[Zhongyingmei] Blame me for being so cute!

The upright Captain America completely dispelled Elvira's idea of ​​joining the Avengers with a heart attack.

She thought about it in private. There is nothing wrong with being an "ordinary person". It's not that the staff in the establishment will not affect her to show her talents. Anyway, if she wants to help them, it is impossible for these members of the Avengers to stop her. .

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With her hard-core ability to kill bad friends with one shot, Elvira has gained enough favorability with Iron Man and Captain America, which is specifically reflected in the fact that when she is bored and the two of them send messages to ask for chatter, they basically know each other In response, Captain America's response was more enthusiastic. The only fly in the ointment was that he paid too much attention to Elvira's daily life and academic situation, as if she wished she would be entangled in worldly affairs and have no chance to go out.

Elvira is quite resentful about this, but Captain America is really a very gentle and kind (?) person, and it is really hard for Elvira to act repulsive in the face of his ardent teachings.

In the week after the birdman attack, Elvira was in front of an ordinary female college student, and the most outrageous thing she ever did was pestering her ex-girlfriend to death on the school's boulevard. The scumbag who put it on gave him a hard meal.

The female classmate who got the help was obviously very grateful to her, and she had to leave her contact information even if she said anything. In desperation, Elvira had no choice but to dump the blame on a certain famous and high-profile Mr. Stark, "In fact, I am Iron Man's younger sister, Head Iron Man."

Female classmate: "...?"

Elvira: "Maintaining the safety of the people is the duty of a superhero, and you don't have to be too grateful to me."

Female classmate: "..."

Sure enough, the female classmate stopped pestering her, but her eyes were a little weird before she left.

Elvira: She must have been overwhelmed by my charm.

In the second week after the Birdman attack, Elvira suddenly received a communication from Iron Man. Mr. Stark was uncharacteristically speaking in a serious tone, and Elvira quickly extracted the main points from his narrative : Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Nick Fury is seriously injured, Black Widow is missing, Captain America is missing, Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. are both facing a huge crisis!

Iron Man didn't say a word of nonsense, and Elvira didn't waste even a second. She quickly located Natasha and Steve and sent them to Iron Man.

"What about Nick Fury?"

According to Tony Stark, the other party is still healing in the Avengers Building.

"Can you protect him?" Iron Man asked.

"of course."

"Then I'll leave it to you, girl." The communication channel returned to calm. Elvira first went to the Avengers Building to help Nick Fury create a protective cover. She sensed Iron Man's situation at the moment and found that the other party had succeeded. Contacted Captain America, but the Black Widow was still disconnected. Iron Man hurried over according to the coordinates given by Elvira. She thought for a while, and teleported to Captain America.

Steve Rogers is in for a hand-to-hand combat.

People in Hydra have never had a strong moral integrity, and their conscience will not hurt when they fight one more. Captain America in the battle has lost his usual gentle appearance, with a cold and sharp temperament, and an invincible awe Feeling, after a wave of powerful assists from Avilla, the two didn't talk nonsense, and moved to the top floor of the S.H.I.E.L.D. building with Avilla's ability.

The bright and spacious office has huge floor-to-ceiling windows on one side. Because of the abundant light, the expressions of several people in the room are also reflected clearly. The former director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Alexander Pierce pointed a gun at Natasha, wearing a battle suit Iron Man stood opposite the two, looking visibly threatened.

"Tony, you—"

Before he finished speaking, Pierce's face suddenly became extremely ugly, as if he had been attacked, he staggered and knelt down on the ground, and the pistol in his hand slipped out powerlessly.

This time, there is no need for Iron Man to take the initiative to step forward, the Black Widow has seized the pistol at the right time, and the situation on the field is reversed in an instant, Stark glanced at Elvira and Steve who suddenly appeared in the office , not only was not surprised, but also showed a relaxed smile on his face.

Tony: "Just in time."

Steve: "Thanks to Elvira."

"Is this person also a member of Hydra?" Elvira asked, pointing to the pale Pierce on the ground.

"...Hmm." Iron Man responded with a strange expression.

"The people in this organization are so dedicated..." the black-haired girl said emotionally.

In fact, on the second day after the Birdman attack, Elvira shared all the information she "saw" with Iron Man and the others. After a bit of digging, she knew that the research organization behind "Ugly Man" was called Hydra. There are many other things that she doesn't know about.

Now, knowing that Hydra can seriously injure Nick Fury, cut off the connection between the members of the Avengers, and pretend to be a good guy to break into the S.H.I.E.L.D.

