His Majesty is my ex-boyfriend
第2章 老天爷不开眼更新:2021-04-16 12:03:29 61条吐槽
Chu Ya left again, Bai Lu didn't even know what he came here for, neither beat him nor scolded him, just said a few words like a quarrel, then walked away angrily.
In fact, given their current disparity in status, Bai Lu is just an ant pinched at the fingertips. Chu Ya could easily kill him, but Chu Ya didn't. He just kept him here... Could it be that he was going to torture him? Kill it again?
Since ancient times, the hatred of ex-boyfriends has been greater than the heavens. Bai Lu has no doubt that Chu Ya can't wait for his ex-boyfriend to be skinned and cramped, and his body is broken into pieces. Conversely, Bai Lu also hates him very much.
He was lying on the bed in the dungeon, full of thoughts. In the opposite cell, the jailer was cleaning up the corpses and blood, making the sound of dragging and wiping the floor. Tossing and turning in the sound of rain.
The sound of the rain was disturbing, but it was also inexplicably hypnotic. Bai Lu wrapped the quilt tightly and slowly fell asleep.
clap la la...
In the dark and thick night, heavy rain poured down, and the raindrops hit the rough sea heavily, making a crackling noise like a frying pan.The strong wind rolled up the waves, smashed them hard on the jagged reefs, and splashed water.
A thunderbolt split the black sky and illuminated the entire sea.
Bai Lu stood alone on the deck of the yacht, the railing behind him was already in danger due to the fight, his right foot was less than a decimeter from the edge, and he might fall from the shaking deck into the violent sea at any time.
But he didn't seem to be afraid, he just stared coldly at the man in front of him, and the pistol pointed at his heart.
The man was tall and slender, his black windbreaker was completely wet by the rain, and the hem of his clothes fluttered with the wind.
His face is very handsome, with tough and ruthless brows, sharp edges and corners, full of unruly and harsh charm, the rain is flowing wantonly on his face, it may have flowed into his eyes, but he is unmoved, staring at Bai Lu growled hoarsely, "What else do you have to say now?!"
"No." Bai Lu opened his hands to him, calmly as if wanting to hug him, and admitted openly, "Your father is still lying on the hospital bed, comatose, and it's my fault."
"I approached you, dated you for [-] years, just used you to avenge my mom, I never liked you, everything was like you investigated...my only regret is not being able to actually kill that Old bastard, may my mother's soul rest in peace."
The man held the gun tightly with his fingers, and his index finger rested on the trigger, trembling violently.
With a click, he loaded the pistol, and pointed at Bai Lu's chest again, his eyes were bloodshot, shining coldly like quenched swords.
He said every word, gnashing his teeth, "Say it again!!"
His tone was so desperate and painful, but with a trace of imperceptible expectation.
As long as the person in front of him is willing to deny it, even if there is no evidence, even if this person is accused by thousands of people and the evidence is solid, he is willing to believe him.
However, Bai Lu just leaned his back against the railing and smiled lightly.
"Chu Ya, I haven't told you the truth in the past three years, only today's few words, I really can't be more truthful, I said, I hate you, that bastard Chu Shen killed my mother, I hate you guys The entire Chu family."
A shrill female voice came from behind, "What are you waiting for! Kill him to avenge your father!"
Chu Ya stared at him in pain, the veins on the back of his hand almost burst out, and the heavy rain poured down.
The smile on the corner of Bai Lu's mouth disappeared silently, his eyes were red, he stared closely at him, and suddenly shouted sharply: "Shoot, shoot!!"
Almost instantly, Chu Ya fired, and the bullets whizzed away, so clear in the sound of the rain that almost pierced everyone's eardrums.
Immediately afterwards, a huge and gorgeous blood flower exploded on Bai Lu's chest, his vision blurred for a moment, and he seemed to see Chu Ya's shocked eyes.
——Why are you surprised?Wasn't it you who shot?
This idea only existed for half a second. His body was directly rushed out of the fence by the bullet's inertia, and he fell rapidly. When he hit the sea heavily, it was like falling on the concrete floor, and his body was in pain!
The ribs broken by the bullet almost fell apart under the powerful impact!
When his consciousness was dying, he seemed to see someone jumping off the deck without hesitation, and desperately reaching out to him.
Bai Lu closed his eyes, feeling absurd in his heart.
What are you doing jumping down again?Want to die in love with me, a liar?
Stop it, don't you think this life is not enough to toss?
