I survived being intersex

Chapter 74 I'm joking

Shen Yuxing was stunned for a moment, and asked him in disbelief: "What did you say?? I didn't hear you clearly, please say it again."

Xie Bian looked at him steadily, seemed a little unhappy: "You heard that."

"Okay, I did hear it." Seeing that Xie Bian, who was drunk, couldn't be fooled by Shen Yuxing, she changed the words again: "Besides this, tell me what else was in your dream at once."

Xie Bian didn't speak, but still looked at him quietly.

Shen Yuxing knew what he meant, but he just didn't speak, and said with a smile: "If you want to hear me call, then answer me a few questions first."

Xie Bian frowned, as if thinking about whether the deal was worth it, and then nodded slightly.

Shen Yuxing asked him, "Are you in a bad mood today?"

Xie Bian: "Yes."

Shen Yuxing: "Why?"

He felt that he didn't offend Xie Bian anywhere.

While waiting for Xie Bian's answer, Shen Yuxing saw Xie Bian raise his eyes suddenly, the light in his eyes was dim, and he was staring at himself fixedly.

"Why do you..." Shen Yuxing hadn't finished speaking when he saw Xie Bian propping his hands on the bed, kneeling and slowly approaching him.

Shen Yuxing backed away subconsciously, but Xie Fan pressed on every step of the way, almost pushing him to the corner of the bed and trapping him firmly.

Shen Yuxing was a little scared, and swallowed his saliva: "Forget it, I won't ask."

"Where do you want to go?" Xie Bian asked him.

"Where are you going?" I didn't even see if he could go now.

Xie Fan lowered her eyes to look at him, as if she wanted to imprint his appearance in her heart forever, her eyes traced his eyebrows and eyes inch by inch.

Then he leaned over and kissed Shen Yuxing's eyes.

Shen Yuxing closed her eyes, feeling the coldness of Xie Fan's lips on her eyes.

Xie Fan stepped back a little, but the distance between them was still very close, so close that Shen Yuxing could see the fine fluff on his face, and his cheeks that were still flushed from rubbing too hard just now.

Xie Fan asked softly, "Which school do you want to go abroad?"

"What school?" Shen Yuxing was stunned for a moment, and was about to deny it, but then remembered that there was such a thing.

But what he told Shen Sulin at the time was to think about it again, but in fact, the situation of his grandfather Shen Xunli was no longer optimistic, and going abroad was almost a certainty.

He originally wanted to find a time to talk to Xie Bian, but he didn't expect that Xie Bian already knew about it.

Shen Yuxing paused, and said: "So you were angry because of this, sorry, I should have told you first."

He mentioned to Xie Bian before that he was going to study abroad, but he didn't know if Xie Bian took it to heart, so he was a little confused about how to tell him.

"I'm not angry, it's just that I didn't expect it to be so soon. I haven't saved enough money yet." When Xie Bian said this, her tone was a little low.

Shen Yuxing was stunned for a moment: "What money are you saving?"

Xie Fan's slender eyelashes trembled slightly, and said softly, "Money for going abroad."

After Xie Fan finished speaking, Shen Yuxing didn't speak for a long time, and stared at him blankly with slightly parted lips.

No wonder he worked so hard... Shen Yuxing couldn't figure it out before, but now he understands everything.

I don't know why there is some soreness in my heart, and there is an indescribable feeling that hits his heart one after another.

Shen Yuxing's heart beat a little faster, blinked and said, "You want to be with me so much?"

Xie Bian hummed.

Shen Yuxing: "Okay, the second question." He paused, lowered his voice, and leaned into his ear and said, "In your dream, am I above or below."

It may be that his question was a bit profound, and Xie Bian, who was in a daze, couldn't quickly figure out what he wanted to ask. After breaking it down word by word, he thought for a while and said, "You said you like the above."

Shen Yuxing smiled, as expected of him, the king of men.

Xie Bian: "It seems to be called a navel orange."

Shen Yuxing's smile froze.

