[Zhongyingmei] Blame me for being so cute!
Chapter 26, 26
After the Asgard incident, Elvira spent a very peaceful campus time.
Unlike the members of the Avengers and the members of the BAU team, Elvira does not need 996, let alone 007. She seems to have some kind of regular and strange buff on her body. Whenever something is solved, Ivy Even if she doesn't mind this kind of busyness, even if she doesn't mind the busyness, in the same way, after the rest time, there will definitely be new things that are very difficult for others to come to her.
"Hello, Elvira, I'm Maria Hill, the current commander of S.H.I.E.L.D."
The first time Maria Hill and Elvira met was in the MIT on-campus restaurant. At that time, she had just finished the third plate of macaroni on the table. The female agent walked up to her in high-heeled leather boots.
"Avella just finished class, you can see her when you go to the school cafeteria."
Before this meeting, Agent Hill, who was cautious and careful, first called the organizational consultant Tony Stark, and asked him to help convey his request to meet Elvira.
As the current consultant of S.H.I.E.L.D., Tony Stark is very reliable in doing serious things, although he doesn't talk much about the door.
"Have you brought a photo?" The person on the other end of the phone asked lazily, "It doesn't matter if you don't. In the whole restaurant, the one who eats the most is Avril."
Agent Hill, who knew Elvira's appearance but heard such an evaluation for the first time: "..."
At first, she thought that Iron Man was joking. After all, Tony Stark, who has various titles such as playboy billionaire, is really a joker.
Then, not long after, Maria Hill discovered that Iron Man was telling the truth.
Without any exaggeration or embellishment, it is a very concise, straightforward and realistic evaluation.
"Hello." The black-haired girl who ate three plates of macaroni showed a friendly smile at Maria Hill, "Mr. Stark called me just now, have you eaten yet? Or let's go to another place." chat?"
Agent Hill nodded, took Elvira into a black car parked outside the school, and asked the male agent sitting in the co-pilot to go to a nearby bakery to buy her favorite donuts.
Elvira: This sister is too considerate!
Ball ball ecstasy.JPG
Maria Hill, who has a high emotional intelligence, managed to get enough of Elvira's favorability. Therefore, the next communication between the two went very smoothly.Agent Hill knew that Elvira was strong enough to defeat Hela, the goddess of death, but she still didn't expect the opponent's style to be so straightforward, which could be called hardcore straightforward.
"Then kill the hive, is there anything else I need to do?"
Maria Hill got stuck for two seconds very rarely.
"Can you locate the hive?" At this time, the man who sat in the driver's seat without saying a word spoke up. He took off his sunglasses and smiled kindly at Elvira, "I'm Phil. , Phil Coulson."
"Hello." Elvira nodded politely, "As for the location...don't you say that the hive is hidden somewhere in New York now? I can indeed locate it."
Coulson, who was wearing a black suit, exchanged glances with Agent Hill in the back row, "Okay, please tell us the exact coordinates, I will contact the headquarters and ask them to send someone."
"Are you sure?" Elvira's expression was a little subtle, "I don't think this method is very reliable, but it may be suspected of beating up your teammates."
Through Maria Hill's serious introduction, Elvira also has a certain understanding of the honeycomb, an unfriendly person from an alien. To put it simply, the other party's daily diet includes human beings. , the great S.H.I.E.L.D. has learned through cruel blood lessons that the hive has the setting of "the more you eat, the stronger you are".
Phil Coulson fully understood what Elvira wanted to express, and couldn't find any powerful words to refute for a while. Of course, he had no chance to refute at all. Just a few seconds when Agent Phil remained silent Here, Elvira has successfully located the location of the hive——
SHIELD headquarters.
"Alas..." The brunette girl sighed and started teleporting.
The S.H.I.E.L.D. organization is really the TOP of contemporary water content, and it is easily broken into by the enemy from time to time. With such a level of security that does not have a deterrent force, it is estimated that only the winery organization in a certain anime watched by Elvira can compare with them. .
