[Zhongyingmei] I'm just an innocent assistant

Anetta feels that someone around her is a bit strange recently, and the specific manifestation is that she always likes to tell some... cold jokes?

Anetta is wearing a small blue skirt and holding the cone that Peter bought for her. Today, I made an appointment with Peter to go to the movies together, and now I am on the way to the cinema, and the little spider next to me is watching It looks a little scratching his head and telling a joke.

"...It was walking on the road, and found that its legs were getting weaker and weaker, and finally remembered that it was a jellybean!" Peter tried hard to recall the joke he saw yesterday, well, even he felt very uncomfortable. Not funny, the boy lowered his head in frustration.

"Hahaha! I still forget that I am a fudge, it must be a fudge with a filling, and my head is full of syrup!"

To the boy's surprise, the little girl next to her laughed tremblingly, shaking the cone in her hand.Peter raised his chest again, I, I seem to say it is kind of funny?Made Anetta laugh!

The atmosphere softened in an instant, and the two of them talked and laughed all the way to the cinema. Today's movie was booked online in advance by Anetta, "I've been looking forward to this movie for a long time! The queen sister who can magic is here again Saved her sister!" Anetta didn't think there was anything wrong with bringing a boy to watch a princess movie with her.

Anetta looked at the poster outside the movie theater with a look of joy, "Why don't you go buy a bucket of popcorn! I'll get the tickets!" After hearing the little girl's arrangement, Peter obediently went to the popcorn seller to buy it. I made a bucket of the biggest popcorn, and when I came back, I found the little girl stayed there with a sullen face on her face.

"It's too much! It's just now that the tickets for this movie are full, and they are still selling the extra tickets online!" Anetta had never encountered such a situation when she was watching a movie at the flower planter. After buying tickets online, he still bought tickets offline. The current show was full of people, and he couldn't get in even though he had bought tickets early.

Peter tried to comfort Anetta, who was a little upset, "Why don't we watch another movie? I saw that there are many wonderful movies on display."

Anetta is the kind of little girl who can be comforted easily. After hearing Peter's words, she remembered another movie that she struggled with for a long time two days ago, "Then look at the witch godmother and princess two. Like? I’m also looking forward to this one! It’s super beautiful!”

"I also think the first movie is super good! Then let's buy tickets for the second movie instead!" Peter's face was calm, and he looked very familiar with this movie. Anetta felt that she had found a soulmate. This is the only one among all her friends who also likes to read fairy tales!

Anetta excitedly went to the ticket booth to buy tickets again. After Peter saw Anetta enter the corner, he immediately took out his mobile phone, "What's your name? The witch godmother and her princess adopted daughter..." Peter raced against time to memorize the introduction on the wiki, well, it's considered a read!

The atmosphere in the movie theater is great. Today is not a holiday, and the number of people watching the movie is not too high. There are only a few parents with children in the front, and a couple of young couples sitting in the double seats at the back.

Peter watched the movie absent-mindedly. He was not that interested in the witch and princess. Spider-Man's excellent hearing allowed him to clearly hear the voices of the young couples whispering in the last few rows. Oh, there are two other couples who sound like Like kissing.

He subconsciously stretched his hand into the popcorn bucket, wanting to grab a handful of popcorn, and then felt a texture completely different from popcorn. Peter suddenly realized what it was, and then he took out Spider-Man's reaction speed quickly Withdrew his hand back.

"Did you get charged by static electricity?" Anetta also felt that she touched Peter's hand, but she didn't feel anything, and then grabbed a handful of popcorn, "Did you wear a sweater today? I I didn’t wear a sweater today.” Probably because she was electrified by static electricity, which is also the reaction she sometimes gets when she is electrified by static electricity.

"No, no!" Peter's voice sounded a bit stuttering.Oh, probably holding back and wanting to go to the toilet?Anetta understood that the little spider looked exactly like the one who dared not raise her hand to tell the teacher that she wanted to go to the bathroom in high school.

"When I just came in, I saw a toilet at the corner." Anetta reminded intimately, and out of embarrassment, Peter followed the little girl's words and went to the toilet in a daze, "What am I doing here?" Peter washed He turned his face and said to himself in the mirror of the sink, "Ha, you are really boring, nerdy Peter."

After becoming Spider-Man, Peter hadn't felt this way for a long time. At this moment, he seemed to have returned to the time when he was about to give a speech two years ago, and the audience burst into laughter.

Anetta watched a very pleasant movie with satisfaction, the atmosphere was good, and she was also very satisfied with the friends who accompanied her. The plot of the movie made her angry, but overall it was great!

