His Majesty is my ex-boyfriend

In the afternoon, while Chu Ya was in the government hall, Bai Lu immediately took a piece of broken flower fur skin, wrapped up all the unscrupulous things last night, stuffed a few stones into it, and tied it tightly with a red ribbon, ready to sink In the lotus pond.

At three o'clock, it was the hottest time of the day in summer. Dragonflies were flying by the lotus pond, cicadas were singing on the trees, and red carp were swimming in the emerald green water, flicking the water with their tails.

It was quite lively, but there was no one there, because it was so hot at this time that the sun could almost melt people away. There were only a few guards scattered in the distance, standing in the shadow by the wall on duty.

This was exactly what Bai Lu wanted. He walked to the lotus pond against the sun, and threw the bag containing the sinful and obscene things into the water, feeling extremely happy. In fact, if he could, he would like to Throw Chu Ya down together to feed the fish.

The lotus blossoms in the pool are stretched out, and the lotus leaves grow densely, covering more than half of the water surface, and the burden falls between the stems and leaves, and it can't sink for a while.

Bai Lu went to find a bamboo pole, lay down on the white stone railing, stretched out his hand, used the pole to push aside the tight lotus leaves, and poked the small bundle stuck between the lotus leaves.

Poking and poking, the small bundle slowly sank, and then... under Bai Lu's helpless gaze, a corpse slowly floated up.

Bai Lu: "!!!"

fuck!He ran into dead people more times than he picked up money during this period of time!

Bai Lu is super brave, he has seen a lot of dead people, detached bodies, highly decomposed ones, he has never seen any scenes, so when he saw the floating corpse at this time, although his heart was already cracked, he called fuck and scolded his mother loudly, but his face He was still very calm, and he didn't even yell.

__It's just that the legs are weak, it's very hard.

Bai Lu held on to the railing, took ten seconds to stabilize his mind, took a deep breath, and pulled the floating corpse to this side with a bamboo pole.

The corpse that floated along with the water had already been soaked until its skin turned white, its fingers and face were swollen, and it was wearing a mouse-gray fine linen jacket with a black rope tied around its waist. It was dressed like a palace eunuch, It's just that his face was so soaked in water that he couldn't recognize his name.

Bai Lu called the guards in the distance, and together they salvaged the body, put it on the flat ground, and sent someone to find Eunuch Li, the highest official in charge of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

With the lessons learned from the past, before Eunuch Li came over, Bai Lu first checked the corpse roughly.

There was no trauma on the eunuch's body, his skin was pale, his body spots were pale pink, and there were tiny white foams on his nose and mouth, all of which were the characteristics of drowning.He held a wilted lotus in his hand and held it tightly.

Not long after, Eunuch Li rushed over with a few people, and he understood what was going on when he saw the corpse, "Blind, I'm afraid he fell into the water and drowned. The big one accidentally fell into the pond in order to pick flowers, no matter how many times I say it, it’s useless.”

Bai Lu was a little skeptical, "Don't fool me, I remember that the water in the lotus pond just reached my chest, how could it drown people?"

Eunuch Li sighed, "Master, I forgot, it rained last night and the water rose, and the bottom of the lotus pond is full of mud, and it sinks as soon as people step on it. People will naturally sink."

What he said made sense, and Bai Lu couldn't find any doubts.

As Eunuch Li said, there are many cases of falling into the water in Xia Tian, ​​and there is nothing to doubt about it. It's just that the eunuch died so suddenly, so close to the case of Concubine Mei, which is a bit strange.

But maybe it's just that he's being too paranoid and thinking too much.

Eunuch Li ordered the eunuchs behind him, "You carry the corpse to the mortuary first, Laifu and Xiping, you two go with me to check the roster and find out who the dead is."

Bai Lu's heart moved, and he quickly said, "If this person's identity is found out, remember to let me know."

Eunuch Li agreed: "Hey, I remember it."

In the evening, when Bai Lu went back to the White Deer Palace, he happened to meet Chu Ya coming back, so he mentioned this matter to him.

Chu Ya looked calm, "Eunuch Li is right, there were two people who accidentally fell and drowned last summer, and one the year before last, so you should be more careful, don't always go to the water's edge, by the way, what are you doing today?" What are you doing at the lotus pond?"

"..." Bai Lu immediately remembered something that had been destroyed by him, felt guilty, and evasively said: "Nothing, just wander around hahaha, it's cool by the water."

Chu Ya deliberately asked: "The guards of the White Deer Palace said that you went out at Weishi, one or two o'clock in the afternoon, is it cool?"

Bai Lu was so forced that he had no choice but to bite the bullet and admit, "Okay, I dare to do it. I threw those broken things into the water last night."

Probably because he was afraid that Chu Ya would scold him, Bai Lu beat him up first, and accused him confidently: "Who told you to get those things, you are so shameless, you deserve it if you throw them away!"

Chu Ya smiled instead of being annoyed, and looked at Bai Lu indulgently, "It's okay, if you don't like it, just throw it away, it's okay."

Bai Lu looked at him in surprise, just about to say why you suddenly changed your sex, then he heard Chu Ya's words changed, and said with a smile: "Anyway, I asked Shen Chuyun to make three copies, and you can throw it twice, Throw it away and move on."

"...-! What the hell is wrong with you, you pervert!!"

Taking advantage of Chu Ya's absence the next day, Bai Lu summoned Geng Qing and his younger brother Erhua to search through the White Deer Palace together, and finally found the two hidden 'spare props' from various places.

Here I have to praise Comrade Geng Erhua.

