I overturned my car after dating online

1. May I have your name?

Xie Danggui: You don't know us?

Jiang Yuanfan: A little reporter who sneaked in, right?What about security?Get this man out of here quickly!

Moderator: dbq, I didn't think about it, so I read the question directly.

Xie Danggui, Jiang Yuanfan: ...

2. What is your age?

Jiang Yuanfan: You can't ask a woman's age, but do you know that you can't ask a man's age either?

Xie Danggui: 18 years old.

Jiang Yuanfan: Yes, we are 18 years old, forever young.

3. What is your gender?

The weak moderator chooses to skip directly.

4. What is your personality like?

Xie Danggui: Cheerful and lively?

Jiang Yuanfan: Gentle and refined.

5. The character of the other party?

Xie Danggui: She is fine, but she can take care of people.

Jiang Yuanfan: A very hardworking Pippi shrimp.

Moderator: I always feel that something is weird but I can't say it.

6. When did the two meet?Where?

Xie Danggui: The New Year's Eve of the second year of my debut.

Jiang Yuanfan: Canyon of Kings.

Host: Canyon of Kings?

Xie Danggui (rolling eyes): Have you never seen online dating?Fuss.

Host: I thought only elementary school students would be on the king... (Choose to shut up after suddenly realizing the murderous intent)

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Xie Danggui: Noble, hypocritical, hypocritical.

Jiang Yuanfan: Cute.

Moderator: It's a little different from what I imagined.

8. What do you like about each other?

Jiang Yuanfan: Every bit.

Xie Danggui: I'm so shameless.

9. What do you hate about each other?

Xie Danggui: I'm so shameless.

Jiang Yuanfan: No.

Moderator: Is there any special meaning to this sloppy face?Although it is a similar question, I always feel that the context of the two times is different.

Xie Danggui (calmly): You think too much.

Moderator: I don't think I thought much about it.

10. Do you think you have a good sex with each other?

Xie Danggui: Good.

Jiang Yuanfan: Good.

Moderator: What a unanimous answer!

11. How do you call each other?

Xie Danggui: Ah Fan, Jiang Yuanfan.

Jiang Yuanfan: Ah Gui, baby, good baby?

Host: I heard that Guaibao used to be the name of a dog in Mr. Xie's family?

Xie Danggui: Who chose this host?The business ability is too poor, replace it!

Moderator: Sorry.

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Xie Danggui: full name, or hello.

Host: Who would want their lover to call themselves "Hi"!Where is Teacher Jiang?

Jiang Yuanfan: Husband.

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Xie Angelica: Peacock.

Jiang Yuanfan: A cat... right?

Moderator: Do you need to hesitate for so long?

Jiang Yuanfan: The main reason is that it doesn’t look like much. He has a lot of points that can correspond to various animals, but the one that resembles the most is a cat, who will give you a paw from time to time.

Xie Danggui: I will give you a chance to reorganize the language.

Jiang Yuanfan: He is so cute, no animal can compare to him.

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Xie Danggui: I have sent many, skip it.

15. So what gift do you want for yourself?

Xie Danggui: All are fine.

Jiang Yuanfan: Himself.

Moderator: My face seems to be crushed by a wheel.

16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Xie Danggui: Clingy, every time you turn on your phone, it's full of his messages.

Jiang Yuanfan: You were very accommodating to me at first!

Xie Danggui: You have been sticky since you were 23 years old, don't you think there is any problem?

Jiang Yuanfan: You don't love me anymore!

Moderator: Teacher Jiang, please answer the question directly.

Teacher Jiang: He doesn't reply to my messages.

Moderator: Okay.

17. What is your problem?

Xie Danggui: Has a bad temper with those close to him.

Jiang Yuanfan: He is too kind to those close to him.

Xie Danggui: If you regret it, we will divorce after we leave.

Jiang Yuanfan: I'm afraid I'll spoil you, what if I'm not around in the future?

Xie Danggui covered Jiang Yuanfan's mouth: Bah bah bah!There won't be that day.

The host is moved.

18. What is the opponent's fault?

Xie Danggui: I like to be jealous.

Jiang Yuanfan: Nothing wrong.

19. What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Xie Danggui: No.

Jiang Yuanfan: Yes.

20. What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Xie Danggui: Yes.

21. How far is your relationship?

Thank you Angelica:?

Moderator: dbq.

22. Where did two people meet for the first time?

Jiang Yuanfan: Hot pot restaurant?

23. How was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Jiang Yuanfan: Very good.

Xie Danggui: He only watched me eat.

