Irregular cohabitation

The first time Director Zhong said "Attention", Tang Qing didn't react, and then he emphasized it again.

This time, he still looked at Tang Qing and said, "Be careful, pay attention to him."

Don't let him do something that makes people nosebleed.

This time Tang Qing understood, but——

On Tang Qing's forehead, he typed slowly:?

His 30-year-old man wants me, a 27-year-old, to take care of him?

It's not...my...what.

At least not yet.

Tang Qing here either should or should not, and should not or should not, so he can only pretend to be stupid in order to get away with it.

Director Zhong also said: "This swimming is not for nothing, and there is still money for it." He looked at Yu Yanlin with complicated eyes, "It's really cheap for you."

Yu Yanlin smiled and went straight to the point: "How much is it?"

Director Zhong hummed slightly: "Take first place and give one hundred."

That is equivalent to the prize money of the competition, Yu Yanlin raised his eyebrows slightly: "This is organized by you? Our school has never given such a small prize money."

"There are still a lot of projects, you can pile up the quantity," Director Zhong raised his voice a little bit, he was naturally embarrassed after being exposed by Yu Yanlin, and then asked: "Do you have any other projects that you are good at?"

Tang Qing thought for a while and said, "Let's run for [-] meters."

But that was when he was in college and his grades were not bad. He has been working for so many years and he doesn't like sports, so he doesn't know what level he is now.

Seeing Tang Qing's reaction from the corner of his eye, Yu Yanlin opened his mouth to remind him that there is still a roller skating event, but he heard the director say to his assistant, "Cross out the sprint."

? ? !

Tang Qing obviously didn't expect such a direction of development, and was a little dumbfounded.

"It's just like this in front of us..." Is it really good to not be a human being?

Yu Yanlin comforted him and said, "Variety shows are so dirty, ours is not the dirtiest."

The director coughed twice, meaning they should pay attention to what they said.

Whether it's dirty or not, I don't want to lose face.

Yu Yanlin half-truthfully said: "Director, you can play like this. Anyway, I don't like running, but I think we don't have basketball games and roller skating events. I'm getting old, but I really can't do it anymore. "

real or fake?

The staff looked at each other in blank dismay, and it was the first time they saw someone just say "older".

After Yu Yanlin left such a sentence, he got on the bike and was about to drag Tang Qing away. Tang Qing thought for a moment, and made a "X" gesture to the bell director, meaning to get rid of the basketball game and roller skating.

Tang Qing thought back to the grand occasion of the basketball and roller skating competitions. The cheers and applause resounded throughout the campus, and the crowds were densely packed...

He thought to himself, if this is not acceptable, the society will not be able to bear it.

The pen held by the director's assistant stopped moving. He turned his head to see Director Zhong's reaction, and said hesitantly, "Then this..."

Do you want to cross it out?

The director thought for a long time, and spit out a sentence: "No, Tang Qing is an honest person, different from Yu Yanlin."

Since he stated that he didn't want it, the program must be reversed, even if they can choose not to participate, but in this way, there will be fewer ways to make money, and the purpose of the program group will be achieved.

But think about it this way.

Director Zhong let out a "hiss".

The assistant whispered, "What's the matter, director?"

Director Zhong stroked his chin and said, "I think we are really dirty."

The assistant was silent: Be bold and delete the word "feeling".

And... the director.

The assistant wanted to ask one more question: So why is Best Actor Yu dishonest?

Be careful that he sends a lawyer's letter to sue you for defamation.

When Tang Qing and the others returned to the dormitory, the announcement of tomorrow's event had already been posted in the group of the program group.

On the plus side - money.

Everyone was elated.

The bad thing is—since there are rankings, so many projects are held at the same time, and there must be many students in school who will also participate.

Play well, call the show.

If you don't perform well...it's second to make a joke, and you will be very angry if you don't get the money.

So for this event, everyone put in all their efforts. After the elective class in the evening, they made an appointment to go to the school gym together.

This gym is private, but the owner is very generous and allows them to use the equipment for free.

