Irregular cohabitation

As an old man in the entertainment industry, Zhong Wentao's Weibo is not so smooth, but it does not prevent him from having a good match with netizens.

Netizens can be roughly divided into several types. Rational fans earnestly want to argue with reason, passer-by fans can join in wherever there is excitement, and pure black fans are also easy to talk about. Just a few sentences over and over again, followed by a repeat machine.

The most troublesome thing is of course the professional black fans, who don't know how they got their accounts, and they are not afraid of being blocked because of swear words, and they are all here to bring rhythm to disturb the disgusting parties.

It's a pity that they met Director Zhong. Leaving aside other achievements of Director Zhong in this life, how could he be scolded and sprayed less?

Can he be scolded now the same as when he was 20 years old?

He can still utter witty words when talking to people, without using a single dirty word. If you speak the truth, I will fight with you. If you take a hat off, I will push you back. If you curse, I will say that I don’t understand. It's an illusion that black fans are going to vomit blood and maybe even cut seppuku collectively.

The fans and passers-by who were still angry at first wanted to say that the old man must be protected, he must be calmed down, and he must not be bullied by extreme black fans.

Give these black people what they can do, and bully an old man?

Director Zhong: Thank you all, I am only in my 40s and still in my prime!

Although they are the ones who scolded the program group and the director the most during the process of chasing the program, it does not mean that they just hate Director Zhong. It shows that Director Zhong is an individual...a genius.

Smart fans soon discovered that Director Zhong was trying to attract firepower. They felt that Director Zhong's way of speaking seemed to be quite irritating, and they began to learn from it.

"To be honest, your hands are a bit long. Are you a gibbon?"

"Do you know why garbage is sorted? Because harmful garbage is not easy to deal with."

"I'm laughing. The two fans who overturned the car are also taking advantage of the chaos to stir up the muddy water. Before, they were angry that they were cheated, and turned around and poured dirty water on others?"

Zhong Wentao did not fluctuate in his mentality from the beginning to the end. Instead, when he turned to the fans' comments, he shook his head speechlessly and said: "You are serious... as if you were stabbed by them."

Is chasing stars so sincere now?Only then did Director Zhong realize that he really didn't seem young anymore.

Fans: "The overturned car is like a collapsed house, isn't it the old den?"

Director Zhong: "..."

Then I might want to remind you—the world of adults is very deep, and it is not something you silly children can grasp.

The last struggle of the black fan can only be to hold on to the relationship between Yu Yanlin and Tang Qing.

It has been said that they are too flirtatious and ambiguous, and they appear together in every episode, and this episode feels like living together.

Fans have learned to be smart now, even if they usually dance in the wind with CP, now they all hide their secrets tacitly.

"Isn't it right to come together? If I participate in this show with my best friend, we can both look like conjoined twins."

"What's wrong with cohabitation? You're talking about cohabitation. We think it's more like sharing a roommate. Haven't you ever rented a house? Living together without saying anything? Why are you so dirty?"

Fans themselves began to feel that it doesn't matter whether they are in a relationship or not. As long as the relationship between the two remains so good, and Lao Yu can still smile like this, for most fans, it is already complete.

At least it leaves us with a large blank space to imagine.

As soon as the wind of public opinion turned, the fans became happier when they were laning against each other, and their arrogance became even higher.

"I used to be so angry that I was trembling with others, but now I finally experience the joy of laning."

Director Zhong replied: "Farewell to the child, happiness is temporary, and the baldness crisis of staying up late is permanent."

"Then your old man is still here, so I'll retreat, okay?"

Director Zhong replied: "I've reached this age. If I'm bald, I'll be bald. What about you?"

They are all of the same age, and when they are bald... it is so ugly!

"I'm also happy. I've been drenched by Director Zhong's pot of cold water. I'm sorry, sisters. I have to withdraw first."

"Then I too... Fortunately, today is Saturday and I can put homework first."

Director Zhong smiled and reminded again: "It's already Sunday."

"Ahhh why did you remind me of this cruel fact?!"

"It can only be said that it is Director Zhong!"

"You win you win!"

The night was as cold as water, and when Yu Yanlin arrived on the set, the assistant director said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, there is something wrong with the equipment. I can't shoot today's night scene. It will take two days."

Yu Yanlin was not surprised to hear such a sentence, but gently pulled the corner of his mouth: "The acting is quite natural."

The assistant director smiled sarcastically, and said to himself: You noticed that I acted well, and slipped away.

After Tao Xu listened, he shrank his neck again. Although Yu Yanlin had already seen the truth, he could only risk his life to finish the sentence: "Paparazzi have a very keen sense of smell. Let's go to Mr. Tang's house a few more times. They You should know where Mr. Tang lives, and maybe follow up or something..."

As he spoke, he felt the temperature of the air drop suddenly. Yu Yanlin rolled his eyes very lightly, and Tao Xu's calves shook twice: "Then I'll take you there now? It's only early in the morning, maybe Teacher Tang hasn't slept yet?"

