[Zhongyingmei] dishonest love

The day Jane moved to Queens was Thursday, and the day she transferred to Midtown Middle School happened to be Friday, so she only attended two classes, went to school once, took the subway twice, and met Spider-Man once. The third day of the move magically had nothing to do.

Probably because I walked too long last night, and I didn’t have a good rest these days because of the moving, Jian Ni slept until the afternoon before stretching and yawning and getting up from the bed, habitually trying to find out the phone to add To-Do was frustrated to find out that his faithful good partner-the mobile phone had been lost.

After simply baking two slices of toast for "lunch", Jenny decided to tidy up the house again and order a delicious dinner to comfort herself.First of all, according to the book list issued by the school, Jenny ordered all the books she needed online. After all, online shopping is a must-kill skill for house girls. She learned to use Mr. Lovech’s credit card to I ordered the oven and ingredients myself.After finishing these things, she rolled up her sleeves and was ready to do a big job.

after an hour.

"I give up." Standing in the mess, Janie announced disheartenedly. The situation on the day of moving was repeated. She mopped the floor and knocked over the locker. There is still a lot of foam in the toilet because of the liquid... The only places in the whole house that are not damaged are her bedroom and the kitchen of the Holy Land.

But this time without the kind Peter to help, Jenny can only give up: "Take a shower and leave this to the professionals-professional home improvement companies and housekeeping services, the perfect plan, the perfect time, and then I can go to school refreshed on Monday."

"The troubles that can be solved with money are not troublesome. My new life is great." Jane walked into the bathroom so comforting herself.The faucet in the bathroom didn't seem to be turned off tightly, and Jane brought a tool wrench, "I can always do this by myself, just twist it lightly..."

The faucet burst.

Jenny was flushed by the water and fell to the ground: "I was wrong! I shouldn't have thought this way." After scrambling and fleeing from the bathroom, Jenny closed the bathroom door tightly as if she was alive after a catastrophe. It's a problem with the water pipe structure. The faucet in the bathroom here burst, and the bathroom in the guest room can't get water out.

Jenny, who was drenched and her face was still dirty, had no choice but to knock on the door of her neighbor Parker.

"Oh my god, what's wrong with you, child?" Aunt Mei came to open the door. Seeing her like this, Aunt Mei hurriedly pulled her in and fetched a dry towel to rub her hair. "You're shivering from the cold." .

"The plumbing in my apartment is a bit..." Jenny enjoyed Aunt May's concern, her nose was a little sore, "So I want to borrow a bathroom."

"That's the bad thing about old apartments. The bathroom in my room was just sprayed with insecticide. You can use Peter's room. The kid said yesterday that he got an internship with Stark Corporation, and he disappeared by the end of the week. , I guess you’ll be busy until very late.” Aunt Mei pointed to Jane Peter’s room, “Good boy, take a good hot bath, I’ll make some cocoa for you, let’s have dinner here today.”

"Thank you, Aunt May."

"Well, it's okay, let's take a shower."

Tony on the other side.

"Intelligent detection, boss, we have encountered a type B situation."

"What?" Tony was puzzled, "Class B? The aliens are here again?!"

"No, it's the new program nanny..." Friday has access to custom-named applets.

"Stop, stop, stop, swallow the word babysitter for me." Tony understood the situation at once, "What's going on? This child has problems every day? Don't send me these things except for safety issues in the future, old rules, Go find the bugs."

"clear."

In a small alley in Queens, a red and blue figure nimbly dodges the enemy's attack by holding a spider's thread: "Dude, if I were you, I wouldn't take out a knife. Petty theft and intentional wounding are not the same thing. One level..." Although you can choose to subdue the gangster at once, Peter has a little bad habit - once he puts on the uniform, he talks too much.

After teasing the gangster a little, Peter quickly subdued him. After returning the wallet to the original owner, a new reminder came from the mission receiver he was wearing: Congratulations for completing today's target, please accept the new mission—everyday good neighbor .

The attached task coordinates turned out to be his own apartment? !Peter was a little confused, but he was still ready to go home obediently, after all, Aunt May always complained that he hadn't been seen for a long time after school.

Under the cover of night, Peter climbed back home through the window. After becoming Spider-Man, he almost never walked through the front door whenever he came home at night, which made Aunt May startled: "Why are you so old?" Sound." Often at this moment Peter would look like a good boy: "Actually, I've been back for a while." Of course, this is purely deceptive.

Climbing into the room secretly, taking off his uniform and hiding in the ceiling, Peter quietly opened a crack in the door to confirm Aunt May's location—very well, in the kitchen... as long as you put on your clothes, you can announce "I'm back", Peter's plan is great.

