accepted, and it is not until I see the photo in the preview box that I am satisfied and run away with a smile on my face.

"Where's Zhou Xin?"

Ke Yu asked, squatting down next to Shanglu.

In the camera, the two are squatting side by side, in front of them is a long, winding path along the dirt road, and there are endless Tajik people on the road.They look no different from European whites. They all have tall eyebrows, deep eyes, fan-like eyelashes, small flower hats on their heads, and flower skirts. Although there is no music, they may be too happy to take pictures, so they start dancing with each other.The apricot trees are full of golden fruits, giving people the illusion that the sunset has not yet ended.

Zhou Xin had already finished his work and rested, and Shang Lu's work was purely extra overtime.

Ke Yu: "The donkeys in the production team are not as diligent as you."

Shang Lu laughed angrily, his legs were numb when he stood up, Ke Yu naturally helped him.Shanglu said: "It's getting dark, there's no light, come back tomorrow."

His loyal little translator seemed to be his official spokesperson, and he translated it in Tajik in a soft voice and serious manner.

The adults dispersed, but the children stayed behind.Come over one by one and stick out your little fingers at him.Shanglu then stretched out, was hooked by the opponent, and stuck his thumb to him again: "Okay, now you are my good friend of Yaksinmaimati!"

Then he glanced at Ke Yu hesitantly, Ke Yu stretched out his hand and asked with a smile, "Then can I be your good friend too?"

The mysterious ceremony spread rapidly, and the two were pulled by the children one by one to become good friends.

A good friend has an obligation to be a good friend.

The boy who is obviously the King of Kids said, "Let's play hide and seek together!"

...the scope is the whole village.

The girls, headed by the little translator, swarmed up and surrounded Shanglu. The youngest was estimated to be three years old, and they stumbled over and hugged his calf.Shang Lu carried the man into his arms, and was blinded by the other's cute appearance, and suddenly rubbed his nose with snot.

"Brother, you are with us!"

Ke Yu was then drawn into his camp by the boys.

The two of them seemed to be kidnapped. You close your eyes and you catch them, and I close your eyes and I catch them. The arrangement is very clear.

Although they have already descended from the plateau, they are still at a certain altitude. It seems that they exercise every day, and they start to get out of breath after running a few hundred meters. VJ held the camera and scolded at the same time: "I, I, I... Oh, I'm stupid!"

Ke Yu ran past the camera like a gust of wind.

VJ: "Mr. Ke, don't play it so seriously!"

Ke Yu's voice disappeared into the wind: "Tell those two little girls not to chase me!"

The camera suddenly went blank, and the subtitles drifted away helplessly:

"...Just like that, Teacher Ke disappeared from our sight."

"2000 years later"

When Ke Yu reappeared in the screen, he was held by the girls with their hands, legs, and waist, as if they were tied up.

The girl said: "Brother, help us hug him! We have to catch others!"

Shanglu: "...This is not good."

"No!" The little interpreter was very authoritative, "This brother is very cunning! If you don't hug him, he will run away!"

Ke Yu wanted to raise his hand to express his surrender, but found that he couldn't.The two children stared at him with righteous eyes full of anger and vigilance, like watching spies.

VJ was full of breath but not out: "Mr. Ke, don't run away, there is no 120 here."

The female assistant nodded frantically with her waist in her hands: "... my head... I'm dizzy..."

The little translator: "Brother! Don't hesitate! We still have to arrest others!"

Shanglu twisted Ke Yu's arm in front of the camera.After hesitating for a moment, out of a subtlety that only he knew, he slid his hand down his arm, and finally grabbed Ke Yu's hand tightly.

Ke Yu was nervous for a moment, the camera captured his fleeting stupefaction, and then, the idea of ​​"holding hands in front of the camera" was overwhelming, he quickly raised his lower lip, and turned his face away in a concealed manner, "Let go, I'm not running."

The assistant said: "Don't listen to him, the business director, he will run away as soon as you let go, and you won't be able to catch up."

Shanglu has been holding tightly.

VJ joked: "Looking at you two now, you look like those two students who fought and were punished by the teacher to hold hands and stand."

People were arrested one after another, Ke Yu didn't want to run away, but Shanglu didn't let go.In the later stage, various pink bubbles were added here, and the cp fans were smashed to death. The business owner Wen Youyi slowly put down the teacup.

Her son, who hasn't opened his eyes for more than 20 years, has a very strange expression.

She asked casually: "The last time Lu Lu said he bought high-end goods for a friend, which friend was it?"

When it was getting dark, Ke Yu became the villain again and drove back all the little brats who were still thinking about it.The camera kept recording, and he did not avoid suspicion, and took out two things from his coat pocket.

"Flashlight."

Small and portable, once twisted, the light is transparent and bright.

Shanglu could hardly see his face clearly, but when the flashlight turned on, he could see him clearly again.

"Teacher Ke is so caring."

Doesn't the phone come with a flashlight?The assistant thought to himself, but didn't ask.Probably because I am afraid that the electricity is not enough.

Ke Yu fooled the master, and teased lightly: "Who asked our director to be on a variety show for the first time, you take care of him at night."

He took out another small white medicine bottle.

Shanglu knew it was An Ding.

He actually brought it with him, but he didn't intend to eat it. After all, he could still bear it with two nights of sleep deprivation.

"The altitude here is high, and it's all high-intensity activities, so you have to sleep carefully."

Shang Lu laughed, and quickly pursed his lower lip while taking the small medicine bottle, intending to stop his uncontrollable smile.

He knows better than anyone that the lens can capture the most subtle places, and can also magnify the most hidden secrets.

Such a smile is too obvious in front of the camera.

"What is not sleeping seriously?"

Ke Yu turned around, waved his hands lazily, as if he was too lazy to talk to him: "See you tomorrow."

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