In a certain area of New York, the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters building.
Because of the very bad Hydra invasion last year, S.H.I.E.L.D. was forced to hide in the dark, and the headquarters of the building was also relocated.
When Elvira teleported to the location she positioned, she was already parasitized by the hive, and the male agent, who did not see any abnormality on the outside, had just removed the coffee mug from the coffee machine.
The change happened only in a short moment, and Elvira didn't even give the other party a chance to meet her eyes. When the hive raised its head with a gloomy face, it had already fallen into the independent space specially created by Elvira.
On Earth, she doesn't need to use the ability to "create" at all.
She is the master of this planet, she can do whatever she wants.
"Hello, Honeycomb." The girl smiled slightly, and her pupils instantly turned into a cold blue-green tone.
The bewitching eyes are full of alienation and luster.
These are by no means the eyes a human being would have.
"I have a question for you."
Elvira is not stupid. On the contrary, she is terribly sensitive in certain things. After probing and communicating in the car, after noticing Maria Hill and Phil Coulson's attitude towards the hive, Elvira One thing is certain: they don't want the hive to die.
In other words, SHIELD does not want the hive to die for the time being.
Maybe there is something inside, or maybe they want to find out more information, they are more willing to find an effective way to control the hive and make it temporarily lose its threat.
and so--
"What's your weakness?" The girl asked with a friendly face, but the hive responded with an attack mercilessly thrown out.
"Oh, it looks like you don't want to answer." After easily defusing the other party's attack, Elvira sighed very dramatically, and then, she changed on the spot at a speed comparable to that of a Sichuan opera. An expression, "It's fine if you don't answer, I have a reason to beat you, anyway, I don't really want to hear your answer hehe."
honeycomb:"……"
A human twist appeared on Hive's expression.
I really didn't expect that you, a non-human, have two faces.
Elvira is a ball who only keeps her word. She said that if she wants to beat the hive, she will definitely do it. Feng, the first generation leader of the alien, has strong abilities, and is not afraid of nuclear bombs when she is full. The nest is so powerful enough to be crushed it
The incarnation of the earth beat the nozzle with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
Elvira is a ball who only keeps her word, and also a ball who knows how to evaluate. If she was asked to comment on high EQ, she would say that the hive is really good. If she was asked to comment on low EQ, she would say The honeycomb vegetables must be able to hold meals for three days.
"To be honest, I could rub you on the ground before I was an adult."
The beehive that was crushed just now: "..."
No, I can't take it anymore.
The leader of the first alien who suffered a double blow to his body and dignity launched a new round of attacks on Elvira——
Then he was beaten again.
"You're not very good..." As she spoke, Elvira covered her mouth pretendingly again, "Oh, I almost forgot, you are barely a human being, and you are still a man, men can't say no. "
honeycomb:"……"
With a strong learning ability and a wide range of knowledge, it feels from the bottom of its heart that the girl in front of it is very similar to the devil in the definition of human religion.
After that, maybe it was beaten into autism, or maybe it wanted to mentally pollute Elvira in another way, the hive broke away from its parasitic host, and showed the ugly, strange, childish face in front of Elvira. Seeing the monster face that is definitely a nightmare for a week.
"you……"
"My weakness is vacuum." The hive said this sentence almost in a tone of rushing to answer, "I will lose my fighting power in a vacuum environment."
Elvira: "..."
How should I put it, Elvira can completely guess its intention from the other party's answer.
It's nothing more than that I have answered your question and I told you my weakness so you can't hit me again.
"Oh..." Elvira sighed tactically again, "You answered too late."
honeycomb:"……??"
This is not the college entrance examination, do you still have to set a time for answering questions? ?
The former leader of the Inhuman race, who was extremely intelligent and capable of bending and stretching, was silent for two seconds, and suddenly grasped the point.
"If I answered your question just now, would you still do it?"