24. How far has it progressed?

Xie Danggui: I just confirmed the relationship.

25. Where do you often go to date?

Xie Danggui: hot pot restaurant.

Jiang Yuanfan: ...

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Xie Danggui: Various preparations.

Jiang Yuanfan: Same.

27. Which party confessed first?

Xie Danggui: He.

Jiang Yuanfan: Me.

28. How much do you like each other?

Xie Danggui: What's the use of talking about this kind of thing?

Jiang Yuanfan: A little more than music.

29. So, do you love each other?

Xie Danggui: I won't say this a second time.

Jiang Yuanfan: Love!Agui was shy.

30. What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Xie Danggui: No talking, just hugging me.

Jiang Yuanfan: When you don't listen to me.

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Xie Danggui: Divorce.

Jiang Yuanfan: I don't think so.

32. Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

Xie Danggui: ...

Jiang Yuanfan: Do you want to destroy our relationship by asking this question?

33. What if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Xie Danggui: Why are you late?

Jiang Yuanfan: We live together, of course we will go out together.

35. The other party's sexiest expression?

Xie Danggui: The appearance of sweating after exercising.

Jiang Yuanfan: I wish I knew this secret myself.

36. When two people are together, when do you feel your heart beat faster?

Xie Danggui: There are too many.

Jiang Yuanfan: When he said he loved me.

38. Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Xie Danggui: It's okay to stay together and do nothing.

Jiang Yuanfan: Me too.

39. Have you ever quarreled?

Xie Danggui: Often.

Jiang Yuanfan: I thought it was me who was scolded unilaterally...

40. What are the quarrels?

Xie Danggui: It's nothing, I just want to scold him.

Jiang Yuanfan: ...

41. How to reconcile afterwards?

Xie Danggui: We will be reconciled in a while.

Jiang Yuanfan: There is nothing to reconcile specially.

42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Xie Danggui: Forget it, I've been facing this face for so many years, and I'm afraid I won't be able to stand it for the rest of my life.

Jiang Yuanfan: I will haunt you even if you are a ghost!

43. When will you feel loved?

Xie Angelica: Any time.

Jiang Yuanfan: When he took the initiative to get close to me.

44. How do you express your love?

Xie Danggui: accompany.

Jiang Yuanfan: Action.

45. When will you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

Xie Danggui: No.

Jiang Yuanfan: When he told me to scram.

Xie Danggui: When did I let you go?

Jiang Yuanfan: That night in bed...

Xie Danggui (with red ears): Shut up!It was you who broke your promise first!

Moderator: I feel like I have eaten dog food, but I haven't eaten all of it.

46. ​​What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Xie Angelica: Peony.

Moderator: I thought you would say bamboo.

Jiang Yuanfan: Bamboo is not a flower.

Moderator: But everyone thinks so.

Xie Danggui: That's what it looks like in front of you. In front of me, I can't think of other flowers to describe it except peony.

Moderator: What about Teacher Jiang?

Jiang Yuanfan: Sunflower!In my eyes, he is a warm little sun.

47. Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Jiang Yuanfan: Isn't it normal to have something to hide?Everyone has their own privacy.

Xie Danggui: What are you hiding from me?

Jiang Yuanfan (guilty): Nothing.

Xie Angelica: Oh.

Jiang Yuanfan: I just deleted a few unimportant friends who chatted with you for nothing.

Xie Danggui: Who did you delete?

Jiang Yuanfan: (saying a few names) This cannot be broadcast.

Moderator: OK, OK, we will cut this paragraph.

Xie Danggui (frowned): I don’t know anything.

Jiang Yuanfan: Maybe it was added by accident?

Xie Danggui: Forget it.

48. Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Xie Danggui: The talent is not good.

Jiang Yuanfan: The boyfriend is too good.

Moderator: ... Isn't it really in Versailles?

49. Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Xie Danggui: Who gave me this interview?

Jiang Yuanfan: This host is too unprofessional, even if you ask a question, you don’t know how to change it, just download someone else’s file and bring it over?

Moderator: dbq, I was wrong, I am just a temporary worker, please forgive me...

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Xie Danggui: Yes.

Jiang Yuanfan: Of course!

51. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Xie Danggui (black face): Jump.

Jiang Yuanfan (rippling): Guess.

Moderator: OK, I probably know.

Xie Danggui: It seems that you are not very satisfied with this job.

Moderator: I'm sorry I was wrong.

52. Why did you make such a decision?

Xie Danggui: Let nature take its course.

