[Zhongyingmei] I'm just an innocent assistant

"He's such a prodigal, I really want to hit him now!" The real playboy Tony looked at the man in military uniform who was teasing little girls in the bar with a look of contempt.

"He's just relying on the military uniform on his body." Tony looked at the big boy's immature methods with disdain. In this era, boys wearing military uniforms are like holding Maybach car keys in their hands at that time, picking up girls weapon.

Anetta nodded in agreement, "I want to beat him up too." It's been a long time, when will this unsightly man straighten his military cap!Anetta even had the idea of ​​knocking him unconscious and straightening the hat. In the eyes of obsessive-compulsive disorder, that crooked hat is simply not, smooth, and eye-catching!

Not even Bucky's good looks at this moment could make Anetta ignore the crooked hat on his head!

Anetta couldn't bear it anymore, so she floated directly to Bucky's head with the levitation technique by using invisibility, and knocked off the hat with a slap.Ah, it's comfortable!Anetta looked at the smooth hair with satisfaction, so it was symmetrical!

Bucky looked up strangely, then leaned over and picked up his hat, just now he felt something rushing over to knock off his hat, forget it, maybe someone didn't know what to throw!There's just too much to throw around in a bar.Then Bucky put on the hat, tidied it up twice, and blew a whistle, so handsome!

Anetta's face collapsed, the hat was crooked again!The little girl is so angry that her teeth itch, okay, you can shovel pig poop for me when you get back!Still the same sentence, youth and ignorance are mistakes made, and they will always be paid back one day!

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"Steve! Are you drunk? It doesn't matter, joining the army is not the only way out! How about you go to school? You study much better than me!" Bucky helped Steve, who was already drunk to throw up, crooked Walking in the street.

He knew that his friend had dreamed of being a soldier since he was a child, but Steve was too thin, and no army would want an unqualified soldier.

"Bucky, this is my dream." Steve leaned on Bucky's shoulder drunkenly, "You know, I can't give up!"

"Then let's go to another city! There will always be a place that lacks soldiers, and you will be recruited!" Bucky is not trying to persuade his thin friend, this kind of thing is enough once, all he needs to do is to accompany Steve went to another city to enlist in the army. If one didn't work, then two would always succeed.

Bucky patted Steve on the shoulder, "My little Steve, don't cry like a little girl. Let's go, book a bus ticket tomorrow, when I was enlisting today, I heard they said that the city next door will also be enlisting tomorrow. gone."

"I will definitely become an honorable American soldier!" The thin little carrot enviously touched Bucky's handsome scumbag military uniform.

"Now I suddenly feel that the biggest trouble is that the military uniform doesn't have a size that you can wear." Bucky never doubted whether his friend could become a soldier. Just kidding, that's Bucky's friend.

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"Bucky is always like this. He never doubted me. To be honest, even looking at me now, I feel that I was able to become a soldier at that time because the person in charge was annoyed by me." Steve stroked Looking at the shield on his back, "I finally became a soldier."

Anetta opened her mouth, but found that she couldn't say a single word. Only when this kind of emotion was in front of her, would she find that all adjectives were pale and powerless.

Anetta, who had always been a little grudge against Bucky, suddenly started to look at them squarely. With such feelings, if Steve could just watch Bucky die, then he wouldn't be Captain America.If you haven't really seen it with your own eyes, you can't understand this kind of feeling that you are the only one in my world.

"Let's go, these days are going to be boring." Steve came back from the memory, "Probably because I was beaten all the time, after all, I was the thinnest soldier in the entire camp."

"But in the end, only you became Captain America." Tony, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "There are so many soldiers, but there is only one Captain America in the world."

Then Tony walked over and patted Steve viciously, "Old Popsicle, when you go back, sign a deed of sale, 50 US dollars, go and cook for me for a month, and I'll buy you for a month."

Anetta's guilt-ridden eyes wandered, she seemed to be unable to keep the secret, and she can't be blamed for it... Could it be that if she can't resist Steve's beauty, can she resist Nini's beauty?That's Iron Man!Getting a die-hard fan to lie to Tony Stark is harder than getting her to go back to school for a test!

Steve froze for a moment, then broke into a big smile, "Thank you, Tony." Thank you for forgiving Bucky, thank you for forgiving Bucky because he was my friend.

Anetta covered her mouth excitedly, ahhh!I, Nini, are indeed the best!What is true friendship?You don't like a person, but that person is a good friend of your friend, so while you hate him, you have to help him at the same time.

