His Majesty is my ex-boyfriend

第19章 快把监控拆掉更新:2021-05-10 17:27:00 20条吐槽

Grandpa is pregnant... Grandpa is pregnant... Grandpa is pregnant...

The five shocking characters played in Geng Qing's mind in a loop with 360-degree high-definition surround sound effects like a broadcast.

Geng Qing was stunned for a full five seconds before he said with difficulty: "Do you know what you were talking about just now?"

"My uncle is pregnant, really."

Bai Lu carefully touched the orange cat's belly, and gently pressed it with his fingers, "I thought it was simply fat, but it actually has kittens in its stomach, and this is a female cat."

Geng Qing: "?!"

This face is bigger than the head, the eyes are squeezed half open by the fat, and the expression is fierce, as if someone owes it two taels of silver. The fat cat is actually a female? !It's like seeing a girl who is eight feet tall, muscular, and full of whiskers.

Bai Lu said: "When the uncle is born, will I give you two?"

Geng Qing quickly waved his hands, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, when I think of this brood of uncles, I feel terrified all over my body."

Bai Lu pouted, "Don't forget it, I'll raise it myself, it's obviously quite cute."

Geng Qing tremblingly glanced at the sharp expression of the uncle, only to feel that he saw Lord Hades of the cat world, and his life was shortened by three years.Is there something wrong with Bai Lu's aesthetics?

Bai Lu let go of his hand and let the cat go. The uncle immediately turned around and rubbed his big furry head against Bai Lu's calf, hooked him with his tail provocatively, and then swaggered into the house with his plump body. It got down on the cotton mat in the new cattery, squinted and yawned.

Bai Lu was so infected that he opened his mouth and yawned a little, and said lazily to Geng Qing: "By the way, are you taking a day off today? Can you take me to your dormitory to have a look?"

Geng Qing was a little puzzled, "Dormitory? Oh, you mean the barracks at the guard's office, what are you doing there?"

Bai Lu smiled mysteriously, "Learn about employee benefits in advance."

"What benefits?"

Geng Qing was at a loss. Sometimes he doubted whether this Bai Lu was a normal human being. Why did he understand every word he said separately, but he couldn't understand it together.

After all, since he was idle anyway, Geng Qing took Bai Lu to the guard's office.

It's just that after coming out of the White Deer Palace, Geng Qing felt the cool wind gusts behind him all the way, as if someone followed behind him lingeringly.

Geng Qing rubbed his hands together, and said anxiously: "Brother, why do I feel cold behind me, as if someone is staring at us in the dark..."

Bai Lu didn't change his face: "Oh, it's Ling Feng, I'm used to it."

Before, he had a talk with Ling Feng with a 'friendly and equal' attitude, expressing that he didn't need or like to be followed inseparably. It's fine to be a friend at ordinary times, but if you continue to follow him, it doesn't matter whether you are ordered by His Majesty or not. Anything else, meet once and hit once!

Then Ling Feng changed from the bright guard to the dark guard, but Bai Lu never saw it once, but occasionally he could still feel the calm gaze from the corner.

Geng Qing sighed, and patted Bai Lu's shoulder, "It's not easy for you, His Majesty's favor is not something everyone can bear."

Bai Lu said dumbly: "I'd rather be a substitute now."

So it seemed that there were two people, but in fact three people came to the guard's place together.

The bodyguard office is in the shape of a "back" as a whole. In the middle is a large school field, which is the place for usual training. It is surrounded by two circles of neat brick and tile buildings. The blue tiles and red walls are really beautiful, with a separate small courtyard. There are also flowers and plants in the garden, and goldfish are raised in the tank.

The rooms next to the school grounds are the residences of the first-class guards. After entering Geng Qing’s room, there is a small hall with a small tea table and two grand master chairs. There is also a antique shelf by the wall, and some vases are placed. There are small things such as wood carvings, and some stacked rice paper. Judging from the traces of pen and ink bleeding, it seems that they are drawing some complicated military formations.

Going further inside is the bedroom, a canopy bed, an Eight Immortals table, a few chairs, and a wardrobe. In short, it is quite satisfactory, but it is a very good configuration for a barracks.

But this is only the residence of the first-class guards, the second-class and third-class guards do not have such a good treatment, basically two people live in one room or four people live in one room.

The imperial guards have their own house in the palace, so they don't live here.

With sharp eyes, Bai Lu saw a row of wooden signs hanging on the wall, the size of a palm, with several large characters engraved on them.

Bai Lu pointed, "What is this?"

Geng Qing glanced at it, "Oh, that's Xiumu's card, am I not the head of the guard? If the people below want to leave the palace and go home when it's Xiumu's day, they can come to me to exchange their waist cards for Xiumu's card." , you can leave the palace with this sign.”

Bai Lu looked thoughtful, and after a few seconds he probed: "With this thing, the guards at the palace gate won't stop it?"

"Of course, the guards take two days off every month, which is the day they were supposed to go home."

Bai Lu stared at the row of signs on the wall without saying a word, as if he was thinking about something.

Geng Qing looked at his calm face, then at the seductive Xiumu sign on the wall, and said in shock: "Oh my god, you must never think of stealing a sign secretly, and then sneaking along with others." If your majesty is not paying attention, then pretend to be a guard on rotation and sneak out of the palace!"

Bai Lu: "..."

——If you don’t want to die, quickly dismantle the monitor installed in my head, or else I will beat you along the network cable!

