His Majesty is my ex-boyfriend

The anecdote of the young master sitting on the side of the dragon chair eating melon seeds in the Wangyue Tower quickly spread throughout the palace. No one knew how this luthier who had only been in the palace for a few days could suddenly be so favored.

What is the place on the side of the dragon chair? That is the seat that only the empress is qualified to sit in. Even the most famous imperial concubine in the harem can't get her hands on it.

It's just such a seat that was held up to the altar by a woman in the harem, but a man who came out of nowhere was sitting on it, and still sitting on it and eating melon seeds? !It is simply unreasonable!

But there are also good people guessing, is it possible that His Majesty is planning to establish a male queen?Because since two years ago, His Majesty no longer favored Yingying Yanyan in the harem, and everyone still had some subtle guesses at that time.

But now this Mr. Lin stays in the White Deer Palace at night, and it seems that he has been lucky - the maid of the White Deer Palace said that Mr. Lin got up that morning with hickeys all over his neck.

For a moment, the eyes of others looking at Bai Lu became mysterious, as if they were secretly trying to figure out something ambiguous.

Bai Lu was so angry that his teeth were itchy, and while there was no one else in the room, he grabbed Chu Ya's skirt and asked viciously, "You did it on purpose, right?! You lured me into Qingya even though you knew that only the queen could sit in that seat." Dian, let me sit on it, are you sick!"

Chu Ya looked at him sincerely: "Sorry, I didn't know that seat belonged to the queen."

"Shut up! You've been here for two years, don't you know? The ghosts believe it! Do you know what's going on in the palace now? They say you want to make me a concubine. Do you know how big it is for a tough guy? insult?!"

Chu Ya calmly waited for him to vent, and then asked abruptly, "Is this not good?"

Bai Lu was taken aback for a moment, obviously he did not expect Chu Ya to ask such a question, he frowned, "Do you know what you are talking about?"

This is tantamount to saying that you stabbed me with a knife, and you still smiled and asked if this is not good, you can go to heaven and enjoy the blessings?

Bai Lu couldn't help but reached out and touched Chu Ya's face, "Are you running a fever? Why are you talking nonsense? We've already broken up, understand, who wants to be rumored about having an affair with an ex-boyfriend?"

Chu Ya looked at him calmly, and said unhurriedly: "You also said before that we are even, Chu Shen killed your mother, you also caused him to enter the ICU, you lied to me for three years ,I also……"

Chu Ya paused for a moment, with a strange expression on his face, "I also shot at you, since it's all evened out, why can't we start over?"

Bai Lu was shocked. He thought about it, but he couldn't figure out how Chu Ya could justify this bunch of nonsense. up.

"..." Bai Lu couldn't organize his words for a while, so he raised his hand to signal Chu Ya to shut up first, he pressed his painful forehead, a little confused and crazy, as if he couldn't understand Chu Ya.

"I said, is your brain broken? Are you a pervert?!"

Obviously, the two have different understandings of the concept of 'even'.

What Bai Lu thought was that the two owed nothing to each other, and never saw each other again. As a qualified ex, he should search for traces like a dead person and never cheat on the corpse.

But Chu Ya doesn't think so. He thinks that after the balance, all the causes and effects of hatred will be eliminated, so why don't we start dating again happily.

"In short, either you are sick or I am sick, and you are more likely to be sick!"

Just as Bai Lu said, a certain nerve in Chu Ya's brain may really be different from normal people, it belongs to the kind that half-stepped into the ranks of perverts.

Moreover, Chu Ya is the kind of person who is so indifferent that he can easily resolve hatred. Bai Lu sent Chu Shen to the intensive care unit with a knife, but Chu Ya didn't care about it.

After all, the Chu family is a family that puts interests first, and the relationship between father and son is very weak. In addition, Chu Shen's behavior is really unflattering. Chu Ya has no family affection at all.To use an inappropriate analogy, the Chu family is no different from the most ruthless emperor's family. Chu Ya's ability to easily adapt to life in the palace has a lot to do with his own growth environment.