After hearing Elvira's comments, Tony Stark couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth. Although he had complicated feelings for his old man who had passed away, S.H.I.E.L.D. was founded by Howard Stark with all his heart. Snake and S.H.I.E.L.D. have been deadly rivals for almost a century. He never expected that S.H.I.E.L.D. has been infiltrated so badly by those from Hydra!

Even Alexander Pierce, the former director of S.H.I.E.L.D., is a member of Hydra, and even S.H.I.E.L.D., foam boards are more resistant than them!

Iron Man was speechless, and had completely lost his mobility. Alexander Pierce, who was half kneeling on the ground, was even more angry and sad. He didn't know about Elvira's existence, but he never thought that the other party would be such a bug Setting, easily messed up all his plans.

Pierce was angry and resentful, Elvira tilted her head and looked at him for a while, then rolled her eyes in disdain, "It is said in the history books that a loser must behave like a loser, and you can't act like a loser to a winner. expression."

Iron Man glanced at her, "Which history book?"

Elvira: "Avella Teach You History."

iron Man:"……"

Pierce: "..."

The poor former Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. was about to pass out of anger.

Captain America covered his lips with a fist, and seemed to be trying to hold back a smile. The black widow with the gun exchanged a look with Iron Man next to him, with a helpless and relaxed smile on his face.

In any case, the crisis that SHIELD and the Avengers are facing at the same time can be regarded as a preliminary solution. The follow-up mopping up work may be troublesome, but it is something they have long been accustomed to.

These jobs have nothing to do with Elvira, and she doesn't really want to join in the fun, but Captain America once again warmly invited her, saying that he will definitely take her there to play after the Avengers Building is completely rebuilt, and Elvira agreed happily up.

Seeing the pale Pierce being brutally escorted away by real S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, Elvira pretended to wipe the corners of her eyes that were not wet, feeling that she had fulfilled her duty of care for the "rebellious child". Without hesitation, I went to the cake shop outside the building to buy donuts.

She likes chocolate-flavored donuts the most. The chocolate donuts made by this cake shop are also the most popular among customers. Elvira was a second late, and the last chocolate donut has already been bought by the person in front. After leaving, she looked at the only strawberry donuts left in the glass window, and the corners of her eyes were moistened sincerely.

"That... I still have more here, I just bought three in one go." Elvira turned around when she heard the sound, and the curly-haired boy in a light-colored sweater stood in front of her nervously, holding a A small bag with well-packed donuts on top.

Dude, this is what made her miss the last chocolate donut!

Elvira glanced at him, took out her mobile phone with a serious expression, and whispered in a strange tone as if she was issuing a notice of critical illness: "Sell me one, and I will transfer the money to you."

Peter Parker, who felt that if he didn't sell, he would be caught by the Dark Shark: "...Okay, okay."

Because of this episode, the two barely got to know each other. After hesitating for a while, Peter Parker took the initiative to say his name. Elvira also responded politely to him. Afterwards, they briefly exchanged information about donuts. After tasting the experience, the atmosphere is finally not as awkward as it was at the beginning.

After returning to school, Elvira first went to the cafeteria to buy two puddings, and repeatedly emphasized that no new flavors were required, only the ordinary and bland original flavors.Catherine was catching up with coursework in the dormitory, cursing, as if her aunt had been here for 29 days a month, and her mood fluctuated greatly.

"I brought you pudding, plain."

"Oh, thank you." Catherine didn't even raise her head, she didn't dare to relax until the page in front of her was filled to the brim.

"By the way, are you busy next weekend?" She turned sideways to look at Elvira on the sofa.

"no, what happened?"

"I'm going home next week. Do you want to go back with me? My parents really want to see you."

"Yes." Elvira agreed without much hesitation, "Where is your home?"

"...Gotham." The good roommate's tone paused strangely, but Avril didn't pay attention at all. She was relatively new to the city of Gotham, and she thought that she must bring some gifts when she was a guest at someone's house, so she went online. I checked the information of Gotham City, and the first entry I searched was Gotham city promotional video, followed by Gotham's first psychology exchange meeting, Arkham fireworks show and so on.

Elvira watched the promotional video carefully and had a general impression of the city of Gotham. She returned to the search box and entered the question "What do people in Gotham like best?" The answer with the most approval was also very simple: Luo Bing's panties.

Elvira: "..."

Elvira: "????"