[Zhongyingmei] Blame me for being so cute!

After the "magical" Alex appeared, another group of "magical" people were involved. Apart from the initial doubts and surprises, Elvira did not pay too much attention to related events.

Tony Stark is helping her find the whereabouts of these people. Elvira also asks Professor X and the BAU team members to help pay attention. There will always be a day when the truth comes out and things will be resolved. Worried and anxious.

In this way, Elvira, who quickly figured it out, returned to her happy little days. On April 4, Black Valentine's Day, Elvira went to Disney with her good sister Catherine. Black Valentine's Day is a festival that is said to belong to single nobles. On this day, people who plan to celebrate the festival will let themselves live in 14% In the black world, wear black suits, black hats, black leather shoes, drink coffee without sugar and no creamer, and enjoy the bitter taste of black coffee, because this festival was initiated by Koreans, so, according to tradition, Korean Single men and women will also eat fried noodles mixed with black sauce on this day, hence the name "Black Valentine's Day".

Feeling that this festival is quite interesting, Elvira followed the tradition cooperatively, took out the black overalls that she had barely worn from the closet, and put on a pair of black sneakers on her feet.

California Disneyland has always been one of the most popular theme parks, not only for children who are still young at heart, but also for many adults who can feel unparalleled happiness here.Meals and desserts in the park are twice as expensive as outside. Even so, Elvira still maintains the habit of eating while walking. She can eat more than a dozen ice creams for seven dollars each without changing her face.

"We're in the happiest place on earth right now, don't make me slap you."

When passing by a small shop for souvenirs on the way, Elvira and the two of them suddenly heard the incisive words of a mother with a child not far away. She and Catherine next to her looked at each other, and the eyes of the good sisters clearly emerged. smile.

"Is Disney the happiest place on earth?"

"For a lot of people, that's true."

Elvira nodded thoughtfully, raised one foot, and took the initiative to follow the mother and child.At the beginning, Catherine didn't find anything wrong. After all, the road was quite wide, and there were many recreational facilities around it. Many tourists were walking in the same direction. However, she found something wrong again as she walked. Vera followed the mother and son directly to the Children's Paradise!

Children's Paradise, as the name suggests, is a project that only children can play. Catherine glanced at Elvira standing next to the small spaceship project, and then at the height limit at the entrance, and hesitated, "How about we change the place? One that can be accompanied by parents?"

No, even if parents can accompany them, they don't have children to cover them!

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"You want to play here?" Elvira asked in surprise.

"Don't you want to play?" Catherine was dumbfounded.

"No, I just came here with them." Elvira pointed to the little chubby who had already gone in, "I'm curious if his mother really wants to slap him in the happiest place on earth."

Question: Where can I find the fun of Happy Ball?

Answer: That's a lot.

For example, go to see the poor children being cleaned up, to see the good mothers who clean up the bad children, and to see the bad children who were slapped and the good mother who was slapped in the happiest place on earth.

Catherine: "..."

As expected of the Elvira she knew, this brain circuit is called nine turns and eighteen turns, and most people really can't keep up without guidance.

"Then you want to follow them all the time?"

"Forget it." Elvira glanced at the young mother standing at the fence, holding up her mobile phone to take pictures of her son, "Mothers are always easy to soften their hearts, they are so great."

Catherine: "Emmmm..."

In fact, this sentence is not wrong, but she just felt that Elvira's tone was a bit weird. From the beginning of their acquaintance, every time they talked about the topic of "mother", Elvira's behavior was a bit strange, like Is it gratification, or it seems... proud?

The brown-haired girl trembled all over, trying to restrain her thoughts that were getting more and more erratic.

What the hell, what is there to be proud of, Catherine patted her face speechlessly.

Her Xiao Ai is still a little white rabbit with zero love experience and no understanding of anything!Not to mention being a mother, it would be great if she could quickly find a boyfriend!