The sound of the hair dryer came from the bathroom. Although the sound was not loud through the door, it was still heard by the sensitive Peter. He hurriedly put on his clothes, and Peter approached quietly with a baseball bat—it must be a thief, it must be a thief , don't be Aunt Mei's new boyfriend or something...

He slammed open the bathroom door, and met his new neighbor who was squatting on the ground wearing his T-shirt—

"Why, why is it you?" This scene was a bit too exciting for Peter, who hadn't even watched a whole pornographic movie.

Jenny shook her hand, and the hair dryer fell to the ground—she secretly wore the neighbor's clothes and used the hair dryer to dry her underwear, but was discovered by the Lord...I couldn't see anyone, and I was so ashamed that I had no friends.

"Well, that, the faucet in my apartment burst, so I fixed it."

"What happened after that?" What kind of divine development is this?Peter looked at the ceiling, no evil.

"After the repair, it was completely broken, and the bathroom was useless, so I came here to borrow a bathroom. Aunt May said that the bathroom in her bedroom was not cleaned properly, so let me use yours." She almost cried in shame ,"Feel sorry……"

"It's okay, you can use it, it doesn't matter." He counted how many bricks were on the ceiling.

"It's not this..." Jane pulled her T-shirt, lowered her head to find a seam on the ground, "I forgot to bring a change of clothes when I came down to take a shower, so I wore yours secretly, and even used your hair dryer to dry your underwear... I I didn't expect you to come back so soon, Aunt Mei said that you should be an intern at Stark Industries until very late."

It was only then that Peter noticed that the T-shirt she was wearing was his own, the length was embarrassingly long to the mid-thigh, and the neckline was a bit too loose for her. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the lace underwear that was still hanging on the small bench, Peter Coughing twice, he hurriedly stuffed another coat for her: "You, you put this on again, you put it on first, and when you finish wearing it, just give it to me."

"Thank you, Peter."

"Anyway, after you change your clothes, I'll go out first!" Peter rushed out of his room without looking back.

Jian Ni dimmed silently behind him, so what kind of friends do you have?If someone uses her hair dryer to dry their underwear, she will definitely break up with him!Not sure if Peter would forgive her for buying a more expensive hair dryer.

After putting on the drying underwear, Jenny put on Peter's coat again, and walked out with her wet clothes heartbroken.

Peter, who appeared at the door with his sweatpants on, slipped his foot, then quickly turned his head and threw the sweatpants to Janey with the back of his head: "Pants! These are new ones."

Jane put on her pants silently, and Aunt Mei came out of the kitchen: "Peter, you're back. Why have you been acting like a ghost lately, you haven't made a sound at all."

Peter pointed at the door guiltily: "I just came back." For some reason, he deliberately emphasized that he came in through the door.

Jane's face was ashamed: "Aunt Mei, I'm going back first."

"Why did you go back? Didn't you agree to stay for dinner? Drink some hot tea and prepare for dinner."

Under Aunt Mei's strong persuasion, Jane stayed for dinner. The dinner was so bad that even Peter didn't say much.

When Aunt Mei went to the kitchen to serve other dishes, Jane pulled Peter's sleeve carefully: "If I buy you a hair dryer again, the most expensive one, you can pick whatever you want... Can you not be angry with me."

Peter choked on the meatballs in the spaghetti until his face turned red and his neck was thick. After swallowing it with difficulty, he said, "Angry? No, no, no, I'm not. I'm still worried that you're angry." No girl doesn't get angry after being almost naked Well, he was afraid of being regarded as a pervert.Peter still remembers accidentally bumping into Alice, the dean's daughter, in gym class, who screamed at him for sex/harassment/harassment, and God knows he didn't do anything!

Seeing that his attitude didn't look polite at all, Jane patted her chest in relief: "It's fine if you don't get angry, we are still friends, right?"

Peter averted his eyes and stared desperately at Meatball: "Of course."

After dinner, Aunt Mei asked Peter to take Jane home to see if she could solve the faucet problem, but Jane stopped Peter at the door: "My house is too messy, and you will be caught by the faucet too." It's wet, don't worry I can take care of it, a professional will come to repair it tomorrow, I guess we'll see you on Monday?"

Peter nodded: "Really don't want to help?"

"It's really no problem." Jenny patted her chest, not wanting to cause Peter any more trouble, "Can we go to school together on Monday?"

Thinking of her taking the subway to Brooklyn, Peter nodded affirmatively: "Well, see you on Monday."

She opened the door and said goodbye to Peter: "Good night."

Seeing the mess behind the door, Peter: "...good night." How did she mess up the house?He helped her tidy up the day before yesterday. Peter wanted to lend a helping hand, but he held back abruptly—keep a little distance, he doesn't want to be regarded as a pervert!