Jiang Yuanfan: It seems that there was no special discussion, it just happened naturally.

Host (well-behaved): You really deserve it!

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Xie Danggui (expressionless): It’s okay.

Jiang Yuanfan (looking at Xie Danggui): Satisfied.

54. Where was the first H?

Xie Danggui: At home.

55. How did you feel at that time?

Xie Danggui: I don't feel anything.

Jiang Yuanfan: It seems that I am still not working hard enough!Let's learn some new poses next time, shall we?

Xie Danggui: Get out!

56. What did the other party look like at that time?

Xie Danggui: Looks like a starving ghost who just got out of prison.

Jiang Yuanfan: Tempting, I want to expose him.

57. What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

Xie Danggui: Go away.

Jiang Yuanfan (laughs): Let’s do it again.

Moderator: You have answered all the previous questions, but I am still wondering why you told me to leave this one... It turns out that it is to connect the context!

58. How many times per week?

Xie Danggui: Check the schedule.

Jiang Yuanfan: You know the nature of the work of the two of us. We often fly around. There is no fixed number of times.

Moderator: Understand and understand.

59. In the ideal situation, how many times a week?

Xie Angelica: 1 time.

Jiang Yuanfan: 49 times?

Host: Is there really someone who can do it seven times in one night? ? ? ? ?

Xie Danggui (throwing the pillow at Jiang Yuanfan): I'll cut you off again!

60. Then, what kind of H is it?

Xie Angelica: Skip.

Jiang Yuanfan: Yes, yes.

61. Where is your most sensitive?

Xie Danggui: ears, waist.

Jiang Yuanfan: Waist.

62. Where is the other party most sensitive?

Xie Danggui: Waist.

Jiang Yuanfan: Anywhere I touch.

63. Describe the other party at H in one sentence?

Xie Angelica: Lawlessness.

Jiang Yuanfan: Cute.

64. Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Xie Danggui (blush): It’s okay.

Jiang Yuanfan: Of course!I love doing anything with him.

Moderator: Full marks for the answer, it is indeed a cultural oasis.

65. In general, where is H located?

Xie Danggui: home, hotel.

Jiang Yuanfan: There is no other place.

66. Which H location do you want to try?

Xie Danggui: I don’t want to try new places.

Jiang Yuanfan: I think the car is good, we have one... Sigh!

Xie Danggui (pinch Jiang Yuanfan's waist): Don't talk about this kind of thing with strangers!

Moderator (with a stiff smile on his face): So what's the difference between the question now and the question just now?

Xie Danggui: Yes.

Jiang Yuanfan: Yes... right?

67. Is the shower before or after H?

Xie Danggui: Wash before and after.

Jiang Yuanfan: Same.

68. Is there any agreement in H?

Xie Danggui: Yes, but it has never been realized.

Jiang Yuanfan: I’ve said it all, the promises made when we are emotional are not trustworthy, haven’t all the promises I usually make come true?

Xie Danggui (looking Jiang Yuanfan up and down): Okay, I will remember.

Jiang Yuanfan (shooting himself in the foot): No, you didn't remember.

69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Xie Danggui: No, he is first love.

Jiang Yuanfan: He is also my first love.

Host: It's really not easy for first love to go to the end together!

Jiang Yuanfan: I think so too, so we really are the chosen couple!

Moderator: Yes...

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Xie Danggui: If you like someone, you just want the other person's good. If you only want to get the other person's body and don't care about the other person's thoughts, then you are just greedy for the other person's body.

Jiang Yuanfan (see Xie Danggui): My attitude is the same as his, but since I like it, I will keep fighting for it.

Moderator: It seems that both of you are against it.

Xie Danggui and Jiang Yuanfan: Yes.

71. What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Jiang Yuanfan: Comfort him, then call the police.

Xie Danggui: Laugh at him.

Jiang Yuanfan:? ? ? ? ? ?

Moderator: This is really... an unexpected answer.

Xie Danggui: A big man of 187 can be raped. If you don't laugh at him, can you still feel pity for him?After so many years of body white and healthy.

Moderator: It seems to be the truth.

Jiang Yuanfan: No, that's not the reason.

72. Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Xie Danggui: No.

Jiang Yuanfan: Why are you embarrassed?Isn't this a sport that both of them like very much?

73. If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Xie Danggui: Show it to him.

host:? ? ? ? ?What is this operation?

Xie Danggui: He has always wanted to tease green tea, but he rarely has the chance to meet him.It seems that during a certain live broadcast, an internet celebrity wanted to touch him, but because it was live broadcast, he didn't even take that chance.

