His Majesty is my ex-boyfriend
第29章 我妈妈是美少女更新:2021-05-20 12:11:40 43条吐槽
Afterwards, they chatted for a while, and Bai Lu probably knew about his mother's experience.
Just like Bai Lu, after losing consciousness on that cruel snowy night, Bai Lin opened her eyes again after an unknown amount of time, and found that she had become the daughter of a courtier at the age of 17.
It is said that this girl has been weak and sick since she was a child, and she seldom goes out to meet people.
That day the girl's condition suddenly deteriorated, she seemed to be out of breath for a while, the mansion had already started to prepare for her funeral, but for some reason, she suddenly woke up again, and miraculously, her body began to gradually improve.
Of course, from this moment on, this girl's body was filled with Bai Lin.
Because this girl didn't seem to be very clear-headed before, so even if Bai Lin didn't know anyone, didn't know anything, others didn't notice anything unusual, even if she misidentified her own father, others would just think that she had fallen ill again.
After Bai Lu asked, he realized that the day Bai Lin traveled over was actually the Ching Ming Festival not long ago.
Bai Lu couldn't help recalling the memorial tablets and incense in the sacrificial hall, as if there was a definite number in the dark, and everything was an incredible coincidence.
As a qualified mother, Bai Lin was very concerned about the cause of Bai Lu's death. She persistently asked, "You just said that you died by accident. What's going on?"
Bai Lu didn't dare to tell her the truth, so he could only ambiguously say: "Well... Well, I just accidentally fell into the water, and then, cough, died."
After hearing this, Bai Lin couldn't help sighing, feeling distressed and guilty, "It's all my mother's fault. If I knew it, I would have enrolled you in a swimming class. You wouldn't be gone at such a young age. Otherwise, you would start now." Let’s learn, people have been saying that it’s never too late, by the way, do you want to learn self-defense as well, you see that the law and order in this dynasty is not as good as it is in modern times, it would be great if you learn some kung fu for self-defense.”
It can only be said that my mother is a mother after all, even if the soul wears a 17-year-old beautiful girl, she still chatters the same way.
Bai Lu's head got dizzy when he heard it, and he didn't dare to say that he could swim, let alone that he became an underground boxer when he grew up, and he made a living fighting illegal indiscriminate fighting matches, so he could only nod his head and deal with it: "Later, learn later."
The two were talking, when Geng Qing came over again, gave Bai Lin a strange look, and went up to Bai Lu to make a small report, "Your Majesty knows you're here, he sent someone to look for you just now, you hurry up and restrain yourself." Be restrained, don't let anyone know."
Bai Lu vaguely felt that he seemed to have misunderstood something, but this matter was really hard to explain. Who would believe that a 17-year-old girl is the real mother of a 20-year-old boy?Unless there is a disease in the brain, Geng Qing seems to have a relatively normal brain.
Bai Lu had no choice but to say: "Don't think about it, this is my former friend."
"Friends?" Geng Qing looked at them suspiciously, "Boyfriend and boyfriend?"
"Bah! Pure revolutionary friendship!"
Geng Qing shrugged, "I don't understand what you're talking about, but you should go there quickly, your Majesty will be angry if you go late."
Bai Lu clicked his tongue a little irritably, "It's really troublesome, fuck..."
Before finishing a word, he suddenly caught a glimpse of his mother staring at him, Bai Lu immediately reined in his horse: "Fuck...it's not good to rush, let's walk over slowly."
Geng Qing: "..."
On the way, Bai Lin couldn't help asking: "Why did you get involved with the emperor here? Could it be that you are the prince now?"
Bai Lu, who was inexplicably taken advantage of in terms of seniority, said angrily: "Of course not, who wants to be his son, I will explain this to you later."
In the main hall of the banquet, Chu Ya was sitting at the main seat, listening boredly to several ministers next to him scrambling to introduce his outstanding son, when he raised his eyes and saw Bai Lu coming in from the side door, he was about to beckon him to come over for something to eat, out of the corner of his eye But he saw a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl half a meter behind him.
