[Zhongyingmei] Blame me for being so cute!

On the afternoon of the second day of the "Gotham Weekend Tour", Elvira and Catherine went shopping on the commercial street in the Diamond District for afternoon tea.

Gotham's rail transit is very developed, with unique old-fashioned buildings passing through it, and exaggerated graffiti on the walls of the streets and alleys can be seen from time to time, giving it a wonderful atmosphere that is completely different from other modern cities.

Elvira bought clothes, trousers and skirts for herself in the shopping mall. Her dressing style is not fixed. There is nothing she likes or dislikes. Sometimes she is too lazy to match it with a T-shirt and jeans. She will not stop buying new clothes, so there are more than half of the clothes in the closet that Elvira hasn't worn much.

There was a high-end coffee shop opposite the shopping mall. Elvira dragged Catherine to the coffee shop on the grounds that "although we had already had afternoon tea, we used up all the calories stored in the afternoon tea when we were shopping for clothes." the door—

Then they were stopped by the clerk.

"Sorry, this store has been booked out by Mr. Wayne."

Elvira was stunned for a moment. She had never lived in Gotham, and she didn't pay attention to financial news. Naturally, she didn't know what the surname Wayne represented, but she was not short of money, and she often went her own way and directly styled it, unlike Human beings have so many convoluted ideas, and rarely follow the so-called worldly wisdom. Therefore, after removing the initial daze, Elvira's answer can be said to be very straightforward.

"Then I'll pay double the price, you let that Mr. Wayne go, and let me book the venue."

Catherine: "..."

Coffee shop clerk: "...?"

"Wait, Elvira." Catherine, who was carrying a shopping bag, pulled her back with some headaches, "Let's change places."

Elvira: "Why?"

Catherine: "Do you have to have coffee here?"

Elvira: "No, then where do you want to go?"

"Let's go and have a look on the street next to it." Catherine had such an expression, she knew that Elvira often made surprising words, but many of the proposals made by the girl to herself were not stubborn, "I remember there was a very nice dessert shop over there."

"Okay." The black-haired girl agreed very simply, as if she just said that she wanted to book the place just casually, the clerk didn't make any strange expressions, and watched them leave with a smile on her face, just, walking, walking, Elvira stopped suddenly again.

"Xiao Ai?" Catherine followed her gaze, which gradually became more subtle.

A man and a woman were sitting by the window. The man was wearing a white shirt that was worth a lot of money at first glance. He unbuttoned two shirts loosely. His gray-blue eyes looked at the female partner across the table with a little smile. With a handsome face, his whole body exudes the charm of a mature man that makes people blush and heartbeat.

"That's Bruce Wayne, the CEO of Wayne Group, the richest person in Gotham—" Catherine paused, "and one of the richest people in America."

As soon as the words were finished, the man sitting in the coffee shop turned his head and looked over as if he had noticed a certain gaze. He looked at the two beautiful girls standing outside the window, with an invincible expression on his face. The Playboy smile.

"Hi." He greeted them with his lips.

The female companion glared at him with some displeasure, and stretched out a hand to turn Bruce Wayne's head back. He was not angry, and kissed the fingertips of the female companion, and the smile on the corner of his mouth deepened.

"Tsk tsk tsk." Elvira sighed meaningfully, "Nowadays humans really know how to play."

She didn't know Bruce Wayne, and it wasn't because she saw a handsome guy that she stopped just now.

She just smelled something strange.

Deep, stable, and bitter, like the smell of some unknown spice burning quietly on black ebony, you can feel warm, but more of it is a kind of sour and bitter buried very deeply, a heavy Feel.

This smell, no matter how you look at it, doesn't look like what a playboy would have.

Elvira raised the corners of her mouth and smiled, and looked away very neatly, "Let's go, let's go to the dessert shop."

Gotham is a city with a lot of stories — and so are many of the people who live here.

A melodious melody came out from the phonograph in the coffee shop. The female model was wearing a close-fitting lace dress, as if coquettishly complaining to Bruce Wayne about his recent work. Time drifted away quickly.

"Alec Bieber, the murderer of several previous burglary and murder cases, he should have nothing to do with Black Mask."

Batman, who didn't put on his battle suit, remembered James Gordon's reply not long ago, with a habitual frivolous smile on the corner of his mouth. He propped his chin with one hand, and his gray-blue eyes gazed at his beautiful female companion affectionately. As expected, she received a warm response from the other party. The female partner leaned forward and offered a passionate kiss. At the same time, a message was suddenly broadcast on the TV in the coffee shop——

The clown escaped from prison.

This super villain, whose danger index is comparable to nuclear weapons, managed to escape after staying in Arkham Asylum for less than two weeks.

