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The servant next to him sneaked a peek at Tong Yin's mouth, but he didn't see any saliva, nor did he see any green leaves in his teeth.

Tong Yin touched the corner of his mouth subconsciously, but there was nothing. He lowered his face and said angrily: "Mr. Bai, please stop making jokes about me."

"Are you still picking your booger to eat?" Bai Ye saw him dig a large piece of booger out of his nostril and put it into his mouth, he was speechless. Someone, someone was even ruder than him.

Tong Yin: "..."

Is this person sick?

When did he pick his nose and eat it?

He Sen suppressed a smile and coughed lightly: "Sorry, my partner is too tired from work, I'll take him back to his room to rest first."

He just said that he let Bai Ye see Tong Yin's true face, but in fact he cast an illusion on Bai Ye, making Tong Yin a fat, ugly and rude man in Bai Ye's eyes, which is why Bai Ye saw Tong Yin drooling And the reason for nose-picking and eating.

Tong Yin also felt that Bai Ye was too tired to have hallucinations: "Okay, class will start at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning instead."

"Ah."

When he returned to the room, Bai Ye said angrily: "Damn, Elder Shao is too disgusting, he actually sent such a disgusting man to seduce me, uh, it's not right, if you didn't let me see his true face, I would I thought he was a handsome guy."

After saying this, a thought flashed through his mind, he stared at He Sen again and again.

He Sen, who was about to take a bath, noticed his eyes, raised his eyebrows and asked, "What are you looking at me for?"

"I was wondering if you are so good-looking, did you also take beauty pills?"

He Sen hooked the corner of his mouth: "Do you think I'm pretty?"

Bai Ye didn't deny it: "Yes."

He Sen asked him: "Do you know what it means for a man to think that a man is good-looking?"

"What do you mean?" Bai Ye simply thought He Sen was good-looking, so what could be the point?

"Some people say that if man A thinks man B is good-looking, it means man A is gay." After He Sen said this, he took his pajamas and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

Bai Ye was slightly taken aback: "I'm GAY?"

How can it be?

He used to look at pretty girls more often, how could he be gay?

However, if he sees a beautiful boy, he will look more often.

Bai Ye hurriedly took out his mobile phone to find Du Niang, and it really said: If a man thinks a man is good-looking, he is GAY.

"..."

The next morning, when Bai Ye got up to eat breakfast, seeing Tong Yin's pig face suddenly lost his taste.

Tong Yin said to Bai Ye with a cold face: "Master Bai, let's start class."

Bai Ye got a headache when he saw Tong Yin talking, because in his eyes, Tong Yin's teeth were covered with vegetables leaves, and he wanted to use a brush to clean his teeth: "You keep saying that you will give me lessons, so I'm curious." May I ask, what are you going to teach me?"

"Elder Shao said that Mr. Bai is an ordinary person. Since he can't cultivate, he should learn piano, chess, calligraphy and painting to improve his cultivation. When he sees the Supreme Elders and the others, he can at least show off his skills and prevent them from underestimating Mr. Bai."

"Yo, I can't tell, Elder Shao is quite considerate of me." Bai Ye said with a smile: "I thought Elder Shao asked you to teach me how to learn female red and female virtue to humiliate me. Think about it."

Tong Yin: "..."

"But the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting you mentioned will take at least three to five years to make a small achievement. How many years are you going to spend here teaching me?"

Tong Yin said confidently: "I only need you one year to teach you."

"One year?" Bai Ye was speechless: "Are you talking about the Arabian Nights? You don't want me to study with you every day without sleep, right?"

"Exactly, and if you don't follow my requirements or fail to meet my requirements, you must accept punishment. Only by teaching you severely can you make progress quickly."

white night:"……"

Teach him harshly?

He looks like he wants to kill him.

Hmph, they said they were going to teach him something, but they were actually playing tricks to torture him.

Sure enough, Elder Shao was uneasy and kind.

Bai Ye said: "You can go back."

Tong Yin frowned: "Why?"

"I can do all these things you say."

Tong Yin was taken aback: "You know it?"

"Yes, I know it, you won't, I will too, you can't teach me."

Tong Yin didn't believe it: "In calligraphy, I know the big seal script and small seal script in the seal script, the ancient official script and the modern official script in the official script, the regular script in the regular script, the Xingkai and Xingcao in the running script, and the Zhangcao in the cursive script. Small grass, big grass, standard cursive, etc., I know all five calligraphy styles, do you know other fonts besides the five calligraphy styles?"

Bai Ye lazily said: "Yes, I know all five kinds of books. I also know oracle bone inscriptions, bronze inscriptions, pottery inscriptions, alliance books, bamboo slips and silk inscriptions, seal inscriptions, coin inscriptions, stone inscriptions, etc. I won't say too much. , I’m afraid I’ll hit you.”

He can't guarantee other scripts, but he can be sure that there are no oracle bone inscriptions in the cultivation world, because this is the oldest script in the mortal world, and it is impossible for modern people to learn it, and it is even more impossible for people in the cultivation world to learn it.

