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"Four scripts? It's not fair! Don't two captains need to perform?" a guest shouted.

"As captains, we have to shoulder the responsibility of leading the team to victory. Every dispatch is a competition of intelligence. Although we don't need to perform, it is actually much more difficult than you." Chao Jia said the nonsense very seriously .

"Let's see what the first script is!"

The big screen flashed, and a burst of melodious music sounded first. Everyone knew what would happen next without guessing. This song is so classic.

Sure enough, the next second the five characters of "Titanic" appeared on it, and Xie Danggui took a step back subconsciously.

The only plot he can think of in this classic movie is that one. It is estimated that the program team will not use other clips to play here. There must be no kissing, but the other contents are probably not so kind.

When he raised his head, the coquettish peacock on the opposite side who had been thrown all over his body was actually smiling at him again.

A strange feeling rose in his heart, but he didn't think about it, but quickly threw it behind him like a dirty thing.

The director's voice-over sounded again: "In this session, the team captains each choose a member of the team to participate in the performance. The preparation time is 10 minutes. The winner of the previous round can choose the role of the team member. Since Chen Chusheng's team won the previous rounds, this time it will be his team. Pick your character first."

"Isn't it? In this case, isn't the gap between the two teams snowballing?" Chao Jia shouted.

However, the ruthless director ignored him: "That's right, today's game is so cruel. Next, the game starts, and the captains of both sides will select players to cooperate and perform some parts of "Titanic"."

Xie Danggui watched his captain's gaze sweeping towards him, shaking his head like a rattle.

he does not want!

On the contrary, Huang Zigui from their group enthusiastically offered advice to the team leader: "Mr. Chen, the protagonists in the Titanic are a man and a woman. We have chosen a male role, and we will talk affectionately to each other. Who can stop it!"

It's not the first time for Huang Zigui to participate in "Happy Moments", and the program group's thoughts can probably be guessed accurately.There are four scripts in total, and the emotions in the scripts must be progressive but not decreasing.

Although the meme of "Titanic" is about to be played badly on the Internet, it may be the most normal script in it.

"The captains of both teams are asked to write the players and roles they have selected on the whiteboard."

Xie Danggui, who was not very familiar with "Happy Moments", was immediately relieved when he saw that the name announced on the whiteboard was not his own.

"Hey! Teacher Chen, you have a girl in your group, how can you choose a male role?"

Chao Jia also took into account the fact that she was behind. Their team consisted of three boys and one girl. If a girl came out, it would be fine if the opponent was a girl, but if the opponent was a boy, this plot would be very unfavorable to them.

But if they have a boy, if the opposite is a girl, their team member plays Jack, which is a perfect choice.Even if it's a man, it doesn't matter to them, it depends on who is embarrassed.

but!

A girl appeared on the opposite side, and she chose the role of Jack, instantly overturning the situation and repeating it.

"Who stipulated that girls can't play male roles? Have you never seen a reverse role? It's so rare!"

Crosstalk?Almost capsized!

The props of this program group are still well prepared. When the cast was still being selected, the model of the giant wheel props of the first group was moved up, and there was also a camera along with it.

"Wait? What's the camera brother doing here?"

"Since it's acting, of course it has to be filmed for everyone to see! Otherwise, how can we let the audience rate it? Of course, the clips we selected are the simplest ones, and you can watch them directly without editing."

The biggest problem is that there is no need for editing!How many actors can do it in one shot?

Before the performance started, everyone had already imagined what they were about to see.

Xie Danggui watched the play from the sidelines, especially when the two guests were preparing, and suddenly learned that the names of the characters in the script would be replaced with the names of the co-hosts, and couldn't stand up straight from laughing.

He couldn't imagine himself standing at the bow of the boat with Jiang Yuanfan hugging each other, calling each other's name affectionately.

"Oh! Yuanfan!"

"Oh! Angelica!"

vomit!

Originally, this kind of link could be prepared by four groups together, but for variety shows, the guests always come with a purpose.What promotional works, concerts, what keeps the popularity, appearance rate.

These 10 minutes just come to give them a promotion.

Although there are audiences at the scene, most of the program will be edited after the recording is completed.

The 10-minute rehearsal of each group is cut out, and it is estimated that there will be less than 1 minute in the program.

The host took the lead in chatting about the recent situation of the two guests. After 10 minutes, the two teachers came out in the extremely carefree costumes of the program group.

Mrs. Dai, who played the role of Jack, was wearing a men's windbreaker that almost dragged to the ground, with a wig hanging on his head that could be seen at a glance, while Sun Chuan, who played the role of Rose, wore a skirt and used a bow to fix the long hair on his head.

As soon as the two came out, everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

It was Chen Chusheng's victory, but he didn't expect the comedy effect of the tall and burly Sun Chuan wearing a skirt to be so good. When I re-recorded for the first time, I barely performed the whole process.

The Chaojia team turned defeat into victory.

Xie Danggui didn't want to do the first script, but he refused the second script all over his head.

