Reborn as a man

Chapter 71

"Ah, it's finally here! I'm going to be dried meat! Xiaoyun, please open the door~" Li Yichen said weakly, holding his schoolbag with one hand and fanning the wind with the other.

"Understood, at least let me find the key." Xiao Yun didn't care about Li Yichen's urging, the old god took out the key from the bag on the ground, opened three locks in a row, and opened the courtyard door.

"...It's exaggerated." Li Yichen looked at the courtyard wall of Xiao Yun's family, which was as tall as a person, and then at the three keyholes on the courtyard door, feeling a little tangled.

"Be prepared!" Xiao Yun explained with a serious face: "And when there are people at home, the yard only needs two locks!"

"Okay, okay, you're right!" Li Yichen had no choice but to follow Xiao Yun's lead. He knew that Xiao Yun was stubborn like a cow in some aspects.

After passing through two more anti-theft doors, Li Yichen finally entered Xiao Yun's house.

"Xiaoyun, your home's anti-theft measures are really good, haha..." Li Yichen secretly wiped his sweat.

"I suggested that the house be decorated like this. Do you have any opinions?" The Holy Mother of Xiao Yun smiled.

"No, no, definitely not!" Li Yichen shook his head hurriedly, like a rattle.

"Hmph, it's fine if you don't have one! If you pick and choose again, I'll drive you out of the house!" Seeing Li Yichen's "obedience" to him, Xiao Yun was satisfied, and gave the order very arrogantly: " Now take you to the guest room, hurry up and follow!"

"Yeah!" Li Yichen nodded flatteringly, but secretly regretted in his heart: "It would be great if I could share a room with Xiaoyun~"

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'=口=' This is the expression of Xiao Yun and Li Yichen at the moment.Facing a room with only mattresses on the bed and nothing in the room except tables and chairs, the two expressed a lot of pressure.

"I'm going to make a phone call and ask where the sheets and pillows are!" It was still Xiao Yun who reacted quickly and left this tangled guest room with an excuse.

'Xiaoyun, don't go, what should I do if I'm swollen? 'Li Yichen wanted to cry but had no tears.

'Forget it, I'd better not follow, or it would be bad for Xiaoyun to become angry from embarrassment. Li Yichen, who thought he knew Xiao Yun very well, stroked his chin, pretending to be a detective. 'Let's rest here for a while, hey, Xiaoyun's house is well decorated! '

The decoration style of Xiao Yun's house is a small fresh + simple style that will be more popular in the future. The decoration colors are mainly light green, light blue, beige and white, giving people a sense of comfort, peace of mind and elegance.This made Li Yichen's eyes brighten, who was fatigued by all kinds of pure European-style decorations.

'This set of tables and chairs should be custom-made, it feels so exquisite. Li Yichen carefully looked at the carvings on the back of the chair, and even reached out to touch it, then sat down on it.

'=_=' This is Li Yichen's expression.

'...It looks good, but it's uncomfortable to sit on, it's so hard! Li Yichen stood up slowly, glanced at the big double bed beside him, and jumped.

'...It's still so hard. Li Yichen was upset, and rolled on the bed depressedly.

"Li Yichen! Why are you standing there in a daze! Hurry up and help!" After making the phone call, when he came back, he saw Li Yichen 'holding his corpse' on the bed as soon as he entered the door, Xiao Yun felt the veins on his head jumping happily.

"Xiao Yun, I'm so tired~" Li Yichen blinked his eyes with a pitiful expression.

"If you don't come, just wait and sleep on the floor today!" Xiao Yun threatened with a smile.

Seeing Xiao Yun's familiar expression of being so sinister, Li Yichen shuddered secretly, and in an instant, a carp stiffened, and came to Xiao Yun with a 'whoosh', and said very flatteringly: "Don't, just now I was not Are you kidding me! If Xiaoyun has something to do, I must help!"

"Hmph, it's good that you know." Xiao Yun also felt a little tired, so he didn't continue playing with Li Yichen. "Come on, follow me to the storage room to get something."

"Yeah!" Li Yichen hugged Xiao Yun's shoulder with a playful smile, and when he realized that Xiao Yun didn't push him away, his smile became even brighter.

Regarding this, Xiao Yun, who was used to someone's hands-on behavior, couldn't help but give Li Yichen a supercilious look.

"The storage room is on the third floor?" Li Yichen, who followed Xiao Yun up the stairs, asked a little unhappily, he was so tired!

"Well, it's on the third floor." Xiao Yun nodded and said, "By the way, I haven't introduced it to you yet! The first floor of my house is the living room, kitchen, and gym, the second floor is the study room and bedroom, and the third floor is the living room. There are also some rooms on the fourth floor, but they are generally unused, and there is a roof above, so you can go to get some air if you have nothing to do. I will take you to visit after cleaning up your room~”

"...Xiao Yun, don't you think this villa is too big?" After hearing Xiao Yun's introduction, Li Yichen was speechless.

"No, our house is the smallest villa in this phase, okay? Although the floor is higher, the area of ​​each floor is small. There are only four rooms on the second floor, and only two rooms on the fourth floor. It's the rooftop!" Xiao Yun retorted with a serious face.

"...Well, my house is indeed a bit big, but it won't be in the future. My son and daughter will all need their own rooms~" Xiao Yun threw a bomb calmly.

