I overturned my car after dating online

Cutting wood seems simple, but it is actually not an easy job.

There is no need to say more about the selection of firewood, because they live here for a month, and it is impossible to wait for the firewood to dry, so they have to choose the dead or dry part.Then there is the angle and posture of the knife. Those who have never chopped firewood must get twice the result with half the effort.

Since Jiang Yuanfan likes to perform so much, let him go, but I don't know if he can seize this good opportunity.

Thinking of this, Xie Danggui took the initiative to take the vegetables that the two ladies had just picked from the field, and squatted next to Teacher Ren to clean them together.

This is an old house, and there is no running water pipe in the kitchen. It cannot be ruled out that the program team deliberately made such a yard for them.There is a small pool near the mountain outside the house. I don’t know where the water came from. Anyway, it flows continuously. After overflowing from the pool, it flows into the small river at the foot of the mountain through the ditch.

"It seems to be well water. I just took a sip. It's quite sweet."

Ren Dong chatted with Xie Danggui, and the two ladies who were still curious over there made a new discovery: there were three eggs in the chicken coop.

It's just that the egg was not clean, and it was still sticking to it. It took me a while to make up my mind to touch it.

"It's better to drink less, whether it's well water or river water, if you drink too much, you will easily get diarrhea. I seem to see a kettle just now. I'll boil the water in a while, otherwise I won't have to drink it." Xie Danggui said.

"That's right. Although the water looks clean, there are still many bacteria and microorganisms in it. It doesn't matter to us big men, but not to those two girls." At this point, Teacher Ren suddenly "tsk", "If It would be nice to have watermelon, the water is ice cold, put the watermelon in the town, and come together after dinner at night, it will be delicious!"

"I don't know if there is any watermelon, maybe a cucumber?" Xie Danggui handed Ren Dong a small cucumber.

This cucumber was planted in the vegetable garden next to it, and it was picked by them when it was still tender.Xie Danggui ate one himself, it was sweet, juicy and extremely refreshing.

"Are you adapting well?"

Xie Danggui smiled: "I grew up in the countryside when I was young, but my village is bigger than this one, and the house has been remodeled. Unlike here, it looks like the original one."

"Then it's up to you this month!"

"Teacher Ren, are you praising me or hurting me? Who doesn't know that you are an 'Almighty Master'?"

"Of course it's a compliment! You don't know, the previous episodes have exhausted me so much! Take your teacher Wang as an example. He doesn't work hard and doesn't distinguish grains. He can't feel relieved when he does anything. "

After the recording of the program started, each of them was followed by a video camera, but they didn't talk, just filmed, Xie Danggui quickly got used to it.

"Huh? I seem to hear someone talking bad about me!" Wang Qichang wandered up to them at some point.

"Am I talking bad? I'm telling the truth!" Ren Dong retorted.

The two have been working together for many years, and they are very good friends, and they can see the tacit understanding at this moment.If it's someone you don't know well, you can't make such jokes on the show.

"Everyone has a position that suits them. If you don't have my logistics, can you devote yourself to your work?" Wang Qichang is not ashamed but proud, "I just took a look at it. There are three rooms in total. The two girls are together. I With you, thank you for being with Afan, just right."

Immortals fight, and mortals suffer.Xie Danggui shut up as early as Teacher Wang came over, who knew that the pot would fall from the sky.

? ? ? ? ? ?

What did he hear?He wants to sleep in the same room with Jiang Yuanfan?

I just wanted to open my mouth to rescue him, but after thinking about it, it seemed that there was no other solution besides this.The two ladies must live in the same room, and the two teachers are acquaintances and seniors, so they cannot be separated.

Sleeping in the same room with Jiang Yuanfan was almost the only answer.

The necessary things were sorted out, the pots and pans were cleaned, and the yard was cleaned up by the two ladies, but they were quite critical of the big white goose.

The goose was so powerful that it dug a hole in Zhao Yijun's sunscreen with one bite.

"Just eat stewed goose tonight! Otherwise, I have to find food for the goose, so it will save trouble."

"Forget it, it's our first day here, it's not advisable to kill animals, it's better to eat some vegetarian food."

"Ah?" Xie Danggui heard this sentence just as he walked into the yard with a carp in his hand, "Then this fish... shall I put it away?"

"Huh? Don't, don't, I'm just saying! Where did you get the fish?"

A group of people gathered around. Before that, everyone had already prepared their hearts for simple clothes and vegetarian food.

"I walked up that river for a while, and saw someone set up a trap to catch fish, so I set it up casually. Who knows if there will be fish, it probably slipped out when the fields were filled with water. !"

For this, he also wet the shoes.

A group of people looked at the director who was hiding in the shade. The director's fleshy face twitched, not wanting to look at them.

Mistake, really misstep!

Not to mention the fish, according to the setting, the meat has to be exchanged with their own labor, who knows there is an extra variable!He shouldn't have come here just because of Xie Dang Gui's popularity!

After almost one disappearance, Jiang Yuanfan came back with a basket of firewood on his back.

One end of the dirt road in front of the small courtyard is connected to the main road into the village, and the other end goes straight to the back mountain, which is where Jiang Yuanfan went up the mountain.

Xie Danggui stepped forward to take the basket, and was slightly disappointed when he saw the dry firewood inside. This person has a bit of common sense, and everything he gets can be used.

However, judging from the fracture of the firewood, it was only as thick as a thumb, and it took several cuts to break it. It must have taken a lot of effort, and it would only be a matter of one knife for him.

"I'm going to start a fire and cook, Mr. Ren, will the fish be handed over to you?"

The fish was carried by Xie Danggui on a rope made of grass. He had given up struggling and could only tell from the slight movement of his gills that he was still alive.