What Chu Ya hated was Bai Lu's use and deception of him, but thinking about it now, as long as Bai Lu stayed by his side, those were nothing.Fake?If you are fake, you have to leave it to me!

——Yes, Chu Ya's thinking is so abnormal.

Bai Lu took a deep breath, barely suppressing the irritable emotions in his heart, and pointed at him fiercely with a finger, "Anyway, hurry up and deal with those rumors, don't let them talk nonsense."

Chu Ya seemed to be powerless, and spread his hands, "The lives of women in the harem are boring, so they like to chat about these after dinner, and I can't control it."

"A harem?" Bai Lu opened his eyes slightly, "You actually have a harem? Fuck! I'm so envious... No, it's really hateful!"

Chu Ya pretended not to hear Bai Lu's true heart, and smiled lightly, "When I came, there were already many concubines in the harem, and I wanted to dismiss them, but the old officials in the court said that the rules handed down from the Chu Dynasty are Only when a queen is established can the harem be disbanded, and there must be people in the harem."

"..."

Bai Lu is now allergic to the word 'Queen', and feels hairy when he hears it. He rubbed his arms and said impatiently: "I want to move out, anyway, I can't live in the same room with you. Otherwise, people will always gossip."

As soon as these words came out, Chu Ya's eyes suddenly flashed a bit of cold displeasure, but he quickly lowered his eyes to cover up the past.

"Okay, then you sleep next door tonight."

Bai Lu didn't expect him to agree so readily, although his original plan was to move out of the White Hart Palace, which would be more beneficial for his escape.

But it's not bad to be able to move to the next door. Bai Lu has been with Chu Ya for three years, and he is very familiar with his eyes. He knows that he is not happy anymore. For the sake of his own safety, it is best not to push too far.

That night, the maids cleared out the bedroom next door. Chu Ya was probably busy with political affairs and didn't bother him.

In the middle of the night, Bai Lu didn't sleep, and rummaged through the room in the bedroom.

He wanted to find out where the sachet containing the poison was placed. It would be better to take that dangerous 'time bomb' away together, and then dig a random hole in the wilderness to bury it.

From now on, no matter what assassin or Chu Ya, or any troublesome things, he will lean to the sidelines. He had a hard life in his previous life, but in this life he wants to live a chic and happy life.

However, after searching for a long time, Bai Lu couldn't find the sachet, probably put away by the maid along with the clothes.At this time, if I go to ask them again, I'm afraid it will cause extra problems and cause suspicion. Bai Lu thought about it, and decided to ignore it, and run away first.

He changed into black clothes on purpose, tied up his cuffs that were too big and obstructive with a ribbon, and then wrote a farewell letter on the table:

"The sea is wide and the sky is high, let me fly. If you leave, don't look for me. If you look for me, I will scold you."

A blindly corrected ancient poem exhausted his not-so-rich cultural reserves.

Bai Lu pressed the note with his teacup, ran to the door again, looked through the crack of the door at the eunuchs and guards outside, then closed the door softly, walked to the bed, and used the quilt and pillows to pretend that there was someone on the bed The illusion of sleeping.

The finger-sized, peach blossom-shaped jade belt hook on the bed curtain seemed to be quite valuable. Bai Lu untied it casually, stuffed it into his pocket, and put down the thin bed curtain, vaguely covering it up. inside the bed.

After all this was done, Bai Lu let out a sigh of relief, brushed away the broken hair on his forehead with his fingers, his gaze became firm, and he turned around and jumped out of the window.

第10章出师未捷身先死，船到桥头自然沉更新：2021-05-0108:34:5316条吐槽

Tonight, the moonlight is dim, and the insects are buzzing, as if God is helping him.Although it was not to the point where he couldn't see his fingers, Bai Lu was dressed in black, almost blending into the darkness.