Elvira: "That depends on whether your performance can satisfy me."
honeycomb:"……"
really!It was cheated from the start!This murderous inhuman is just looking for an excuse to beat it up!
The aggrieved and angry hive held back its anger and did not question it aloud. The opponent's combat power is too strong, and it is not on the same level as it. The hive that used to be proud of its strength can mercilessly eat humans who are extremely weak in its eyes , Naturally, it can also understand that it does not have any combat power at the moment, and it is not qualified to reason with the other party and raise fairness.
However, knowing the current affairs belongs to the current affairs. The hive that has been crushed twice does not want to be crushed for the third time. It is very discerning and keenly aware of Elvira's rejection of its body. The hive knows that its The main body is definitely disgusting and ugly in the cognition of normal human beings. In the past, it didn’t matter how humans looked at it. Anyway, they were all ants that could be easily crushed to death. Now it’s different for Avilla who can hang and beat it .
The hive thought, it could use this to dispel Elvira's idea of beating it for the third time.
So, under the suspicious eyes of the girl, the hive tried its best to show its ugliness. It gradually transformed from the strange and ugly image of an octopus to another. This time, the hive didn't even maintain its shape. The basic human form melted bit by bit as Elvira gradually became terrified, and finally turned into a pool of viscous, wriggling liquid with obvious autonomous consciousness on the ground.
Elvira: "!!!"
Help!What a human tragedy this is!Her eyes are almost blind!
A lot of money is needed for a pair of eyes that have never seen a liquid honeycomb!
The spirit was seriously polluted, and Avilla's san value began to drop crazily. She quickly placed a restriction on the hive, and filled the liquid hive with something like a sandbag.
I have paid too much for the peace of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Elvira thought with a contorted face.
The independent space she opened up is unrealistic, but the flow of time in the space will be consistent with the outside world. When Ivy pulls the "sandbag" back to the second floor of S.H.I.E.L.D., her surroundings will quickly surround her A large group of agents.Nick Fury standing at the front is still the black-faced one-eyed image in Elvira's memory. Behind him are Phil Coulson and Maria Hill, who watched Elvira disappear from the car before. The two of them silently breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that Elvira was fine through a simple look.
"I installed the hive here..." As she spoke, Elvira suddenly remembered the male agent who was parasitized by the hive before. Obviously, the other party had already died, "You have a male agent... "
"I know." Nick Fury took her words seriously, "My office is upstairs, let's go up and talk."
Elvira nodded, and followed Nick Fury cooperatively. Just as she passed the crowd of agents who voluntarily gave way, Elvira suddenly smelled an unpleasant smell, and her eyes looked like Inadvertently sweeping across the faces of those people, the inhuman brain started to work rapidly, and soon matched the smell and a certain face in it with the man in memory.
However, in just a few seconds, Elvira used her own ability to "see" all the experiences of this person from birth to the present. The expression on her face remained the same, but at the same time, there were a lot of barrages of complaints in her heart.
S.H.I.E.L.D. really sucks!
"There is something I must remind you." After talking about the hive in the office, Elvira told the bald director a heavy news with a real disgust expression, "Grant Ward is the nine-headed The snake spy is still a more valued member of the organization."
Nick Fury's expression froze for a moment.
"Didn't you carry out many cleanup activities?" Avilla, who had just attacked the hive with her mouth not long ago, confiscated it, and the artillery fire was aimed directly at the dedicated director of S.H.I.E.L.D., "Why don't you let the bureau's Let those members come and wave around in front of my eyes, although it is a bit time-consuming, it is more reliable than the methods you used before."
Nick Fury: "..."
Director Fury, who was sitting on the office chair, began to gasp uncontrollably.
Elvira: "...??"
She approached him cautiously, and then asked even more cautiously, "Do you have a heart attack?"
Nick Fury: "..."
Please shut up.
The author has something to say: Elvira: ba ba ba ba.
Commissioner Fury: Dead.