"Anetta, am I boring?" Peter finally couldn't help asking, he was eager to know what Anetta thought of him.

Anetta, one of the parties involved, was furious when she heard this. How could my cute little Jiju be bored!Could it be that those high school classmates of his came over to mock him again!

"Nonsense! You are the funniest boy in the world! You are Spider-Man, the best second-generation hero of the Avengers, and one of the superheroes with the most fans on S!" Aneta grabbed Peter's hand, "Did Thompson laugh at you again! It's okay, Spider-Man can't argue with a high school student, but I can find someone to put him in his sack!"

Anetta thought angrily, she is super vengeful and narrow-minded!After thinking about it, Anetta added, "Believe me, girls who like you can go all the way from the United States to flower growers!" Looking at the last life, you can see how many girls screamed excitedly for Spider-Man!Even now, there are tens of millions of female fans on Spiderman's s!Such a little spider still doubts his own charm?

Peter was thinking of a ripe tomato, and he could hardly hear what the girl was saying. Now the boy's mind was full of "You are the funniest boy in the world! The funniest boy!"

The rest of the time was very pleasant. The two went to eat grilled fish together. Peter also learned to use chopsticks. He also went to the model experience store together and put together a whole model airplane.

Feeling full of self-confidence, Peter occasionally interspersed with jokes he read on the Internet, which made the girl giggle. When they parted in the afternoon, the two agreed to go hiking together in two days.

After returning home, Aunt Mei was lying on the sofa looking at the computer with great interest, "Peter, I never expected you to want to learn these princess movies again. I thought only little girls would like this." Playing on the laptop It is the first part of the Queen's Sister Rescuing the Princess Sister that I just downloaded last night.

It's a pity that it didn't come in handy at all, Peter added silently in his heart, he knew yesterday that he was going to watch this movie today, and he stayed up all night to make up the first one.

"There is also this folder named jokes. Did you participate in some bad joke contest?" Aunt Mei flipped to the folder created on the computer desktop.

"A bad joke?" Peter didn't know why Aunt May called the joke he was looking for a bad joke. "Is this a special type of joke?" Probably a particularly funny one, after all, every word he said today The jokes managed to make Anetta laugh.

Mei looked at her nephew with the eyes of an idiot, "A cold joke is something that is not funny at all, but makes people feel very embarrassed." Is Peter learning to be stupid?Mei doubted her nephew's IQ for the first time.

Peter couldn't believe it, "But she obviously laughed happily!" How could it not be funny?Anetta giggled every time he told a joke today.

"She?" Aunt Mei grasped the point, "How dare you tell such a cold joke to girls?"

"Then she is really a good girl, she has been maintaining your self-esteem and not embarrassing you." Mei, who is also a woman, instantly understood the painstaking efforts of the "her" in Peter's mouth, "In order not to embarrass you , she sacrificed too much." Aunt Mei joked.

Looking at her nephew's face, which was red from the neck to the top of the head, Mei made a bold guess, "Is it with the girl you like? My God, my little Peter actually has a girlfriend!" Mei looked relieved, "She must be a good girl, and to hear you tell bad jokes all day is quite an achievement."

The boy who just turned full was at a loss, the kind of shyness that was caught by his parents, "Isn't my girlfriend, she, she is so good, there are many excellent people around, and I may not be able to see it." It's up to me."

"How can there be girls who don't like our little Mr. Parker?" Parents are always full of confidence in their children, and May is no exception.

"Tell me, which girl did you hang out with today? Maybe I can give you some advice. After all, women know girls better." Mei tried to be the spiritual mentor of her introverted child.

Peter felt smoke rising from the top of his head, "...it's Aneta." The boy's voice was as low as a mosquito's.

Mei suddenly took a serious look at the nephew she had grown up with, with a very tangled expression on her face. She saw Aineta as her half daughter, if she looked at her daughter's boyfriend Look at Peter's words... May's eyes are full of disgust.

"Aunt May?" Peter stood a little restlessly, he was sensitive to the fact that something seemed wrong.

"Can you afford Anetta?" Mei now looked as if she saw that her cabbage was about to be crushed by the pig in front of her.

Peter bowed his head in shame in the face of soul torture, "I can't..." This is also what he cares most about. Aineta is really too rich. Compared with him, one is in the clouds and the other is on the ground.

"I'll work hard to make money! I've already sold a patent!" But Spider-Man never said give up!Peter silently cheered himself up.

Mei looked the pig in front of her up and down again, "To be honest, you and Aine are not in the same aesthetic line." Aineta is simply a master of aesthetics. advanced.

