[Zhongyingmei] Blame me for being so cute!

Boom—boom——

Thunder pierced through the dense air, and the whole city seemed to be shrouded in gloomy clouds.

The street lamps were wobbly, casting pale yellow shadows in the small puddles on the side of the road. The crowds in the central area were surging, the traffic lights were constantly changing at the crowded intersections, and the indifferent footsteps of people passed by others in a hurry.

In an old apartment in Gotham East, Jason Todd put the reassembled weapon back on his waist. His light blue eyes were like inorganic mirrors, reflecting cold light.

On the wall next to the workbench are black bodysuits, jackets and a red hood that can cover the head.

Red Hood, Jason Todd's new nickname for himself.

Today is the No.20 day of his return to Gotham, and the name Red Hood has been heard by more and more people——

Including Batman.

He knew Batman, he knew Bruce Wayne, so he knew the name would sting.

Red Hood was originally the code name of a criminal in Gotham City. When the clown was still an ordinary person, he pretended to be him and robbed the ACE chemical plant. It happened that Batman appeared that night, causing him to slip into the chemical pool and become what he is today. look.

"...Red Hood." The night in Gotham is always accompanied by danger, and the Dark Knight firmly implements his beliefs. For Jason Todd, who is the incarnation of the Red Hood, he also has the justice that he believes must be implemented.

And this kind of justice is contrary to the principles of Batman.

Today is the No.20 night after Jason Todd returned to Gotham. He confronted Batman for the second time. The red hood didn't say a word, but expressed his anger and dissatisfaction with practical actions.

His heart seemed to be scorched by a blazing flame, and strong resentment and pain wrapped around him, wrapped around the soul named Jason Todd.

He recalled everything in the past time and time again, the despair and pain brought to him by the clown, the confusion and fear after his sudden resurrection, and... the shock and resentment when he learned of all the follow-up.

Perhaps, there is also a deep grievance that he does not want to reveal.

why?

He asked silently.

Why isn't the clown dead yet? !Why do you have a new Robin again? ! !

With a loud "bang", the fallen container rolled twice on the ground, leaving very obvious marks. The red hood was pressed on his waist with one hand, and the moment the weapon was pulled out, a batarang just wiped Flying behind his ear.

"Ding!" It was the sound of a sharp weapon scraping against the container. The red hood turned slightly, and the black muzzle of the gun was accurately aimed at the heart of the visitor.

"Alas..." The weak and harmless young girl sighed deeply. She took out her mobile phone from her pocket and played the warm melody "Daddy Loves Me Again" in front of Batman and Red Hood. ".

Red Hood: "...??"

"You shouldn't be here." The deep and serious voice contained obvious dissatisfaction, but this dissatisfaction also revealed another signal: the girl and Batman are familiar.

"I didn't think about it at first, but I accidentally ate a big melon." Being pointed at by the red hood with a dangerous and cold pistol, Elvira was not afraid at all, "I'm going to see the clown." She looked Glancing at the silent Red Hood, he turned his gaze back to Batman, "You come with me."

Batman said nothing, neither agreed nor refused.

The red hood put down his pistol seemingly calmly, and a weird expression appeared on the face hidden behind the mask.

How strange, he thought silently.

This was the first time he saw someone say such straightforward words to Batman that seemed like an order, and Batman didn't get mad on the spot.

Who the hell is this girl?

Three seconds later, Jason Todd knew the answer.

"...I thought we were the only ones here." Batman glanced at the red hood on the other side, exuding an unpleasant aura all over his body.

Elvira smiled inexplicably, staring at Batman like a tsundere who would soon be slapped in the face because of his stubborn mouth.

The clown was imprisoned in the innermost layer of the Arkham Asylum. Shortly before the second Gotham Psychology Symposium began, he was escorted back to the Arkham Asylum by heavily armed police officers.

There is no other reason. The clown is the focus of attention of psychologists and psychiatrists. This man is so crazy and unique. Many experts in this field regard him as a very unique subject for research.

When Elvira teleported to the innermost cell with Batman and the red hood, the clown was sleeping. Of course, he woke up very quickly. The first time he saw Batman, his face raised an extremely bright smile. laugh.

"...I really suspect that the clown has a crush on you." With such a hateful humanoid target like her, the clown still pays the most attention to Batman, and Elvira almost couldn't help the little seal clapping her hands.

There is only you in my eyes, only you in my heart, what a touching and persistent love!

