Reborn as a man

Chapter 81

As soon as the news of the physical examination came out, Xiao Yun didn't know how the junior third parties in other classes reacted, but Xiao Yun felt that all the brats in his class were very excited.Xiao Yun was puzzled, and after pondering for a long time, he came to a conclusion—maybe the third party members of the junior high school have been oppressed for too long, so they regard the physical examination as an opportunity to go out to play and let the wind go?

Facts have proved that Xiao Yun's deduction is quite accurate.In the next few breaks, the third party members of junior high school gathered in twos and threes to discuss the medical examination. A few brave ones secretly planned to buy some snacks outside the school after school!Obviously, Zhou Mingyu is also one of the foolish and daring ones. He sits around Xiao Yun in order to get Xiao Yun to help him with a leave slip. Students, the management is quite strict, no one is allowed to leave the school without a leave of absence.In addition, the security guards of Beiqing No. [-] Middle School can be regarded as veteran employees who have been on the job for many years. They can basically recognize [-] to [-]% of the students who live in the dormitory. very.What's more, when it comes to their own salary and bonus, no matter how warm the relationship is usually, when it comes to the school's discipline regulations, the security guards can still be stern and selfless.This is a tough time for foodies like Zhou Mingyu, who have never been allowed to go out without a leave note. This is not going to school, it's like serving a sentence!

"The school will provide a take-away breakfast on the day of the medical examination. We don't need to prepare it ourselves. How do you ask me to ask the teacher for leave?" Shut up and calm down for a while.

"Is the breakfast given by the school something that people can eat..." Zhou Mingyu pursed his lips, looking depressed.

"Uh... I thought about it, you go back first, don't hang around in front of my eyes, looking upset." This time Xiao Yun agreed with Zhou Mingyu's words, and he was tired from studying recently, and he wanted to go out and let the wind go. , I secretly thought about whether I should have the cheek to ask the head teacher.Ahem, he is at least [-]% sure that he will go out. After all, teachers like students with good grades. If those brats are the first to start coaxing him, it will really be a waste of time.

"Hey, hey." The goal was achieved, Zhou Mingyu grinned and walked away contentedly, even ignoring Li Yichen's fiery gaze full of displeasure.

'...Can human nerves be so thick?Is it really possible? Yan Jin, who was watching silently, couldn't tell whether Zhou Mingyu was pretending to be stupid or was really stupid. After all, Zhou Mingyu didn't suffer much every time, did he?Being stared at by Li Yichen, and never beaten, and with Xiao Yun's help, Zhou Mingyu always gets what he wants, so how can he be considered a disadvantage?Could it be that stupid people have stupid blessings, and great wisdom is like stupidity?

"Yun, are you really going to ask for leave?" Li Yichen shivered subconsciously when he thought of the serious face of the head teacher, Teacher Dong.

"...I just hope that my ears can be clean." Xiao Yun smiled helplessly, expressing his deep admiration for Zhou Mingyu's haunting spirit.But Zhou Mingyu has one advantage, that is, no matter whether the matter is successful or not, as long as he is given a result, he will be able to accept it, and will not keep pestering him endlessly in order to achieve his goal.This is also the reason why Xiao Yun is willing to ask a few more questions and make more trips. Anyway, it is not necessary to achieve the goal, and without spending too much effort on his own, he can make some people owe him favors, and in the end he can more or less get it Lee, why not do it?

For teachers, some things are optional.Usually the teacher will choose one thing more than one thing less.However, if Xiao Yun came forward, most of the teachers would give Xiao Yun a bad face.Dissatisfied?Comparing academic performance with others, comparing with others, who is more handsome?Cough, besides, Xiao Yun's family is in good condition, and it has something to do with the three acres of land in Beiqing No. [-] Middle School. Even if the teachers don't bother to please Xiao Yun, they can't offend others because of their face.

This time, Xiao Yun also fulfilled the expectations of the students in the class very well, and got back the long-awaited leave slip.

When everyone was overwhelmed with surprise, and even some boys wanted to raise their arms and shout, Xiao Yun said coolly: "Everyone, calm down, don't say anything about asking for leave, and come back on time before evening self-study, or I won't care about asking for leave next time." ah."

