Reborn as a man

Chapter 55

January [-]st, New Year's Day morning.

"Xiao Yun, aren't you wearing your school uniform today?" Li Yichen, who had just come back from the shower, felt his eyes light up when he saw Xiao Yun's attire.

Today Xiao Yun was wearing a black shirt, black skinny jeans and black sneakers underneath.Although it is not suitable for Xiao Yun to wear shirts at his age, Xiao Yun developed relatively early, and his current height is close to 1.7 meters, so the shirt does not feel incongruous when worn on him, but it complements him. A little more handsome.

"How is it, handsome?" Xiao Yun patted the non-existent dust on his clothes, and asked a little naughty.Well, in this life, Xiao Yun has one more problem, that is smug beauty, also known as narcissism.

'... Good-looking is good-looking, but why is it always in black! Li Yichen twitched the corners of his mouth, and said helplessly: "Handsome, handsome, you are the only handsome!"

"That's it!" Xiao Yun narrowed his eyes and raised his chin like a proud little rooster.

"Xiao Yun, look at your black clothes, which make you even more white. What do you think you have in mind? Do you want to attract the little girls in our class?" Li Yichen joked, deliberately ignoring the subtleties in his heart. Sour feeling.

"Anyway, I'm whiter than you, are you envious? Also, I don't dress like this to attract others, I need it for the show!" Although he felt that what Li Yichen said was a little strange, Xiao Yun didn't pay much attention to it, but Explained a little bit.

Speaking of Xiao Yun's skin color, Xiao Yun is indeed the fairest boy in the class, even whiter than most of the girls. This is one of the reasons why some people in other classes call Xiao Yun a 'little boy'.Why is Xiao Yun so white?Because when Xiao Yun was Xiao Xiaolu, her skin was of the type that easily accumulates melanin. No matter how Xiao Xiaolu whitened her skin, she couldn’t achieve good results. For this reason, Xiao Xiaolu, who was still quite heroic and cute, was completely reduced to a passerby. .In this life, Xiao Yun, who was obsessed with skin color, would not let his fair skin be damaged. His paranoia made Li Yichen feel that Xiao Yun must have been a wealthy lady in his previous life.

"Needed by the show? Oh, I probably guessed what you're going to perform." Li Yichen's eyes lit up, and he asked enthusiastically: "We've been together for so long, why didn't I know you would do this?"

"Hehe, there are many things you don't know." Xiao Yun, who didn't know how to explain, simply didn't explain. He put on his school uniform and asked Li Yichen, "Let's go?"

'I don't know more...? ' Li Yichen felt a little uncomfortable, but he didn't want Xiao Yun to find out what was wrong with him, so he squeezed out a smile and said, "Wait a little longer, I'll be fine soon."

"Yeah." Xiao Yun, who was going to perform in class soon, was a little nervous, so he ignored what was wrong with Li Yichen.

……

After yesterday's dressing up, the classroom of Class One, Junior One has changed a lot.The tables and chairs are surrounded by the wall, forming a U-shape, and the empty space is the stage for performances.On the front and back blackboards are blackboard newspapers specially drawn by the blackboard newspaper team, and balloons are stuck to some places, which looks very lively.The glass, the chandelier, and the walls are covered with ribbons and balloons, forming a very strong festive atmosphere.

As soon as he entered the classroom, Xiao Yun saw the students gathering in twos and threes laughing and chatting, he frowned indistinctly, and then walked straight to the place where there were least people.Li Yichen, who was following Xiao Yun, obviously understood Xiao Yun's quiet nature, so he followed Xiao Yun to the cleanest place very naturally, and then found a random seat to sit down.

One after another, all the students in class one arrived. After the campus broadcast at 07:30, the New Year's Day party of the first class of junior high school officially kicked off.

"Farewell to the old and welcome the new." Yan Jin, who was the male host, walked slowly to the center of the classroom.

"Golden rooster heralds the spring." Gao Wenjing, who was the hostess, also walked slowly to the center of the classroom.

The two stood still in the middle of the classroom, and then said in unison: "The New Year's Day party of the first class of junior high school begins now!"

"...This opening is too simple, isn't it?" Li Yichen said to Xiao Yun in a low voice with a little shame.