I hereby solemnly declare that what I wrote is sand sculpture text, which is a cookie, not Xiaoma literature! ! !You can't spread false information in my comment area (serious.JPG)
Unlike the members of the Avengers and the members of the BAU team, Elvira does not need 996, let alone 007. She seems to have some kind of regular and strange buff on her body. Whenever something is solved, Ivy Even if she doesn't mind this kind of busyness, even if she doesn't mind the busyness, in the same way, after the rest time, there will definitely be new things that are very difficult for others to come to her.
"Hello, Elvira, I'm Maria Hill, the current commander of S.H.I.E.L.D."
The first time Maria Hill and Elvira met was in the MIT on-campus restaurant. At that time, she had just finished the third plate of macaroni on the table. The female agent walked up to her in high-heeled leather boots.
"Avella just finished class, you can see her when you go to the school cafeteria."
Before this meeting, Agent Hill, who was cautious and careful, first called the organizational consultant Tony Stark, and asked him to help convey his request to meet Elvira.
As the current consultant of S.H.I.E.L.D., Tony Stark is very reliable in doing serious things, although he doesn't talk much about the door.
"Have you brought a photo?" The person on the other end of the phone asked lazily, "It doesn't matter if you don't. In the whole restaurant, the one who eats the most is Avril."
Agent Hill, who knew Elvira's appearance but heard such an evaluation for the first time: "..."
At first, she thought that Iron Man was joking. After all, Tony Stark, who has various titles such as playboy billionaire, is really a joker.
Then, not long after, Maria Hill discovered that Iron Man was telling the truth.
Without any exaggeration or embellishment, it is a very concise, straightforward and realistic evaluation.
"Hello." The black-haired girl who ate three plates of macaroni showed a friendly smile at Maria Hill, "Mr. Stark called me just now, have you eaten yet? Or let's go to another place." chat?"
Agent Hill nodded, took Elvira into a black car parked outside the school, and asked the male agent sitting in the co-pilot to go to a nearby bakery to buy her favorite donuts.
Elvira: This sister is too considerate!
Ball ball ecstasy.JPG
Maria Hill, who has a high emotional intelligence, managed to get enough of Elvira's favorability. Therefore, the next communication between the two went very smoothly.Agent Hill knew that Elvira was strong enough to defeat Hela, the goddess of death, but she still didn't expect the opponent's style to be so straightforward, which could be called hardcore straightforward.
"Then kill the hive, is there anything else I need to do?"
Maria Hill got stuck for two seconds very rarely.
"Can you locate the hive?" At this time, the man who sat in the driver's seat without saying a word spoke up. He took off his sunglasses and smiled kindly at Elvira, "I'm Phil. , Phil Coulson."
"Hello." Elvira nodded politely, "As for the location...don't you say that the hive is hidden somewhere in New York now? I can indeed locate it."
Coulson, who was wearing a black suit, exchanged glances with Agent Hill in the back row, "Okay, please tell us the exact coordinates, I will contact the headquarters and ask them to send someone."
"Are you sure?" Elvira's expression was a little subtle, "I don't think this method is very reliable, but it may be suspected of beating up your teammates."
Through Maria Hill's serious introduction, Elvira also has a certain understanding of the honeycomb, an unfriendly person from an alien. To put it simply, the other party's daily diet includes human beings. , the great S.H.I.E.L.D. has learned through cruel blood lessons that the hive has the setting of "the more you eat, the stronger you are".
Phil Coulson fully understood what Elvira wanted to express, and couldn't find any powerful words to refute for a while. Of course, he had no chance to refute at all. Just a few seconds when Agent Phil remained silent Here, Elvira has successfully located the location of the hive——
SHIELD headquarters.
"Alas..." The brunette girl sighed and started teleporting.
The S.H.I.E.L.D. organization is really the TOP of contemporary water content, and it is easily broken into by the enemy from time to time. With such a level of security that does not have a deterrent force, it is estimated that only the winery organization in a certain anime watched by Elvira can compare with them. .
In a certain area of New York, the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters building.