After leaving the Children's Paradise, the two finally returned to the correct route, and tried several exciting items in a row. Lunch was settled at a pizza shop in the park. The price was still pretty good, but the taste was good.

"We can visit this area in the afternoon." Catherine searched the map of the park on her mobile phone, and Elvira sniffed the orange juice and looked over, and nodded cooperatively.

"There is a Chishang Speeding project here. It is said to be quite fun, and there should be a lot of people queuing up. Let's—"

There was a "bang dang", like the sound of something heavy falling to the ground. Catherine frowned and looked at the source of the sound. At this moment, the hanging paintings in the store suddenly shook violently and fell, and the wooden floor under her feet also began to tremble. There were also tourists who ran out of the store in panic, and Elvira and the two ran out closely. She looked up at the sky in the distance, and the scene at this moment was reflected in her dark eyes——

With a loud "bang", huge flames and clouds of smoke rose from the sky above the park. The Ferris wheel exploded into pieces in an instant, and the naive Mickey Mouse statue fell straight down from the sky accompanied by people's terrified screams.Violent explosions sounded in the park one after another, and the beautiful and exquisite paradise soon became ruins scattered with rubble. Elvira turned around and held Catherine's hand. The other party knew what she was going to do, and told her to be careful with a serious expression.

After sending Catherine back to school, Elvira returned to the scene of the incident. There were successive explosions, smoke and dust flying all over the sky, and the sun passed through the collapsed shop. Next to it was the castle filled with gunpowder. Elvira's vision shrouded Looking at the whole paradise, she "saw" the merry-go-round horse in the firelight, the ice cream that had completely melted under the thick smoke, and... the weak but great girl who held the child's little hand firmly during the escape. Mother.

——This is supposed to be the happiest place on earth.

Elvira opened her hands, and vigorous power surged out—in the smoke-filled paradise, everything that was damaged was being repaired rapidly, not only the collapsed buildings, but also the injured people.

Black dots fell from a distance, and they exploded after touching the barrier set up by Elvira, and the entire paradise was under her protection.

"Billy! Watch out for the right side!"

"Freddy!"

When Elvira arrived in the mid-air where the battle was most intense, six people in different colored suits were fighting fiercely with the fighter planes in the air. Elvira knew who these six were, and also knew the lethality of the tacit cooperation between these six people. The extremely powerful fighter is not a human-controlled aircraft, but an evil mechanical body disguised as a fighter from the star of Cybertron.

Elvira, who had crushed many members of the Decepticons by herself, had reason to believe that these robot warriors also belonged to the Decepticon camp that did not do good things.

The black-haired girl suspended in mid-air did not hesitate at all, her expression was cold, and she struck out with a heavy fist. At this time, beside the barrier outside the park, many cars of different models drove up one after another. The pillar first deformed, and then, under Avril's gaze from afar, the ten-meter-long and powerful Autobot leader suddenly attacked and knocked down the Jazz who was closest to him with one punch. Avril frowned, with All the Cybertronians present teleported to the desert thousands of miles away.

This is a large desert located in central Egypt, yes, it is the large desert that can cause the group of Decepticons headed by Megatron to have PTSD reactions.

The few Decepticons who bombarded Disneyland have been cleaned up by Elvira, and now they are lying in a row on the sandy Gobi Desert. Vera imposed a ban, the Jazz who was beaten and the other Autobots didn't know why Optimus Prime suddenly made a move, or did it to his militant and friendly subordinates. The mechanical face that usually shows no expression showed humanity transformed doubts.

"Optimus Prime, what's wrong with you?"

"We must rebuild Cybertron and rebuild our homeland." The extremely deep voice no longer has the gentleness of a leader, "Follow the Creator's order and rebuild our homeland on Earth."

Elvira: "...?"

Elvira: "Is he out of his mind?"

Autobots:"……"

The ambulance, who sensed something was wrong, took a step forward and said seriously: "Optimus Prime, do you know what you are talking about? The earth is the home of mankind, and mankind is our ally."

