go away don't kiss me

Someone passed by in front of the barbecue restaurant, Shen Bai lowered his head slightly, the mask was pulled down to his chin, many people cast their gazes at him.

[As long as you have hands: shut up, you, you are mad at me, are you an orphan? 】

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Looks like he can't die. 】

[Operation thief six and handsome: as long as you don't die, get on the number. 】

[As long as you have hands: soft hands and feet, no strength]

[Operation thief six and handsome: weakness of limbs, polio/paralysis]

Shen Bai: "..."

roll.

Through the gust of wind, the slightly congested nasal cavity can breathe much more smoothly, and his cheeks and fingers are glowing hot.Shen Bai casually threw the phone into his pocket and plunged into the barbecue shop.

The meat on the grill was served again, Zhou Changchuan was joking with his girlfriend, Wang Jingyu was drinking beer with two other roommates, and there were already several empty wine bottles in front of him.

The alcohol content of the bottle is not high. Chongqing people like to have a few bottles when they eat hot pot or barbecue. It is one of the must-have drinks on the table.

Shen Bai pulled down the mask again, and sat down in his original position.

Wang Jingyu turned his head to the side: "Xiaobai, do you want to have a few mouthfuls?"

The smell of wine is mixed with the smell of barbecue, and the smell is stronger, Shen Bai frowned: "I have a cold, don't drink it."

Shen Bai got up to get a drink, Zhou Changchuan's girlfriend glanced in his direction, and said to Zhou Changchuan, "I'm going to get some dessert."

The food area and beverage area of ​​the barbecue restaurant are connected together. To ensure the freshness of the dishes and drinks, most of them are placed in the refrigerator.Shen Bai turned around, but couldn't find a normal temperature drink, so he just took a bottle of frozen one.

"Drinking ice when you are sick is not good for your health."

Shen Bai glanced sideways, Zhou Changchuan's girlfriend was standing by the refrigerator with a plate of small cakes, seeing him looking over, her eyes moved from his hands to his face.

There is a light on the top of the freezer, the light is soft, covering Shen Bai's eyebrows and eyes, the upper eyelids are curved, and the inner corners of the eyes are deep, the girl named Hua Youzhu still couldn't help but miss a beat in her heart.

The girl smiled and said: "Do you need to ask the shopkeeper to find out if there is room temperature?"

"It's not necessary." Shen Bai closed the refrigerator door, turned around and wanted to leave.

The girl said: "Student Shen Bai, can you give me a contact information?"

Shen Bai: "?"

Zhou Changchuan's girlfriend came to him and asked for his contact information?

Shen Bai frowned: "You are looking for the wrong person, it should be Zhou Changchuan's, not mine."

The girl was stunned for a moment, and then realized: "No, student Shen Bai, don't get me wrong, the contact information is not for me. I wonder if student Shen Bai still remembers Wen Ling?"

Wen Ling?

Shen Bai: "Who?"

The girl saw that Shen Bai's expression didn't look like she was pretending, so she put it another way: "It's the girl who gave you water during the physical education class in the gymnasium yesterday."

Shen Bai is not good at remembering people, he no longer remembers what the girl looked like yesterday, but he did not forget the bottle of water, Shen Bai said "um": "What?"

"We are in the same mixed dormitory. She likes Shen Bai very much and has followed you for a long time. Can Shen Bai give her your contact information?"

The girl looked considerate: "She is very sensible and not clingy, I promise, she will not disturb you."

Shen Bai was good-looking, and since he was a child, he was often asked for his contact information. When he first entered university, after he appeared in military training, more people asked for his phone number.

Shen Bai lowered his eyes, squeezed the water bottle in his hand, and unscrewed the cap: "I have a date."

girl:"?"

Shen Bai is a man of the day on campus, any slight disturbance can make the whole school know, if Shen Bai has a partner, it is impossible not to be known.

Seeing that the girl obviously didn't believe it, Shen Bai took out his phone, boarded the king, opened the friends bar, saw that only the operator Thief Six and Shuai was online, and sent him a message.

[Fragrant and soft sweet: Agree quickly]

Then, click into the backpack, use the rename card to change the ID to: Operation Thief Shuai Qie Liu, give the operation thief Liu Qi Shuai a gift to increase intimacy, and send it to couple relationship binding.

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome:? 】

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Did you have a fever and burn out your brain? 】

[Operator Thief Shuaiqiqi: Grandpa, I am very well]

[Operator Thief Handsome and Six: I'm not afraid that you won't be embarrassed if you don't have CP]

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Didn't you say you're a man?I am even more embarrassed by the two old men]

[Operator Thief Shuai Qiqi: Anyway, no one knows. 】

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Are you a ghost? 】

Shen Bai: "..."

[Operation Thief Shuai Qiqi: If you don't agree to pull it down, I'll find someone else]

As soon as the message was sent out, the system prompts "You have successfully bonded with the operator Thief Six and Shuai as a couple." Next to the ID, there is a number on the heart representing the level of intimacy: 2.

Shen Bai chuckled lightly, pulled out the relationship table, and let the girls see the couple relationship column representing the couple's love: "I'm CP."

Girls don't play kings, and don't know the difference between game CP and real objects. They only saw the word "couple", thinking that Shen Bai really has a partner, and smiled apologetically: "I'm sorry, I was too abrupt, when I have nothing. said."

The girl glanced at the table with Zhou Changchuan and the others: "Let's go back."

Back at the seat, the barbecue on the grill was changed again, not even a scrap of meat was left for Shen Bai.

Wang Jingyu drank a little too much, half of him leaned on the back of Shen Bai's chair, Shen Bai lightly sucked the mouth of the bottle, and looked at him lightly: "Get up."