Because of the very bad Hydra invasion last year, S.H.I.E.L.D. was forced to hide in the dark, and the headquarters of the building was also relocated.
When Elvira teleported to the location she positioned, she was already parasitized by the hive, and the male agent, who did not see any abnormality on the outside, had just removed the coffee mug from the coffee machine.
The change happened only in a short moment, and Elvira didn't even give the other party a chance to meet her eyes. When the hive raised its head with a gloomy face, it had already fallen into the independent space specially created by Elvira.
On Earth, she doesn't need to use the ability to "create" at all.
She is the master of this planet, she can do whatever she wants.
"Hello, Honeycomb." The girl smiled slightly, and her pupils instantly turned into a cold blue-green tone.
The bewitching eyes are full of alienation and luster.
These are by no means the eyes a human being would have.
"I have a question for you."
Elvira is not stupid. On the contrary, she is terribly sensitive in certain things. After probing and communicating in the car, after noticing Maria Hill and Phil Coulson's attitude towards the hive, Elvira One thing is certain: they don't want the hive to die.
In other words, SHIELD does not want the hive to die for the time being.
Maybe there is something inside, or maybe they want to find out more information, they are more willing to find an effective way to control the hive and make it temporarily lose its threat.
and so--
"What's your weakness?" The girl asked with a friendly face, but the hive responded with an attack mercilessly thrown out.
"Oh, it looks like you don't want to answer." After easily defusing the other party's attack, Elvira sighed very dramatically, and then, she changed on the spot at a speed comparable to that of a Sichuan opera. An expression, "It's fine if you don't answer, I have a reason to beat you, anyway, I don't really want to hear your answer hehe."
honeycomb:"……"
A human twist appeared on Hive's expression.
I really didn't expect that you, a non-human, have two faces.
Elvira is a ball who only keeps her word. She said that if she wants to beat the hive, she will definitely do it. Feng, the first generation leader of the alien, has strong abilities, and is not afraid of nuclear bombs when she is full. The nest is so powerful enough to be crushed it
The incarnation of the earth beat the nozzle with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
Elvira is a ball who only keeps her word, and also a ball who knows how to evaluate. If she was asked to comment on high EQ, she would say that the hive is really good. If she was asked to comment on low EQ, she would say The honeycomb vegetables must be able to hold meals for three days.
"To be honest, I could rub you on the ground before I was an adult."
The beehive that was crushed just now: "..."
No, I can't take it anymore.
The leader of the first alien who suffered a double blow to his body and dignity launched a new round of attacks on Elvira——
Then he was beaten again.
"You're not very good..." As she spoke, Elvira covered her mouth pretendingly again, "Oh, I almost forgot, you are barely a human being, and you are still a man, men can't say no. "
honeycomb:"……"
With a strong learning ability and a wide range of knowledge, it feels from the bottom of its heart that the girl in front of it is very similar to the devil in the definition of human religion.
After that, maybe it was beaten into autism, or maybe it wanted to mentally pollute Elvira in another way, the hive broke away from its parasitic host, and showed the ugly, strange, childish face in front of Elvira. Seeing the monster face that is definitely a nightmare for a week.
"you……"
"My weakness is vacuum." The hive said this sentence almost in a tone of rushing to answer, "I will lose my fighting power in a vacuum environment."
Elvira: "..."
How should I put it, Elvira can completely guess its intention from the other party's answer.
It's nothing more than that I have answered your question and I told you my weakness so you can't hit me again.
"Oh..." Elvira sighed tactically again, "You answered too late."
honeycomb:"……??"
This is not the college entrance examination, do you still have to set a time for answering questions? ?
The former leader of the Inhuman race, who was extremely intelligent and capable of bending and stretching, was silent for two seconds, and suddenly grasped the point.
"If I answered your question just now, would you still do it?"
Elvira: "That depends on whether your performance can satisfy me."
honeycomb:"……"
really!It was cheated from the start!This murderous inhuman is just looking for an excuse to beat it up!