"I think it's pretty good, straight to the point! It's much better than talking nonsense." Xiao Yun curled his lips.

'...This opening must have been designed by you, right? ' Li Yichen felt that he was the truth.

Xiao Yun was talking with Li Yichen in a low voice, not noticing that the New Year's Day performance had already started.

"Drinking pure white soy milk is pure white romance..." Qin Jingwen was the first to perform on stage, and she sang Lin Junjie's "Soy Milk and Deep-fried Tiao" for everyone.Although Qin Jingwen is good at studying, she is not a real "good girl". She is crazy when she chases stars.Lin Junjie is one of Qin Jingwen's favorite singers, so Qin Jingwen sang this song "Soy Milk and Fried Tiao" without any pressure at all. She even waved to the students from time to time, which was very natural and won warm applause from the students.

"You sang well." Li Yichen curled his lips unhappily.

"Well, yes." Xiao Yun replied casually.

Now, Young Master Li, who was upset that Xiao Yun was attracted by Qin Jingwen, was satisfied.

"Next is Yan Jin and Chen Lei's cross talk - "A Company of Thieves". Please applaud and welcome!" After Qin Jingwen finished singing, Gao Wenjing stepped forward to announce the curtain for everyone.

After Yan Jin and Chen Lei took the stage, they bowed respectfully to everyone before starting to perform.

Yan Jin spoke first: "Yeah, Chen Lei, a comedian?"

Chen Lei nodded: "That's right, it's me."

"..."

"Hehe, these two people's talk is quite funny!" Xiao Yun couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard the funny part.

"Well, yes..." Li Yichen, whose gaze was completely attracted by Xiao Yun's smile, echoed casually, now only those eyes with beautiful arcs were left in Li Yichen's heart.

After the cross talk performance, several students came to the stage to sing songs for everyone.

'Oh, why is everyone singing? 'Xiao Yun complained secretly.

"Next is game time. We have carefully prepared some small games for you, and I hope you will actively participate!" After Zhang Yue's "Persian Cat", Gao Wenjing stepped forward and said to everyone.

"Of course, I also hope that the teachers will actively participate!" Yan Jin smiled wickedly at the teachers sitting on one side of the classroom, making the atmosphere in the class even more enthusiastic.

"The name of the first game is 'I Guess, I Guess, I Guess Guess'. The rules of the game are to guess in groups of two. For guessing, each group can guess five pieces of paper, and there will be a prize for guessing the contents on three pieces of paper correctly!" Gao Wenjing said.

"What are you waiting for? If you want to participate, hurry up and register here!" Yan Jin greeted with a smile.

"Sounds interesting."

"Shall we go?"

"Would you like to go up and try?"

"..."

"Xiao Yun, do you want to go?" Li Yichen asked softly.

"No, most of the content in the note was written by me, and if I went, it would be equivalent to cheating." Xiao Yun shook his head.

"Oh." There was a hint of disappointment in Li Yichen's voice.

Several groups of students came to the stage to participate in the game one after another.The performing students tried their best, and the exaggerated body movements made everyone laugh. The students who guessed the riddles scratched their heads anxiously. Secretly worried about him.All in all, the game was a great success.

"Next, we will play the second game, the name of the game is 'I am the king'. The rules of the game are to pass the flower by drumming first, and the student who gets the flower is the king. From the king to the front, from the 'task box' and the 'character box' 'Select one task and two task executors, and then the two task executors will complete the task. Each person has only one chance to complete the task, I hope everyone cherishes it, don't be shy!" Gao Wenjing announced to everyone a little shyly.

"Hey, I haven't heard of this game before."

"Ah, I hope you don't get me."

"Sounds good."

"..."

"Okay, everyone, be quiet." Yan Jin said loudly: "Now, I accept Mr. Dong as our drummer and play drums for everyone. Everyone applauds and welcomes!"

Dong Shufen gave Yan Jin a funny look, then stepped forward, took the "drumstick" - pencil box from Yan Jin, and waited for Gao Wenjing to hand the "flower" - the balloon to the first person sitting on the side of the classroom After Qin Jingwen, he began to tap rhythmically.

