[Zhongyingmei] Blame me for being so cute!

Iron Man and Captain America quickly rushed to their destination according to the coordinates given on Friday.

Both of them were wearing ordinary everyday clothes, but Tony Stark had a pair of very flamboyant black sunglasses on the bridge of his nose.

"Considering my reputation in New York, if I want to approach that girl quietly, I can't show my whole face." Iron Man pushed the door and got out of the car. The limited-edition Lamborghini, which is very cool, attracted the attention of countless residents and tourists in Chinatown. Notice.

"...Maybe you should be more low-key." Steve Rogers was obviously speechless, standing beside the sports car with his arms folded, waiting for his companion to lead him the way.

"This is already the limit of what I can do." Iron Man pulled down his sunglasses and winked mischievously at him, "You know, Stark can never be really low..."

"Sir, the girl you were looking for just disappeared suddenly." The reminder from the intelligent AI stopped Tony Stark's self-joking. While walking to the designated destination, he listened to the latest report on Friday, "There is no abnormality in the monitoring, and there is no trace of human intrusion."

"Disappeared out of thin air?"

"This is the most realistic scenario."

"How about the people around you?"

"It's normal."

Steve: "...same as last time."

Tony: "There is something weird about this girl."

The voice fell, and the two had arrived at the periphery of the square dance where the Chinese aunts danced. Most of the people gathered here were yellow-skinned and black-eyed Asians. Standing at the front next to the aunt who led the dance, a small speaker was placed, and everyone followed the brainwashing Dancing to the melody, curious tourists passed by from time to time around the square, and then smiled and raised their mobile phones to take pictures.

Iron Man and Captain America observed around the square for a while, and let the intelligent AI help to lock the faces of the people on the scene, but there was no trace of the person they were looking for. Steve Rogers frowned slightly. The next second, suddenly A mobile phone popped up, and the screen displayed the introduction of a Chinese restaurant.

"I'm hungry." Tony Stark said confidently, "You don't hate Chinese food, do you?"

Steve: "...not annoying."

In this way, the two superheroes who were tragically hunted down in Waterloo went to the Cantonese restaurant on the main street. This street is full of Chinese restaurants with different signs. Iron Man took off his sunglasses and looked at the top sign of the Cantonese restaurant. , After making sure that I found the right one, I raised my leg and walked in. After taking two steps, I found that the person behind me hadn't followed me. I turned around to look, and raised my eyebrows in surprise.

"Isn't that our target?" He followed Steve's gaze, "Is she... playing mahjong?"

Elvira is doing a very intellectually challenging recreational activity - playing mahjong.

She is a restless ball, always keen to find all kinds of fun for herself when wandering around the world, so she doesn't mind her "special" being discovered by members of the Avengers, and she is also curious about each other What kind of action will be taken, swaggeringly appeared.

She is a ball that can't be idle, and a ball that can do whatever she wants. After dancing the square dance with the enthusiastic Chinese aunts, the superhero still didn't show up. Elvira felt bored, so she didn't stay where she was obediently. Instead, wandered all the way to Main Street, and quickly discovered new fun.

"Three barrels."

"Five barrels."

"bump!"

After serious exploration at the beginning, Elvira has perfectly grasped the essence of this game. After another self-touch, Elvira lowered her head and took a sip of the coarse tea at hand, and said with emotion, "Mahjong is something like this." Who invented it?"

"Of course they are intelligent Chinese people." Said the curly-haired aunt sitting opposite her.

"Which wise Chinese people is that?"

"I don't know." The aunt spoke in dialect directly.

"Are you sure you want to wait here?" At the same moment, in the dumpling restaurant next to the mahjong stand, Iron Man and Captain America sat face to face at the table closest to the door, and there were two hot dishes on the table in front of them. "You haven't played mahjong before, this game is very addictive, I can guarantee that they will not stop playing mahjong all day - oh thank you." Tony Stark took the fork brought by the proprietress, and forked I ordered a dumpling, "It tastes good, would you like to try it?"

Steve picked up the fork cooperatively, "Have you ever played mahjong before?"

Tony: "Well, but this game is still played best by the Chinese, bytheway, how long are you going to wait here?"

Steve: "Wait until she finishes playing mahjong."

"Well, if you want to do this, maybe I can call Pepper first, and she will thank you for this date opportunity for us—" Iron Man's tone was suspicious, and he didn't need to say anything, Steve has already turned around on his own initiative.

The dumpling restaurant welcomes new guests.