"...So it's you." Batman pretended to be deaf, and didn't respond to Elvira's teasing. Instead, it was the red hood. After the initial shock and resentment after seeing the clown, he tried his best to control the constant surge in his chest. With intense emotions, he went through all the information collected so far in his mind, and soon he had a highly credible guess, "You made the clown what he is now."

"That's right." Elvira smiled, "Don't you think this is very good? It can also be used to popularize the importance of sign language in Gotham."

For a moment, Red Hood's mood became extraordinarily weird.

Of course he knew about the sign language stalk in Elvira's mouth. In fact, because of forcing others to learn sign language, the clown has attracted a lot of additional hatred.

One of Black Mask's capable subordinates has recently secretly planned to assassinate the clown, the reason being that the clown has caused a lot of study burden for him and his brother.

A single scumbag is not scary, and a large group of scumbags is not that scary. The scary thing is that the scumbags have backers and force.

"Didn't you want to kill the clown?" Jason Todd hadn't recovered from the weird mood, and Avra ​​said suddenly, "Although you didn't ask me why I came here today purpose, but I know you are all curious." Elvira squatted next to the clown, patted his shoulder lightly, and the clown passed out without any resistance.

"You can start."

Red Hood glanced at the unconscious clown on the ground, and took a step forward——

"Avella!" Batman stretched out a hand to stop the movement of the red hood, but fixed his gaze on Avella, "Don't do that."

The brunette smiled and motioned for Red Hood to move on, "Don't worry, he can't move now, I mean—Batman."

The red hood turned sideways in surprise, and as expected, the other party was frozen in place, maintaining the movement of reaching out his hand just now.

"...Why?" Elvira didn't impose a silence, so Batman could still speak.

"If the clown is alive, more people will be hurt." Elvira expressed her support for the red hood, and the man took out a dagger from his waist, and quickly approached the unconscious clown.

"Jason Todd, do you still remember this person?" When he heard the name from the girl's mouth, the red hood's body stiffened imperceptibly. Turning around to look at the immobile Batman, a kind of oppressive and heavy aura emanates from Batman's body, just standing quietly like this, I can feel the indescribable depth that seems to never be Bottomless pain.

And all of this is just because of the name that Elvira revealed in her mouth.

"Jason Todd died at the hands of the clown. He died very painfully. You can also feel the pain. You blame yourself and are very angry, so you become violent and reckless. You use extreme methods to treat those people. Criminal, soon, some say you've turned into a bloody and violent Dark Knight."

Red Hood: "..."

Holding the sharp dagger, he felt dazed in his heart. At the same time, the girl's narration continued.

"Your mental state is on the verge of collapse. Every night, you dream about that child, dreaming of his tragic death. You don't listen to anyone's advice, no matter how many criminals you punish, how many secret dirty deals you stop , you can’t find peace in your heart, so you think, maybe you should change your method, maybe...you can kill the clown.”

Red Hood: "!!!"

"It's not too late now, isn't it?" Elvira's tone was tainted with a hint of bewilderment, "Let the red hood kill the clown, you can witness it all."

Batman didn't speak.

"Hmm... can this not work..." The girl seemed to be distressed and scratched her hair, then laughed slowly as if she suddenly realized something, she stomped her feet, centered on the place where she was standing, The scene inside also began to change rapidly - the warehouse that had been blown into ruins, the cloaked boy who was covered in scars and lost his breath of life, and the Batman half kneeling on the ground, screaming in pain.

"I almost forgot to tell you, I'm not human—" Elvira walked up to Batman in three steps and two steps, and said with a smile, "I can resurrect Jason Todd."

Looking at the surrounding scene in shock, the red hood suddenly turned to Elvira.

"Exchange your life for Jason Todd's resurrection, one life for another, how about it?"

This time, Batman didn't keep silent.

"...How can I trust you?"

How am I supposed to believe that you're really going to resurrect Jason?

A very simple sentence, implying Batman's attitude.

"No!" Not contrary to Elvira's expectations, the red hood stopped Batman in an excited tone, "How can the dead come back to life? Be sober!"

Elvira: "..."

You are the least qualified person to say this, right?

However, the complaints belonged to the complaints, and Elvira was silently relieved. Fortunately, she lived long enough and had seen enough sitcoms. Lucas had also turned on the drama mode in front of Elvira before. With strong strength as a guarantee, Avrilah will not be too awkward when she pretends to be aggressive.

"Doubt is based on evidence." After realizing that the complex and rigid relationship between father and son had clearly shown signs of easing, Avra ​​really couldn't hold back her sand sculpture attributes, "We're going to dig the grave now! Wait for me to succeed." Let's see what you have to say after resurrecting Jason Todd!"