If this word came out of other people's mouths, everyone might not care so much, and even sneer at it. I don't care about it. I want to see you, sir?But after Xiao Yun said these words, everyone had to shut their mouths and nod obediently, and those who love to play had to tell themselves to pay attention to the time in their hearts.Otherwise, who will ask for leave next time?Class leader Qin Jingwen is also a "thorny head" in the head teacher's heart, so she gets twice the result with half the effort. Other academic bullies like Gao Wenjing are timid regardless of things, so only Xiao Yun can say a few words in front of the head teacher.

There is an extremely strict head teacher who can't afford to be hurt!All the students in class one of the third grade suppressed their smug smiles and complained secretly, and then immediately said that it is really great to be such a cute and respectable class leader who can get things done like Xiao Yun!

'Not the squad leader, but the deputy squad leader, okay? Xiao Yun spread his hands, laughing to himself that the students are too young to understand things. 'Where is the head teacher strict?If it is really strict, where did so many false notes come from?The typical face is cold and the heart is hot, okay?As long as you convince people with reason, anyone can get a fake note! '

In the end, the students in the dormitory class in the third grade of junior high school all went out of the school to let the wind go.As for the leave note from the third and second classes of junior high school?The first class has issued the leave slips, but the second class can't?Cough, what's more, the head teacher of the second class has a milder temper than Dong Shufen and is easy to bully, so it's easy to make false notes.

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On the day of the physical examination, it was a cloudy day.

Because of the need to measure fasting blood sugar, the students had to get up after five o'clock to get ready, and began to gather the number of people at five forty, and the train departed on time at six o'clock.As for what to do if you are late, hehe, the school sneered and said, if you are late, you can run to the physical examination by yourself.Of course, it is impossible for the school to let the students run to the medical examination, but now these brats can't be frightened, unless the principal is late, who else has the face to make everyone wait together?Therefore, the junior third parties who had been severely instructed by their respective homeroom teachers endured sleepiness and hunger, gathered one after another within the specified time, and lined up loosely in the queue, waiting for the class cadres to count the number of people.

"Ms. Dong, our class is full." Qin Jingwen counted the number of people in a hurry, and Qin Jingwen patiently counted again, and then immediately reported it to the class teacher Dong Shufen.

"Okay." Dong Shufen nodded, and then signaled Qin Jingwen to return to the team and wait.

Qin Jingwen left happily. It was rare that she didn't act like a good student or class leader in front of the teacher. It was rare that she had such a chance to go out in the third year of junior high school. Qin Jingwen was also looking forward to it!I have to hurry back and show off the snacks I prepared with Zhang Yuexian, my follower, quack!

At six o'clock, the teacher who led the team gave some instructions again, and with a wave of his hand, let the class with all the students get on the bus.Most of the junior high school students lined up and got on the bus, the rest of the class gritted their teeth and waited for the few latecomers. One or two thorny ones couldn't help but swear, and were picked up by their own homeroom teacher who had ears. His ears were broken, and he was begging for mercy with a bitter face.All the students and teachers around watched this scene amusedly, adding a bit of fun to the boring waiting time.In less than 5 minutes, those pig teammates who were late trotted to the front of the class, confronted the dissatisfied eyes of the students and admitted their mistakes to the teacher. In order not to waste everyone's time, the teachers also criticized a few words, He hurriedly led the team into the car.

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"Finally the train starts. After waiting for so long, those who are late are really..." Zhou Mingyu, who was sitting on the seat crookedly, twisted his body and complained in a low voice.

"..." Yan Jin pushed his glasses, and endured the nagging in his ears calmly, but looked at Xiao Yun with a little envy.Look at Xiao Yun and Li Yichen, they can listen to music together, and close their eyes to rest together, the atmosphere is good, tsk tsk.Turning his head and looking at Zhou Mingyu who was still thinking about when he could eat, Yan Jin cried secretly. He doesn't want music or atmosphere, does he want to catch up on a peaceful sleep?

The car was not driving very stably on the road, and once the freshness of the students wore off, the feeling of tiredness and hunger surged up.So, less than 10 minutes after departure, I fell asleep in the car, and the slight snoring sounds one after another sounded quite joyful.

When the teacher called for people to get off the bus, the students came to their senses dazedly and got out of the bus waddlingly.Xiao Yun glanced at his watch, it was a quarter past seven, and it has been more than an hour. The physical examination center is really not close to the school.

After getting out of the car and queuing up, the teacher who led the team emphasized the discipline issue again, and then announced the start of the physical examination, and let each class enter the physical examination center in turn.After that, doctors from the physical examination center will lead each class to conduct physical examinations.