Optimus Prime was unmoved: "Human beings are the enemy, and the earth is also the enemy of Cybertron."

"Okay, his brain is indeed broken." Elvira looked up at the Bumblebee standing at the back, as quiet as a chicken, "Bumblebee, your boss is already crazy, I don't think you need to contact the Autobots in the future , just follow me."

Bumblebee:"……"

Horizontal Cannon: "What the hell happened? Why did Optimus Prime become like this just after returning to Earth!"

Elvira: "Just returned to Earth?"

Ambulance: "A week ago, Optimus Prime received a distress message from the universe. It was sent to him by the members of the Autobots left on other planets."

Elvira: "Then he went away, and it became like this when he came back?"

The ambulance nodded solemnly.

Of course, this kind of "dignity" was felt by Elvira.

"By the way... haven't you noticed that Optimus Prime's eyes have changed color?" Elvira's tone was relaxed, and her expression was also relaxed. In her opinion, many things that happened on the earth and even in the universe are all possible. It's easy to solve, and now I'm in the mood to joke, "I thought he was wearing colored contact lenses in pursuit of fashion."

Leaving aside the issue of the personality change after the pupil color change, from the perspective of pure appreciation, Elvira quite likes Optimus Prime's current eye color, which is a very beautiful purple, like violets stretching in the wind.

"That's right, Optimus Prime used to have blue eyes!" The Autobots present realized this problem belatedly, and Elvira rolled her eyes speechlessly, feeling that these Autobots all had steel straight eyes. The masculine vibe is the kind of naivety that asks your girlfriend why you go out so slowly after putting on date makeup meticulously, when it was so fast before.

"... Optimus Prime, the boss, is also very embarrassing."

Elvira thought a lot, for example, the Optimus Prime in front of her was not the real Optimus Prime but other Cybertronians pretending to be it, for example, Optimus Prime who went to rescue his comrades knew that he was invincible before the accident happened, Desperately left a clue (poking his eyes purple), hoping that these subordinates who stayed on the earth would find out what was wrong as soon as possible and help him return to normal.

None of the results were reliable.

The wise Elvira has reason to believe that even if Optimus Prime got into his head and painted himself bright red, the other Autobots would not think anything of it, and would only happily praise their boss for his high aesthetic level. The paint looks very festive.

"Surely you don't know how to bring Optimus Prime back to his senses, right?" Avrina, who had made up her mind about the truth, sincerely shed tears for the leader of the Autobot faction, "I have a proposal."

Ambulance: "What?"

Elvira: "Wake him up."

ambulance:"……"

The rest of the Autobots: "..."

The tall robot warriors looked at each other for a while, not knowing whether to accept Elvira's proposal. At this time, the shortest and relatively prominent Bumblebee turned around without saying a word.

Ironhide: "Bumblebee?"

Bumblebee: "I don't want to watch Optimus Prime get punched."

The implication is that he agrees with Elvira's method of "beating up" Optimus Prime.

The rest of the Autobots: "..."

A little excited and a little hesitant.

"Puff ha ha ha ha ha..." Finally, the person who just made the proposal solemnly couldn't help laughing, Avril bent over while covering her stomach, her face was red with laughter, "I, I was just making a joke Ah ha ha ha, why do you all believe it ha ha ha..."

Autobots:"……"

Autobots:"……………………"

Humans are indeed cunning!

No, Elvira is not human...

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"Actually, I think this thing can restore Optimus Prime to normal." The joke was a joke, and after laughing, Elvira immediately took out the fire source, "The fire that gives life and even soul to Transformers Yuan, compared to the "creator" that Optimus Prime just said, the source of fire is the real "creator", right?"

Elvira's meaning is very simple, no matter who controls and bewitches Optimus Prime, no matter what special abilities the other party possesses, Fire Seed Source is the absolute father.

In her opinion, the so-called "creator" who hides in the dark and doesn't dare to appear is just a counterfeit with some ability and cleverness, the creator?Elvira seldom uses such words to describe herself, the villain who caused trouble this time really doesn't understand what humility is at all.