Xie Bian still looked at him innocently: "Did I search wrongly?"

"...That's right." Shen Yuxing coughed lightly, and asked again: "You're usually quite upright, why are you searching for that thing?"

"I like you and want to know more about you."

Shen Yuxing didn't expect him to say it so bluntly: "You don't need to know about it if you like it... Forget it, I don't want to know about your dream."

I want to know what kind of Xie Bian's dream is like. It's understandable for a teenager, who hasn't had a few erotic dreams.

Shen Yuxing graciously said not to ask, but Xie Fan obviously didn't have his incomparably broad-mindedness, and was as stingy as an old lady in the vegetable market who cared about ten or two cents, still waiting for him to call her.

Shen Yuxing pretended to be stupid, tilted his head and closed his eyes: "I'm so sleepy, I don't want to take a bath anymore, I'm going to sleep."

He closed his eyes and waited for a while, but there was no movement. He quietly opened his eyes to take a peek, and found that Xie Bian was still looking at him.

Shen Yuxing opened his eyes helplessly: "Should we be so serious, or let's change the game, and I'll kiss you three times, okay?"

"Okay." Xie Bian agreed very readily.

Shen Yuxing was satisfied, although Xie Bian was much more difficult to deal with than usual when he was drunk, but it was still easy to coax.

He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and was about to kiss him, but Xie Fan leaned down first, and bit his lips.

He took two breaths in the middle, and finally Xie Bian reminded him with reddish eyes: "Three blows."

Shen Yuxing: "...?"

Shen Yuxing: "Good brother, what I said was not you kissing me, but me kissing you."

Xie Bian: "There is no difference."

Shen Yuxing decided to take back what he said just now, the drunk Xie Bian was not easy to coax at all.

Fearing that Xie Bian would continue to pester him, he barked indistinctly, and even the dog couldn't hear what he was saying.

Xie Bian frowned, he heard clearly: "What is the old hook?"

Shen Yuxing: "That's the one, um, the one you mentioned."

Xie Bian still frowned, clasped his knees with his fingers, and dragged him towards her: "What did I just say?"

Shen Yuxing felt that she was being dragged, and quickly said indiscriminately: "My husband."

Xie Bian responded with a smile: "Yeah."

Shen Yuxing was silent for a few seconds, and leaned in regretfully.

Xie Bian dragged him a little closer to her, put her hand lightly on his leg, and said with a smile: "You called again."

Shen Yuxing: "..."

He had never been so speechless in his life.

Fortunately, Xie Bian's goal has been achieved, so let him go.

Shen Yuxing took a absent-minded shower and came out to find Xie Bian asleep on his bed again.

Regarding Xie Bian's drinking capacity, Shen Yuxing had a new understanding.

Xie Bian cannot be allowed to drink in the future.Shen Yuxing thought to herself.

Xie Bian fell asleep very quietly, obediently occupying a small space, Shen Yuxing thought for a while, then lifted the quilt and lay down in it.

He was so sleepy that he closed his eyes and fell asleep without thinking about anything.

Maybe because Xie Bian's words were so deeply rooted in people's hearts, Shen Yuxing also had a similar dream tonight.

He dreamed that he was paralyzed in a hot pan like a salted fish, fried over and over again by Xie Bian, and when he came out of the pan, his body was fragrant, and then there were no bones left after being eaten.

This dream was so real that Shen Yuxing once felt his ass was very hot.

When he woke up the next day, he found that the sun was coming in from the floor-to-ceiling windows, just shining on the lower/half/body.

Shen Yuxing breathed a sigh of relief imperceptibly, fortunately, it was saved.

He lay on the ground for a while, and then sat up quickly as if thinking of something, but Xie Bian was no longer around him, but there was still heat in the bed.

Shen Yuxing was about to get out of bed to look for it, when Xie Bian came out of the bathroom, the two of them stared at each other for a few seconds, Xie Bian's ears turned red first.

"Are you awake? Go wash up." Xie Bian walked over as if nothing had happened.