"Stop!" Dong Shufen stopped tapping and looked at Zhou Mingyu with a balloon in his hand with a smile.

"I'm the king?" Zhou Mingyu, who couldn't recover, pointed to himself and asked uncertainly.

"Yes. King Zhou Mingyu, hurry up and draw lots!" Yan Jin urged.

"Okay!" Zhou Mingyu ran forward quickly, after drawing lots, looked at them, and then said loudly: "Yan Jin, Zhang Yue, in the name of the king, I order you to shake hands for ten seconds!"

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Yue's face turned dark, Yan Jin's face turned pale, and the others burst out laughing.

No matter how unwilling the two people involved in the task were, with the encouragement of everyone's applause, Yan Jin and Zhang Yue bravely came to the stage and shook hands for ten seconds.

Subsequent game tasks are even more unbearable.

"Chen Lei, Ren Xuerong, in the name of the king, I order you to support each other and dance on one leg for half a minute!"

"Gao Wenjing, Zhao Jiayi, in the name of the king, I command you to smile and look at each other for 20 seconds!"

"..."

"Okay, this time the king, Chen Lei, is invited to come to the stage to draw lots!" Yan Jin said loudly holding back a smile.

Chen Lei looked at Yan Jin helplessly, then stepped forward to draw lots, and finally announced with a strange expression: "Xiao Yun, Li Yichen, I, I order you to hug each other for ten seconds in the name of the king!"

"Huh? Hug?"

"Who wrote it? What courage!"

"It would be a lot of fun if there was a man and a woman!"

"..."

'Who wrote the article? The corner of Xiao Yun's mouth twitched, and he glanced helplessly at Li Yichen, but seeing Li Yichen staring at him dully, he suddenly felt even more helpless.

"Hug, hug, hug..." Li Yichen fell into an endless loop.

"Xiao Yun, Li Yichen, hurry up and get on stage. Why are you two big boys being shy?" Yan Jin urged fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

'Yan Jin, you made it! ' Xiao Yun sighed, pulled Li Yichen, and said, "Let's go quickly."

"Ah? Ah." Li Yichen nodded indiscriminately.

When Xiao Yun and Li Yichen came to the center of the classroom, Yan Jinyou said: "You two, are you ready? When you are ready, hurry up and carry out the task!"

After Xiao Yun heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched. He glanced at Li Yichen who was still in a daze, and whispered, "Don't be dumbfounded."

'ah? Before Li Yichen could understand, Xiao Yun gently hugged him.

Li Yichen who was hugged by Xiao Yun only felt a 'boom', as if something exploded in his heart, and then his face turned red in a 'shua'.This made the students who were closer to Li Yichen laugh softly.

"Don't forget the countdown!" Yan Jin interrupted.

"One, two, three..." The students booed excitedly, and the countdown became louder and louder.

Li Yichen seemed to be bewitched by the louder and louder voice, and suddenly embraced Xiao Yun with his backhand, the excessive strength made Xiao Yun frown secretly.

"... Nine, ten!" The students stopped the countdown with a smile, glanced at the two hugging in the classroom, and chatted about other things.

"Let's go, let go." Xiao Yun let go of Li Yichen, and said calmly.

"...Mmm." Li Yichen reluctantly let go of his hand, and replied in a muffled voice.

"Okay, Teacher Dong, please beat the drum again and choose the next king for us!" Seeing Xiao Yun and Li Yichen walking back to their seats, Yan Jin said hastily.

……

Li Yichen had never thought about something like this.He was silent, indifferent to everything that happened around him.He was thinking, thinking about a thing that surprised him but felt quite normal.

'I like Xiao Yun? Li Yichen frowned, he found that when he hugged Xiao Yun just now, he had the urge to kiss Xiao Yun, but Li Yichen didn't think he was gay.

'I really like him?But he is a man!How can it be! ? ' Li Yichen was still thinking wildly, but after some time, his thoughts were interrupted by Gao Wenjing's announcement.

"Next, is the finale of this gala. Please give us warm applause for the dance that Xiao Yun brought us—Dangerous!" Gao Wenjing said excitedly with a slightly red face.

"Xiao Yun can still dance?"