Bruce Wayne looked cold, he pushed away the female companion in front of him seemingly naturally, and looked down at the messages on the phone.

"Sorry, honey, I have to go back to the company now." Bruce Wayne drove back to the Wayne mansion after coaxing his petite girlfriend in a playboy style that couldn't find any faults.

At this time, the big screens in the plazas of various commercial streets in Gotham were hijacked by clowns. People looked at the painted face on the screen in panic, their red lips grinned at an exaggerated angle, and the clown laughed sharply. It quickly spread from the big screen to the ears of everyone present.

"Oh Bat, I think you've discovered my gift for you—"

The clown couldn't finish his sentence, and Avilla, who found the good sister with fear written all over her face, cut off all the signals of the big screen without hesitation.

After two or three seconds, the signal was restored, and the clown's recognizable face appeared again, "Bat, I know you're watching—"

With a snap, the signal was cut off again.

In this way, the clown, who wanted to "video call" with Batman, and Avella, who wanted to cut off the signal to protect his good sister, fought back and forth silently for four or five times, abruptly lowering the fear index of the residents by several degrees.

Gotham citizens: ...Those who didn't know thought we were playing a new type of voice-activated game.

The clown was very angry, because he was full of words and there was no time to finish, and Elvira was also very helpless, because the other party could always find a chance to restore the signal.After belatedly realizing that she should solve the problem from the source, Avril hid. She went to a nearby shopping mall and put on a mask that could cover her appearance. In the eyes of other customers, Elvira still sat peacefully in her seat, watching the pictures on the TV with them.

The clown, who didn't know that his spring water had been invaded by the enemy, found that the signal returned to normal and immediately got to the point, speaking twice as fast as usual.

After Elvira stood in the corner and listened carefully, she disappeared from the warehouse again.

At this time, the clown was still balabala saying that Batman would be angry when he heard it. Avella, who is super mobile, easily rescued Catwoman and Barbara who were used by the clown as game chips, and then packed them up and sent them to Batman. In front of Xia.

Batman who seemed to be hanging up the whole time: "..."

He remained vigilant, "Who are you?"

Elvira didn't speak. She had already thought of her new nickname. Since the mask on her face is purple, she should call it Sakura Snow Purple. After all, this kind of name can be extended infinitely, but, in real The moment she came face to face with Batman, Elvira suddenly lost her words.

She smelled that very familiar smell.

Heavy, deep, warm but bitter.

—the smell of Bruce Wayne.

Playboy's other vest is actually the dark knight Batman!

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Bruce Wayne, who was wearing a vest, regarded Elvira's silence as another strong proof that she had to maintain a high level of vigilance because of her unknown identity. The place where the four met was on a street in the West End. Elvira was very good at hearing, Knowing that the clown is still playing countdown games in the warehouse with a meaningless hourglass, Elvira, who is not a good-natured child, had an idea, and took the other three people to teleport into the warehouse with a very wicked sense of humor.Looking at the clown in front of him who was giving a passionate speech, Elvira deliberately made a movement, so when the clown turned around with the hourglass in his hand, what he saw was Batman exuding a cold aura and someone who should never appear here. Two hostages.

clown:"………………"

The clown rejected the love scene arranged by Elvira for him with practical actions, and the sweet romantic drama immediately turned into an exciting action movie.In terms of fighting skills, this super villain with obviously abnormal three views is obviously not as good as Batman. Avra ​​looked at the clown who was beaten helplessly, and the little seal clapped her hands without compassion.

"Come on! Batman! You're the fattest...not the best!"

Batman ignored her, and Batman beat the clown completely incapacitated, and then sent a message to James Gordon, asking him to prepare a car to take the clown back to the madhouse.

"Ha, haha, Bat, it seems that you have found a good helper again."

The clown doesn't mind what kind of pig's head he is swollen now, he can always seize every opportunity to use his verbal skills to make Batman's mood worse.

"Next time—" the clown pointed to Elvira who was standing not far away, "Next time, shall we play a different game?"

Batman's answer was a merciless punch. The clown was knocked unconscious by this punch, and finally closed his thieves' mouth.

A farce ended here, and Elvira took off her mask and returned to the store without giving Batman a chance to test her.

On the way back, Catherine, who was slowly relaxing, gave Elvira a very serious introduction to Batman's history, and said that he is a hero in the hearts of many Gotham residents. Elvira blinked and asked curiously: " But isn't your favorite Robin's panties?"

Catherine's expression was obviously dazed for a moment. Seeing this, Elvira immediately took out her phone and searched the questions she had searched before——

Elvira was silent.

On the lit phone screen is an obviously updated answer——

Question: What do people in Gotham like best?

Answer: Batman's underwear.

Elvira: "..."

You Gotham people are fickle.