go away don't kiss me

What is this saying?

Zhou Changchuan's expression was even more indescribable: "Did you take the wrong medicine?"

"You just took the wrong medicine." Wang Jingyu wrinkled his bitter face and said, "You don't understand. Some people may look fine on the surface, but they may feel wronged in their hearts. "

Brothers who are related to each other are forbidden to fall in love. Although they are both men, they don’t worry about the deformity of the offspring, but if the parents of both parties know, they will definitely not agree. If you apply the routines of TV dramas, in the end, the two parties may have to marry and form a family under pressure.

How old is Xiaobai, almost one year younger than them, freshman, life has just begun, and he has to bear such a lot of pressure.

Wang Jingyu felt uncomfortable thinking about it, he scratched his hair randomly: "Chuan, do you know any way to make money fast?"

Zhou Changchuan was confused: "Why are you asking this?"

It's about Shen Bai's private matter, Wang Jingyu can't say clearly: "Just tell me if there is any."

"Yes." Zhou Changchuan nodded.

Really?

Wang Jingyu's eyes lit up. As a brother, he may not be able to help Xiaobai bear these pressures, but he can do his best to help his brother. Xiaobai is so thin, and if he earns more money, it shouldn't be a problem to raise Xiaobai.

"What is it? I heard people say that it seems difficult to make money these days."

"It's really not that difficult to make money, the key is whether you can use your brain. For example, one day we go out for supper, and there is a fight at the next table, you stick your head over, click a wine bottle, and [-] will be credited immediately. "

Wang Jingyu: "???"

What the hell is this idea, or is it brother? ? ?

Wang Jingyu: "Immediately, immediately mellowly crawl for the Lord!!!"

Zhou Changchuan: "..."

***

The first day after May Day is the morning class.

When Shen Bai came to the classroom, he saw that Wang Jingyu, who always occupied a seat and only put books, and could not see anyone when he didn't ring the class bell, was sitting in his seat, studying the book seriously, and taking notes while reading.

Shen Bai was dumbfounded, and knocked on Zhou Changchuan's desk in the back row: "Is he possessed by a ghost?"

He is willing to read books obediently. Is this the Wang Jingyu he knew who beat mosquitoes in class?

Zhou Changchuan looked over with a calm expression: "Just get used to it."

Shen Bai: "???"

"He was like this after I went back to the dormitory yesterday. He was still reading until midnight. When I got up to go to the bathroom, I almost thought I saw a ghost. It was the same this morning. He was waiting at the door of the classroom before six o'clock, flipping through the book. "

Zhou Changchuan looked down at his watch: "Let me see, it's been almost an hour so far, and he didn't take a break in the middle."

Shen Bai remembered that the classroom opened at 06:30, which meant that Wang Jingyu was still reading and waiting outside for half an hour?

Shen Bai also seemed to have seen a ghost.

Shen Bai still wanted to ask, but Wang Jingyu suddenly took out a well-packaged breakfast from the belly of the table and pushed it onto Shen Bai's desk.

"My monthly living expenses are limited now, so I can't buy anything too good, so I just..." Wang Jingyu twisted awkwardly in his seat, his eyes still on the textbook: "I can only buy some steamed buns and porridge, you just make do with it." eat."

Shen Bai: "???"

Shen Bai was puzzled: "I don't have much appetite in the morning, and I seldom eat breakfast. It's not like you don't know."

Yes, he knew that before, he thought that Shen Bai was so picky because he was spoiled.Thinking about it now, I'm afraid that since then, Shen Bai has been too worried and has no intention of eating.

Wang Jingyu frowned: "You don't have to wrong yourself like this, you still have brothers, you still have a bright future...you don't need to think too much."

Shen Bai: "..."

What the hell is he talking about? Why can't he understand?

Shen Bai: "Speak human words."

Wang Jingyu looked at Shen Bai lovingly like an old father, and closed his mouth like a clam shell.

Shen Bai couldn't bear it anymore: "Choose one between the scope of the final exam and the human language."

Wang Jingyu: "..."

Wang Jingyu looked around nervously, hooked his fingers to Shen Bai, and held up the textbook in his hand. He and Shen Bai held half of the book, and said in a low voice, "I saw it."

Shen Bai didn't understand what he meant: "What did you see?"

"You and your brother." Wang Jingyu looked around again, and continued with the first half of the sentence: "...in the corridor of your apartment, you, you..."

Shen Bai got up, put half of the book in his hand on Wang Jingyu's forehead expressionlessly, and blocked the rest of his words: "Okay, you can shut up now."

"Oh."

Wang Jingyu silenced the sound, opened the book on his forehead, and mouthed to Shen Bai: "You asked me to say this. It doesn't matter, you just fell in love with your brother, brother, I will keep the secret for you. Brother and I Always be your strong backing!"

Shen Bai: "..."