"It's finally not singing!"

"Dangerous?"

"..."

Everyone looked at Xiao Yun in unison, their eyes full of curiosity and anticipation.Li Yichen also looked at Xiao Yun with deep eyes, unable to see his emotions.

Xiao Yun felt strange about the look in Li Yichen's eyes, but the performance was about to start, so Xiao Yun didn't delve into it.Taking a deep breath slightly, Xiao Yun took off his school uniform jacket, took out the black peaked cap he had prepared earlier from his bag and put it on his head, then walked to the middle of the classroom unhurriedly.

"So handsome!" the girls whispered, causing the boy next to him to roll his eyes depressedly.

Li Yichen stared fixedly at the tall and straight black figure in the middle of the classroom, and clenched his fists.

As Micheal Jackson's Dangerous background music sounded, Xiao Yun began to dance to the music.Of course, according to Xiao Yun's current dance level, it is definitely impossible to completely imitate MJ's dance, so Xiao Yun removed some difficult moves, modified some exaggerated moves that are difficult for Chinese people to accept, and added some more dazzling shapes. Hip-hop moves are included, making this set of dances not difficult but very eye-catching.

"cool!"

"Awesome!"

"..."

After Xiao Yun performed a "sliding step", the students applauded one after another.Li Yichen, on the other hand, stared straight at Xiao Yun's energetic figure, with complicated emotions.Li Yichen always thought that Xiao Yun was his best buddy, and thought that the absurd idea just now was a complete illusion, but Xiao Yun's figure slipped directly into his heart, and he couldn't forget every frown and smile of Xiao Yun.Li Yichen finally admitted that he liked Xiao Yun.

'But what if I like it?How is it possible for two men! Seeing Xiao Yun attracting people's attention, Li Yichen felt sore, but he could only bear it. He knew that if he didn't do this, he and Xiao Yun might fall into a situation of eternal doom.

……

After Xiao Yun's performance ended, the gala came to an end.

"Thank you for Xiao Yun's wonderful performance! Please send Xiao Yun off with warm applause!" Gao Wenjing said excitedly.

"Oh, unfortunately, this is the last program of this gala, and the gala will end soon, are you all very sad?" Yan Jin said pretending to be melancholy, which made the sad students below smile again.

"Hehe, don't be sad, because you have your friends by your side to support you!" Yan Jin smiled slightly and said, "There is always a feast that ends forever. Please sing Zhou Huajian's "Friends" together, let us sing in the singing of friends , end this party."

"In these years, alone..."

"Are you okay?" Xiao Yun, who had returned to his seat, asked Li Yichen in a low voice, with a hint of worry in his voice.

"...you will understand after you have truly loved, and you will look back when you are lonely..."

Li Yichen sighed secretly, shook his head slowly, then continued singing pretending not to care.

"……Friends will be together forever……"

Xiao Yun glanced at Li Yichen, shook his head, and didn't pursue the question any further, he didn't want to pry into his friend's privacy.

"...those days are no more..."

"Maybe, we can never go back to the past..." Li Yichen slowly closed his eyes, not wanting others to discover his fragility.

The author has something to say: Lines from "A Company of Thieves"

Niu: Ah, Feng Gong

Feng: Exactly

Niu: Comedian

Feng: it's me

Niu: I really envy your work.

Feng: Don't say that

Niu: Just move your mouth and don’t move your hands. After talking about the cross talk, you don’t have any injuries on your body.

Feng: You plan to let us see the blood after we finish the cross talk, right?

Niu: So my work cannot compare with yours.

Feng: What's the matter?

Niu: Our noses and faces were bruised and swollen twice in three days

Feng: Oh, you took part in boxing.

Niu: I am too old to die.

Feng: Confrontation is strong.

Bull: The risk is too great.

Feng: Then you will see your spirit!

Niu: Be cautious.

Feng: Just get used to it.

Niu: I'm afraid people will catch me.

Feng: You hide quickly.

Niu: If caught, they will be beaten to death.

Feng: Then the opponent committed a foul.

Niu: He cares about you.Just a few days ago, six young men hung me up and beat me, cursing while beating me.

Feng: How did you scold?