He just hopes that he won't be seen in the next life...
afterlife...
"!!!"
Bai Lu opened his eyes suddenly, sat up from the bed dripping with sweat, his chest heaved violently with his panting, his pupils suddenly constricted as if frightened.
It was a nightmare, a nightmare he had for three consecutive days since he came to this world and was locked in a dungeon. Of course, it was also something that actually happened before he crossed over.
Bai Lu touched /chest subconsciously, and his fingers touched the soft silk fabric. It was the clothes of the opera house, and he hadn't had time to change it yet.
He raised his arm and saw a slender and fair hand, and couldn't help but sighed again.
In his previous life, Chu Ya was the eldest son of a wealthy and powerful family. He was an underground boxer who played irregular fighting games. His majesty the emperor himself has become a weak little restaurant.
Damn it's not fair, it's not as good as in my previous life!
At least in his previous life, Bai Lu was a cool guy with a height of 1.8 meters and a six-pack abs, but now...
Look at the pointed chin, the thin shoulders, the waist is so full, the wrist is so thin that it can be broken, and there is a lump between the legs all over the body, there is no other masculine characteristics .
At the beginning, he was shot into the sea by Chu Ya, and he was in a coma for an unknown amount of time. When he opened his eyes, he found himself in an antique room. Then someone said that he was the most famous luthier in Wangyue Tower in the capital, called Lin Xiaoan.
Before Bai Lu understood the situation, he was sent into the palace by a carriage to play the piano for the Spring Festival Banquet.
By the way, when he was about to enter the palace, a girl who accompanied him gave him a sachet, which he tucked into his pocket without paying much attention, probably that girl was Lin Xiaoan's lover.
During the spring festival banquet in the palace, the sound of silk and bamboo lingered on the beams, and the dancers danced to the music on the splendid silk carpet in the middle.
Bai Lu is like a newcomer who entered the game without reading the guide. He followed the guide maid's instructions in a daze, put the lyre on the table, raised his eyes slightly, and saw a person sitting behind the bead curtain, vaguely, unable to see true.But that position is the main seat of the entire hall, and there is no doubt that it must be the emperor.
A female officer next to him asked him to play the piano. How could Bai Lu know how to play the piano, but luckily he could play the guitar and knew the music.
As for Guqin, in fact, I learned such a song by accident, but it is not a famous piece, but a popular song that has been popular in the streets and alleys, and is widely known as the ringtone of mobile phones - "Love Trading"
At that time, I learned this song with a spoof in mind. I didn't expect it to be useful, but Bai Lu was very guilty. If this song was played, he wouldn't be killed on the spot.
Then I thought about it: Forget it, I have died once anyway, so I am afraid of dying again?
So Bai Lu cleared his throat in a grand manner, and slowly played it under the gaze from all directions.
Very, very discordant pop music immediately filled the entire resplendent hall, like adding a spoonful of old godmother to a strawberry milkshake out of thin air, and everyone looked like they had seen a ghost.
After a long time, an old minister burst into tears, and said in a cang voice: "This song is really a masterpiece. It is high-pitched and sad. It seems to be able to see the joys and sorrows of an infatuated woman who was deceived and abandoned by her lover. Yinyin weeps blood!"
Bai Luxin said that if you keep doing reading comprehension, you will definitely get full marks.
At the end of the song, just as Bai Lu's fingers left the strings, the beaded curtain on the front seat was suddenly lifted by the eunuch, and the young emperor and Bai Lu looked at each other through the light of a few meters away.
The banquet suddenly fell silent, Bai Lu was completely ignorant of the rule of not being able to look directly at the emperor's face, and stared at him blankly.
At that time, he didn't know that the person in front of him was Chu Ya. If he knew, he would definitely not play this zither, but would directly smash the guqin made of paulownia on the opponent's head.
He stood on the ground and waited for His Majesty to speak first, but after a long time, no one spoke.
Bai Lu thought in his mind: This emperor is quite handsome, but his eyes are too similar to Chu Ya, minus points minus points!What is he doing, why is he staring at me?Could it be that you are waiting for me to salute?Wait, I don't know how to salute, do you want to kneel, how do you kneel, is there any soil on the ground?How dirty, how about I bow to him?
After thinking wildly for a long time, the emperor suddenly stepped down from the high seat, stood still in front of Bai Lu, and asked in a low voice, "What's your name?"
"Hmm... Lin, Lin Xiaoan."
"I said my real name."
