go away don't kiss me

After Shen Bai finished a game and returned to the homepage, he saw more than a dozen invitations to form a team in the message center, and without exception, they all operated Thief Six and Shuai, the fellow Neptune.

Shen Bai: "..."

Revenge on him?

Childish or not.

Shen Baika took a bite of the lollipop, and the sweetness spread across his taste buds, so sweet that he squinted his eyes.

Another invitation to form a team popped up, Shen Bai wanted to see what exactly he was going to do when operating Thief Six and Shuai, so he pressed accept.

[Fragrant and softly sweet: Why did you invite me? 】

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Of course it’s playing games, so could it be that he’s taken a fancy to you? 】

【Sweet and fragrant:...】

In matchmaking, you can choose heroes at the same time, but Shen Bai originally wanted to choose jungler.

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: I'm a jungler, you choose an assistant to follow me]

[Fragrant and softly sweet: Why didn't you help me? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Because I am better at fighting than you, because I am handsome. 】

Where is handsome? ID?

This is so shameless.

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Hurry up. 】

【Sweet and fragrant:...】

Shen Baishou replaced Lian Po as his assistant.

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome:? 】

[Fragrant and softly sweet:? 】

[Operation thief six and handsome: You are a woman, can you play a hero like a woman? ? ? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Change to Yao. 】

[Fragrant and softly sweet: I'm a man. 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: Alright, man. 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Change to Yao. 】

It's like playing the piano to a cow.

With five seconds left in the match, Shen Bai replaced Lian Po with Yao, with the ability to kill.

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome:? 】

[Fragrant and softly sweet: Isn't it the Yao you want? 】

It's true that he wanted Yao, but he didn't let Dai kill him?

What's the use of killing Yaodai? ? ?Kowtow? ? ?

Shen Bai really planned to kowtow.

Ever since he played games, he has always played C-position output, and he hasn't played support for anyone yet. Let him play support?impossible.

In fact, Shen Bai also carried out the head-grabbing to the end, and went out to arrest people by operating Thief Six and Shuai, who was surrounded and killed by operating Thief Six and Shuai.

In the first 10 minutes, he had the best record in the game.

Qin An squeezed his knuckles.

[Operation thief six and handsome: you go down. 】

Everyone can see what he said.

Shen Baigang manipulated Yao to jump off the head of Thief Six and Shuai, when the opposite jungler Li Bai sent a message.

[Li Bai: Since your CP doesn't want you anymore, Princess Yaoyao, come with me. 】

[Li Bai: I'll give you the blue, I'll give you the head, and I'll take you to fly a kite in the canyon...]

[Fragrant and softly sweet: Who are you? 】

Who wants to fly a kite with you.

Shen Bai held down the voice to switch to text, but he didn't speak yet.

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Fly a der's kite. 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: He's a man. 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: Take it out and it’s bigger than you! 】

【Li Bai:...】

【Sweet and fragrant:...】

[Li Bai: Excuse me! 】

Shen Bai laughed angrily.

This operation thief six is ​​handsome and crazy, right?

Shen Bai felt that he would be an idiot if he accepted the invitation to form a team with the handsome Thief Six again.

As soon as the game was over, Shen Bai exited the team room, and the thief six and Shuai sent another team invitation, but he refused directly.

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome:? 】

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Why don't you enter the room? 】

[Fragrant and softly sweet: have the face to ask? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Because I won't let you ride on my head? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Or because of what I said to Li Bai? 】

Still a little self-aware...

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Did I say something wrong? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Are you actually younger than him? ! ! ! 】

Shen Bai: "..." What the hell.

Get out! ! ! ! ! ! !

Shen Bai didn't care about operating Thief Six and he was handsome, and he didn't quit the game. He threw the lollipops that were eaten with sticks into the trash can, grabbed his clothes and went to the bathroom to wash off the smell of hot pot.

The hot water splashed, and the water vapor filled the air.

Through the frosted glass door, one can vaguely see a slender figure standing under the hot water nozzle.

Shen Bai went to school earlier than his peers, he is not yet full this year, he is still a minor, and the lines of his body are still a little immature, so he could easily be mistaken for a junior high school student.

***

Once again, the message came to nothing. Qin An stepped on the floor, twisted his neck, and a smile flashed through his dark eyes.

You Lie came into the dormitory with the supper packed for him by others: "Brother Qin, come, good stuff."

Qin An staggered his gaze: "What?"

You Lie raised the things in his other hand: "Wine. I entrusted others to buy it. There are a dozen and a half. Tonight we will be in the dormitory to keep getting drunk."

The university management of non-government colleges and universities is actually quite loose. As long as the disturbance is not excessive, the dormitory management and the school will not take care of it.The boys in the dormitory all like to drink, and they come here every now and then.

If someone is drunk and encounters a sleep inspection, other people will help to cover up, and everything has been safe so far.

You Lie put out the wine, put it in cans, and filled the table with some fresh fruits.

Qin An took a bottle casually, opened the mouth of the can with his fingers, and took a sip with his head up: "I want this bottle is enough, you can drink the rest."