The red hood who crawled out of the coffin directly after being resurrected: "..."

want to scold.

No matter how distorted the face hidden under the red hood is now, Elvira is still conscientiously playing the role of her own villain. She took Batman and the red hood and teleported to Jason Todd's burial ground, The old father Bruce was manipulated by Elvira to ride his face, and his thoughts are still a little confused, otherwise he would have doubted why Elvira brought the red hood here.

However, Batman is still an experienced Batman after all, he hasn't been in chaos for too long, and Elvira also feels that she has laid the groundwork enough, so she sees the timing and throws out Wang Zha.

"There is no one in the coffin, Jason Todd has been resurrected." Elvira closed her eyes and tapped her temple with one hand, "He returned to Gotham, and even gave himself the nickname Red Hood...etc , Red Hood??!"

The old father, who was thinking about how to stop being deceived, was caught off guard by the red hood whose vest was lifted: "..."

Hey!

……

"Please call me a gold medal mediator in the future."

Not long after the start of school, Elvira shared with her good sister Catherine in the dormitory her great deeds of being a villain and repairing the rigid father-son relationship. Considering that Catherine is just an ordinary person and does not have the endurance of a superhero, Elvira covered up Part of the content does not say that she is non-human, but that she used her abilities and ingenuity to accomplish this.

Catherine: "I see, it's great that you came back safely."

Elvira: "? What do you mean?"

Catherine: "...I think your acting skills may not be as good as you think."

In other words, sister, you have already filled the hatred of Batman and Red Hood with your "intelligence"!

"Cut." Elvira gave her a sideways look with disdain, "You underestimate me too."

Catherine: "...don't talk too much."

Elvira: "Why?"

Catherine: "It's easy to get slapped in the face."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." The second week after the mediation incident ended, Elvira received a call from Captain America and went to the Avengers Building happily.

Then she was educated.

The frenzied Batman recorded all the words that Elvira said on the day of the melodrama, and sent them to the members of the Avengers in text mode.

Every word, every punctuation mark reveals the arrogance that makes people itch.

"It's not like this, woo woo, listen to my sophistry...listen to my explanation!"

"OK." Iron Man sitting on the sofa put down his coffee cup kindly, "We'll give you a chance to quibble."

Elvira: "..."

Garbage Batman, actually sued!

In this way, Avrila, who has not experienced the beatings of the society, was buried in the huge pit dug by Mr. Wayne until she was almost suffocated. When she stayed in the Avengers Building for dinner at night, she was even more unbearable. Live the weak appearance of the wind and rain.

Elvira: I'm too fragile, I'm just a piece of seaweed.

The Scarlet Witch at the next table was holding the silver fork in her hand, her face was full of worry.

"Avella only ate two steaks."

Vision: "...?"

Wanda: "She usually eats at least five yuan."

Vision: "…………………"

After dinner, Captain America took Elvira for a walk on the lawn. Before facing Iron Man and others, Elvira was sad and guilty. Now that she changed to Captain America, she was sad, sad, guilty, wronged and self-blaming. responsibility.

"I'm sorry woo woo woo, I won't be good at acting anymore woo woo woo..."

She raised one hand to wipe away her tears, but found that she didn't cry out, and her body stiffened slightly.

"It's okay." Steve patted her on the shoulder with a very gentle tone, "Tony and the others are not really angry, and Mr. Wayne has also prepared a thank you gift for you."

To some extent, Batman, like Iron Man, belongs to the type of honesty, and even the former is more rigid than the latter.

"We all know that your intentions are good." Steve smiled, "The end result is also very good, isn't it?"

Elvira nodded vigorously, "Mr. Wayne's thank you...?"

Steve: "It's at Tony's."

"I will remember to return the gift." Elvira smiled very cutely with her small head up, "I promise."

Three days later, Bruce Wayne, who was holding a small family gathering at Wayne Manor, received a return gift from Elvira——

A box full of books, title: "Emotional Intelligence".

Batman: "..."

Ah.

The author has something to say: Avella: Batman must-read list: "Emotional Quotient: Why EQ is More Important than IQ", "How to Control Your Emotions", "The Art of Communication", "A Good Dad Is Better Than a Good Teacher", "How to Speak so Children Can Listen"... (500 words omitted below)

Old Bat: Hehe.

Wow, it's a new January, happy June everyone! (Quietly speaking, there will be more updates this month.)