"Let's go! Go and see how embarrassed you were when you were beaten up. I'll let the jar record it. After all, this is your 'precious' memory!" Tony settled the matter just now, and then immediately turned his attention to his more sensitive Interesting things, such as watching the little carrot head Steve being bullied by a group of people.

Aneta secretly communicated with Timmy in her heart, [Timmy, we also recorded a video and secretly hid it] This kind of super-heroic black history counts as one, and I am now Niu Hulu black fan Aine tower!

Natasha and Clinton who were left in place, is our sense of existence so low?You can't see us at all...

"Hahahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Only Stark and his little fans could make such wild laughter. Steve looked at the black line in front of him, and there were two bad kids, one big and one small.

"Anetta, did you hear that? A ninety-pound asthmatic cat!" Tony looked at the little radish-headed Steve, who was reprimanded by the officer with an angry face, and hugged his stomach without any shame for Steve. laugh.

Anetta rubbed her already stiff face from laughing, "God, Steve, did you see that upside-down golden hook on the grid just now? Your unlovely face is really handsome !"

Steve felt exhausted and said, "Can you two little bastards save me some face!" Oh my god, Tony even made a video!Steve can figure it out with his toes, and Tony will definitely show it to others when he goes back!

"Pfft!" A burst of laughter suddenly came from the corner, and Clinton supported Natasha, "Sorry, Captain, I didn't mean it, I really can't help it!" Clinton used his S.H.I.E.L.D. I swear by name, I am a professionally trained person, and I generally don't laugh unless I can't help it!

"Natasha, you are still welcome." At this time, the only black widow whose face remained unchanged became Steve's last comfort. "Captain, I also recorded the video. I have my mobile phone." Obviously Natasha is not an honest child.

At this moment, Steve felt that his heart was really ashamed, "Forget it... I, I must be strong!" Then he became even more sad. of……

Tony looked at the little radishhead Steve with admiration, "I didn't expect you to be quite smart, and you actually know how to put the flagpole down to get the flag."

"Tony, I'm not stupid! An idiot can't be Captain America! I'm just a little clumsy because I'm not familiar with it!" Steve didn't know what to say now, thank you?Thankfully, in Tony's eyes, he is not stupid and hopeless.

"Actually, you look very rigid, serious and meticulous. The old man in my family is also from your age, but he is not at all like you." Tony pretended to cough twice, and finally remembered the counterexample.

Hearing Howard, Steve finally thought of a brilliant idea, "Do you want to see your father? I know where he is now!" Thanks to Howard, who will talk about everything when he is drunk, let him know Howard Where is he now, now he is finally not ashamed!

"Look, this is Howard's first love!" Steve looked at the scene in front of him gloatingly, God will bless you.

In a bar full of feasting and feasting lights, blond hot girls are dancing on the bar counter, Howard is crowding in the crowd, his eyes are shining and glued to the woman's thigh.Howard didn't leave until the woman finished dancing, but took out a large handful of dollar bills from his pocket and stuffed them into the woman's clothes, and whistled provocatively.

"jar, record this and send it to Maria when you get back." The man with the moustache was not worried that this would damage his parents' relationship. His mother had long known that Howard was an out-and-out prodigal son, and this The only thing a video can do is make Howard suffer for a few more days.This is enough to make Tony the cheating maniac happy!

Tony watched his young father walking towards another red-haired girl with a glass of wine, and couldn't help complaining, "I don't know what was in Maria's mind at that time, even this kind of flower You guys can see it."

Several people looked at Tony with strange eyes. They were all familiar with this scene. Isn't this just a trick Stark usually plays?

"Tony, did you know that you looked exactly like him at the party?" Or the honest Hawkeye couldn't help but ask, New York's number one playboy actually calling others a playboy?Could it be that Stark's face is stronger than Vibranium in this world?

"Huh? I'm not as greasy as him! I'm not vulgar enough to go to a bar, and the woman I like is at least the monthly model of New York Magazine." Tony raised his eyebrows, his aesthetics were much stronger than the old man.

"At the beginning of the twentieth century, a woman who could dance in a bar was no worse than a future magazine model." Steve, who was brought to the bar by Howard when he was young and frivolous, couldn't help but argue.

"It seems that our moral standards have some interesting past." Natasha got the point straight, she really deserves to be a top agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

The remaining three people were very interested in this, "Captain, your slogan never said that Captain America also liked women's thighs!" Tony pulled out Steve's dark history and refused to let it go.