Liang Sui changed into sports attire, and she looked like she had been exercising regularly, she took out her mobile phone and was still checking the information of the program group, when she suddenly said "Huh", "Why are the bonuses for each event different? Why are you swimming so low?"

You can get 1 yuan for No.2 in other events, only 50 yuan for swimming, and [-] yuan for No.[-]. For such a small bonus, will anyone really participate tomorrow?

Yu Yanlin: "Hehe, the heart of the show crew is really dirty."

If he hadn't said that he wanted to swim, the bonus would have been more reasonable.

The director just wanted him to give up swimming.

Yu Yanlin's eyes were cold and lethal: Impossible.

The camera brother shook his hands twice: It has nothing to do with me, don't sit in a row.

Liang Sui saw the other party's small movements, and he understood: "Is this the intention that we obviously don't want us to make money?"

He Mudong: "But earning five or six hundred and eating a big meal shouldn't be a big problem."

Chen Tianhou didn't care about whether he made money or not. Anyway, every time he stayed up for two days and two nights, he almost ate. Fortunately, he didn't record all at once for a month.

Chen Tianhou strolled around the gym and stopped by a machine for arm stretching. He wanted to try it out, but he had already grasped the handle with both hands, and moved his hands closer to the center.

He pulled it, but couldn't pull it, and realized that he had overestimated himself, but he refused to admit defeat. He gritted his teeth and tried harder, and finally pulled a certain distance, but his hands could no longer be closed. As soon as he let go, he found that his arms His muscles were a little sore, and he was sweating a little.

"This is too difficult, brother, can you try?"

Tang Qing also felt that this thing looked quite simple, at least simpler than weightlifting machines and press machines. He stood in the position where Chen Tianhou was just now, grabbed the handle and began to exert force.

force--

No response.

Try harder--

Still motionless.

Is it that difficult?Tang Qing tried several times in disbelief, suspecting that he and Chen Tianhou hadn't figured out how to use the machine at all, and the two fitness novices carefully studied the instructions next to the equipment.

Yu Yanlin folded his arms and laughed for a long time, Tang Qing was slightly annoyed: "Don't laugh, come here."

"Okay," Yu Yanlin walked over, "Actually, this thing is really not difficult, with a little skill."

Tang Qing "bah" in his heart: I thought so too just now.

But he didn't wait for the scene of Yu Yanlin being slapped in the face. Yu Yanlin straightened his arms, closed them and separated them, and then closed them again. It was exactly as he said: not difficult.

Chen Tianhou also tried it again, but he could only pull it for a while, and it felt like the machine was rusted somewhere, and it would be very strenuous to pull it any more.

Is this really the same machine?

Tang Qing also had the same question, he stood up again, tried to pull his hands hard but still couldn't move.

At this time Yu Yanlin stood behind him, reached out and patted his shoulder, and adjusted his position, but no matter how he fiddled with it, Tang Qing couldn't pull it.

Tang Qing sat on the rest chair: "I won't practice anymore, you can earn more tomorrow. I always feel that there is a problem with the program group sending money, but it is always right to keep more money."

Yu Yanlin handed him a towel to wipe off his sweat, his eyes stayed on Tang Qing's arm for a while, and he said, "You are too soft."

There is hardly any muscle.

Yu Yanlin asked again: "Do you have 130 catties?"

Tang Qing:? ?

Tang Qing threw the towel over with precision, gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not soft."

Yu Yanlin said "Oh" and laughed lowly: "Then you are very hard? Yes, I believe it."

Tang Qing: "..."

Just want to hit someone.

Confused in the later stage: May I ask if this thing can be broadcast?

Chen Tianhou is not very sensitive to soft and hard, and he doesn't understand the expressions of the staff who are following the filming. He just saw that Yu Yanlin was directing his brother's movements. Yu Yanlin seems to be very professional. He learned while watching carefully. This time I feel like I can do it.

I came up and tried again, and it really made him pull. Although it was still not as smooth as Yu Yanlin's movements, the sense of accomplishment was still great.

