[Zhongyingmei] dishonest love

Tony sent the ring out casually with the intention of "look ahead", but he didn't expect Peter to refuse even this small favor, squinting his eyes: "Hey, you know that very few people refuse me?"

Peter was completely intoxicated in his own world: "By the way, there are few buildings here and it's hard to hurry. Mr. Stark, can you give me a ride?"

Tony snorted coldly: "No."

"Forget it." Peter jumped down from the top of the building, and he wanted to run back! "I'll go first, Mr. Stark, wait for my good news."

"Waiting for good news from you." If you dare to refuse him, don't be afraid of being retaliated——Tony didn't tell Peter that when he rushed back, Janie was probably already there. He speculated that Peter would be very difficult tonight. I saw her, hum.

……

Peter couldn't wait any longer. He really just ran and jumped all the way back. Fortunately, the way of driving was much easier after entering the urban area. After an hour and 37 minutes, Peter successfully reached the first stop. - Aunt Mei Wan Before the shift was over, Peter went to her room to look through the dressing table in his battle uniform with great fanfare. After all, time was running out, and the reconciliation had to be done as early as possible, and there was a risk of being late.

"My father and mother's engagement ring..." the boy, excited and excited as if he was going to receive the Nobel Prize, turned and muttered. Among the few things his parents left for Peter, Aunt May kept it The best thing is this. When Peter was always asking about his parents when he was a child, Aunt May and Uncle Ben were vague about other aspects, but the love between them was swear by Aunt May—Peter Parker is the Parker couple The crystallization of love, Aunt May told Peter with great certainty.

And the Parker couple's ring is a proof of love... Searching through almost the entire dressing table, Peter finally found the jewelry box that looked old, holding the one that was more low-key than Mr. Stark's "pigeon egg" A hundred times more simple ring, Peter clenched his fists and raised it excitedly, then pulled off his hood and kissed the ring: "This is it, great!"

Overexcited, he didn't notice the soft opening of the door behind him. Aunt Mei stood at the door of his bedroom with a baseball bat: "WHATTHEF—" What she saw was ten thousand times more terrifying than a thief entering the house—her Nephew Peter Parker is Spider-Man! ! !It's the new hero Spider-Man of Queens! ! !Jump over walls, catch thieves, and stop a bank robbery that Spider-Man! ! !

"Ah!" The panicked Peter threw the ring out of his hand and caught it in the air like an acrobatic, "Aunt Mei, listen to me... This, this is cosplay, you know? Me and Nei Germany is going to Comic Expo or something..." After hiding it for so long, Peter covered his face and couldn't bear to witness how this lame lie was exposed by Aunt May.

Peter peeked at Aunt May's expression through his fingers, and sure enough, he had never hit him since he was a child (the slap that Jane helped him during the body swap was not counted), and Aunt May clenched the baseball bat with a look of wanting to hit someone. Appearance: "Do you think I'm a fool?! Peter Parker, you..." Aunt May was almost shouting——Spiderman? !This kid's wings are really hard, such a dangerous thing!Damn brat!Did he want his poor aunt to have a heart attack? !

"Aunt Mei, don't, I can explain..." Peter was afraid that Aunt Mei might get angry, but in fact, if he was asked to explain...he really couldn't do it!In the blink of an eye, Peter thought about it, "Aunt Mei, I have something, something more important, to tell you."

"You, say!" Aunt Mei swung a baseball bat and smashed the door frame, and at the same time, she tried her best to instill this idea in her heart--if you can't beat your own child to death, what else can you do?Live it together!

Peter held up the prop to persuade Aunt May - the ring: "I want to marry Jenny."

Aunt Mei rubbed her ears: "Say it again?" In fact, she was dreaming. Her underage nephew is just an ordinary otaku. How could it be Spider-Man? !How could it be possible to propose to marry a girlfriend who is also underage? !

"I made her stomach bigger for three months." Peter swallowed, feeling uneasy about the big lie, and tentatively looked at Aunt May's expression to observe the effect.

The baseball bat that Aunt Mei was carrying fell to the ground: "Three months? I remember you two have been dating for less than half a year..."

"Ectopic pregnancy. During the operation, she bled heavily and had her uterus removed, so I have to marry her and take responsibility for her." Peter felt that it seemed to be working. Do you think Aunt May still cares about him being Spider-Man?

Aunt Mei took a deep breath and shook her body twice, finally squatted down, picked up the bat and held it up high and rushed over: "I will kill you bastard instead of her parents! I have raised you for nothing for so many years! You bloody scum ..."