Having never heard of most of the scripts, Tong Yin frowned: "You don't think these fonts are deceiving, do you?"

Bai Ye was an antique dealer before, and he had studied ancient characters. He took out his mobile phone and searched for Tong Yin: "See for yourself, whether I have lied to you."

Tong Yin took the phone and looked it over carefully, it really had the characters Bai Ye said.

He returned the phone to Bai Ye and said, "Where is Go? Can you play Go?"

Bai Ye hooked her lips: "It's not just Go, I can also go backgammon, chess, fighting beast chess, flying chess, military flag, checkers, etc. Do you know how?"

Tong Yin took a deep breath: "There are so many kinds of chess pieces in the world?"

"We not only have chess pieces, but also poker. Do you know how to play? So, don't humiliate yourself, let's go back quickly."

Tong Yin sneered: "You speak too early, so I don't believe that there is nothing I can't teach you."

"Then let's talk about painting, I know ink painting, oil painting, printmaking, gouache painting, comics, meticulous painting, freehand painting, abstract painting, etc. Let's talk about piano, I know harmonica, pipe organ, harp, cello, viola, piano, clock Qin, xylophone, erhu, pipa, guzheng, flute, xiao, konghou, etc., how about you?" Actually, Bai Ye said that he doesn't know all of these things, and by saying so much, he is just deceiving the other party and making the other party retreat.

Tong Yin frowned more and more: "How can you have so many?"

Bai Ye boasted: "Because I am so smart, I have been eager to learn since I was a child, I have strong curiosity and competitive spirit, and I want to learn the best from everything I watch."

The corner of Tong Yin's mouth twitched: "Who can't talk big? The real thing is whether you can do it. If you have real skills, show me a show."

Bai Ye refused: "I'm not a performer, why should I perform for you?"

"If you don't perform, it means you can't."

"Whatever you say."

At this time, He Jun's voice came from the door of the hall: "Bai Ye, I have known you for such a long time, and I only know how talented you are today."

Bai Ye gave him a white look: "How long have you been standing at the door of the hall?"

"I was here before you left the room." When He Jun got up in the morning and heard that Elder Shao had found a teacher for Bai Ye, he felt strange in his heart. Elder Shao clearly disapproved of Bai Ye being with his brother. How could he find a teacher for Bai Ye? He thought it was fake to ask the teacher to deal with Bai Ye, so he washed up and came over to watch Bai Ye's jokes without even eating breakfast: "Bai Ye, you can perform a show for the teacher. Look, so that the teacher will give up."

Bai Ye scoffed, saying that he wanted to make the teacher give up, he thought it was He Jun who wanted to see him make a fool of himself: "You will die if you don't join in the fun?"

"meeting."

"Let me tell you, my appearance fee is very expensive."

He Jun asked, "How much? I'll pay."

Bai Ye stared at his face: "53 billion."

"Damn, 53 billion? I went to see a performance by a world-class pianist, and the entrance fee was only 10 yuan. You actually asked for 53 billion. You really think I'm a fool, you think my money is easy to cheat, right? I think you just don't know how to ask me for so much money." He Jun checked his account while talking, and the total amount was exactly 53 billion: "..."

"Give it to him." He Sen said after returning from sword practice.

white night:"……"

Why is this guy here to join in the fun?

He Jun stared at him in disbelief: "Brother, 53 billion is all my belongings. If I give it to him, there will be no money to spend."

If he had known it would end like this, he would not have watched Bai Ye's joke.

"I earned all your money. If the money is gone, I can give it to you again, but seeing Ah Ye's performance is a once in a lifetime." He Sen said meaningfully: "When you watch his performance, you will I think it was worth the money.”

white night:"……"

"Brother, just pamper him as hard as you can, and when you spoil him, you will regret it." He Jun reluctantly transferred the money to Bai Ye, and said sullenly: "I'll give you all the money, you Let's act."

Bai Ye looked at the mobile bank and saw that 53 billion money was really transferred.

He Jun urged: "You don't have to act quickly."

Bai Ye said helplessly: "Okay, what do you want me to perform?"

He Sen raised his chin at Tong Yin: "Let him choose, so that he can give up."

Tong Yin thought for a while: "In the realm of self-cultivation, there are very few people playing the harp. Over the years, I have only seen it once. Mr. Bai, you can play the harp."

He Jun said: "I used to only watch others play konghou on TV, but I haven't seen others play konghou with my own eyes. Bai Ye, just play konghou for me to listen to. If it doesn't sound good, I will chase you and refund the money. "

"Do you think I can still spit out the money after it's in my pocket?" Bai Ye smirked, and then took out the harp from the windbag.

He Jun was surprised and said: "I'll go, you actually carry a harp with you, don't you really know how to play the harp?"

Tong Yin: "..."

Bai Ye found a seat and sat down: "After listening to it, you will know whether I can play it."

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