"I'm just an ordinary boy too! It's normal! Tony, didn't you have a crush on a woman when you were a teenager?" Steve was completely unaware that he was digging a hole for himself again, and he was ruthless Filled with two shovels of soil.

Tony laughed even worse, "I had a girlfriend when I was 12 years old! Captain, can you explain to us in detail which woman you were attracted to when you were a teenager? God, it's amazing, this But the one who once captured the heart of Captain America!" When it comes to flirting, Tony, the king of mouth, has never been afraid of anyone.

"Tony, can we go back and watch me being bullied?" Steve finally realized his little cleverness, and he couldn't compare with Tony at all. He would be led into the ditch by Tony anyway.

Anetta hardly dared to look at the current situation, oh my god, Captain Pure, how could Tony let go of your little tail, which is the American benchmark, so easily?

In the following situation, according to Anetta, an innocent member of the public at the scene, the process was extremely tragic. Captain America was already a boiled shrimp, shrimp with pork heart!Anyway, Steve basically has no secrets that Tony doesn't know.

"This is really amazing..." Tony watched helplessly as the thin little carrot head entered the room to receive the medicine injection, and then "bang" it became exactly the same robust appearance as the man beside him.

"I suddenly thought of a good idea." The mustache man's eyes suddenly lit up, "We secretly saved the formula of this potion! When I go later, it only needs one injection! I won't have to be forced to exercise anymore! "Howard and Malia have been trying to get him to work out, but if Tony would work out, there would be no belly!

In Tony's eyes, the only use of Captain America's potion, which everyone dreams of, is to allow him to get eight-pack abs without exercising!

"I don't think Hydra has been able to create a second Captain America for so many years. Obviously, all of this is not just the use of medicine." Steve looked at Tony who was intoxicated in his fantasy, "not to mention I do a lot of exercise every day, Tony, if you can do half the amount of exercise that I do every day, you will have eight-pack abs too."

There was a smirk on the corner of Anetta's mouth, "Steve, I heard that you once wore Captain America's costume to raise money on stage? This is an authentic Captain America stage play!"

Steve... what can I do?You're going to watch it anyway, right?

Everyone nodded in agreement, who can refuse the stage play played by Captain America?That's the captain in uniform with little wings!

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When Bucky saw Steve again, he pinched his thigh hard, and then hissed with pain, "Oh my God! Did they send you to the magician? You're nothing like the original It's different, you're a head taller than me now!" Bucky stretched out his right hand to gesture for his height, and it just reached Steve's ear.

At this time, Steve hadn't completely shaken off the low self-esteem of the radish head, he pulled his military uniform at a loss, "But I just became healthy and strong for no reason." This is his past time A powerful heart was beating in his chest like he had never felt in years.

"I can fight all day!" Steve gestured his muscles, "I'm so strong now! Bucky, come behind me and let brother Steve protect you!" Steve couldn't help it Imagine a beautiful picture, and then you get a steel jump.

"You're so bloated now!" Bucky put his arms around Steve's neck and laughed, "Even if you weigh two hundred pounds now, you're still my little Steve! But I'm really happy for you, at least You no longer have to worry about dying suddenly because you can’t catch your breath one night.”

The two walked out of the camp talking and laughing. They didn't get together for a long time. This time, the two troops happened to meet each other, so they had time to get together.Now it's time to separate again, but they are not sad, they both now firmly believe that they and each other can be a brave and fearless soldier!Be the hero of your dreams!

Anetta, who was hiding aside, took a deep breath and clenched her fists, "Can I go up and knock him out now?"

Tony rubbed the little girl's head, "Did he offend you? Let's hit him together, I've disliked him for a long time!" For some reason, Tony just disliked Bucky!

"Look at his hat! Why doesn't he put his hat on right?" The little girl complained, grabbing Tony's sleeve like a kitten, "I really want to knock him out and put his hat on just!"

Reason finally suppressed the adrenaline of Anetta, she can't go out now... "Steve, when you go back, tell Bucky to buy the series of books called "Postpartum Care of Sows"! He wants Pay for what he did!" The more Aneta looked at the crooked hat on Bucky's head, the more unpleasant it became, and Bucky had to feel the warmth of society!

Far away in modern day Bucky? ? ?My miserable life is just because I put my hat on the wrong way 70 years ago?

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The current world is a huge barrel of gunpowder. Just yesterday, Mr. President announced that the United States entered the war, so now the troop carriers to Europe have begun to move.

"I'll wait for you to come back!" Steve tried to pull a smile, but failed, "I don't understand why I can't go to the battlefield? Is it because I'm the only product of the successful experiment? Captain America doesn't go to the battlefield , what is Captain America called?"