"Don't worry! This time I'll let you have a taste of my craft!" Ren Dong patted his chest, signaling to leave the rest to him.

"Teacher Ren is famous for his craftsmanship. Many people in Taiwan like to go to his house for a meal." Wang Qichang also boasted.

"let me help you!"

Jiang Yuanfan followed Xie Danggui into the kitchen, who knew that Xie Danggui did not go forward after entering the kitchen, but stopped at the door and glanced at him, which made his movements slow down suddenly, and his expression became a little hesitant.

The camera followed behind the two and did not record this scene, but Xie Danggui soon found a fixed camera in the kitchen, which was obviously arranged by the program team in advance.

"Find some paper or hay for me." Xie Danggui said.

"it is good!"

Jiang Yuanfan naturally did not answer Xie Danggui's request.

This stove has not been used for a long time, and there are still firewood ash left in it.The air is so humid in the south and it takes all this stuff out to get the fire going again.

"I look refreshed after chopping firewood."

Jiang Yuanfan was joked as soon as he stepped out of the yard.

"After sleeping in the car for a while, the sleepiness passed." Jiang Yuanfan replied.

"It's the same as staying up late, as long as you pass the most sleepy point, you can stay up until dawn."

"This time, two people who love to work came here all of a sudden, it seems that my old bones can rest." Ren Dong was very satisfied with this.

"Teacher Ren, what you said is wrong. Our Yijun hasn't stopped since just now! Chopping firewood is work, isn't cleaning work?" Sun Yaxian said.

"No, no, Mr. Sun, you don't understand, why do you have the nerve to call a girl for this job? The two young and strong guys are easy to talk to."

"Feelings, we are here specially for several teachers?"

Xie Danggui got out the firewood ash in the stove and found a place to dump it.The program team is quite conscientious, although they don't have many things, they left a box of matches for them anyway, and didn't let them drill wood to make fire.

"Isn't it? The salary has been negotiated long ago, and the contract has been signed. You can't go back on your word." Wang Qichang raised his eyebrows.

"Teachers, please use me more. I'm here to exercise." Jiang Yuanfan found a stack of discarded newspapers from the second floor.

Xie Danggui took it from him, and when he turned around, he rolled his eyes where the camera couldn't see it.

Is it really a fun holiday villa in the countryside?

God knows how many rural people want to go to the city, but he is lucky, he is so busy that he came here to make a fuss.

Isn't it performance?He gave him all the opportunities to perform and let him exercise well.

Walking into the kitchen, the man really followed.

"Lighting a fire is very fast. If you have nothing to do, go and help Teacher Ren. He still has to deal with that fish." Xie Danggui said.

"Teacher Sun and Zhao Yijun are helping, let me see how you do it, it will be fine next time." Jiang Yuanfan said.

No wonder, the seniors couldn't find a chance to perform, so they ran to him to catch the camera.

Xie Danggui didn't really care if there were too many shots, he came here just to listen to Sister Tao's arrangement, and used the program to fill the gap in the itinerary and maintain exposure.If he could join the group seamlessly, he wouldn't appear here.

"This vent has to be kept open, if the air doesn't get in the fire won't burn for long."

The camera guy next to him turned the camera to his side, probably capturing half of his face and hand movements together.

The firewood that Jiang Yuanfan got was very dry, and it broke into a suitable length with a light fold, and was stuffed in by Xie Danggui.

"Put the firewood in a little more space, don't squeeze it, let the air in, put the newspaper at the bottom, and it will burn in no time."

Xie Danggui struck a match with ease, lit the newspaper and blew lightly, and the fire ignited in two or three strokes.He squinted at Jiang Yuanfan, who looked at it seriously.

"Are you coming to cook the rice?"

There is definitely no rice cooker, only the big one.

"Okay, I'll go wash the rice." Jiang Yuanfan agreed, filled the rice and walked out.

Xie Danggui saw that the fire was burning well, so he added some thicker firewood to it.The ones that were added earlier were to make the fire easier to start, now it is necessary to make the fire last.

As soon as the firewood was added, he heard Ren Dong's voice outside the window: "Hey, Afan, you wash this rice twice, just pick out the shells that haven't been cleaned. If you wash it too many times, it won't taste good. .”

"it is good."

A trace of sarcasm appeared at the corner of Xie Danggui's mouth, it seemed that he looked good on the surface, and thought he was really someone who had worked at home.

When the fire here started to burn, Xie Danggui evenly distributed it to the other fire door, cooking rice in one pot and cooking vegetables in the other.

It won't take long to wash the rice, and Jiang Yuanfan will be back soon.Because what he had in his hands was their staple food at noon, and if they made it bad, they would have nothing to eat. Xie Danggui didn't feel at ease and let him cook it like this, but started to guide him from the sidelines.

"I need to add a little more water, otherwise it won't be able to cook. I put it in a ratio of about one to three."

"it is good."

Jiang Yuanfan didn't ask why he couldn't cook due to the lack of water, so he went out to pour water into the pot, and when he was done, he stood by and watched as Xie Danggui added firewood to the fire door to fan the fire, making the fire burn more vigorously.

The sky was already hot, and the fire was burning again. It didn't take long for Xie Danggui to sweat.

I don't know when there was no movement next to him. When I looked up, the man was looking at him intently, and the strangeness in my heart rose again.

"What are you looking at?"

Jiang Yuanfan woke up suddenly, and hurriedly said: "You sweat a lot, you seem to be very hot, should I come?"

"No need," Xie Danggui threw the remaining firewood to the stove, "Wait for the water to boil."

After the fire burned down, Xie Danggui's body was not stained with charcoal color, and the others would have been ashamed long ago.