Class [-] of the third year of junior high school was the first to enter the physical examination center. The doctor who led the team first took a group of people to conduct a more routine physical examination, such as height, weight, vision, teeth, hearing, vital capacity, etc.The slightly perverted thing is that it is said that the physical examination requires taking off the coat and leaving only the underwear. It is said that it is to check the developmental status of the students. During the entire examination process, Xiao Yun was not without embarrassment, so he kept a straight face , Li Yichen seemed like a fish in water, sneaking a few glances at his sweetheart from time to time, expressing that he could bear the doctor's little 'offensive' behavior.

After the doctor's examination was finished and the students were asked to get dressed, Xiao Yun finished dressing as fast as he had ever done in his life, then oiled the soles of his feet, and left this embarrassing room with a 'swish', and put the person in charge The doctor was taken aback for a while, wondering if this little classmate was in a hurry to urinate?

In the corridor, Xiao Yun sneezed a little, and tightened the coat on his body again. His feverish mind was gradually calmed down by the breeze, leaving only a touch of embarrassment.

"The environment in China doesn't pay much attention to personal privacy, can't you check them one by one..." Although he knew that he had made a fool of himself, Xiao Yun still unconsciously vented his anger, and he shouldn't complain too much in his heart.

"Yun, why are you running so fast, you didn't wait for me..." Before Xiao Yun could calm down, Li Yichen clung to Xiao Yun's side like Siamese twins, complaining while arranging his messy clothes .

"It's nothing, besides, I didn't wait for you, didn't you come out with me?" Xiao Yun raised his eyebrows, expressing his surprise at Li Yichen's quickness. You must know that Li Yichen is a housework idiot, and he is clumsy even for trivial things like putting on clothes. , Could it be a sudden sex change?

'...Fuck me, I'm still just as clumsy. Glancing at the crumpled collar, and seeing someone's unaware appearance, Xiao Yun sighed helplessly.

"Come here." Xiao Yun waved to Li Yichen.

"Huh?" Li Yichen moved closer to Xiao Yun, with a strange expression on his face.

"Bow your head." Xiao Yun gave Li Yichen a sneaky look. Has this guy grown tall again?It's okay, why are you so tall?snort! ==

Li Yichen was a little puzzled, but he still bowed his head obediently.

Looking at the furry head in front of his eyes, Xiao Yun chuckled unconsciously, looked around for a while, taking advantage of the fact that there were few people in the corridor and no one was paying attention to him, Xiao Yun quickly lifted Li Yichen's big head , stretched out the wrinkled collar with his hands, then smoothed it out, and then gently pushed Li Yichen's chest, indicating that someone can get out.

When Li Yichen realized that Xiao Yun was helping him straighten his collar, he was dizzy. When Xiao Yun signaled him to back off, he didn't back away, but took advantage of Xiao Yun's confusion, his reaction was half a beat slower than before. , he slightly leaned over and kissed his long-awaited sweetheart.It's a pity that by mistake, Li Yichen wanted to kiss Xiao Yun's pink lips lightly, but Xiao Yun just tilted his head and kissed Xiao Yun's cheek.

'Although kissing is everywhere, I really want to kiss Xiaoyun's little mouth!Hey, hey..." Li Yichen felt a little nervous while feeling confused, why didn't he kiss him?Or do it again?

However, Xiao Yun didn't give Li Yichen another chance. He narrowed his cat's eyes, sneered, and slapped a certain one away with a 'snap'. .

"There's no meat, no broth to drink, I'm so pitiful..." Although he was slapped in the face, Xiao Yun didn't make too much effort because he was wronged first, and Li Yichen didn't feel angry, he Covering his face, he looked helplessly at Xiao Yun wanting to win sympathy, but Xiao Yun didn't look at him at all, and with the students tidying up their clothes one after another, Li Yichen was embarrassed to put on a pitiful face, so he had to He honestly returned to Xiao Yun's side, flattering him without any trace.

'Virtue! Xiao Yun twitched his nose, his face was still stinky, but his heart was inexplicably relieved, and there was a smile in his eyes, and he even forgot the embarrassing thing just now.

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After that, the doctor took the students in Class [-] of the third grade to do some normal checkups. When everyone in the class had experienced the highlight of the physical checkup—after the blood was drawn, everyone pressed cotton swabs to stop the bleeding while relaxing unconsciously. Talking and laughing, they felt that it was finally over.

