go away don't kiss me

Shen Bai's heart skipped a beat when he was hit by these three consecutive questions.

Oh wow.

He forgot about it.

[Fragrant and softly sweet: Can't you go to adult university? 】

[Xiangxiang is soft and sweet: You believe what I say, why are you so naive. 】

The fart's adult colleges have all gone to this point, and the little thing is still stubborn.

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: How old are you? 】

【Sweet and fragrant: 26】

[Operation thief six:? 】

[Sweet and fragrant: ... 22? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Awesome, are you anti-human?Everyone else grows bigger and bigger, but you live in reverse and grow smaller? 】

Shen Bai: "..."

How can a man talk so much nonsense.

However, since he is still in college, it means he is an adult and should be about the same age as him, so Qin An decided to ask in another direction.

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Is there any other truth in what your classmate said? 】

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Are you still in Hunan? 】

It's too pale.

[Fragrant, soft and sweet: Basically all of them. 】

It seems that except for age, other aspects are not lying.

That's okay.

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: For the sake of not agreeing to the green tea request, let me let you go for now. 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: If you find out that you lied to me again, don't even want it anymore. 】

Shen Bai was puzzled.

[Sweet and fragrant: What kind of green tea? 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: That peach on the opposite side of the game just now is obviously a ulterior motive...]

Qin An recalled it.

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Didn't you notice? 】

[Fragrant and softly sweet: What did you find? 】

[Operator Thief Six and Shuai: You answer me first, why didn't you agree to her? 】

[Xiangxiang softly sweet: Someone sent me a message, I went to read the message, but I didn't have time to reply. 】

[Operation thief six and handsome: ...don't tell me you plan to agree to her. 】

Qin An gritted his teeth and wanted to say something when the phone suddenly vibrated.

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: I'll deal with you later. 】

Qin An took his phone to read the news.

[Found it, it's the same IP address, it should be a small account. 】

Qin An turned off the phone, turned back and stared at the computer screen for a few seconds.

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Tell me, how do you remind CP that someone else is a mistress and that you want to plot against her significant other? 】

[Explain? 】

[Operation thief six and handsome: just tried it, it doesn't work. 】

[Then there is only one way left, to demonstrate it to her personally. 】

demo?

Qin An rested his hands on the keyboard, thoughtful.

【Why do you ask this?Have a CP? 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: Don't gossip. 】

【All right, all right, I don't gossip, so can I ask something serious?Do you still want your internet cafe?The number of visits to Internet cafes throughout the year can be counted on the fingers. Are you the boss or am I the boss? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Any comments? 】

[How dare you.It's just that you have to figure out that I only take care of it on my behalf, are you not afraid that I will turn the customer into the master? 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: You can't reverse it with your ability.I'll see you again when I'm on vacation. 】

After cutting out WeChat, Qin An looked at You Lie who was playing a game on the opposite side: "Your account..."

You Lie: "What?"

Thinking of what he just said yesterday, Qin An changed his mind and said, "Will you learn to speak like green tea?"

You Lie: "???"

"Forget it, when I..."

"Wait, there are not many things these days, but green tea is the most. Is it not easy to learn the language of tea? There are many on the Internet, and I will find it for you."

In a few seconds, You Lie took screenshots and sent dozens of them to Qin An. Qin An casually glanced at them, logged off immediately, and logged on to Glory of the King with an account number to search for Xiangxiang Ruanruantian.

Xiangxiang Ruanruantian hasn't gone offline yet, and hasn't opened another game. The account shows that it's online, and Qin An immediately sends a friend request.

About 2 minutes, the fragrance is soft and sweet before agreeing.

Then send a team invitation, two or three seconds, "accept" under the delicious and soft dessert.

Xiang Xiang Ruan Tian didn't turn on the microphone, nor sent any text messages. After entering the room, Qin An waited for a while, and didn't wait for a word before starting the game.

[Sweet and sweet: What kind of assistance do you want? 】

[It's because you didn't understand: miss, don't worry about me, you can play whatever position you want, I can be your exclusive support, and only protect you. 】

Xiangxiang was softly sweet and was silent for two seconds.

[Fragrant and softly sweet: I'm still assisting. 】

[Fragrant and softly sweet: Sun Bin, can you? 】

[It's because you didn't understand: that's fine. 】

[It's because you didn't understand: Young lady can play anything, just follow me, I will protect you. 】

The three teammates who were randomly matched couldn't stand it anymore.

[Third floor: Are there couples on the first and second floors?Tired and crooked, can you consider the feelings of single dogs? 】

[It's because you didn't understand: No, Miss Sister and I are just friends, don't say that, Miss Sister's boyfriend will be upset if he finds out. 】

After the news was sent out, Qin An himself had goose bumps all over his body.

Too much tea.

[Fragrant and softly sweet: It's okay. 】

[Xiangxiang softly sweet: I don't have a boyfriend, only a game CP. 】

[Third floor: Oh~ I understand]

[Fourth Floor: Oh~ I understand]

[Fifth floor: Oh~ I understand]

Three messages were sent out at the same time like a repeater, and the scene was quite self-evident. Sitting in front of the computer, Qin An squeezed his fingers, stared at the pink head on the first floor, and moved his cheeks.