You Lie: "???"

This is enough?

One must know that Qin An can drink much more than the rest of them. In the past, a group of people went outside to sing K, and all the people in a room passed out. Only Qin An, who drank the most, had nothing to do.

In Qin An's original words, he has been drinking wine as water since he was a child, no matter how much he drinks, he will never get drunk.

Considering this, You Lie bought the dozen and a half mostly for Qin An: "Brother Qin, are you sure you don't want a few more bottles? I also bought a barbecue, just in time for wine."

Qin An shook his wrist, and the empty cans rattled: "No, I just want to drink one bottle."

Fine.

It's not good for You Lie to persuade.

The other two people in the dormitory hadn't come back yet. You Lie waited for a while, getting a little impatient, and logged into his account to play games.

"Brother Qin, I saw you are online, how about a double row?"

"No." The opened can of wine was at hand, Qin An took a sip and didn't touch it again: "I'm waiting for someone."

wait?

"Who are you waiting for?" Except for the brothers in their dormitory, You Lie has never seen Qin An wait for anyone, and others wait for him almost as well.

Qin An: "Sweet and fragrant."

You Lie: "Huh? This ID sounds familiar, who is it?"

After a few seconds, You Lie jumped up from the chair, looking at Qin An as if he had seen a ghost.

Qin An was puzzled: "What's your expression?"

"No." You Lie organized the language: "Brother Qin, why are you still playing with that little rookie? What's so good about her, why not play with our brothers."

Qin An said "um", noncommittal.

Seeing his indifference, You Lie said again: "She is a real pit, a giant pit. You should know that you have teamed up with her before. Play Yao belt to kill, don't brush shields, just grab heads. Cooperate and cooperate No, fight in groups to send them off, four against six in the overall situation, even two big dragons can't be saved."

You Lie: "Really, brother, listen to my persuasion, and run away when you meet Xiangxiang and Ruantian."

There is no one who can play with Xiangxiang Ruanruan Tian.

There is no such thing as sweet and fragrant, unless it is a god.

You Lie also checked the ID of Xiangxiang Ruanruantian after the fact.

Xiangxiangruanruantian is not the first day to deceive people. I don’t know how many people have been cheated by her. There are actually some people on the Internet who cut out a collection of videos of Xiangxiangruanruantian cheating people. Can make people's blood pressure soar.

Anyone with hands can't play her tricks, throwing a handful of rice on the screen, and the position of the chicken is better than her.

Qin An curled his lips slightly: "Is it really that bad?"

"If you don't believe me, I'll send you a collection of videos." You Lie just did what he said, dug out the network disk storage, and sent the collection of videos to Qin An online: "After watching the video, if you can still be firm in your original intention, I can only Say, bro, awesome!"

Qin An: "..."

The video collection is not very long, but there are many clips. After watching a few clips, Qin An stopped watching.

You Lie spread his hands: "Am I right?"

Qin An took a sip of wine from the can.

You Lie: "Just keep this kind of little rookie black. If I want to bring a girl, the Chinese language and literature department flowers are not readily available..."

"It's not necessary." Qin An interrupted him: "There's nothing wrong with being fragrant and soft."

nothing wrong?

You Lie watched the automatically played video, and then looked at Qin An's calm and handsome face, and reasonably suspected that Qin An might be speaking ironically.

Qin An turned off the video and saw that Xiangxiang's soft sweetness showed that he was still in the game, so he sent another invitation, but was prompted by the system "You have already invited the other party, please invite again in 5 minutes" before stopping.

You Lie who watched the whole process: "..."

***

When the two roommates returned to the dormitory, You Lie was still playing games, and Qin An was sitting at the computer desk, but he was not playing games, but the screen displayed the game homepage.

"How can you two row behind our backs, and don't wait for us."

You Lie raised his hands to let the talking roommate see his game teammate ID to prove his innocence: "We don't have a double row. I'm in a single row, and Brother Qin is waiting for a girl."

The two roommates looked at each other, and saw obscenity/obscenity from each other's faces.

"Brother Qin, there is a situation."

"What about the fart." Qin An's tone was flat, and after the prohibition time passed, he sent another invitation to form a team.

"Huh~ Pretending." The roommate who spoke before said, "I asked you to wear flowers before, and you were so unhappy, but you were very active with other girls and didn't admit it. Could it be that the girls are too soft to let go?" hand?"

"Brother Qin, when did you become so conscientious?"

"Don't speculate about me maliciously, what if I think the same as you?" Being rejected again, Qin An lazily "tsk": "And I have always had a conscience, and I keep myself very clean."

This is the truth, don't look at Qin Anlang returning to the waves, he is merciless towards those he doesn't like.

Take Xihua from the Department of Chinese Language and Literature as an example. Even though she lowered her figure, she treated him so lowly that he still didn't give her a second look.

Lang's heart is like iron, tsk.

After being banned for another 5 minutes, Qin An put his hands on the back of his neck, moved his neck, and opened the private message.

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: My WeChat. 】

[Operation thief six and handsome: remember to write big brother in the remarks when adding. 】