"Real name..." Bai Lu suddenly became vigilant, and before he could react, he saw the emperor looking at him with a half-smile on his lips, "You're not from here, are you?"
Although it was a question, but judging from the emperor's tone, it was obviously confirmed.
Bai Lu was stunned for a moment, then he asked back as if joking: "Your Majesty, don't scare me, what do you mean you are not from this side?"
The emperor didn't speak, but carefully traced Bai Lu's brow bone and outline with his eyes. After a while, he lowered his body, almost touching his ear, and spoke in a calm and sullen tone.
"It's you, Abai."
Bai Lu trembled, and the ruffled feeling all over his body suddenly disappeared, like a big hand clenched out of thin air, pinching out long and hard thorns.He didn't raise his head, but looked up from below, like a calm but extremely vigilant beast.
He asked almost word for word: "Who are you?"
The young His Majesty raised his hand to press Bai Lu's chest, touched his heart with his fingertips, stared at him with sinister eyes, his tone was gentle but extremely resentful, every word seemed to be soaked in blood and tears:
"It's the idiot who loved you for three years and was used by you for three years!"
"!!!"
Bai Lu slammed the opponent's hand away, and stared at him firmly. His body was shaking violently, and his chest gasped sharply, not because of fear, but because of anger.
Bai Lu gritted his teeth, extremely angrily, and squeezed out a bloody name from the depths of his throat, "Chu Ya!!"
Although he changed his appearance, age, and clothes, Bai Lu still managed to figure out a trace of aura that once belonged to the person next to his pillow from the eyes of the young emperor.
Chu Ya remained calm, "It's me."
Then, there was no more, because after hearing this sentence, Bai Lu picked up the lyre on the table and threw it at it without saying a word.
Then he was locked in the dungeon, Chu Ya said that he must first dampen his spirit.
Comrade Bai Lu was very upset, obviously he hadn't fully realized that his predecessor, who he used to sleep with, was now the emperor who was above all ten thousand people, and he also didn't realize that he was in a highly hierarchical dynasty. Not to mention sitting on an equal footing with His Majesty, even a little disrespect to the royal family is a capital offense.
He only knew that he was locked into this wet, cold and boring dungeon by his hateful ex-boyfriend. Although the food was good, he was still unhappy, very unhappy, seeing no one pleasing to the eye, and wanted to go up and punch him a few times.
In fact, given their current disparity in status, Bai Lu is just an ant pinched at the fingertips. Chu Ya could easily kill him, but Chu Ya didn't. He just kept him here... Could it be that he was going to torture him? Kill it again?
Since ancient times, the hatred of ex-boyfriends has been greater than the heavens. Bai Lu has no doubt that Chu Ya can't wait for his ex-boyfriend to be skinned and cramped, and his body is broken into pieces. Conversely, Bai Lu also hates him very much.
He was lying on the bed in the dungeon, full of thoughts. In the opposite cell, the jailer was cleaning up the corpses and blood, making the sound of dragging and wiping the floor. Tossing and turning in the sound of rain.
The sound of the rain was disturbing, but it was also inexplicably hypnotic. Bai Lu wrapped the quilt tightly and slowly fell asleep.
clap la la...
In the dark and thick night, heavy rain poured down, and the raindrops hit the rough sea heavily, making a crackling noise like a frying pan.The strong wind rolled up the waves, smashed them hard on the jagged reefs, and splashed water.
A thunderbolt split the black sky and illuminated the entire sea.
Bai Lu stood alone on the deck of the yacht, the railing behind him was already in danger due to the fight, his right foot was less than a decimeter from the edge, and he might fall from the shaking deck into the violent sea at any time.
But he didn't seem to be afraid, he just stared coldly at the man in front of him, and the pistol pointed at his heart.
The man was tall and slender, his black windbreaker was completely wet by the rain, and the hem of his clothes fluttered with the wind.
His face is very handsome, with tough and ruthless brows, sharp edges and corners, full of unruly and harsh charm, the rain is flowing wantonly on his face, it may have flowed into his eyes, but he is unmoved, staring at Bai Lu growled hoarsely, "What else do you have to say now?!"
"No." Bai Lu opened his hands to him, calmly as if wanting to hug him, and admitted openly, "Your father is still lying on the hospital bed, comatose, and it's my fault."
"I approached you, dated you for [-] years, just used you to avenge my mom, I never liked you, everything was like you investigated...my only regret is not being able to actually kill that Old bastard, may my mother's soul rest in peace."