Shen Yuxing saw his reddened ears at a glance, and said in a drawn-out tone: "It's strange, I don't have a good memory after sleeping, who was in a bad mood yesterday to drink away his worries?"

"..." Xie Bian vaguely remembered what happened last night, so he didn't refute, and responded straight away: "It's me."

"Oh, you also know it's you, I thought you wouldn't want to admit it." Shen Yuxing said: "After all, you said so many shameful things last night, I would be ashamed to see others if it was me."

"I'm sorry, I didn't do anything excessive, right?" Xie Bian couldn't remember everything, he only knew that he had said a lot of things.

Shen Yuxing: "It's too much, I'm a bit thin-skinned and I jumped out of the window, thanks to the thick-skinned young master."

Xie Bian smiled: "Fortunately, you have a thick skin."

He paused, then said, "Look at your pillow."

Shen Yuxing looked around for no reason, and at a glance saw a miniature version of Xie Yu's clay figurine placed there, his eyes lit up, and he picked it up in surprise and looked left and right.

"I forgot to give it to you yesterday." Xie Fan said softly, "Do you like it?"

Shen Yuxing coughed lightly: "It's okay, so-so."

That's what he said, but he still carefully placed it on his bedside, where he could see it every day when he opened his eyes.

Today happened to be the weekend, Shen Yuxing got up to wash up, and went downstairs to eat with Xie Bian.

Shen Sulin left long ago, only Mrs. Shen tended the flowers and plants below.

Seeing them appear, Mrs. Shen raised her head and smiled and asked, "Did you sleep well last night? Xiaobian, I heard that you were drunk, why didn't you ask Aunt Chen to make you a bowl of hangover soup?"

Xie Fan was embarrassed and said, "I don't want to disturb Aunt Chen."

"What does it matter, you are Xiaoxing's good friend." Mrs. Shen thought of something, and said to Shen Yuxing: "You painted the paintings hanging in your father's study?"

Shen Yuxing: "Yes, Mom, it's a portrait of our family."

Mrs. Shen looked relieved: "Good son, you draw really well. Mom knows you have a talent for drawing! Especially when you draw your mother so beautifully!"

Shen Yuxing said modestly: "Ham, it's nothing. Thanks to Xie Bian, I have been influenced by him, and my painting skills have improved by leaps and bounds."

Xie Bian: "..."

He finally knew why Shen Yuxing was so confident that Shen Sulin would definitely like his paintings, because Mrs. Shen would definitely like them.

"Everything is fine. I heard that Xiao Bian won an award? That's amazing." Mrs. Shen smiled and said, "You two children are very good. Auntie is so happy."

Shen Yuxing: "Mom, why don't I win an award too, to make you happier."

Mrs. Shen: "Really?"

Shen Yuxing nodded: "Really, I have already planned, I am going to participate in the Green Tree Cup."

Having said that, Xie Fan also looked at him in surprise.

The Green Tree Cup is a very famous award in the world.

Shen Yuxing went to participate in this competition...why?

Shen Yuxing said a few more words, which amused Mrs. Shen, and it was Aunt Chen who reminded her that the wives she had made appointments were almost at the appointed place, so she reluctantly left.

Shen Yuxing was drinking porridge, and noticed that Xie Bian had been looking at him, so he wiped his mouth gracefully, and said, "You must really want to know why I want to participate in this competition, right?"

Xie Bian smiled: "Yes."

Shen Yuxing: "I'm leaving soon, anyway, we won't see each other in the future, and I will accompany you to participate in the competition before leaving, so I won't regret it."

Xie Bian's complexion immediately changed, the hand on the lap suddenly tightened, and the fingertips turned white.

Shen Yuxing laughed loudly: "How about it, you are scared! Hahaha!"

He laughed three times, but Xie Bian's face was not softened, his lips were pursed into a tight line, and he looked at him with deep eyes.

Shen Yuxing froze for a moment: "Are you angry? No, I was just joking."