Tao Xu really gave up struggling and was discussing with Yu Yanlin, but when the words fell into Yu Yanlin's ears, he thought of another deep meaning.

It's late at night, he should rest.

"Not going, let's go home." Yu Yanlin said.

Tao Xu exhaled exaggeratedly, and held his chest for a long time. As soon as he got in the car, he saw Yu Yanlin looking down at his phone, which was no surprise.

"Brother, you're just a sunspot on the Internet again..." Tao Xu asked.

"Well," Yu Yanlin raised his hand and pressed his eyebrows. He hasn't had a good rest these days. He lowered his head and flipped through the comments and super chats, choosing to reply.

After I got home, I took a shower, but I still nestled on the sofa and continued to go back.

"Fans are only messing around until now. If I ask them whether they are in love or not, they will be ridiculed and ridiculed. I am also convinced. If they talk about it, they dare not admit it? Or are they not talking about pure hype? Don't dare to answer?"

Yu Yanlin replied directly: "I talked about whether you can increase your salary or get extra points in the exam? Why are you more anxious than me?"

The fans who were about to retreat from the battlefield glanced at the time displayed on the top of the phone: 1:45 in the morning.

He took a light breath, why are you sleeping here?He's already up and laning, can we sleep peacefully?

We just want to see how he matches against the black fans, this is the source of happiness.

"I think Tang Qing doesn't like Yu Yanlin at all, either he is hanging on to him, or Yu Yanlin is too dog-licking to get rid of, neither of them looks like a good thing."

Yu Yanlin replied: "Then either there is something wrong with your eyes, or the editing of the program is not good. I just lick the dog. How can you doubt it?"

"Hahahaha I laughed so hard, why did he say what the black fans said again, leaving the black fans with nothing to say."

"Yeah, what's the matter with licking? I also want to lick Mr. Tang. Didn't you see that everyone likes Mr. Tang? You can't see the reality clearly because you are so dark."

"I was already sleepy, but he woke me up with a smile!!"

Yu Yanlin thinks it's not easy for black fans. He probably didn't have much rest today. Otherwise, at this time, there are really only a few words back and forth, and the logic is getting more and more illogical. He thinks that the person with a normal mind is How do you say that.

In the end, I stopped embarrassing them, and picked the most controversial comment, and replied: "I like Teacher Tang's house very much, and I want to find a chance to live in it. I have to pay rent? Then I will ask Teacher Tang when I have time. "

The CP fans were about to set off firecrackers in the middle of the night to celebrate. From their point of view, Yu Yanlin recognized half of it, and the other half depended on Teacher Tang's attitude.

It's amazing, it's getting more and more real! !

Yu Yanlin knew that it was time for them to get Tang Qing's idea again, so he posted a Weibo on the homepage: [Call me for anything, don't mess with him. 】

You can mess with me, but you can't mess with him.

In the next second, his top Weibo was replaced by the one he posted just now.

Obviously he wrote the word "he", but everyone knows that this "he" is called Tang Qing.

When Yu Yanlin put away his mobile phone, there was still a slight smile on the corner of his mouth. He lowered his head slightly, pulled down the neckline of his nightgown, and turned his eyes to the bed. He wondered if his Mr. Tang was sleeping again tonight. Where, did you have a good dream...

In the next few days, Yu Yanlin did have a job, and Tao Xu didn't lie to him again.

It's just that work is not too busy, but he only saw that Yu Yanlin would send messages and call Teacher Tang, but he had no intention of going to his house.

Ok? ? ?

This is so abnormal.

Tao Xu hasn't been able to sleep well for the past few days, and he has been feeling uneasy. On the one hand, he feels that his elder cousin is right to worry, and on the other hand, he is really afraid that his brother will get angry and get seriously ill again.

But he didn't know that his brother was just seriously thinking about the "confession" that Tang Qing said.

When he was young, he felt that the ceremony was very important. Later, when everyone ran away, he thought the ceremony was a fart.

Now, it's time to reconsider.

Tao Xu saw his brother thinking in a daze for a while, and frowning again for a while, Tao Xu felt a little guilty, guilty that his brother didn't sleep until Teacher Tang?Oh no.

Anyway, I can't tell.

In order to make up for his brother, Tao Xu finally mustered up the courage to reopen the surveillance app.

His brother went to filming, he was watching the surveillance, his brother touched up his makeup, he was watching the surveillance...

But he watched a bit slowly. After all, with so many cameras installed, even if he fast-forwards all of them, it takes a lot of energy to watch them one by one.

Thursday came again soon, the program team decided to change the format, after communicating with the guests, this time every guest was picked up by the staff.

why?

Of course, Director Zhong wanted to prove the innocence of the two of them first.

When Yu Yanlin first found out about this, his expression changed for a moment. He asked Director Zhong on the phone: "Are you so sure...we don't live together?"

Zhong Wentao also answered simply: "If you want to live together, how can you..." Hold back like that?

Yu Yanlin: "..."