The man held the gun tightly with his fingers, and his index finger rested on the trigger, trembling violently.
With a click, he loaded the pistol, and pointed at Bai Lu's chest again, his eyes were bloodshot, shining coldly like quenched swords.
He said every word, gnashing his teeth, "Say it again!!"
His tone was so desperate and painful, but with a trace of imperceptible expectation.
As long as the person in front of him is willing to deny it, even if there is no evidence, even if this person is accused by thousands of people and the evidence is solid, he is willing to believe him.
However, Bai Lu just leaned his back against the railing and smiled lightly.
"Chu Ya, I haven't told you the truth in the past three years, only today's few words, I really can't be more truthful, I said, I hate you, that bastard Chu Shen killed my mother, I hate you guys The entire Chu family."
A shrill female voice came from behind, "What are you waiting for! Kill him to avenge your father!"
Chu Ya stared at him in pain, the veins on the back of his hand almost burst out, and the heavy rain poured down.
The smile on the corner of Bai Lu's mouth disappeared silently, his eyes were red, he stared closely at him, and suddenly shouted sharply: "Shoot, shoot!!"
Almost instantly, Chu Ya fired, and the bullets whizzed away, so clear in the sound of the rain that almost pierced everyone's eardrums.
Immediately afterwards, a huge and gorgeous blood flower exploded on Bai Lu's chest, his vision blurred for a moment, and he seemed to see Chu Ya's shocked eyes.
——Why are you surprised?Wasn't it you who shot?
This idea only existed for half a second. His body was directly rushed out of the fence by the bullet's inertia, and he fell rapidly. When he hit the sea heavily, it was like falling on the concrete floor, and his body was in pain!
The ribs broken by the bullet almost fell apart under the powerful impact!
When his consciousness was dying, he seemed to see someone jumping off the deck without hesitation, and desperately reaching out to him.
Bai Lu closed his eyes, feeling absurd in his heart.
What are you doing jumping down again?Want to die in love with me, a liar?
Stop it, don't you think this life is not enough to toss?
He just hopes that he won't be seen in the next life...
afterlife...
"!!!"
Bai Lu opened his eyes suddenly, sat up from the bed dripping with sweat, his chest heaved violently with his panting, his pupils suddenly constricted as if frightened.
It was a nightmare, a nightmare he had for three consecutive days since he came to this world and was locked in a dungeon. Of course, it was also something that actually happened before he crossed over.
Bai Lu touched /chest subconsciously, and his fingers touched the soft silk fabric. It was the clothes of the opera house, and he hadn't had time to change it yet.
He raised his arm and saw a slender and fair hand, and couldn't help but sighed again.
In his previous life, Chu Ya was the eldest son of a wealthy and powerful family. He was an underground boxer who played irregular fighting games. His majesty the emperor himself has become a weak little restaurant.
Damn it's not fair, it's not as good as in my previous life!
At least in his previous life, Bai Lu was a cool guy with a height of 1.8 meters and a six-pack abs, but now...
Look at the pointed chin, the thin shoulders, the waist is so full, the wrist is so thin that it can be broken, and there is a lump between the legs all over the body, there is no other masculine characteristics .
At the beginning, he was shot into the sea by Chu Ya, and he was in a coma for an unknown amount of time. When he opened his eyes, he found himself in an antique room. Then someone said that he was the most famous luthier in Wangyue Tower in the capital, called Lin Xiaoan.
Before Bai Lu understood the situation, he was sent into the palace by a carriage to play the piano for the Spring Festival Banquet.
By the way, when he was about to enter the palace, a girl who accompanied him gave him a sachet, which he tucked into his pocket without paying much attention, probably that girl was Lin Xiaoan's lover.
During the spring festival banquet in the palace, the sound of silk and bamboo lingered on the beams, and the dancers danced to the music on the splendid silk carpet in the middle.
Bai Lu is like a newcomer who entered the game without reading the guide. He followed the guide maid's instructions in a daze, put the lyre on the table, raised his eyes slightly, and saw a person sitting behind the bead curtain, vaguely, unable to see true.But that position is the main seat of the entire hall, and there is no doubt that it must be the emperor.
A female officer next to him asked him to play the piano. How could Bai Lu know how to play the piano, but luckily he could play the guitar and knew the music.