Peter, who wears a sweater and sweatpants every day, lowered his head, "I will study hard." Give yourself more encouragement!Nothing beats Spider-Man.

"Then why do you think Anetta likes you?" Mei gave the heaviest blow, "I think that for a girl as good as Anetta, there must be many good people around her."

Soul crit!Peter finally couldn't comfort himself anymore, Superman, Captain, Professor X, and the green-eyed mage, I heard that he is still the king of a country, even if he is Spider-Man, but compared to these people, he is nothing. Children who don't understand.

"Actually, it doesn't matter! Anetta is willing to listen to your bad jokes. Does it mean that she likes you a little bit?" After she regained her senses, Mei finally remembered that the pig in front of her was her nephew she had raised since she was a child. Looking at the dejected boy in front of her, she tried her best to comfort him.

Peter thought feebly, it didn't sound like he was motivated at all, and even reminded him that the journey he thought was very pleasant today was actually the little girl accommodating him.

A sudden cell phone ringing broke Peter's thoughts, "Anetta? Okay, okay, of course I have time! New York University hasn't started yet, I have time tomorrow!" After hanging up the phone, Peter couldn't help but jumped up and made a victory gesture.

"Anetta asked me to go to Comic Con next week!" Peter couldn't help showing off to May, "Then you have to prepare well." May still supported her nephew.

Peter clenched his fists, he is the never-say-die Spider-Man!

Anetta was walking alone on New York Avenue. It was only when New York University sent her an email a few days ago that she remembered that it was time for her graduation. "It's a pity that I just missed it with Peter." Anetta said Talking to herself, although she said that even if she didn't graduate, she hardly came to school.

"My bag!" Aineta didn't pay attention to the backpack on her shoulder and was snatched away by a thin man. This kind of person who just wants to grab things will not be displayed on the mini-map at all, nor will he Her sixth sense was triggered, and when she was distracted, the lv bag, which seemed expensive, was successfully snatched by the thief.

Just when the little girl was about to mark the thief with a positioning technique and turn around to settle the score, a tall black figure suddenly jumped out from behind her and held the thief down a few times.

Well, save me a location spell, Anetta thought to herself, it seems that this thief is not unlucky, if she catches her privately, it can be as simple as sending him to the police station.

"Thank you..." Aneta trotted forward to pick up the backpack that had been thrown aside during the struggle between the two, and then wanted to thank this brave man, but when she looked up, she felt a familiar face.

"Hello, I'm T'Challa, an exchange student at Oxford University and New York University." The man smiled, and his two rows of white teeth were particularly noticeable. "I think you are also a student at New York University."

Anetta followed the man's eyes and looked at the file bag she was holding in her hand, and she understood, "Thank you, as a thank you, may I have the honor to invite you for a cup of coffee?" In the future, please ask the other party to have something to eat or drink some coffee. This is a relatively common way of thanking you.

The man in the shirt hesitated for a moment, and finally lost in the expectant eyes of the little girl. This girl gave him the feeling that he was very similar to his younger sister. He hadn't seen his little sister for a long time when he went to school outside.

"I know there is a coffee shop nearby that isn't bitter at all!" Although Anetta has only studied at NYU for a few months, she knows all about the gourmet restaurants near NYU.You don’t need to know all the roads in the school when you go to college, but you must not leave any food around the school!

From this point of view, it was a coffee shop with outstanding craftsmanship. There were dozens of coffee tables in the coffee shop, but Aneta and T'Challa still waited outside for more than ten minutes before getting their seats.

Anetta familiarly told the waiter a series of names. Look, her memory is really good. Even if she hasn't eaten here for more than a year, she can still remember all the signature delicacies of this restaurant.

"Thank you very much for today's incident, otherwise I would not be able to catch that thief." Aneta pushed the small cake in front of him towards T'Challa.

This black young man has a rare aristocratic temperament, "It's okay, it's just a trivial matter. These little bastards like to pick weak girls like you, so be careful next time." T'Challa looked down on these girls The man who started.

Ai, a weak girl, can hit ten inner towers. "I came here to apply for a diploma. I haven't been to New York University for a while because of some things. I think it's so messy here recently." The little girl was frightened "He jumped out suddenly, it's really scary! Thanks for meeting you!"

T'Challa took the coffee from the waiter's hand very gentlemanly, "This is what every man can do, my hero points are very high~" Then he winked at the little girl playfully .

Hero points?So is there an actual superhero in my civilian hero project?Anetta expressed her sincere admiration, "Then you must be the No.1 civilian hero!" Superheroes have rolled up their sleeves, so is there any reason for others to be number one?