The young girl is wearing an ordinary T-shirt and jeans. She has fair skin, black hair and black eyes, typical Asian features, but the facial features are more three-dimensional and deeper than Asians, and she has a sense of delicacy of mixed race.

She didn't avoid the gaze of the two superheroes, she pulled a stool from the side and sat on it openly.

"I like the smell of you." The girl said, looking at Tony Stark.

Iron Man raised his eyebrows in surprise, was he being molested by a little girl?

"But I still like him better." Elvira smiled and pointed to Captain America next to him, so a certain Mr. Stark also turned his attention to Steve Rogers, "You secretly sprayed him behind my back. Perfume?"

Steve: "...No."

Iron Man suddenly showed a condemnation of "Captain, you are dishonest".

Steve: "..."

While having a headache, the upright Captain America also noticed that the topic seemed to be drifting away, so he cautiously said, "We..."

"I know who you are. By the way, my name is Elvira." The girl smiled slightly. Her facial features were indeed of Eastern and Western mixed race, but relatively speaking, she was more Eastern, and her eyebrows and eyes were curved. Kind of childish.

"In that case, then I'll ask directly—are you a mutant?" The corner of Iron Man's mouth curled up in a small arc, his tone was loose and casual, as usual, but Elvira could tell from his looks There is a trace of seriousness and inquiry in a relaxed state.

"If I say no, will you take me back to Avengers Tower for interrogation?"

"We are not qualified to restrict your personal freedom." Steve Rogers said in a steady tone, his temperament, the feeling when he spoke, will give people an inexplicable sense of reliability, "But we need to know something about you .”

"Can I join the Avengers?" Abruptly, Elvira said, "I'm very good."

Steve was obviously taken aback, and Iron Man next to him spoke before him, "Girl, are you an adult?"

"Of course, I'm older than you all, much older." Elvira said in a serious manner, but the other two people present obviously didn't believe her. Seeing the naive feeling of a child desperately pretending to be an adult, Iron Man leaned back on the chair, as if he was in a relaxed state, "My child, you are so cute."

Elvira: "..."

Feeling ridiculed.

Then, completely beyond Elvira's expectations, neither Captain America seemed to regard her as a threatening and terrifying figure, although Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Surveilling her in private, Elvira couldn't help but feel a sense of frustration.

Is she not strong enough?

Can today's human beings ignore their great and powerful Mother Earth with peace of mind?

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Elvira, who was thinking about the lack of information, didn't know that the Avengers are a group of super social animals who often get [-] or even [-]. It's just that they work so hard not for themselves, but for "protection". The Avengers had a lot to deal with. After the investigation work of the mysterious organization hit a bottleneck, they had no choice but to focus on other things. Of course, the tasks that made the Avengers work hard were obviously not easy.

Captain America and Iron Man both remember Elvira. In their view, Elvira is a child who has special abilities but lacks proper guidance. They are clear about the arrangement of S.H.I.E.L.D. I hope Elvira makes a wrong choice one day because of the instigation of criminals.

From this point of view, the phrase "language is the source of misunderstanding" can be regarded as the most famous saying in the world. Avra ​​expressed it sincerely, saying "how awesome I am" between the lines, "I want you to know that I am super super awesome." Forced!", in the ears of Captain America and Iron Man, it directly became "I'm so cute and I have no brains", "I must work hard to attract the attention of more adults!"

The real hearer is sad and the listener weeps.

This afternoon, Catherine, who had just finished two professional classes, returned to the dormitory with a lot of materials needed for coursework. As soon as she opened the door, she saw Elvira holding a book and reading it intently in the public area.

She majored in physics engineering, and staying up late to catch up with homework when she was busy was commonplace, relying on bitter coffee to sustain her life, while Elvira was studying philosophy and religion, and her daily academic tasks were not as heavy as hers, only dying when writing papers Lots of brain cells.

Catherine always felt that the teachers at the MIT School of Philosophy were loyal readers of Harry Potter, and the thesis assignments assigned to students were not based on the number of words, but on the basis of the number of papers!Fortunately, the science and technology in the 21st century is so advanced that there is no such thing as an A4 paper of many inches, but the content that the students have to write is actually not too small... Thinking of this, Catherine suddenly felt that the coursework in her hand was not heavy at all, and her expression was relaxed Elvira sitting on the sofa reading a book is not very enviable... Wait, why is Elvira looking so serious?Not at all leisurely!

Catherine: "Xiao Ai? What are you looking at?"

Elvira: "Solve 50% of Your Life's Problems."

Catherine: "...??"

Didn't you say the author of this book is a liar? ? ?