Shen Bai raised his forehead: "What the hell did you make up in your head. He is not my brother, we have no blood relationship, we are in a normal relationship, normal, normal, understand?"

"What?!" Wang Jingyu jumped up in shock, the movement was so loud that the entire classroom could hear: "Aren't you brothers?!"

Sensing the gazes from all directions in the classroom, Shen Bai wanted to beat Wang Jingyu up, this idiot.

Shen Bai was thinking about whether a book could stop Wang Jingyu's mouth, when the front door of the classroom was pushed open, and the teacher walked in with the book in his arms: "Didn't you hear the bell? What are you talking about in class?!"

There was a sudden silence in the big classroom.

Wang Jingyu really wanted to keep asking, but because the teacher was there, he didn't dare to ask, so he twisted and turned in his seat throughout the class, as if someone had nailed the seat.

After finally surviving get out of class, when the teacher left, Wang Jingyu showed his true colors, and hurriedly grabbed Shen Bai: "You two are really not brothers? Then you and your brother, no, your husband, what is going on?"

Seeing Wang Jingyu's posture, if you don't make it clear, you won't let him go.

Shen Bai sighed: "Speak in another place."

***

"... Damn! For a long time, your husband is your online dating partner in that game???" Wang Jingyu sat cross-legged on the bed, and almost fell off the bed after listening to Shen Bai's words.

"Otherwise? Do you really think he is my brother?"

"..."

So what about the torture dramas he imagined? ? ?Wang Jingyu cried out for injustice: "Xiaobai, you pay me for my sleep time, for my dark circles, and for my buns and porridge!!!"

Shen Bai laughed angrily: "Get lost, Dad."

"I don't." Wang Jingyu sneered, "Unless you answer one of my questions honestly, I'll leave."

Shen Bai showed mercy: "Say."

Wang Jingyu was serious: "Are you still a virgin?"

Shen Bai: "...Your skin is itchy, isn't it?"

Shen Bai threw a pillow at Wang Jingyu, hitting Wang Jingyu's face, Wang Jingyu yelled: "Xiaobai, you are guilty!!!"

What a guilty conscience.

Shen Bai grabbed the pillow and smashed it again: "What's wrong with not being a virgin anymore? What's the matter? What's the matter? Do you have a partner? I'm almost 20 years older than some people, and I haven't even held a partner's hand."

Depend on.

Actually people/body/attack.

"There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you ask me if I have a partner?" Wang Jingyu grabbed the pillow and refused to let go: "Wait, Dad, I will definitely send myself out before I turn 20."

Shen Bai snorted softly: "Don't worry, there will always be a girl who comes to you holding a bouquet of flowers, and then gently says to you, "I'm sorry, please let me go."

Wang Jingyu gritted his teeth, and wanted to say something, when he heard the phone in Shen Bai's pocket vibrate, Shen Bai took out the phone and looked at it, the expression on his face immediately restrained.

Wang Jingyu touched his chin: "Your husband?"

Shen Bai ignored him, closed the door and went to the balcony.

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: Wife. 】

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Is get out of class over yet? 】

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg: just get off. 】

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg: you too? 】

[Operation thief six and handsome: almost. 】

[Operation thief six and handsome: I received a call from my mother after class, asking if you received any gifts and if you liked them. 】

Only then did Shen Bai remember that he was harassed by Qin An yesterday, and in the end he even forgot to open the package.

[Don't mess with dad, broken leg: haven't taken it apart yet. 】

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg: When I get back to the apartment, I'll tear it down right away. 】

Qin An chuckled.

[Operator Thief Six and Shuai: No hurry. 】

Having said that, Shen Bai didn't slow down at all. When he returned to the apartment, he found the package on the sofa and carefully opened it.

The package is a bit big and not very heavy. After tearing off the outer package, there is an exquisite gift box inside, with a big black silk bow on the box lid.

Shen Bai was stunned for a moment, could he be too girly?

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Has it been dismantled? 】

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg: immediately. 】

After sending the message, Shen Bai put down the phone, grabbed the edge of the cover with both hands, and took off the cover.

In two or three seconds, Shen Bai closed the lid again.

Qin An waited for a few minutes, but did not wait for Shen Bai to send another message.

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: Wife, haven’t you dismantled it yet? 】

No.

It's done.

But... Shen Bai's eyes drifted back to the gift box. If he read correctly, there was a set of clothes inside, and it was, yes, female, pretending! ! !

Qin An's mother sent him women's clothing? ? ?

He talked with Qin An's mother on the phone, and there was no reason why he couldn't tell that he was a boy.

Shen Bai swiped the phone.

[Don't mess with your father, break your leg: Qin An, I have a serious question for you. 】

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg: Does my voice sound like a girl? 】

The voice of the little ancestor...

Qin An recalled that he was usually crisp and bright, very pleasing to the ear.When loved by him, the tone of his voice will change, slowly becoming soft, waxy and greasy, as if a kitten's fleshy pad is stepping on his heart.