Fortunately, Teacher Li Yi in their group just had a small wave, which is very suitable for the image of the characters in the play. Chen Chusheng chose him without thinking.

Apart from the captain, Xie Danggui's team had three women and one man, while Chao Jia's team had three men and one woman.

Chaojia got a taste of the sweetness in the first game, anyway, they had a lot of men, so they repeated the old trick in the second game.

The petite Li Yi, who was draped in blue curtains, hugged the taller one who was over 1.8 meters tall, with a look of grief and indignation: "Don't come here! Don't come here!"

"puff!"

As soon as Mr. Li opened his mouth, Xie Danggui immediately broke the merits, leading the actors to break the merits together.

To be honest, if Jiang Yuanfan didn't have this show, he would still have had a good time, at least he had a lot of fun watching it.

"Thank you! Which group are you in?" Li Yi glared at Xie Danggui, and all the emotions she had been brewing with great difficulty disappeared.

"Hahahaha...haha... Teacher Li, I'm sorry...hahaha...but it's really funny!" Xie Danggui was out of breath from laughing, especially the curtain cloth that was draped over Teacher Li's body. The funnier it is, the harder it is to stop.

"I now suspect that you are a spy sent by the other side!"

"I was wrong, I promise not to make a sound."

Xie Danggui honestly admitted his mistake, the smile on his face was still there, he made a zipper motion on his mouth, and hid behind his team members, for fear that his seniors would see the smile on his face and cause their team to continue to lose.

But happiness is very contagious, if he doesn't laugh here, there are others laughing!

The second group shot seven or eight times, but Li Yi failed to finish her first line, and then she was all laughing, not even sad or angry.

And Wu Hong in her arms just lay there from the beginning to the end, won the round, and went back to give every teammate a high-five.

The Chaojia team has won twice in a row. If they still win the third game, then Xie Danggui and the others will have no chance to turn around.

The third script was a modern drama, without background music, and the title of the script appeared on the pitch-black screen with a breezy "It's getting cold, let the Wang Group go bankrupt".

A bad premonition arose spontaneously, Xie Danggui felt that if Mr. Chen didn't choose him this time, what awaited him would not be so simple.

He would rather hit two points than unknown.

Only him and Teacher Yang are left on his side, and Teacher Huang and Jiang Yuanfan are left on the opposite side. The chance of matching Jiang Yuanfan is 50%, and the program group may deliberately put them together for the sake of ratings.

Xie Danggui blinked and looked attentively at Chen Chusheng, who was about to write an actor role.

Mr. Chen is indeed an old variety artist, he received Xie Danggui's brain waves immediately, and smiled at him by the way.

"Thank you, it seems like you really want to play the domineering president."

"Thank you for being so soft and cute. It's not bad to play the domineering president's little girlfriend." Chao Jia also looked at him, "Isn't this just right? We have a handsome man left here, who is a good match."

"As far as Teacher Jiang and I are looking today, shouldn't I be a little more hard-line?" Xie Danggui puffed out his chest.

With his cropped hair and a black suit today, could it be that he is not as good as the little girl in the white shirt across the way?

Xie Danggui with the upper body of the Iron Man completely forgot about his blue-blue pink-pink looks in previous concerts, and also deliberately ignored the height difference of more than 5 cm between the two parties, and only wanted to overwhelm the other party in terms of momentum.

"Teacher Chao, is it too much for you to use three rounds of one move in a row? If I send you a thank you, you will definitely let Teacher Jiang play the secretary."

Xie Danggui and Chao Jia were willing to fight and suffer, but Chen Chusheng was not so easy to fool.

"I think I can save the day if I play the president." Xie Danggui struggled, "The domineering spirit will definitely kill the opponent!"

"Your fans don't seem to think so."

Chen Chusheng looked at the auditorium, and Xie Danggui's fans immediately got to this point, screaming: "Thank you, no matter what you become, you are my mother's baby!"

Xie Danggui was young as a trainee and debuted at a young age. Even after three years in the entertainment circle, he is only 20 years old now.

Almost all of his fans have watched him grow up, and because of the stylist, he has always kept him in this pink and tender appearance, and most of them have become mother fans.

The fans shouted affectionately one by one under Weibo, Xie Danggui could only swallow the blood and tears in his heart.

Although he is a fellow, which man would not want to be a tough guy who stands up to the sky?

Chen Chusheng looked at Xie Danggui's heartache and did not soften his heart in the slightest: "For the team's victory, thank you for sacrificing yourself! Let Teacher Yang come this time, I want to see what Teacher Chao will do!"

Although Yang Yue is a singer, she has made a lot of movies over the years, which can be regarded as Chen Chusheng's trump card.

He didn't believe that he could still lose this round!

After the members of the third group were settled, only Xie Danggui and Jiang Yuanfan were left in the fourth group.

Going around and going around is still in a group with this guy, he might as well play "Titanic"!

He couldn't help but look over there, and the man was still looking at him and smiling.

He wouldn't believe it if it wasn't a taunt, otherwise why would there be so many guests staring at him and laughing?