Bai Lu walked along the base of the wall. He was always wandering around these days, and basically figured out the road in the palace.Speaking of which, thanks to that rumor, people now think that he is being favored, so no one dares to stop him no matter where he goes.

He came to the back garden of White Deer Palace in the dark. There was a willow tree growing next to the wall. Bai Lu skillfully stepped on the rough tree trunk and climbed up. With one leap, he landed firmly on the wall.

Bai Lu keenly noticed that although Lin Xiaoan's body was not strong, it was quite light, and it really lived up to his name, as flexible as a white deer.

He lowered his body and lay on the top of a wall about [-] centimeters wide, watching the movement around him vigilantly.

After a few minutes, there seemed to be no one around, Bai Lu straightened up, and just about to jump off, he suddenly saw a string of red lights floating towards him in the distance, like a will-o'-the-wisp from the underworld, very strange.

Bai Lu's back was suddenly soaked in cold sweat, and he immediately bent down, staring at the red light in the distance with wide eyes guarded.

Soon, the string of red lights approached, and Bai Lu took a closer look, only to find that it was not some ghostly fire, but a group of guards patrolling with lanterns. Tall, handsome, and relatively slender, similar to Lin Xiaoan.

Bai Lu leaned against the wall and slandered: It turns out that the guards are not all tall and big, there are also sissy types?It's a pity, if Chu Ya was not the emperor, he would be happy to stay as a bodyguard - 8000 yuan per month!Still an iron rice bowl!

Bai Lu was so engrossed in his thoughts that he didn't notice what happened under his feet. When the team of guards was about to walk over, Bai Lu suddenly kicked a piece of green tile down accidentally.

Snapped!

The tiles hit the ground and broke into pieces, the sound was especially clear in the quiet night.

Bai Lu's heart skipped a beat following the crisp sound, and he finished speaking.

He was about to turn back when he suddenly heard a guard yelling at this side: "Who's there?! Come out!"

Bai Lu thought in his heart that you are yelling for a fart, which idiot took the initiative to come out?

Immediately afterwards, the skinny chief guard scolded: "You are shouting for a fart, will the thief come out on his own initiative, why don't you hurry over and have a look!"

Bai Lu: "..."

Dude, exactly the same.

Those guards trotted over, Bai Lu subconsciously wanted to take a few steps forward, but the head guard suddenly said, "I saw you, come down if you don't want to be shot to death by an arrow!"

Bai Lu was taken aback, "Fuck! I'm dressed in such black, you can see me too?!"

The chief guard was even more shocked than him, "Oh my god, I was scared to death, there are really people!"

Bai Lu: "...Fuck me/your grandma!"

The head guard pulled out his saber with a swipe, and triumphantly knocked on the wall with the tip of the knife, "This is what makes soldiers not tire of deceit. Come down quickly, little thief, don't make grandpa wait annoyed, and break your legs."

There were many people in his family, and he was unarmed. Bai Lu couldn't think of a way to escape, so he obediently jumped off the three-meter-high wall.

It's just that when he jumped down, he accidentally stepped on a rock and sprained his foot. Bai Lu staggered and leaned forward, almost falling into the mud like a very ugly dog.

The two guards closest to him thought he was about to resist, so they hurried over to suppress him. The chief guard walked over slowly and shone his face with a lantern, "Tell me, where are you from? Why are you lying on your majesty's face in the middle of the night?" The wall of the bedroom? Could it be that you are an assassin? That is terrible, you will die."

Bai Lu turned his head irritably, avoiding the glare of the candlelight, and stubbornly closed his mouth, unwilling to speak.

The chief guard sighed pretentiously, and said to the two guards, "Search."

The guards immediately touched him, but Bai Lu's two fists were no match for four hands, and soon the peach blossom-shaped jade belt hook came out.

The chief guard weighed the jade belt hook and said with a sneer, "It really is a thief, come and take him to the main courtyard of the palace."