This girl has a lovely face, plain face to the sky, but she is a bit more beautiful than those women who put on makeup. Her eyes are lively, her posture is neither humble nor overbearing, and she looks at the surrounding decorations curiously.
Chu Ya couldn't help frowning, jealous in his heart.
Just now he said he was too troublesome to come to the banquet, but now he did not know where to hook up with a young girl, and he even dared to bring him in front of him.If he doesn't tidy up his butt for three days, it will itch. Should I rectify his family law, so that this person can fully understand what he is now?
After Bai Lu entered the door, he looked around, and stopped after his eyes swept across Chu Ya, and beckoned to him mysteriously, meaning to tell him to come out.
The prince who stood behind Chu Ya saw this clearly, secretly surprised, and said in his heart that he knew that you were winning the Sacred Heart, and you were proud of being favored. Call out, that's disrespectful!
Just as he was about to speak to stop Bai Lu's behavior, he saw Chu Ya stood up without changing his expression, straightened his clothes, and walked towards Bai Lu without any annoyance on his face.
Wang Gonggong had never seen this situation before, and was at a loss for a moment, whether it was not following the past, or not following the past, so he simply stood where he was, as usual, skillfully pretending to be blind.
After Chu Ya came over, Bai Lu grabbed his arm and dragged him to the next door to the empty room, and introduced Bai Lin to him solemnly, "Look, this is my mother."
Chu Ya: "???"
Bai Lu turned to Bai Lin again, pointed at Chu Ya casually, and said casually, "This is my ex-boyfriend."
Bai Lin: "???"
Bai Lin was shocked, grabbed Bai Lu's face, pulled it hard, and cursed bitterly: "Why don't you learn well when you are away from your mother? You are only so old and you are in love. Why don't you study if you want to do it?" ?!"
Bai Lu covered his pinched face, feeling very wronged and wronged, "Mom, I'm already 26!"
"Twenty..." Bai Lin was taken aback for a moment, and then she realized that she turned her head away in embarrassment, and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, sorry baby, mom forgot."
Bai Lu sighed speechlessly, "That's it anyway, Chu Ya, although I don't know the reason, but my mother came to this world just like us."
Chu Ya was still dazed by the sentence 'this is my mother', but when he heard Bai Lu's explanation, he suddenly came to his senses, looked at the 17-year-old girl across from him, worked hard for a few seconds, and finally managed to choke out three words, "... Hello, auntie."
Bai Lin was also in a daze, and nodded reflexively: "Hello, ex-boyfriend."
These three words made Chu Ya frowned slightly, gave Bai Lu a very displeased look, and then explained to Bai Lin very politely, "Auntie, I think there is probably some misunderstanding between this, and Ah Bai and I have nothing to do with each other. Break up, so I am his current boyfriend."
Before Bai Lin said anything, Bai Lu was already so angry that he jumped up and said, "Mom, don't listen to his nonsense, we broke up a long time ago! Trust me!"
However, now that the identity of this biological son has been defeated by Chu Ya's appearance and bearing, Bai Lin looked at Chu Ya's face, then at the dark dragon pattern embroidered on his lapel, and decisively chose to believe in Chu Ya. Ya: "No way, I think this young man is pretty good, polite and excellent. You must be losing your temper again. I don't know you yet."
Bai Lu only felt that this world was very fucked up and suffocating, "Mom, I'm your son, why are you still talking for him?"
As expected of someone who has been the emperor for two years, Chu Ya quickly saw the situation clearly, and persuaded him sincerely: "Auntie, although Abai usually speaks a little straight, but his nature is not bad, this time he is just talking to me. You are angry, alas, I am also to blame, usually you should be more tolerant and tolerate him more."
Bai Lu clenched his fists tightly, and stared at him through gritted teeth: What the hell are you pretending to be a good student here? !
If it wasn't for his mother being beside him, Bai Lu would have rushed up and tore off that mouth that turned black and white.
Bai Lin was moved to tears by Chu Ya's words, like a comrade who had found a united front, she patted the back of his hand kindly, and sighed: "What a good boy."
Then he turned his head and said reproachfully: "Xiao Lu, look at you, what a good son-in-law you don't know how to cherish, do you want to be single for the rest of your life, and be an old girl who can't be married?"