The aggrieved and angry hive held back its anger and did not question it aloud. The opponent's combat power is too strong, and it is not on the same level as it. The hive that used to be proud of its strength can mercilessly eat humans who are extremely weak in its eyes , Naturally, it can also understand that it does not have any combat power at the moment, and it is not qualified to reason with the other party and raise fairness.
However, knowing the current affairs belongs to the current affairs. The hive that has been crushed twice does not want to be crushed for the third time. It is very discerning and keenly aware of Elvira's rejection of its body. The hive knows that its The main body is definitely disgusting and ugly in the cognition of normal human beings. In the past, it didn’t matter how humans looked at it. Anyway, they were all ants that could be easily crushed to death. Now it’s different for Avilla who can hang and beat it .
The hive thought, it could use this to dispel Elvira's idea of beating it for the third time.
So, under the suspicious eyes of the girl, the hive tried its best to show its ugliness. It gradually transformed from the strange and ugly image of an octopus to another. This time, the hive didn't even maintain its shape. The basic human form melted bit by bit as Elvira gradually became terrified, and finally turned into a pool of viscous, wriggling liquid with obvious autonomous consciousness on the ground.
Elvira: "!!!"
Help!What a human tragedy this is!Her eyes are almost blind!
A lot of money is needed for a pair of eyes that have never seen a liquid honeycomb!
The spirit was seriously polluted, and Avilla's san value began to drop crazily. She quickly placed a restriction on the hive, and filled the liquid hive with something like a sandbag.
I have paid too much for the peace of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Elvira thought with a contorted face.
The independent space she opened up is unrealistic, but the flow of time in the space will be consistent with the outside world. When Ivy pulls the "sandbag" back to the second floor of S.H.I.E.L.D., her surroundings will quickly surround her A large group of agents.Nick Fury standing at the front is still the black-faced one-eyed image in Elvira's memory. Behind him are Phil Coulson and Maria Hill, who watched Elvira disappear from the car before. The two of them silently breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that Elvira was fine through a simple look.
"I installed the hive here..." As she spoke, Elvira suddenly remembered the male agent who was parasitized by the hive before. Obviously, the other party had already died, "You have a male agent... "
"I know." Nick Fury took her words seriously, "My office is upstairs, let's go up and talk."
Elvira nodded, and followed Nick Fury cooperatively. Just as she passed the crowd of agents who voluntarily gave way, Elvira suddenly smelled an unpleasant smell, and her eyes looked like Inadvertently sweeping across the faces of those people, the inhuman brain started to work rapidly, and soon matched the smell and a certain face in it with the man in memory.
However, in just a few seconds, Elvira used her own ability to "see" all the experiences of this person from birth to the present. The expression on her face remained the same, but at the same time, there were a lot of barrages of complaints in her heart.
S.H.I.E.L.D. really sucks!
"There is something I must remind you." After talking about the hive in the office, Elvira told the bald director a heavy news with a real disgust expression, "Grant Ward is the nine-headed The snake spy is still a more valued member of the organization."
Nick Fury's expression froze for a moment.
"Didn't you carry out many cleanup activities?" Avilla, who had just attacked the hive with her mouth not long ago, confiscated it, and the artillery fire was aimed directly at the dedicated director of S.H.I.E.L.D., "Why don't you let the bureau's Let those members come and wave around in front of my eyes, although it is a bit time-consuming, it is more reliable than the methods you used before."
Nick Fury: "..."
Director Fury, who was sitting on the office chair, began to gasp uncontrollably.
Elvira: "...??"
She approached him cautiously, and then asked even more cautiously, "Do you have a heart attack?"
Nick Fury: "..."
Please shut up.
The author has something to say: Elvira: ba ba ba ba.
Commissioner Fury: Dead.
I hereby solemnly declare that what I wrote is sand sculpture text, which is a cookie, not Xiaoma literature! ! !You can't spread false information in my comment area (serious.JPG)
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