Xie Fan lowered his eyes: "Don't make such jokes in the future."

He was worried that what he said would one day become reality.

Shen Yuxing also realized that what he said was wrong, and added: "Well, it's actually because I know you intend to participate in this competition, so I want to accompany you. After all, I will leave after this semester."

His grandfather called him alone a while ago, expressing his miss for his grandson.

The old man's voice on the phone was old, but very kind. As soon as Shen Yuxing heard him say that he hoped that his grandson would be by his side, he couldn't say anything.

In fact, Shen Yuxing also hopes to be with grandpa.

Shen Xunli has been floating all his life, and his wife has always been by his side. A few years ago, his wife passed away due to illness, and he also settled down in the city where his wife passed away. He has been alone for so long. Not with family members.

Xie Bian heard Shen Sulin say this, so she didn't intend to let Shen Yuxing stay, but when she suddenly heard that Shen Yuxing was going to leave, her heart seemed to be suspended high, a little more unreal.

He originally thought that there was more time between him and Shen Yuxing, but he didn't expect that there were only a few months left, and then there was a parting without knowing the date of return.

Xie Bian suppressed the restlessness in his heart, and said to Shen Yuxing: "Your thinking is right, the old man doesn't have much time, you should spend more time with him."

"Yeah, so I'll spend more time with you now, okay?" Shen Yuxing blinked and looked at him expectantly.

Xie Bian laughed: "I'm very happy that you think of me, but you don't have to do so much for me."

He said softly: "You just need to stand there, and I will naturally walk towards you."

Even if the road is bumpy and difficult, he will travel day and night, walking to him with the stars and the moon.

Shen Yuxing was stunned, her heart skipped a beat.

He coughed and said unnaturally: "In addition to searching navel oranges online, you must have also searched a lot of love stories, right? The Internet is really a good thing."

Shen Yuxing's flustered disguise was very cute, Xie Fan smiled and replied: "Well, I searched a lot, and I'll read it to you when I have time."

"Okay, that's what you said, I won't do anything less." Shen Yuxing said awkwardly: "That's fine, I won't participate in the competition, you work hard."

Xie Bian's participation in the Green Tree Cup was a condition that Mr. Tianming made for him.

Mr. Ming obviously wanted to accept him as an apprentice, but this weird old man made another request at the last moment, asking him to participate in the Green Tree Cup and defeat his apprentice who betrayed his master.

Mr. Ming obviously had great confidence in him, as if as long as he stepped out, he would definitely get what he wanted.

Xie Fan thought it was very interesting, so he agreed.

He didn't hide it from Shen Yuxing, and told him about it.

Shen Yuxing took out his mobile phone and asked, "What's the name of that traitor, Mr. Ming?"

Xie Fan thought for a while: "It seems that he is quite famous, his name is Yan Liao."

Shen Yuxing searched for the name, and he was dazzled by the large reports that popped up, as if he was indeed quite famous.

He casually read a few articles, frowned and said: "The big thing is not good, this paint seems to be quite powerful."

"He's called Yan Liao." Xie Fan helplessly corrected, and then asked: "Is he very good?"

Shen Yuxing showed him the phone, raised his chin slightly and said, "Look, the well-known talented painter, Pickle, won the first place in the Green Tree Cup three times, and is expected to win the fourth time."

Xie Fan didn't want to correct him anymore, and was about to take a closer look at the report when a message popped up from the top of the phone.

Cai Xuwen: [Brother Xing, why haven't you been on the account to play games recently?Have you forgotten that we are still a pair of happy wild mandarin ducks in the canyon? ! 】

Cai Xuwen: [Tonight in the canyon, see you there or leave [Bi Xin]]

Xie Bian's expression froze slightly: "Wild mandarin duck?"

Shen Yuxing: "...I said he touched me, do you believe it?"

The author has something to say: Cai Xuwen: Huh?

Update earlier today, let's be pleasantly surprised! !

Thank you brothers for throwing thunder and nutrient solution, bobobobobobobobobobo kiss O3O

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