Bai Lu: "Mom, wake up, I'm your son..."
Just like Bai Lu, after losing consciousness on that cruel snowy night, Bai Lin opened her eyes again after an unknown amount of time, and found that she had become the daughter of a courtier at the age of 17.
It is said that this girl has been weak and sick since she was a child, and she seldom goes out to meet people.
That day the girl's condition suddenly deteriorated, she seemed to be out of breath for a while, the mansion had already started to prepare for her funeral, but for some reason, she suddenly woke up again, and miraculously, her body began to gradually improve.
Of course, from this moment on, this girl's body was filled with Bai Lin.
Because this girl didn't seem to be very clear-headed before, so even if Bai Lin didn't know anyone, didn't know anything, others didn't notice anything unusual, even if she misidentified her own father, others would just think that she had fallen ill again.
After Bai Lu asked, he realized that the day Bai Lin traveled over was actually the Ching Ming Festival not long ago.
Bai Lu couldn't help recalling the memorial tablets and incense in the sacrificial hall, as if there was a definite number in the dark, and everything was an incredible coincidence.
As a qualified mother, Bai Lin was very concerned about the cause of Bai Lu's death. She persistently asked, "You just said that you died by accident. What's going on?"
Bai Lu didn't dare to tell her the truth, so he could only ambiguously say: "Well... Well, I just accidentally fell into the water, and then, cough, died."
After hearing this, Bai Lin couldn't help sighing, feeling distressed and guilty, "It's all my mother's fault. If I knew it, I would have enrolled you in a swimming class. You wouldn't be gone at such a young age. Otherwise, you would start now." Let’s learn, people have been saying that it’s never too late, by the way, do you want to learn self-defense as well, you see that the law and order in this dynasty is not as good as it is in modern times, it would be great if you learn some kung fu for self-defense.”
It can only be said that my mother is a mother after all, even if the soul wears a 17-year-old beautiful girl, she still chatters the same way.
Bai Lu's head got dizzy when he heard it, and he didn't dare to say that he could swim, let alone that he became an underground boxer when he grew up, and he made a living fighting illegal indiscriminate fighting matches, so he could only nod his head and deal with it: "Later, learn later."
The two were talking, when Geng Qing came over again, gave Bai Lin a strange look, and went up to Bai Lu to make a small report, "Your Majesty knows you're here, he sent someone to look for you just now, you hurry up and restrain yourself." Be restrained, don't let anyone know."
Bai Lu vaguely felt that he seemed to have misunderstood something, but this matter was really hard to explain. Who would believe that a 17-year-old girl is the real mother of a 20-year-old boy?Unless there is a disease in the brain, Geng Qing seems to have a relatively normal brain.
Bai Lu had no choice but to say: "Don't think about it, this is my former friend."
"Friends?" Geng Qing looked at them suspiciously, "Boyfriend and boyfriend?"
"Bah! Pure revolutionary friendship!"
Geng Qing shrugged, "I don't understand what you're talking about, but you should go there quickly, your Majesty will be angry if you go late."
Bai Lu clicked his tongue a little irritably, "It's really troublesome, fuck..."
Before finishing a word, he suddenly caught a glimpse of his mother staring at him, Bai Lu immediately reined in his horse: "Fuck...it's not good to rush, let's walk over slowly."
Geng Qing: "..."
On the way, Bai Lin couldn't help asking: "Why did you get involved with the emperor here? Could it be that you are the prince now?"
Bai Lu, who was inexplicably taken advantage of in terms of seniority, said angrily: "Of course not, who wants to be his son, I will explain this to you later."
In the main hall of the banquet, Chu Ya was sitting at the main seat, listening boredly to several ministers next to him scrambling to introduce his outstanding son, when he raised his eyes and saw Bai Lu coming in from the side door, he was about to beckon him to come over for something to eat, out of the corner of his eye But he saw a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl half a meter behind him.
This girl has a lovely face, plain face to the sky, but she is a bit more beautiful than those women who put on makeup. Her eyes are lively, her posture is neither humble nor overbearing, and she looks at the surrounding decorations curiously.