"What!? Xiaoyun, you, you..." Li Yichen pointed at Xiao Yun in shock, speechless from the stimulation.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Xiao Yun raised his eyebrows calmly.

"What's the matter? Now I'm your boyfriend! You still think about 'son' and 'daughter', are you going to leave me and go find those bad women!?" Li Yichen asked angrily .

"It's the first time I've discovered that your imagination is so rich." Faced with Li Yichen's questioning, Xiao Yun remained calm.

"You explain it clearly to me, don't try to change the topic!" Facing Xiao Yun, Li Yichen was very clever for a rare time.

"Do I want to ask you for advice if I want to raise a pet at home? Huh?" Xiao Yun smiled maliciously, and successfully blackmailed Li Yichen.

"Pet, pet!?" Li Yichen felt a little dizzy.

Xiao Yun glanced at Li Yichen, opened a door on his own, walked in unhurriedly, and then slammed the door hard.

"Bah!" Li Yichen rubbed his nose that was almost flattened, and came back to his senses, but his family Xiaoyun has been brooding over his evaluation just now!

'Isn't it just that the house is a bit big, and I didn't say anything bad, I was wronged QAQ~' Li Yichen is a villain in his heart.

"It's enough for you! Why are you still standing there, come here!" Opening the door, Li Yichen's stupid and sad face caught his eyes, and Xiao Yun almost laughed angrily.

"Ah? Ah, here I come!" Li Yichen grabbed his hair and walked into the room awkwardly.

"Get the mattress and bed sheet on the chair!" Xiao Yun said while opening the closet: "I'll find out where the pillow is."

"En!" Li Yichen was honest, picked up the mattress and sheets, and obediently waited for Xiao Yun's instructions.

"Pillow, pillow, ah, here it is, take it!" Throwing the pillow to Li Yichen who was beside him, he opened another closet: "By the way, there are no extra mats at home, so you should be more patient at night." Well, I can look for a fan for you. Well, the only thing missing is the towel, ah, I found it!"

"...Xiao Yun, can we have a discussion?" Li Yichen stared at the tender pink quilt in Xiao Yun's hand, his face turned blue.

"Uh, I didn't punish you this time, why don't you choose one yourself?" Xiao Yun blinked.

Li Yichen looked up suspiciously, knowing that he had wronged Xiao Yun.The golden, red, purple and pink quilt in the cabinet made Li Yichen's stomach ache.

"That's right, I just want this fan..." Li Yichen gave in.

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"Okay, you're done!" Looking at the bed he had made, Li Yichen felt a sense of accomplishment. You must know that he didn't even help the oil bottle when he was at home.

"I'm sweating again after working for a long time, you should go take a shower first, and put on my clothes first." Xiao Yun said while wiping his sweat.

Hearing Xiao Yun's words, Li Yichen's eyes lit up immediately, and his handsome face looked extremely wretched when he smirked.

"Wearing Xiaoyun's clothes, skin to skin, tsk tsk, I can't take it anymore~" Li Yichen's inner villain had a nosebleed.

"...Don't laugh so disgustingly, okay?" Seeing Li Yichen's idiot-like Xiao Yun, he felt goosebumps all over his body.

"How could it be disgusting? Xiaoyun said that, it makes me so sad~" Li Yichen made a gesture of holding his heart, and when he saw Xiao Yun's gesture of wanting to fight, he immediately became serious: "Hey, let's stop making trouble, where is your bathroom? ?”

"Uh, let me think about it, it looks like there are bathrooms on every floor..." Xiao Yun secretly wiped his sweat, it seems that his villa is really big. "Well, you go to my room to wash, so you don't have to go back and forth to get your clothes. I'll do it after you finish washing."

"Mmm, um..." Li Yichen was overwhelmed by the great happiness, and this person followed Xiao Yun out of the house in a daze.

Coming to Xiao Yun's room, Li Yichen really felt that he was treated differently.

"Why is your quilt blue, Xiao Yun?" Li Yichen's face was full of grief and indignation.

"Ha, who knows about this? Hehe, you go sit there for a while, and I'll find clothes for you!" Xiao Yun talked about him, and finally sent Li Yichen away, out of sight and out of mind.

'...' Facing Xiao Yun's power, Li Yichen, a wife slave, endured it, and obediently sat on the small sofa by the window.

'Xiaoyun's room is really nice, the decoration is not complicated, but it feels very comfortable.This pot of green plants is very good, and it looks particularly vigorous.Uh, I didn't expect Xiao Yun to play with dolls, but Xiao Yun holding a big teddy bear must be cute~" Li Yichen looked carefully at Xiao Yun's room, but gradually his eyes moved to Xiao Yun's room involuntarily. body. "Xiaoyun's waist is really thin, her hips are curved, and her legs are straight. I really want to feast my eyes on it. When Xiaoyun takes a bath, I will be like this..."

Li Yichen, who had fallen into fantasy, didn't notice the sneer on Xiao Yun's face. When he came back to his senses, he was greeted by clothes flying all over the sky, and then the feeling of fists falling on his body.

"I was wrong, I dare not..." Li Yichen wanted to cry, but he explained repeatedly, but who would care?Xiao Yun snorted softly, pretending to be arrogant.