Niu: Let your kid steal the wallet!

Feng: No, are you a thief?

Niu: You see, you are such an educated person and your words are so ugly, what is a thief?

Feng: Then I should call you----

Niu: Out of pocket!

Feng: Is this different from this?

Niu: I really have enough.In order to steal this little thing, he murmured and shrank secretly all day long.Trembling and frightened, sneaking around and living a life that is not chic at all.I'm really enough, I regret how I became a thief?

Feng: Just understand

Niu: How about highway robbery?Really, blocking the road and robbing is caught and killed, so as to save such a life and suffering.

Feng: Hey, I said, as long as you make up your mind to correct it, I will do my best to help you.

Niu: Well-meaning people, this sentence is all there is.

Feng: Is it right?

Niu: Let me wash my hands and quit, and they won't let me go.

Feng: Have you joined a hooligan gang?

Niu: Who joined the gangsters?

Feng: Then------

Niu: The one I joined was called Thief Company

Feng: Thief Company?

Niu: The full name is Thief Financial Co., Ltd.

Feng: How many employees does your company have?

Niu: More than 100 people.

Feng: More than 100 thieves?

Niu: Not all of them are thieves. We are the two who really insist on working on the front line.

Feng: What about the others?

Niu: They are all leading cadres.

Feng: There are leaders in your thief company?

Niu: Hey, you said this: "The train runs fast, it all depends on the front belt. The cadres take the lead, the thief is motivated, and the thief has no leader, so he must steal badly. Either he steals less, or he can't run."

Feng: So what cadres do you have?

Niu: There are too many cadres, one general manager and 48 deputy managers.

Feng: 48 people?

Niu: Each takes care of one share.

Feng: What do you care?

Niu: Some are in charge of administration, some are in charge of business, some are in charge of organization, some are in charge of publicity, some are in charge of logistics, and some are in charge of family planning... .Feng: No, wait a moment, wait a moment, does your thief company still have family planning?

Niu: Hey, what you said is that the whole country plays a game of chess, and we thieves are no exception.If everyone had family planning, we thieves would give birth casually, big thieves would give birth to thieves, thieves would give birth to young thieves, more and more thieves would be born, and fewer and fewer good people, who would we steal from?

Feng: You are also doing this for ecological balance.

Niu: Of course, this is all at a higher level.When it comes to the departments at the next level, the division of labor is even more detailed.

Feng: What subjects do you have?

Niu: Take the security department as an example...

Feng: No, wait a minute, why does your thief company need a security department?

Niu: It's very necessary. More than 100 thieves gather together. If there is no security department, then the company will lose everything in a blink of an eye?Our company's thieves issued, the 1990 No. [-] document clearly pointed out: the more the den of thieves, the more the anti-theft work must be strengthened!Feng: House thieves are hard to guard against.

Niu: Of course, these are all permanent institutions. To catch up with a central task, many temporary institutions have to be added.

Feng: Are there any organizations?

Niu: That’s too much, you think it’s the Spring Festival and you have to set up a spring bandit to run it.

Feng: What?Spring robbers?

Niu: Raid the theft office during the Spring Festival, referred to as the Spring Bandit Office

Feng: What if it's Women's Day?

Niu: Set up the Female Bandit Office.

Feng: May Fourth Youth Day?

Niu: Green bandits do it!

Feng: Children's Day?

Niu: My son steals it!

Feng: I don't miss any holidays.

Niu: Don't say that it's the New Year's Eve, today we will set up a Yuan Pirate for the New Year's Eve party!

Feng: Did you steal here?

Niu: Our director came to the scene in person!

Feng: Who is your director?

Niu: Don't say that.

Feng: Just sue me alone.

Niu: Our director is——

Feng: Who?

Bull: Li Zheng!

Feng: Comrades, comrades, be careful, you may start this at any time

Niu: Actually, they are all fake institutions.Nothing to do, this person is superfluous, and in the first few years it was said to be downsized. The first downsizing left about 80 people, the second downsizing left more than 120 people, and the third time down, [-] people.

Feng: The more streamlined, the more people.