Chu Ya couldn't help frowning, jealous in his heart.
Just now he said he was too troublesome to come to the banquet, but now he did not know where to hook up with a young girl, and he even dared to bring him in front of him.If he doesn't tidy up his butt for three days, it will itch. Should I rectify his family law, so that this person can fully understand what he is now?
After Bai Lu entered the door, he looked around, and stopped after his eyes swept across Chu Ya, and beckoned to him mysteriously, meaning to tell him to come out.
The prince who stood behind Chu Ya saw this clearly, secretly surprised, and said in his heart that he knew that you were winning the Sacred Heart, and you were proud of being favored. Call out, that's disrespectful!
Just as he was about to speak to stop Bai Lu's behavior, he saw Chu Ya stood up without changing his expression, straightened his clothes, and walked towards Bai Lu without any annoyance on his face.
Wang Gonggong had never seen this situation before, and was at a loss for a moment, whether it was not following the past, or not following the past, so he simply stood where he was, as usual, skillfully pretending to be blind.
After Chu Ya came over, Bai Lu grabbed his arm and dragged him to the next door to the empty room, and introduced Bai Lin to him solemnly, "Look, this is my mother."
Chu Ya: "???"
Bai Lu turned to Bai Lin again, pointed at Chu Ya casually, and said casually, "This is my ex-boyfriend."
Bai Lin: "???"
Bai Lin was shocked, grabbed Bai Lu's face, pulled it hard, and cursed bitterly: "Why don't you learn well when you are away from your mother? You are only so old and you are in love. Why don't you study if you want to do it?" ?!"
Bai Lu covered his pinched face, feeling very wronged and wronged, "Mom, I'm already 26!"
"Twenty..." Bai Lin was taken aback for a moment, and then she realized that she turned her head away in embarrassment, and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, sorry baby, mom forgot."
Bai Lu sighed speechlessly, "That's it anyway, Chu Ya, although I don't know the reason, but my mother came to this world just like us."
Chu Ya was still dazed by the sentence 'this is my mother', but when he heard Bai Lu's explanation, he suddenly came to his senses, looked at the 17-year-old girl across from him, worked hard for a few seconds, and finally managed to choke out three words, "... Hello, auntie."
Bai Lin was also in a daze, and nodded reflexively: "Hello, ex-boyfriend."
These three words made Chu Ya frowned slightly, gave Bai Lu a very displeased look, and then explained to Bai Lin very politely, "Auntie, I think there is probably some misunderstanding between this, and Ah Bai and I have nothing to do with each other. Break up, so I am his current boyfriend."
Before Bai Lin said anything, Bai Lu was already so angry that he jumped up and said, "Mom, don't listen to his nonsense, we broke up a long time ago! Trust me!"
However, now that the identity of this biological son has been defeated by Chu Ya's appearance and bearing, Bai Lin looked at Chu Ya's face, then at the dark dragon pattern embroidered on his lapel, and decisively chose to believe in Chu Ya. Ya: "No way, I think this young man is pretty good, polite and excellent. You must be losing your temper again. I don't know you yet."
Bai Lu only felt that this world was very fucked up and suffocating, "Mom, I'm your son, why are you still talking for him?"
As expected of someone who has been the emperor for two years, Chu Ya quickly saw the situation clearly, and persuaded him sincerely: "Auntie, although Abai usually speaks a little straight, but his nature is not bad, this time he is just talking to me. You are angry, alas, I am also to blame, usually you should be more tolerant and tolerate him more."
Bai Lu clenched his fists tightly, and stared at him through gritted teeth: What the hell are you pretending to be a good student here? !
If it wasn't for his mother being beside him, Bai Lu would have rushed up and tore off that mouth that turned black and white.
Bai Lin was moved to tears by Chu Ya's words, like a comrade who had found a united front, she patted the back of his hand kindly, and sighed: "What a good boy."
Then he turned his head and said reproachfully: "Xiao Lu, look at you, what a good son-in-law you don't know how to cherish, do you want to be single for the rest of your life, and be an old girl who can't be married?"
Bai Lu: "Mom, wake up, I'm your son..."
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