The director team agreed to pick him up at nine o'clock in the evening, and Yu Yanlin finished work a little late today, so he didn't even bother to eat dinner, so he rushed home.

Tao Xu could barely keep his eyes open after watching the surveillance all day long, and suddenly there was a figure in the surveillance screen that had been motionless like a photo, Tao Xu's heart skipped a beat twice, and he almost jumped up.

It must have been scary at first.

Because it was so weird, he had just watched the video of the corridor at the door, and he was sure that no one had come outside the door at all.

But now watching the surveillance in the living room, people suddenly appeared.

like a ghost.

Thanks to the high-definition picture, no matter how he looked at this ghost, he felt familiar, the other's hairstyle, clothes, that straight back...

The ghost lowered his head and finished changing his shoes, then hung up his bag naturally, revealing most of his side face, Tao Xu opened his mouth slowly, turned his head to the back seat and looked at his brother again.

I thought I delayed you, but I didn't expect you to...

Yu Yanlin was closing his eyes, but he also felt the gaze, and only confessed: "Don't disturb me, I will squint for a while, and call me when I get home."

He needs to take a quick shower, and then it's time to go.

"But..." Tao Xu really couldn't help but want to ask, what's going on?

And how did Teacher Tang get into his brother's house?

It's amazing, isn't it?

"Don't be too bad, if it's too bad, I'll be exhausted." Yu Yanlin didn't make a sound, and seemed to be asleep.

Well then, Tao Xu thought, but he was still thinking, that ghost is actually Teacher Tang.

"By the way, let the driver go to that small apartment. I have a nice bottle of perfume there. I want to give it to Mr. Tang, and tell the pick-up guy over there."

"Okay." Tao Xu responded.

That small apartment was Yu Yanlin’s single apartment in the early days. He didn’t live there often. The last time the agent said that he had moved all his supplies, he meant this apartment. However, there were still a lot of branded clothes and perfumes in it. .

Yu Yanlin had forgotten what the key looked like, but fortunately Tao Xu always carried it with him.

He entered the door and asked Tao Xu to stay in the living room. If the staff of the program team arrived early, they would receive him first, and he would be fine soon.

But the people from the program group had already arrived at the door. It was almost as if they entered the door with their front feet, and the people from the program group entered the elevator with their rear feet.

Yu Yanlin unbuttoned his clothes and walked towards the bedroom.

The bedroom in this small apartment is connected to the bathroom, and he wants to take a shower first in the bedroom.

Tao Xu was holding a small box and trying to pack things for his brother, when he turned his head and caught a glimpse of the clothes hanging on the hanger, which were not worn by his brother, he only thought for three seconds before he recognized that it should belong to Teacher Tang.

Eh?Teacher Tang is here?

Tao Xu was even more confused. I have all the keys to this house. My brother can't even remember which key goes with which house. Did he secretly assign a key to Mr. Tang?

Before he could figure out why, the doorbell rang, and he opened the door without thinking.

The staff of the program team were waiting outside. Tao Xu was not so clear-headed, so he opened the door and let them in.

On the other side, Yu Yanlin opened the bedroom door and walked in. He had already taken off all his shirts, and threw the clothes on the bed casually. When he put his hands on the waist of his trousers, he keenly noticed that the clothes on the bed moved.

Of course, it is impossible for the clothes to move, so Yu Yanlin narrowed his eyes, and his eyes fell on the bulge on the bed, and one corner of his mouth was raised upwards.

He didn't make a sound right away, fearing that he might startle the snake, so he took his steps lightly and slowly leaned towards the bed.

The person on the bed also seemed to be aware of something, very slightly, and slowly pulled up the quilt.

There was not much light in the room at this time, and the two tacitly played a game of cat and mouse with each other.

Tang Qing: I am a mouse.

Tang Qing was so embarrassed, he just wanted to catch up on sleep after he came back, but unexpectedly, the owner of the house was brought back. This is simply the scene of a large-scale social death, and he doesn't know what to do?

But hiding like this seemed to make him even more guilty. Tang Qing thought for a moment, and felt that it was better to pull back the quilt to communicate with the person face to face.

He got up too much, and pulled down the old desk lamp by the bed, making a sudden bang.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Tao Xu rushed in without thinking.

Two staff members followed behind.

So the silent two people suddenly turned into five people.

In the eyes of the other three people, Yu Yanlin was not wearing an inch of his upper body, and leaned close to Mr. Tang, who was sitting on the bed with his head slightly raised. They couldn't see clearly because of the dim light, so the two of them just wanted, wanted ...

There are two people in a room, and one of them just took off his clothes. This... How do you explain this?

A staff member responded first: "Sorry, we didn't see anything."

"Ah, me too, Mr. Tang, Mr. Yu, don't worry, we can just wait outside."

Still didn't see anything?Don't you all know it's Tang Qing?

Tang Qing pulled up the quilt again and buried herself.

Tang Qing: We obviously didn't do anything, but other people don't seem to think so...

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