Steve was very depressed, and said with self-mockery, "It turns out that even though I have eight-pack abs and am strong and able to fight, I am still no different from that little radish-headed Steve." His strength is far beyond that of ordinary people , but unable to go to the battlefield to protect others.

Bucky patted Steve on the shoulder, "Dude, believe me, it's not time for you to show up yet! You must be the greatest brave man who can knock down all the enemies with one punch!"

The roar of the troop carrier sounded, which was the call to urge them to assemble. Bucky only had time to hug his old buddy, "Wait for me to come back!", and then hurried to assemble.

Steve, who stayed in place, suddenly yelled loudly at Bucky, who had only one back, "I will go find you!" Yes, he believed that the final decisive battle would never lack Captain America!

——"He can't wait for Bucky anymore." Standing behind the tree, Steve muttered to himself, his face full of tears, "Bucky will lose an arm, and be treated like a machine by nine heads." The snake has been exploited for decades, and will harm many people against his will..." Even now, Steve often regrets, would it be different if he insisted on following up?July [-] Chinese

"He waited for his Bucky, and even though it was a little bit farther apart, they reunited after 70 years. Bucky will get his arm back, everything will be made up, and the two teenagers in Brooklyn will Embracing the future together again after 70 years." Anetta walked up and said in a gentle voice.

"Time didn't disappoint them in the end, but gave them more friends. Bucky has a bunch of kids at Xavier College. You know, no one can refuse the little prince of Brooklyn; as for the little carrot-headed Steve, he is now Surrounded by his friends, aren't you right?" Anetta stood on tiptoe and wiped the tears off the big boy's face with her sleeve.

"There will be no regrets about even one dance, and Captain America will dance that dance with his young female officer! Then there will be no regrets."

Tony stepped up and gave the man a hug, "Probably only the crying little carrot head thought it was just a coincidence that he came here." It has been so long in this era, if no one else can see that the little girl did it on purpose, then It's too slow, only Steve has been immersed in the emotions of the past and hasn't been able to find it.

"Thanks that Dr. Banner didn't come, otherwise Hulk would definitely come out and laugh at you now, you know, he always wanted to do this." Tony is not good at hugging others to comfort him, but he is good at using humorous language to make others laugh .

Steve's blue eyes were full of tenderness, and he looked around at the friends around him, "I think so, I have lost nothing in these 70 years of sleeping, but I have gained you." Because With you, that strange era has become my home.

Anetta couldn't hold back and jumped in front of Steve, "I'm your first friend in modern times! I also provide you with a job!" The little girl was very excited when she thought that she was the guide of Captain America !Captain America is not the same as before, and all of this is due to her!

"So do you want a kiss? Uncle Steve will satisfy you." Steve is more and more inclined to the current Steve who has not experienced a deep sleep, and the youthful youthful spirit is on him again appear.

"Aha? You are taking advantage of Stark's little sweetheart! You are already an old man in his 90s, Anetta, don't believe Grandpa Steve's nonsense!" Tony shook Steve. husband, and was even more upset when he found Steve standing still.

Steve pushed Tony lightly, and then pulled him back the moment Tony fell backwards, "A man with a moustache in his prime can't even compare to 90-year-old Grandpa Steve. Tony, you really need to exercise well when you go back, and I will supervise you! I believe Howard and Maria will agree with me."

"That old man Howard can't control me. I still have a video of him molesting a bar girl. He prays that he can pass Maria's level first." Tony muttered softly, he didn't think he was too weak , Compared with people of the same age, he is already very healthy.

Steve smiled and said nothing. In his opinion, Tony was holding back the average physical fitness of the Avengers.

"Captain, you really have no talent for acting. I swear, you will never get a penny of donations from the audience today!" After watching more than a dozen of Captain America's stage plays, Even Tony was about to throw up, "Every show has the same stern face. Believe me, if Hollywood actors are like you, then it will definitely not last a year!"

Steve is also sitting in the audience. In fact, even though he has watched his stage play many times, he still has a sense of confusion and complexity. The self 70 years later is sitting in the audience watching the embarrassing dance of himself 70 years ago. Can't be any more embarrassing stage play?It's so magical!

"Actually, I raised $[-] today! That's a lot in this day and age!" Steve looked at the calendar on stage. "I almost felt worthless because of the drop in donations." Yes, but on the last day of my stage play, some strangers raised $[-] backstage for me. The money made me feel that at least I wasn’t worthless.”