Jiang Yuanfan: Thank you for helping me remember for so long.

Xie Danggui: You are welcome.

Moderator: What about Mr. Jiang's answer?

Jiang Yuanfan: Ask him to go to the most expensive hotel, ask him to wait for me in the presidential suite, and then delete him.

Moderator: It really looks like your style!

74. Do you think you are good at H?

Xie Danggui: Not good at it.

Jiang Yuanfan: It’s okay.

75. What about the other party?

Xie Danggui: Good at it.

Jiang Yuanfan: Good at it.

host:? ? ? ? ? ?There is actually a difference between the two questions?

Jiang Yuanfan: When we first met, he...

Xie Danggui (turning into anger from embarrassment): Shut up!

76. What do you want the other party to say at the time of H?

Xie Danggui: Go take a bath.

Jiang Yuanfan: Husband, you are really amazing.

77. Which expression do you like more when the other party is H?

Xie Danggui: The expression when staring at me.

Jiang Yuanfan: Laugh.Ah Gui's smile seems to have a special magical power, no matter how hard and tiring the work is, as long as he sees his smile, it seems to disappear.

Host: Xie Xie's smile is really beautiful, and fans like it very much.

Jiang Yuanfan: I like it too.

Xie Danggui: No one wants to steal from you...

Jiang Yuanfan: That's because they didn't dance in front of you, it's all under my Weibo!

78. Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Xie Danggui: No.

Jiang Yuanfan: Absolutely not.

80. If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, what would you do?

Xie Danggui: Take him to the hospital for treatment.

Jiang Yuanfan: Asking is a surprise, not asking is the norm.

Moderator: I don't know why, but I actually feel a little sad.

82. What is the most painful thing for H?

Xie Danggui: He overwhelms my hair.

Jiang Yuanfan: No pain.

83. In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Xie Danggui: Yes.

Jiang Yuanfan: As we have said before, there are only homes and hotels in the H place, which places can make people excited and anxious, you can use the method of elimination to know, right?

Xie Danggui (staring): Shut up!

Moderator: OK, OK, I see!

84. Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Xie Danggui: Yes.

Jiang Yuanfan: Our first time...

Xie Danggui: Shut up!

85. What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Xie Danggui: Huh!

Jiang Yuanfan: You must have been amazed, right?

87. What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Xie Danggui: ...

Jiang Yuanfan: Very enthusiastic.

88. For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Xie Danggui: What do you mean?

Jiang Yuanfan: It's not H's object, it's a marriage object. What kind of interview?No questions will be asked.

Moderator: dbq

89. Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Xie Danggui: Not in compliance.

Jiang Yuanfan: Yes.

Moderator: Huh?incompatible?

Xie Danggui: What can I do if I don’t meet the requirements?Already like it.

Jiang Yuanfan (satisfied): Hehe, you like me!

90. Have you ever used props in H?

Xie Danggui: Yes.

Jiang Yuanfan: Yes.

91. When did it happen to you for the first time?

Xie Danggui: I don’t remember.

Jiang Yuanfan: 25 years old.

92. Was the object at that time the current lover?

Xie Danggui: I'll kill you for asking such mentally handicapped questions again.

Jiang Yuanfan: The host really doesn't look very smart.

Moderator: Sorry.

93. Where do you like to be kissed most?

Xie Danggui: Lips.

Jiang Yuanfan: I like everything.

94. Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Xie Danggui: Lips.

Jiang Yuanfan: Clavicle.

95. What is the most pleasing thing for the other party during H?

Xie Danggui (blush): Yes.

Jiang Yuanfan (smirk): Did you think of something good?

Xie Danggui: You sleep in the study when you go home.

Jiang Yuanfan: I was wrong!

96. What do you think about when you are in H?

Xie Danggui: When will it end.

Jiang Yuanfan: I don't want it to end.

97. What is the number of H times in one night?

Jiang Yuanfan: 7 times.

Xie Danggui: You seem to have forgotten what I said.

Jiang Yuanfan: You heard it wrong just now, what I said is that you say it as many times as you want.

98. When you were in H, did you take off your clothes yourself, or did the other party help you take them off?

Xie Danggui: Usually it’s him.

Jiang Yuanfan: Myself.

99. What is H to you?

Xie Danggui: Things to do with the person you like.

Jiang Yuanfan: Enjoy.

100. Please say something to your lover.

Jiang Yuanfan: I love you.

Xie Danggui: Me too.

The author has something to say: This is the end of the full text~ Goodbye everyone!