The [-]-meter-tall Xiao Erhua is different from his slender but scheming elder brother. He is an honest and friendly child. As long as you give him a snack, he will follow you to work without complaint, let you go east and never go west, Let stand and never sit down, let him cut the enemy into pieces, never cut them into shreds.

Thanks to him lifting the solid wood table weighing three hundred catties with his own strength, Bai Lu finally found the last black lacquered gold lock box.

He took out all kinds of unsightly things such as silk ribbons, soft whips, and jade gestures from the box, wrapped them in cloth, and prepared to send them to the lotus pond to reunite with his seniors.

Geng Qing was well-informed, and immediately recognized what these were. He looked around, and after confirming that there were no outsiders, he jokingly kicked Bai Lu with his elbow, and said viciously: "I didn't expect you to come out at night. It’s quite a fun game, all the props are used, oh, this rope is so beautiful.”

Bai Lu glanced at him, and said coldly, "Shut up, or I'll throw you into the pool with me."

"That's right." Bai Lu confided the tiger wolf's words without any scruples, "And before throwing it, I have to stick a few sticks of this thing in your ass."

Geng Qing turned pale in shock, and hurriedly waved his hands, "Don't, don't, I don't have this habit!"

Bai Lu said loudly: "I don't even have it! It's all that pervert Chu Ya!!"

He picked up these things and walked out aggressively and quickly. When he came to the lotus pond where he 'sinked the corpse' last time, he was about to throw it away when he suddenly froze.

I saw the huge lotus pond full of floating corpses...

Of course it wasn't human, otherwise Bai Lu would have been so frightened that his knees gave way and kneeled there.

The koi in the lotus pond didn't know what happened, but they all died overnight, floating on the water with their white bellies turned over, and the lotus flowers beside them were also wilting, and the edges of the lotus leaves showed signs of withering and yellowing.

This scene was too weird, as if the heavens were suddenly angry and some kind of punishment came down.

If he was an emperor in an ordinary feudal society, he would probably think this way, thinking that he had done something wrong and that he had violated the destiny, so he was punished by heaven.

But Chu Ya is still a materialist who believes in science. Although there is a matter of time travel, it is still in the category of science fiction movies. Immortals are completely fantasy, let alone Chu Ya, cultivating immortals Literary lover Bai Lu didn't believe it.

So Chu Ya quickly asked someone to investigate the matter and found out the reason.

"It's five stone powder." Chu Ya calmly explained to Bai Lu, "Someone poured a lot of five stone powder into the lotus pond, so the fish were poisoned to death."

Bai Lu was taken aback, "But why..."

He suddenly understood, "Do you want to destroy the evidence?"

Chu Ya nodded, and said appreciatively, "You've been smarter lately. I dealt with Concubine Mei a few days ago. Although I said it was a mistake to death, everyone who has touched Wushisan must have noticed something was wrong. I was afraid in my heart, afraid that I would order a thorough investigation, so I poured all the Wushisan hidden in my hand into the water in advance to destroy them."

After he finished speaking, he walked up to Bai Lu, kissed his face, and asked knowingly, "Why did you run into the lotus pond again today? What did you throw away?"

Bai Luli was also straightforward and strong, so he stretched out his hand and pushed him, and said unceremoniously: "What do you mean, of course I threw away all your fucking things, I will warn you one last time, next time Let me see that kind of thing again, and I'll bury them with you, don't you like sex toys, I'll let them be buried with you!"

Chu Ya was pushed away by him, but he quickly came back calmly, and said with a low smile, "So Abai doesn't like fake jade power, but prefers my real one?"

''/p9,'

This man looks very serious and dignified, why is it yellow inside?He's simply an out-and-out gentle scum, a beast in clothes!

Bai Lu used to think that he was a bit dark-bellied, but now it seems that this person is so bad.

Bai Lu raised his leg and kicked him, then sat down on the chair angrily and sulked, after a while, he suddenly thought of something, looked at Chu Ya hesitantly, and asked tentatively: "What do you plan to do with those people? "

"Ok?"

"It's the person who bought five stone powder from Concubine Mei, what do you plan to do with it?"

Chu Ya smiled gently, "Let's not say that they have already poured out the five stone powder, it is difficult to find out, and they are also afraid, and they should not touch forbidden drugs in the future, anyway, they will be dismissed from the harem after a while , leave them alone."

Bai Lu expressed doubts, "Really, are you so tolerant?"

Those who can execute Concubine Mei in that way will let her next family go?

Chu Ya was helpless, "I don't need to lie to you."

Bai Lu believed his rhetoric for a while, and then remembered the matter of dismissing the harem earlier, no wonder Chu Ya said to wait, it turns out he was waiting for an opportunity to deal with Concubine Mei.When I think of myself being angry with him because of this, I feel a little embarrassed, you say a big man, why do you care about this every day.

The two of them were talking, when suddenly the prince from outside came in with light steps, and whispered, "Your Majesty, son, Li Zhongfu from the House of Internal Affairs is here to see you."

Bai Lu hurriedly said, "Oh, he's here to look for me, let him in."

Chu Ya glanced at him, "Since when did you connect with the Ministry of Internal Affairs?"

"Didn't you fish out a floating corpse in the lotus pond before? I asked Eunuch Li to find out the identity and let me know."

"That's it." Chu Ya didn't say anything more, and soon Eunuch Li came in, first saluted respectfully, and then bowed slightly and said, "Report to Your Majesty, son, the eunuch who drowned in the lotus pond yesterday The old slave has already found out, that person is..."

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