After loading the page for a short time, entering the game, Qin An entered the blue area with his fragrant, soft and sweet Sun Bin, and beat the blue buff to blood.

[It's because you didn't understand: Young lady, I'll give you blue]

Sun Bin took the blue, and Qin An hit the red zone with a fragrant and soft sweet.

[It's because you didn't understand: Young lady, I'll give you red. 】

On the game screen, the assistant Sun Bin is stepping on the red and blue double BUFF, and the jungler is Athena, whose feet are empty, which is still not enough.

[It's because you didn't understand: miss, do you want buff?I'll take you across to get it. 】

Shen Bai looked at the fact that you haven't reached level four after searching the two wild areas because you didn't understand, and felt that this person's brain might be flooded.

It's because you didn't know how to play. Go down the road and eat a river crab to rise to level [-], and brush the tyrant in the dragon pit nearby.

[It's because you didn't understand: don't you play games with CP?Why doesn't Miss Sister play with CP? 】

[Xiangxiang is soft and sweet: He is in a hurry to reincarnate, but he is not here. 】

[It's because you didn't understand: the young lady will play with me, your CP won't mind, right? 】

[Fragrant and softly sweet: He doesn't mind. 】

……

The enemy Nakanosuke saw them opening the dragon from the small map, and hurried over from the middle road and the river. Qin An took down the tyrant who was beaten to the brim with a punishment, and retreated from the dragon pit under the acceleration of Sun Bin's second skill, and changed the road Arrests.

Qin An in front of the computer narrowed his eyes slightly, God damn it doesn't mind, treat him as dead?

Qin An looked down at the screenshot sent by You Lie, why was it different from what was written above?

Qin An turned his head and asked You Lie: "Are you sure you didn't make a mistake?"

"No." It was all online, and he didn't move a word.

Qin An gave a "tsk", tilted his head back, and continued to follow the screenshots.

The phone vibrating at hand.

[How is the effect? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: It's not good, I'm almost running away with the wild man. 】

【…】

Helped the top lane to catch it once, and the wild monsters in the wild area were respawned. Qin An manipulated Athena to return to the wild area. Just as Sun Bin was about to get the blue buff, the jungler and mid laner on the opposite side came to fight against the wild.

The jungler on the opposite side is Zhuge Liang, Qin An was buffed once, and his blood bar was not enough, so he moved to the back of the jungler on the opposite side under the timely second skill given by Xiangxiang Ruanruantian, and cut off the jungler.

When he was about to go back to cut Zhuge Liang, the CD of Zhuge Liang's ult was refreshed again, and he threw a ult.

When Qin An subconsciously manipulated Athena to retreat, Xiangxiang softly gave him a second skill, and at the same time accelerated to Athena to block Zhuge Liang's attack for him.

Sun Bin's second skill has the effect of raising blood, and Qin An escaped.

[It's because you didn't understand: So the young lady really doesn't have a boyfriend? 】

[It's because you didn't understand: Then can I be Miss Sister's boyfriend? 】

On the game page, Sun Bin flapped his wings and followed Athena, but stopped when he heard the words, probably typing.

[Fragrant and softly sweet: Yes. 】

Qin An: "???"

Say it again? ? ?

Qin An's Athena walked to the red zone and backed away.

[It's because you didn't understand: Really? 】

[Fragrant and softly sweet: True. 】

……

You Lie quit the game after playing a game, and saw Brother Qin sitting in front of the computer, his face getting darker and darker, as if he caught his wife cheating on the spot/Lao Wang next door.

You Lie glanced at his computer screen, the game was over, Qin An exited the team room and returned to the game homepage.

You Lie tremblingly: "Qin, Brother Qin, are you okay?"

"Me?" Qin An didn't lift his eyelids, and his voice didn't fluctuate: "I'm fine."

You Lie almost cried in fright.

Qin An swiped his phone.

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: You are really good at messing around with other people behind my back. 】

***

Just as Shen Bai turned off the computer, he was saving the phone that was bombarded by his sister's news. When a new message popped up, he raised his eyes and didn't click on it.

[I have a reason for my food: I have received the special products sent to Changsha, Hunan.They didn't send me the hot pot bottom ingredients, no matter how many specialty products are, they will lose their souls. 】

[As long as you have your hands: Can you finish the hot pot by yourself? 】

[As long as you have a hand: I will bring it to you during the winter vacation. 】

[I'm justified: You promised to come and stay with me on vacation? 】

[As long as you have a hand: Anyway, there is nothing to do if you stay at home, you can stay until the New Year. 】

During the Chinese New Year, Shen's father and Shen's mother will go home, and Shen Bai may go back to celebrate the New Year with them.

[As long as you have your hands: what else do you want to eat, send it to me, and buy it when you have time. 】

Shen Xin burst into kissing emojis.

Shen Bai couldn't help rolling his eyes.

[As long as you have a hand: post another emoji to block it. 】

【I'm justified:...】

The hair was blown by the heater, and it was already dry. Shen Bai rubbed his hair, cut the page to the WeChat homepage, and saw the news that the operator Thief Six is ​​handsome.

[As long as you have hands: Are you two the same person? 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome:? 】

[As long as you have hands: your intimacy is fine. 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: ...]