Peter caught the bat: "You liar, calm down, Aunt May, let's sit down and talk." In fact, the part about the surgery in the lie is very lame, as long as Aunt May calms down a little and thinks about it, she can see the flaws, but he After a while, it seemed that he was really confused, and he didn't find anything wrong at all.

"...Do you think you shouldn't hit me with this kind of thing?!" Mei was about to explode, "The ghost knows what you said is true! How many things have you kept from me?! I can't believe it You?!"

Peter let go of his hand and made a gesture of letting her fight: "This matter is indeed not true. If it is true, do you think Mr. Stark will let me live?"

Aunt Mei was really furious, she threw the bat and finally slapped Peter hard, and asked half-believingly, "Is Jane really not pregnant?"

Peter touched his hot cheek: "No, I'm still with her... Cough cough cough."

After venting, Mei Tuoli, who had lost more than half of her anger, sat on the bed like a liar: "I also boasted that you are a good boy and never let me worry about it, retribution! It's all retribution!" Mei rubbed her temples, gritted her teeth and said, " Wait for me here!"

Peter grabbed her hand: "Hit me again if you don't want to calm down. Aunt May, I said that to tell you that it's not a bad thing that I'm Spider-Man, although it's wrong for me to hide it from you...but Look, I'm not Spider-Man but I made my girlfriend's stomach bigger, and I'm Spider-Man but didn't steal the forbidden fruit, which one would you choose? The latter one is much better, right?"

Aunt May pinched her nephew's cheek hard, and said in an annoyed tone, "Why can't I choose the situation where you are neither Spider-Man nor have you done bad things? Peter Parker, don't make me angry, you can't do anything about Spider-Man." Absolutely, never do it again! Stay away from those criminals and dangerous situations..."

"Aunt Mei, you can beat me however you want, but I cannot promise you this."

……

Peter climbed along the window sill into the next room of Jenny - no one.

Peter turned on the light and collapsed on her bed. The initial excitement about the "ring reconciliation" faded a lot after Aunt May found out that he was Spider-Man. Almost the heaviest conversation in recent years.

No matter how much Peter begged Aunt May, no matter how sincerely he told her why he had to do this, Aunt May would not let go and even threatened Peter by severing the relationship until Peter revealed Uncle Ben's principle of "with great power comes great responsibility" When she came out, Aunt Mei was moved—in this world, if there is anyone who knows Ben Parker best, who else can he be?If it is said that Peter understands Uncle Ben ten times or two, May understands Ben ten times or a hundred times better than Peter, and she dares to say that she understands Ben more thoroughly than Ben herself.

Peter was right, and May knew in her heart that if Ben was still alive, he would continue to educate Peter with this idea.As a parent, he loves and worries about Peter no less than May, but he is born to be a dedicated person... May did not give her full support in the end, but from her tears and moving, Peter knew that he was temporarily It's past her level.

Before leaving, Peter said to Aunt May like this: "Aunt May, I know what I want to do, and I know what price I have to pay for it. Being a hero is not easy, and it is not easy for anyone to accompany me to bear these... …I’m going to find Jane later—if she’s willing to bear this with me, can you think about it too? I promise to do my best within the scope of what I can do, and I love you.”

……

Peter hugged Jenny's pillow and rolled around her quilt for a few times, and then he felt slumped and got up to cheer himself up.

There are fewer clothes in the closet, and the washing utensils have been packed... There are signs that the master will not be back in a short time. Friday dutifully refused to reveal the whereabouts of the master, so Peter could only call Tony: "Stark Is Jenny with you, sir?"

Tony made a silent gesture to Jane: "I don't know what you're talking about."

"Please, she won't answer my calls, can you let her go home quickly?" Peter begged, "Why don't you send me the address, and I'll go find her now, I really have something very important Apologize and tell her face to face."

Tony thought for a while and felt that Peter's tone was very sincere, so he handed the phone to Jane, but the little girl put her hand in her arms and pretended to be a "clawless beast" and refused to answer it.

Tony could only put the phone back to his ear: "My address..."

"Don't tell him!" Jenny yelled, and the cry passed through the microphone and fell into Peter's ears.

"Sorry, I can't help you," Tony said.

Peter also raised his voice, hoping that Jane could hear: "Jane! I..."

Tony's ears were almost deafened, he hung up the phone with a blank expression, rubbed his ears and said to Jane: "Let him hang for a few days."