Niu: There is no way, they all came through the back door through the relationship.The superior sent.When you come, you have to be a cadre.In fact, we are a very business-oriented unit. .It does not mean that individuals come to our work as cadres.A layman leads an expert, and blindly directs.There is nothing wrong with it. If you say this person is okay, the higher-ups say no;There is a couplet circulating in our place, which is too illustrative.

Feng: What couplet?

Niu: The first couplet is, if you say you can do it, you can do it, and if you can’t do it, you can do it

Feng: The second line.

Niu: If you say no, it won't work, and it won't work.

Feng: horizontal batch

Niu: Not convinced

Feng: This is still a generation of educated thieves.

Niu: The most terrible thing is to set up a team and set a target of several thousand yuan.

Feng: Then steal it.

Niu: It’s easier said than done, you haven’t stolen recently

Feng: That is.I didn't steal it, I just

Niu: Just say it, we have few manpower to steal big items, so it’s not worth it to steal small items.I dare not take the passbook if I steal it.Want to steal cash but afraid of running into plainclothes.Sometimes it's exhausting.After hard work, he couldn't steal tens of thousands of dollars in one day.

Feng: That's a lot of that.

Niu: No, the key is that you can’t catch up with him and spend slowly.

Feng: As for?

Niu: I'll do the math for you

Feng: Okay, do the math

Niu: There are more than 100 thieves in our company. They eat, drink, sleep, and move. It costs money, right?

Feng: It costs money

Niu: It costs money to go to tourist spots endlessly to study and hold meetings, right?

Feng: Oh...

Niu: That’s not enough, our leading cadres still have to go abroad for investigation!You said that you are a thief company, why did you go abroad to investigate?Said it was to learn advanced foreign theft technology!Feng: You could say that this is also to break out of Asia and sneak into the world, right?

Niu: The most intolerable thing is to see other companies advertise on TV, and our company also advertises!

Feng: Your thief company also wants to advertise?

Niu: Even the advertisement words have been written.

Feng: What word?

Niu: "My friend, do you want to get rich quickly? Please join the company of thieves, it can make you rich overnight. The contact person of this company...

Feng: Who is it?

Niu: It is not suitable to spread.

Feng: Phone number?

Niu: Keep it secret for now.

Feng: Fax number?

Bull: No comment.

Feng: The address of the unit?

Niu: One shot changes the place.

Feng: Where can I find that?

Niu: You can't find it. The police stopped us several times.

Feng: Really?

Niu: I saw this posture, and quickly wrote a report: In view of the tight rumors, it is recommended that all personnel in the company be transferred immediately!If no, please specify!

Feng: Did you hand it over?

Niu: Leave it to the deputy team leader.

Feng: Oh, the deputy team leader takes care of this matter

Niu: The deputy group leader took it over to have a look, and first drew a circle.

Feng: Draw a circle?

Niu: This is called circle reading.Means basically agree.

Feng: That's it.

Niu: Let the team leader decide.

Feng: It's up to the team leader to take care of it.

Niu: The team leader took it over and took a look, first drew a circle

Feng: Draw a circle again?

Niu: Please let the deputy section chief decide!

Feng: Hehe

Niu: The deputy section chief first drew a circle

Feng: Mmmmmmm

Niu: Let the section chief decide.

Feng: Hey

Niu: The section chief drew a circle first, and asked the deputy manager to decide.

Feng: Hey

Niu: The deputy manager took it and drew a circle.

Feng: Just draw five circles.

Niu: Let the general manager decide.If you want to talk about work efficiency, talk about our general manager.

Feng: Really?

Niu: Take it here and look at it like this, five circles,

Feng: ah

Bull: Got it.

Feng: Oh

Niu: I picked up the pen and wrote a few words in a swish.

Feng: How was it approved?

Bull: Agreed!

Feng: Oh!

Niu: Go to the Olympics to steal!

Feng: Is that the Olympics?

Niu: Before we finished writing, the police hula blocked us in the house.

Feng: the

Niu: When I wear cold handcuffs, I think it's over, it's all over.I am desperate, the more desperate I am, the more regretful I am, the more regretful and annoyed I am.I am angry from the heart, evil to the gallbladder.I said, all blame!I report this!you!Comrade policemen, bureaucracy kills people!