"Avella is right, the Fire Seed Source will definitely be able to purify the evil power on Optimus Prime and help him recover—"

Before the ambulance could finish speaking, there was a loud bang, and Optimus Prime, who was standing still, was directly knocked down by a beam of light from the fire source, and fell to the ground peacefully.

"You might not believe me if I tell you." The black-haired girl holding the cube met the robot warrior's eyes innocently, "The Fire Seed Source has its own thoughts."

ambulance:"……"

"Optimus Prime!" The nimble Hengpao ran to the side of Optimus Prime first. At this time, as Elvira's exclusive mount, the Bumblebee, which was a lot of influence (poison) by her, caught it immediately. Emphasis, "Optimus Prime's eyes are back! His eyes are back to blue!"

"Wow." Upon hearing this, Elvira easily released Optimus Prime's restraint. She put away the fire source with ease, with her hands behind her back, her chin slightly raised, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and she looked calm. The look of waiting for a compliment.

"Are you okay, Optimus Prime."

"How do you feel now?"

"What happened before? Where are our companions?"

It was very real and very realistic, all the Autobots present were focused on the sober leader, and no one cared about Elvira at all.

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"Avella?" It was also at this time that Optimus Prime, who was completely awake after the initial confusion, quickly recalled what he had done before, and knew that he had once again received Avella's help.

"Thank you, Elvira, I..." The upright and firm leader of the Autobots rarely got stuck, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry for what I said and did before."

"Being the boss is different." Avella, who was very satisfied, did not feel disappointed, "And you don't need to apologize to me, the one who was punched by you was Jazz."

Optimus Prime: "...sorry, ser."

"I'm not angry, Optimus Prime." There was no reproach in Jazz's tone, only concern. "What happened after you left Earth? Where is our companion? Did you save him?"

Optimus Prime: "...No, he was already dead when I arrived on that planet."

Afterwards, Optimus Prime detailed what happened next to Elvira and his fellow Autobots.

After burying the dead Autobots, Optimus Prime suddenly received a new message from Cybertron, the home planet of Transformers.The fierce struggle between the Autobots and the Decepticons that has been deepening for many years has triggered wars again and again. The wars claimed the lives of countless Cybertronians and destroyed their homes. Therefore, when Optimus Prime arrived at Cybertron When Xing saw the ruins, there was no surprise in his heart, only lingering regret and sadness.

Quintasha, who claimed to be the Creator, appeared at this time.

She has a mechanical appearance that is no different from that of a Cybertronian. She is petite, but she carries the majesty of a superior person in every gesture. Optimus Prime couldn't hide his doubts at first. The opponent's purpose was that he was bewitched by Quintasha very quickly, and he rushed to the scene of the incident as quickly as possible without even saying a word after returning to Earth, intending to cooperate with other Transformers to destroy the homeland on which mankind depends. .

The other Transformers mentioned here are undoubtedly the fighter jets that Avra ​​suspected to be Decepticons lying in rows on the desert.

Elvira: "In that case, they may not necessarily be Decepticons? They may be bewitched by Quintessa just like Optimus Prime."

This guess is not impossible, so Optimus Prime nodded cooperatively.

"Catch the thief first, and I'm going to find Quintasha." Leaving aside the fact that she controlled and bewitched Optimus Prime, just the idea of ​​destroying the earth and rebuilding Cybertron on the earth is enough. Vera pulled her into the blacklist and whipped her repeatedly.

"You want to beat her?" Bumblebee asked knowingly.

"It's not just beating." Elvira said.

"Then what else?" Bumblebee asked a little dull.

This time, Elvira didn't answer directly, with a slightly weird smile on her face, "Do you want to hear a statement with a high EQ or a low EQ?"

Bumblebee: "What's the name for high emotional intelligence?"

Elvira: "I want to make out with her."

Bumblebee: "What about low EQ?"

Elvira: "Kill her."

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