"Then you are wrong, my points have just ranked No.10." T'Challa's laughter was a little shaken, with a bit of relaxation that I didn't notice, as if I had found a common topic, " They are really great!"

Anetta was surprised for a moment, alas, can't even this person get the first place?The little girl took out her mobile phone to check the rankings, glanced around quickly, and then understood why this man couldn't even get the first place.

[-]th-year-old Popsicle

The second most attractive iron man in the world

the third avenger the strongest eagle eye

……

She was sure that the captain's code name must have been given by Tony. Anetta looked at the string of names that she was very familiar with. Good guy, they are all superheroes in vests!

Even Tony, who did not hide the true identity of a superhero, pretended to wear a vest and occupied No.2, and the scores of No.2 and No.1 were very tight, and anyone with a discerning eye could see these two people Competing for No.1.

"You are already very good!" This is definitely a sincere compliment from the little girl. Being able to occupy a place among so many active superheroes is enough to show how much hard work this man who looks like an ordinary young man has put in.Without using special abilities, being able to squeeze out a few superpowers is already very powerful.

In just a few minutes of speaking, No.2, the most attractive Iron Man in the world, successfully squeezed out No.1.Anetta looked at No.1's high score now, wouldn't Tony be scoring points?Steve hangs around outside every day, he got so many points, it is still expected, but Tony, who hides himself in the laboratory every day, can have such a high score?

On the other side, Tony, who was in the Avengers Building, sneezed twice, "It must be that old popsicle who secretly spoke ill of me! jar, control ten more steel suits out, we must take this opportunity to close the gap big!"

T'Challa also saw the rapidly increasing score of No.1, and he shook his head helplessly, "I heard that this is Iron Man's trumpet, which is normal. I even suspect that No.2 is also the vest of that superhero, Otherwise, it would be impossible for anyone to catch up with Iron Man's points." He couldn't do this kind of thing of exposing his identity as a superhero in pursuit of points.

This topic did not last long between the two of them, because Anetta found that T'Challa was simply a treasure man!Astronomy, geography, customs and human relationships, even her favorite TV series and movies T'Challa can be familiar!

"You are amazing!" Anetta decided, although T'Challa can no longer be called the richest man in the world, after all, she also gave Nini 36 planets, but T'Challa is definitely the richest man she knows. Learned man!

T'Challa pushed the blueberry pudding to the side of the little girl, "I just don't know much, and I'm still working hard to get a doctorate at Cambridge University."

The real brave dares to admit his shortcomings, "In fact, I came to NYU this semester as an exchange student for credits." Techara's witty humor makes him feel that his self-deprecation is extremely funny.

T'Challa unexpectedly likes this girl she met by chance. Her knowledge is not profound, and she even has a little knowledge of some things, but she doesn't pretend to be ignorant like ordinary people. Instead, she will ask him directly and send him a message Sincere praise from the heart.

Both of them wanted to chat longer, and finally Aneta sent T'Challa back to his dormitory, a quiet small villa, "The dormitory environment at New York University is still very good." Aneta was satisfied Looking at this small villa hidden in the garden, she had never lived in a dormitory, and it was the first time she knew that the dormitory conditions were so good.

Te donated a large sum of money. Chara smiled and said nothing, "Want to come in for coffee?"

Anetta looked at the time and regretfully rejected T'Challa's invitation, "It's getting late, I should go back!"

T'Challa looked at the reddened evening clouds in the distance, and realized that it was already dusk, "It's a very pleasant day!" This pleasant sense of comfort did not exist after he left his country and came to the West to study. appeared.

Suddenly, a kind of enlightenment that appeared in the dark suddenly enveloped Aneta, and she subconsciously blurted out to stop the man who was about to say goodbye, "Wait, T'Challa!"

The man looked at the little girl thoughtfully, he was waiting for Anetta to speak. "Do you feel unwell?" Aneta followed her heart, although she didn't know where this feeling came from.

"Huh? I feel very healthy." T'Challa didn't know why his new friend who had a good chat today suddenly asked this question, but he answered truthfully.

Anetta stood where she was, struggling for a while, and finally obeyed the strong emotion in her heart. She stretched out her hand and took the man's hand, and the healing life energy rushed into the man's body.

The man felt his body lighten suddenly, and raised his head in surprise, "You...I feel more relaxed than ever before!"

The little girl had already run away, "Black Panther! You will definitely live to be 120 years old!"

The man chuckled, he really knew his hidden identity~

"Thank you!" T'Challa, the angel who cured the disease I didn't even know about, waved vigorously.