Wang Jingyu not only couldn't let go, but also hugged Shen Bai's neck and didn't let go. If Shen Bai hadn't stopped in time, the water would have splashed all over him.

Resisting the urge to throw Wang Jingyu out, Shen Bai pushed Wang Jingyu's big head toward his neck, and sat down on the seat.

The king hasn't quit yet.

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: Where is the person? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Throw away after use? 】

Shen Bai tilted his head, typing with difficulty with one hand.

[Operator Shuai Qiqi: What do you want to do? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: I said it, two stars short of Glory]

[Operator Thief Shuai Qiqi: OK, Grandpa will take you to lie down]

Wang Jingyu leaned against him like a dead pig. Shen Bai used to have one hand, but when he was leaned on again, his hands were completely useless in an instant. He pushed Wang Jingyu to his own seat and sat down.

***

On Saturday, the number of online kings will only increase, and the double row will advance in seconds.

[Third floor: The ID on the first and second floors...brother? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Pro CP]

[Third floor: ...]

After the two sides have selected heroes, there will be a short loading page before entering the game, and various relationship displays can be seen.Looking at the third floor, the first and second floors are really fucking couples.

Shen Bai still played as a support, and the start was fairly peaceful, the opponent didn't invade the jungle and came to grab the jungle.

Shen Bai's Sun Bin followed the handsome and handsome King of Lanling to fight the blue BUFF peacefully. The blood bar of the blue BUFF fell to about one-fifth of the remaining one-fifth. blue.

This is... Let Lan give it to him?

so kind?

Shen Bai was skeptical, and continued to tie A. There was still some blood left in the blue buff, and he tied A again, and the blue buff... The blue buff came to the handsome Lanling King who operated Thief Six.

[The operation is handsome and six:? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Thank you for playing blue]

I'm so...

Is punishment for you to use it like this? ? ?

Shen Bai stopped in the grass for a while, and manipulated Sun Bin to help AD on the development road.

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Come back. 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: The next blue is for you. 】

Shen Bai manipulated Sun Bin to return.

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: How old are you this year? 】

[Operator Shuai Qiqi: Why are you asking this? 】

Shen Bai thought about the ages of him and his sister.

[Operation Thief Shuaiqi 36:[-]]

Qin An's hand almost flew out of the keyboard.

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: How much? ? ? 】

[Operation Thief Shuai Qie 36: [-], are you deaf? 】

[Operating Thief Six and Handsome: ...]

Going to book an Internet cafe at night, You Lie and the other two roommates are crazily trying to catch up on sleep, only Qin An is awake in the dormitory.

Every dormitory in the school is equipped with heating, which is controlled by the students themselves.

The doors and windows of the dormitory were locked, and Qin An was in single clothes and trousers, with cotton mops on his feet, and his hands on the back of his neck. He leaned on the seat for a few minutes, manipulating King Lanling to turn around, and Sun Bin, who was following him, to turn around.

[The operation is handsome and six:? 】

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Leave me alone. 】

Shen Bai looked at the handsome man who operated Thief Six like a tail, and was speechless for a while, what's wrong, the jungler is following the support, who is the support?

Being so delayed, the enemy jungler Han Xin went around from the red buff area to the middle lane, trying to catch the mage in the middle lane. Shen Bai saw the whereabouts of the enemy jungler on the small map, and immediately went to the middle lane.

The enemy jungler also saw him. King Lanling, who was operating Thief Six, was already invisible. He thought that Shen Bai was the only one, so he didn't take it seriously. He planned to cut off the mage first and then Sun Bin.

Unexpectedly, before the skill was thrown out, he was stunned by the mark of Lanling King, and took one set away.

[(All) Han Xin:? 】

[(All) Han Xin: King Lanling, you don't help the middle lane, the bottom lane, or the top lane, so what are you doing with the support? 】

Qin An squeezed his fingers.

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: Guard my old BABY. 】

Shen Bai almost couldn't hold the phone, he read the English word back and forth three times.

[The operation is handsome and six: old BABY? 】

[Operator Thief Six and Handsome: Otherwise? 】

[Operation Thief Six and Handsome: You are already 36, so why don't you still call you little BABY? 】

[Operation thief six and handsome: Do you think it is suitable? 】

Shen Bai: "..."

***

Operate Thief Six and Shuai said to protect and guard, and followed Shen Bai throughout the game. Han Xin came to arrest Shen Bai several times, but was caught by/operating Thief Six and Shuai. In the later stage, Han Xin turned around and left when he saw Shen Bai's Sun Bin.

[(All) Han Xin: Get out. 】

With the end of the round, the barbecue is coming to an end.

[Operation Thief Shuai Qiqi: Remember to terminate the relationship between the couple. 】

Having paid the bill in advance, Shen Bai casually put away his phone, shook Wang Jingyu awake, and the group left the barbecue restaurant.

Wang Jingyu shook his dizzy head: "Xiaobai, where are you going?"

Shen Bai pulled up his mask without turning his head: "Specialty shop."

There are many specialties in Chongqing, and Shen Bai couldn't buy all of them, so he could only buy a little.

When scanning the QR code to pay, Shen Bai took out his mobile phone and found that the game hadn't been refunded yet, and more than [-] unread messages popped up in the message center.

Shen Bai opened in doubt.

[Operating Thief Six and Shuai will give you ten intimate roses]

[Operating Thief Six and Shuai will give you twenty intimate roses]

[Operating Thief Six and Shuai will give you forty intimate roses]

……

Looking at the intimacy again, it suddenly changed from 2 to 5.