Xiao Yun glanced at Zhao Jiayi who was sitting not far away, just in time Zhao Jiayi also saw Xiao Yun, and greeted with a smile, which made Xiao Yun slightly relieved.Because Zhao Jiayi is relatively thin, her blood vessels are hard to find, and she can't drink water, and her blood is thicker, so she couldn't get it out when she was drawing blood just now, which made Xiao Yun very worried.However, because everyone is getting older and pays more and more attention to the differences between men and women, Xiao Yun is not good at being too close to Zhao Jiayi for fear of causing trouble, so he just took a look and said a few words of comfort. It can be regarded as letting go of the hanging heart.

In fact, Xiao Yun himself is quite afraid of drawing blood, ahem, because Xiao Xiaolu did not draw blood smoothly during a certain blood drawing in her previous life, and the nurse who took blood was not easy to work with, and fiddled with Xiao Xiaolu's arm several times with needles So far, Xiao Yun still has a psychological shadow on drawing blood.

"Does it hurt?" Seeing that Xiao Yun's expression was not very good, Li Yichen approached and asked in a low voice.

"This..." Xiao Yunqian smiled without hiding anything, and said that he was afraid of drawing blood, but he didn't explain the specific reason.

"Pfft~" Li Yichen covered his mouth, and looked at Xiao Yun playfully, as if he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.

Xiao Yun raised his eyebrows, gritted his teeth and said, "Laugh again? Laugh again and the extra meal will be cancelled, so you can make do with the breakfast provided by the school."

He entrusted all his belongings to Xiao Yun a long time ago, calling himself a model husband, but in fact, Li Yichen, who was too lazy to tidy up his things, was cowardly.

"I'm not doing it for the stuttering, I'm doing it for my wife~" After rubbing his growling stomach, Li Yichen approached Xiao Yun with a playful smile and begged for mercy. Although Xiao Yun was annoyed by him, he didn't push him away. He, the two get along harmoniously.

'Uh, but it's really time for lunch, why isn't the teacher coming...QAQ' He pressed his hungry stomach without any trace, and Xiao Yun was also entangled.

Xiao Yun and Li Yichen looked at each other at the same time, and the hungry two suddenly looked at each other and smiled.

'Maybe happiness is someone who is with you through thick and thin. As Xiao Yun was thinking like this, he pushed away Li Yichen, who was approaching with every inch, with an expression on his face as arrogant as he wanted, and could blind a lot of titanium alloy dogs.

'This is definitely not my monitor! 'The onlookers who didn't know the truth said that the picture was too beautiful and they really didn't dare to look at it.

'Ahem, it's the vice monitor, bastard. 'If Xiao Yun could listen to the aspirations of the broad masses of the people, he would definitely give such an answer.

Baby Xiaoyun, are you sure it's okay for you to confuse the key points like this? →Dish→

However, immersed in the ambiguous atmosphere, Xiao Yun, who had become arrogant, didn't notice the passers-by who were watching around him. He was raising his chin to keep (love) distance (swear) distance (pretty) with Li Yichen.Just when the head teacher came to inform a group of people to go back to the bus for a meal and rest, the third party members who were so hungry all left their beloved deputy class leader Xiao Yun behind, and Sayazi rushed out of the house and ran away without a trace.

Xiao Yun and Li Yichen also hurried back to the car in three steps at a time, and followed everyone to find out the food in the bag, without caring about their demeanor, they just tore open the package and took a big bite.

'Delicious~' As the saying goes, eat when you are hungry, it smells good, Xiao Yun held the bread distributed by the school with both hands and looked satisfied.

Li Yichen silently put aside the potato chips that had just been unwrapped and hadn't eaten two bites, and then took out his own portion of bread and started to eat it.If you want to eat all you can eat potato chips, you have to wait until the year of the monkey?Therefore, even though First Young Master Li disliked the bread provided by the school, he still had to hold his nose and eat it.

In the car, a group of people ate and drank happily, but there were very few people who didn't know what to eat.

This small group of people have sensitive or gossip or delicate hearts, but what they have in common is a pair of eyes that have discovered adultery.

The author has something to say: The length of the recent chapters is getting longer and longer... Looking to the sky...

I will let Xiaoyun baby finish the high school entrance examination as soon as possible, hold the claw~~OwO

By the way, baby Xiaoyun, there may be a real emperor in the next chapter, are you ready~~~

Xiao Yun: Hehe...==