If he loves him so much, he can't even make a sound, and he will only hum pitifully at him with red and moist peach blossom eyes.

Qin An's Adam's apple rolled twice.

[Operation thief six and handsome: not like. 】

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: What? 】

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg: how could aunt...]

Shen Bai took away the gift box, took a photo and sent it to Qin An.

After sending the photos, Qin An didn't respond for a long time.

[Don't mess with your father, break your leg: Qin An]

[Don't mess with your father, break your leg: Qin An? 】

[Operation thief six and handsome: I am here. 】

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg: why don't you reply to my message. 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: I'm thinking]

[Operation thief six and handsome: I went back to school too early yesterday. 】

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg:? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Just leave the clothes alone, you don’t have to worry about it, I’ll take care of the rest. 】

Qin An flipped through the photos sent by Shen Bai with deep eyes, and suddenly thought of something.

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Wife, take out your clothes and see if there is anything else in it. 】

something else?

Although Qin An told him not to care about this gift, but after all it was given by Qin An's mother, Shen Bai didn't dare to do anything with it.He took out his clothes as he said, and sure enough, he saw something under the clothes.

Shen Bai took out the thing, just saw the picture on it clearly, and immediately froze on the spot.

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: What is it? 】

[Don't mess with your father, break your leg: Hei... Heisi? ? ? 】

Shen Bai put back the things in his hands as if burning his hands, and closed the lid of the box.

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg: Did your aunt send it to the wrong person? 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: Impossible. 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: You are the only wife for me, and your daughter-in-law for mother, who else will I give it to you? 】

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg: But these are girls' things, and I don't need them. 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Who said it can't be used? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Clothes are not needed, but black silk can be used as a reference. 】

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg:? 】

Does this thing have any reference value? ? ?

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Wife, it seems that you haven't taken a photo of me with black silk. 】

Shen Bai: "..."

special.

[Don't mess with your father, break your leg: Don't even think about it! ! ! 】

Qin An's eyes were full of smiles, and he was about to coax his little ancestor again when the news of Qin's mother jumped out.

【Mother Qin: Son, have you asked Xiaobai yet? 】

[Operation thief six and handsome: I asked. 】

[Operation thief six and handsome: Mom, did you prepare your gift yourself? 】

Mother Qin was stunned.

【Mother Qin: No, it's Auntie. 】

When Auntie was preparing a gift for Qin's mother, her husband just came back from a business trip. She went to serve soup for her husband. When she heard from her aunt that she bought clothes from a store she usually went to, Qin's mother only thought that it was her who went there. The men's clothing store I went to when I was helping my husband buy clothes, I asked my aunt to send them out without looking at what the clothes were prepared by my aunt.

Now hearing what her son said, Qin's mother suddenly felt uneasy.

【Mother Qin: What, is there any problem with the gift? 】

Qin An was silent for a moment.

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: No. 】

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Mom, what does Xiaobai need, with me, you don’t have to buy it for him in the future, he will feel a burden if you buy it. 】

[Mother Qin: This is not the first time I see my daughter-in-law, so I don't know what to give. 】

[Mother Qin: In order not to stress Xiaobai, I specifically asked my aunt not to send too luxurious and expensive ones. 】

Qin An was helpless.

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: Mom]

【Mother Qin: Okay, okay, mom listens to you.You are the one, you and Xiaobai are not in the same school, you should pay more attention to him at ordinary times, pay attention to make more contacts and relationships, you must know that long-distance relationships are the most prone to problems. 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: I know, Mom. 】

Qin's mother babbled again before quitting WeChat.Qin An switched the chat interface to Shen Bai's side.

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Wife, just shoot for me. 】

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: I am not demanding, take pictures, it would be better if I add a video. 】

Shen Bai: "..."

Is this not too demanding? ? ?

Shen Bai gritted his teeth.

[Don't mess with your father, break your leg: you, don't, too, pass, divide]

[Operation thief six and handsome: don't care. 】

[Operation thief six and handsome: other men have black silk photos of their girlfriends, and I want to have them too. 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: I've already placed an order, remember to sign for the delivery when the time comes. 】

Shen Bai: "..."

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg: What kind of mess did you order? 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: Stockings. 】

[Operation thief six and handsome: black. 】

[Don't mess with your father, break your leg: ... I think you are looking for death. 】

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg: return the order quickly. 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Can't retreat. 】

How can I not be able to return the order I just placed.

Shen Bai wanted to say something else.

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Don’t you love me anymore? 】

[Don't mess with dad, break your leg:? 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: Just don’t call me baby and husband, and don’t even show me the black silk photos. 】

Shen Bai was angry and funny.

[Don't mess with your father, break your leg: Are you stupid, you only call him by his full name when you like someone]

[Don't mess with your father, break your leg: Qin An Qin An Qin An...]

Qin An smiled.

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: Hey, here I am, my little ancestor]