Chen Tianhou was happy: "Ah, that's how it was done, brother, he didn't lie to you, I really learned it."

He insisted on dragging Tang Qing to try again, but Tang Qing had already realized that the problem was mostly due to his muscles that were almost nonexistent, but he was still kicked out of the shelves, so he could only bite the bullet... another embarrassment.

He really can't do it.

Chen Tianhou thought for a long time and did not intend to give up: "Brother, be serious, trust me, it will be fine."

Tang Qing choked for a moment: "I... I'm serious."

Can't see it?

Chen Tianhou said "ah", and it took a long time before he answered: "Then you, you are... so weak, you don't see it very often these days."

Next to him, Yu Yanlin watched the joke openly with the corners of his mouth curled up, and silently said something to Tang Qing with his mouth: Tang Qiqi is so weak.

Tang Qing wanted to hit him with a towel, but found that he had no towel in his hand. Seeing the towel on Chen Tianhou's shoulder, he stretched out his hand and threw it at him, holding back: "There is a specialization in surgery."

The ears were still red.

The gym is a great place, just not for me.

In the end, Tang Qing could only choose to run and exercise a little to avoid more embarrassment tomorrow.

However, this kind of training needs to be accumulated over time, and it is not easy to use the Buddhist script temporarily. Liang Sui and the others are mostly trying out unused equipment, freshening it up, and getting together after a while to study the so-called tactics.

They calculated that there are a total of 12 projects, and each person needs to participate in 2-3 projects on average. However, considering the point of casting a wide net to catch more fish, participating in more projects, it is best to include the first three and get all the money.

But that would be too tiring.

After a discussion, first finalize the projects that I am good at, and the rest depends on time and according to my ability.

Their plan is to keep eight and fight for one.

The staff asked: What do you mean?

He Mudong explained: "It's to keep the profit of [-] and strive for [-]."

The staff thought to themselves: How could we just do what you wish?

There will be surprises tomorrow, I wish you can earn two or three hundred.

Chen Tianhou rolled his eyes when he saw the roller skating competition at the end. He didn't know what he was thinking, so his follow-up director confirmed with him in a low voice: "Teacher Tang is probably not good at this, right?"

Chen Tianhou raised his eyes with a strange expression: "Why do you say that?"

Following the filming director: "He himself said that he doesn't want to participate in this project."

"Ah," Chen Tianhou reacted quickly this time, "You think he doesn't want to participate, so you deliberately made such a show? You are too bad."

So he deliberately played against the tune and said: "My brother is very bad at roller skating, as bad as Teacher Yu."

Follow-up director: Speak well, why are you attacking personally?

But I don't know why, there is always an illusion that if the routine fails, it will be reversed. Just in case, the director team held an impromptu meeting, and after the meeting, they called out the guests who were going to sleep.

"Come on, pick out the equipment for tomorrow."

The word "pick" seems to have a deep meaning.

Chen Tianhou suddenly felt bad: "You won't have to pay, will you?"

According to the black heart of the program group, how can they play tricks if they don't know this time?

This time it wasn't the director who said it. The assistant stood up bearing the humiliation. He covered his face with his notebook. He really didn't have the face to face these guests. He coughed twice and continued, "Write more reminders from Mr. Chen, you really should be charged."

Chen Tianhou: "??"

I just want to bite my tongue off, why did I talk too much just now?Um?

"This is called investing first to get high returns. Of course, if you lose, you have to bear the consequences. This is a disguised reminder to everyone that there must be a competitive sportsmanship, not just for fun."

Guests: You are just...dirty in disguise.

Table tennis racket 20 yuan/piece, badminton racket 20 yuan/piece...swimming equipment...free of charge.

Wait a moment.

Chen Tianhou immediately discovered the problem, picked up a set of swimming trunks and goggles, and asked the program crew: "Why don't you pay for this one, why don't you get free for other things too?"

"Probably because... it also has less bonuses, hehehehe." The assistant said bravely.