As for Guqin, in fact, I learned such a song by accident, but it is not a famous piece, but a popular song that has been popular in the streets and alleys, and is widely known as the ringtone of mobile phones - "Love Trading"
At that time, I learned this song with a spoof in mind. I didn't expect it to be useful, but Bai Lu was very guilty. If this song was played, he wouldn't be killed on the spot.
Then I thought about it: Forget it, I have died once anyway, so I am afraid of dying again?
So Bai Lu cleared his throat in a grand manner, and slowly played it under the gaze from all directions.
Very, very discordant pop music immediately filled the entire resplendent hall, like adding a spoonful of old godmother to a strawberry milkshake out of thin air, and everyone looked like they had seen a ghost.
After a long time, an old minister burst into tears, and said in a cang voice: "This song is really a masterpiece. It is high-pitched and sad. It seems to be able to see the joys and sorrows of an infatuated woman who was deceived and abandoned by her lover. Yinyin weeps blood!"
Bai Luxin said that if you keep doing reading comprehension, you will definitely get full marks.
At the end of the song, just as Bai Lu's fingers left the strings, the beaded curtain on the front seat was suddenly lifted by the eunuch, and the young emperor and Bai Lu looked at each other through the light of a few meters away.
The banquet suddenly fell silent, Bai Lu was completely ignorant of the rule of not being able to look directly at the emperor's face, and stared at him blankly.
At that time, he didn't know that the person in front of him was Chu Ya. If he knew, he would definitely not play this zither, but would directly smash the guqin made of paulownia on the opponent's head.
He stood on the ground and waited for His Majesty to speak first, but after a long time, no one spoke.
Bai Lu thought in his mind: This emperor is quite handsome, but his eyes are too similar to Chu Ya, minus points minus points!What is he doing, why is he staring at me?Could it be that you are waiting for me to salute?Wait, I don't know how to salute, do you want to kneel, how do you kneel, is there any soil on the ground?How dirty, how about I bow to him?
After thinking wildly for a long time, the emperor suddenly stepped down from the high seat, stood still in front of Bai Lu, and asked in a low voice, "What's your name?"
"Hmm... Lin, Lin Xiaoan."
"I said my real name."
"Real name..." Bai Lu suddenly became vigilant, and before he could react, he saw the emperor looking at him with a half-smile on his lips, "You're not from here, are you?"
Although it was a question, but judging from the emperor's tone, it was obviously confirmed.
Bai Lu was stunned for a moment, then he asked back as if joking: "Your Majesty, don't scare me, what do you mean you are not from this side?"
The emperor didn't speak, but carefully traced Bai Lu's brow bone and outline with his eyes. After a while, he lowered his body, almost touching his ear, and spoke in a calm and sullen tone.
"It's you, Abai."
Bai Lu trembled, and the ruffled feeling all over his body suddenly disappeared, like a big hand clenched out of thin air, pinching out long and hard thorns.He didn't raise his head, but looked up from below, like a calm but extremely vigilant beast.
He asked almost word for word: "Who are you?"
The young His Majesty raised his hand to press Bai Lu's chest, touched his heart with his fingertips, stared at him with sinister eyes, his tone was gentle but extremely resentful, every word seemed to be soaked in blood and tears:
"It's the idiot who loved you for three years and was used by you for three years!"
"!!!"
Bai Lu slammed the opponent's hand away, and stared at him firmly. His body was shaking violently, and his chest gasped sharply, not because of fear, but because of anger.
Bai Lu gritted his teeth, extremely angrily, and squeezed out a bloody name from the depths of his throat, "Chu Ya!!"
Although he changed his appearance, age, and clothes, Bai Lu still managed to figure out a trace of aura that once belonged to the person next to his pillow from the eyes of the young emperor.
Chu Ya remained calm, "It's me."
Then, there was no more, because after hearing this sentence, Bai Lu picked up the lyre on the table and threw it at it without saying a word.
Then he was locked in the dungeon, Chu Ya said that he must first dampen his spirit.
Comrade Bai Lu was very upset, obviously he hadn't fully realized that his predecessor, who he used to sleep with, was now the emperor who was above all ten thousand people, and he also didn't realize that he was in a highly hierarchical dynasty. Not to mention sitting on an equal footing with His Majesty, even a little disrespect to the royal family is a capital offense.
He only knew that he was locked into this wet, cold and boring dungeon by his hateful ex-boyfriend. Although the food was good, he was still unhappy, very unhappy, seeing no one pleasing to the eye, and wanted to go up and punch him a few times.
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