Gongzhengyuan, in fact, is the place where servants who have made mistakes in the imperial palace are detained. Such servants who have evil intentions and steal things from the palace to sell are usually sent to the palace for interrogation and punishment, and then expelled from the palace.This is not bad, if the circumstances are serious, it may even kill your life.

Bai Lu had also heard about this place a little bit, and wondered if it was a good idea. He was worried about how to escape the eight-fold gate of the palace, but now he didn't have to worry about it. He was beaten up and kicked out. It's a sure-fire deal.

Just don't let Chu Ya hear the wind.

Bai Lu was taken to the main courtyard of the palace by the guards calmly, and as soon as he stepped over the threshold, Bai Lu heard a heart-piercing scream from inside the room, which was particularly pervasive in the dark night.

Bai Lu was startled by the sudden and miserable howl, he turned his head and asked the guard who was holding his arm, "Brother, what's the matter, who called it?"

The guard was also warm-hearted. He stood on tiptoe and glanced through the narrow window, and told him kindly, "Oh, it's okay. It's a stealing servant whose fingers were chopped off by the executioner. It's okay."

Bai Lu's legs went limp immediately, "Chopped off his fingers? Just because he stole something? What peerless treasure did he steal?"

The guard glanced inside again, "It shouldn't be something particularly valuable, otherwise such a light punishment would not be used."

Bai Lu: "???"

Is there something wrong with your ancient brains? In fact, your place is not a palace, but a fucking underworld! !

Bai Lu was terrified when suddenly someone in the room opened the curtain and came out.

This man was about 30 years old, wearing a narrow-sleeved white dress, tall and slender, with an upright and handsome appearance, with an inexplicably amiable feeling.

While wiping the blood on his hands with a white handkerchief, he looked at Bai Lu with a smile on his face, but he said to the chief guard: "Captain Geng, have you caught a servant with dirty hands and feet again? You have done a lot of credit this month." few."

Chief Guard Geng snorted and said with a smile: "This was caught on the wall of His Majesty's bedroom, it's amazing."

"Your Majesty's bedroom..." The man in white walked in, looked at Bai Lu carefully, and suddenly narrowed his eyes in doubt, "Why does this person look familiar to me?"

Chief Guard Geng was taken aback, "Could it be that he was arrested before, and this time he committed the crime again?"

The man in white shook his head, "It's not like... oh, I remembered, isn't this rumored in the palace in recent days, isn't it the celebrity around His Majesty? Haha Captain Geng, you really made a 'great contribution' this time ah!"

Captain Geng sat on the ground with a thud, and said tremblingly, "Don't talk nonsense, this is obviously a thief, I, I, and I are still young, and I don't want to die yet..."

The man in white looked at him with pity, "I will try to intercede for you in front of His Majesty, and leave your whole body."

Listening to them singing together, Bai Lu became more and more irritable. He flung his hands away from the restraints of the guards, and said impatiently, "Stop talking about cross talk here. Didn't you say that if you steal something, you will be kicked out of the palace? Hurry up!" Just kick me out soon! Mother-in-law, your security guards are not efficient enough. "

Guards: Security... security? ? ?

Captain Geng quickly got up from the ground, and cautiously approached Bai Lu, "Well, brother, may I ask your name?"

"...Bai Lu, and you guys, don't get so close to me."

Captain Geng breathed a sigh of relief immediately, "I'll tell you that you made a mistake, the one His Majesty favors is clearly surnamed Lin."

The man in white said again: "But I think he looks familiar, and he came out of the White Deer Palace. I'd better report to His Majesty... no, let's report to the prince first."

Without further ado, the man in white immediately sent two guards to ask the prince to come and recognize him. Captain Geng held Bai Lu's arm and said courteously: "Come, come, you go in and have a cup of tea. Who the hell, hurry up." Clean up inside, the blood all over the floor is too dirty."

Bai Lu: "..."

What kind of psychopath would be willing to drink tea in a small black room full of blood?