Tang Qing glanced at the black half-length swimming trunks. At this moment, he suddenly got the strong desire to survive from the program group.

Because the equipment was ugly and pure black, he felt it. It should not be close-fitting, after all, if it was close-fitting...it might kill someone.

Most of the people watching the live broadcast are young people, dry and irritable...

Yu Yanlin doesn't care if the swimsuit looks good or not, it's for others to see, a little more fabric is good, his purpose is to take off the clothes.

Yu Yanlin picked up the swimsuit and looked at it, not flattering the aesthetics of the program group, frowning slightly to discuss with Tang Qing: "Come and cheer me up?"

"Okay." Why don't you just shout twice, what's the problem?

I thought it was okay, but at night I had a dream.

Dreamed that Yu Yanlin blocked him by the locker in the locker room, taking advantage of him in a wall-dong posture.

This dream gave Tang Qing a sense of crisis, and when he went swimming with him the next day, he was a little more cautious.

When Yu Yanlin entered the locker room, he said, "I'll wait for you outside."

Yu Yanlin didn't say anything, just stuffed the things in his hand indiscriminately: "Then don't go far away, I will change quickly and come out to warm up."

Tang Qing let out a "huh", but her mind was a little wandering, and she couldn't help but think of the unsuitable scenes in her dreams.

When Yu Yanlin entered, he breathed a sigh of relief, but within 2 minutes of this breath, Yu Yanlin's voice came from inside.

"Tang teacher, I forgot to bring in my swimsuit."

Tang Qing silently looked down at the swimsuit in her arms, and rolled her eyes speechlessly.

Because of his status as an actor, they opened a dressing room for him. Tang Qing opened the door and walked in, then closed his eyes tightly.

"I'm coming in, you, you come and get it yourself." Tang Qing stood at the door, as if I would never go in.

Yu Yanlin's teasing voice sounded: "There is wind at the door, come here again."

Tang Qing followed the sound and walked two steps forward. Because he couldn't see the way, he stretched out one hand to test the direction, and held the swimsuit up with the other hand to block his eyes.

Two steps forward, my hand suddenly touched a wall, a... a wall with temperature.

It was...sudden.

Tang Qing's hand seemed to be scalded by boiling water, and he was about to withdraw it, but someone grabbed his wrist and couldn't move it.

"What are you doing?" Tang Qing frowned.

Yu Yanlin said in a low voice, "You messed around."

"Then I can't see it." Tang Qing complained.

"Just open your eyes, I'm wearing clothes..."

Oh, with clothes on.

Tang Qing let out a long breath, and let go of the hand covering his eyes. At the same time, a string in his mind tightened, and he suddenly realized that there was something wrong.

His hand feeling just now clearly... touches the skin.

But this guy said he was wearing clothes, at least he wasn't telling the truth, he definitely wasn't wearing it!

But it's too late.

Wherever Tang Qing looked, he saw everything that should be seen and should not be seen. Yu Yanlin put a towel around his waist, or that kind of small towel...

Tang Qing was going to die of anger.

But the man took a step forward, and then another step, until Tang Qing bumped into the cabinet behind him, and there was no way to retreat. The man in front of him stretched out his long hand, and stuck him in front of the cabinet and himself.

"See clearly?" Yu Yanlin asked.

"What..." Ghost?

"Take a good look at my figure, is it better than what I saw that day?" Yu Yanlin stared at Tang Qing.

Tang Qing: "..."

At this moment, the dream seems to overlap with reality.

Tang Qing: It's about to blow up.

The staff waited outside for a long time and saw that the two hadn't come out, so they began to knock on the door to urge them. When Tang Qing came out, his expression was normal, but all the exposed skin was slightly red.

Yu Yanlin chased after him and coaxed again: "Come on for me."

Tang Qing said in a low voice, "It can't be added anymore."

His whole body is numb now, and he still trembles slightly when he speaks. It's all because of this man... Shameless.

The author has something to say: Tang Qing: This person... I can't control him.

Yu Yanlin: I am so obedient.