Bai Lu remained calm, in fact, the secret was accurately exposed by the other party, he was stunned for a few seconds, and after a while he confessed guiltyly: "I didn't think so, you can't doubt me like this just because I have a criminal record. Bar?"

"It's not that I want to doubt you. The main reason is that I'm afraid of death. If you run out because of my negligence, Your Majesty will kill me!"

Bai Lu glanced at him, "You still said you were on my side?"

Geng Qing sneered twice, and said awkwardly: "Ahem, on the premise of saving my life, I stand by your side..."

Just as he was talking, Bai Lu suddenly heard light footsteps outside, followed by a soft female voice: "Master Bai, are you here?"

Bai Lu opened the door Xunsheng, only to see a slim girl standing in the yard with a light yellow bamboo basket on her arm.

Bai Lu recognized it confusedly, "Ah, you are that one, that... Xiaoyu from that day?"

"...Mr. Hui, this servant is called Xiaoyue."

"Alright Xiaoyue, what's the matter with you coming to see me?"

"Young master rescued the servant under Mei Guifei that day. The servant was very grateful and wanted to come to thank you, but the guard at the door said you came here."

Xiaoyue opened the basket with some embarrassment, "The servants made some cakes, the craftsmanship is clumsy, not as good as the royal chef in the palace, if you don't mind, you can try it."

Bai Lu took a look into the basket, and there were more than a dozen pieces of dim sum neatly placed inside. It was indeed not as delicate as the usual ones, but it still smelled delicious.

He picked up a piece of mung bean cake casually, and was about to stuff it into his mouth, when suddenly a strong arm stretched out from behind without a sound, and grabbed his wrist accurately.

Ling Feng appeared in the courtyard at some point, and said with a cold face: "You can't eat food of unknown origin, this is His Majesty's order."

Bai Lu felt baffled, "Why can't you eat it? Could it be poisonous inside?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he seemed to realize something suddenly, and his fingers that were holding the mung bean cake loosened again.

Chu Ya warned him, and he himself thought about it. After all, this is not a safe modern society. There are dangers everywhere in the palace. It is easy to hide from the open and difficult to guard against. There is no doctor who can perform surgery, and maybe he doesn’t even have gastric lavage technology. It's better to be careful.

But to directly reject Miss Xiaoyue's wishes like this, even Bai Lu, who had never had a girlfriend, felt a little cruel.

However, Ling Feng didn't have the tendency to be compassionate and cherish jade in his mind at all. Bai Lu even suspected that he couldn't distinguish between men and women. When Ling Feng raised his hand, he closed the basket with a snap, and said coldly and briefly: " take it back."

Xiaoyue took a step back in fright, and stumbled when she spoke, "Yes, I'm sorry, it's the slave girl who didn't think carefully, sir, forgive me."

Bai Lu had no choice but to stand up and smooth things over, "Okay, okay, you big man, don't be so fierce to other little girls, that little Yue, I appreciate your kindness, actually I also kind of dislike that Concubine Mei, help me." You are incidental, don't take it to heart."

Xiaoyue was stunned for a moment, then lowered her head and whispered: "Your servant understands."

第20章科技兴国的重任就交给你了更新:2021-05-1111:23:1031条吐槽

Bai Lu thought about what happened that day, but still felt a little uneasy, and gestured with his hand, "The iron you usually use is filled with charcoal, so it won't burn your hands?"

Xiaoyue hesitated for a moment, put her hands into her sleeves subconsciously, and said hesitantly: "Master, it will be burned occasionally, but the more important thing is the clothes of the master..."

"No, no, the hands are more important, especially if you are a girl, how painful it is."

Bai Lu used his clever little head to think for a while, "By the way, why don't you put a cover on the iron so that the charcoal won't fall out."

Xiaoyue smiled and said: "Young Master said that the craftsman has also done it, but after the iron is covered, the charcoal inside will be extinguished soon. If it is not hot enough, it will not flatten the clothes."

"It's very simple, because the cover cuts off the oxygen, so the charcoal will go out. Just add a few holes in the cover to keep the air circulating, and the charcoal will not go out."

Xiaoyue was confused and dizzy, as if a kindergarten graduate suddenly sat in the classroom of Tsinghua University. She asked blankly, "Young master, what is oxygen, I don't understand."

Looking at her confused little eyes, Bai Lu couldn't help but feel a little proud. As a normal man, he is very happy to show off his lack of knowledge in front of the opposite sex. After all, who doesn't want to be admired.

Don't look at Bai Lu who usually doesn't show his mountains and dews, but he is actually quite arrogant in his heart. Although he always says he hates the arena, every time he wins a game, he enjoys the cheers from the audience and the praise from the bunny girls who raise their cards. blow kisses.

In the final analysis, he is just an ordinary man who cares about face.

Bai Lu explained enthusiastically: "Oxygen is a very important thing in the air. We humans cannot breathe without it. Without oxygen, people would suffocate to death. All animals in the world need oxygen to survive."

Xiaoyue nodded, "Is that so, I don't understand at all, my lord..."

"In short, you can go to the craftsman and tell the craftsman to make a lid with a hole, at least to ensure that the charcoal will not fall out and burn your hands."

Although Xiaoyue still didn't quite understand, she still behaved well and withdrew.

Geng Qing stared at him thoughtfully, and waited for Xiaoyue to leave before he said: "Brother, I am very interested in what you said about oxygen, as you said, all animals need oxygen, then Is there oxygen in the water too? How do fish live?"

The problem escalated suddenly, and Bai Lu couldn't stand it for a while, "Ah, well, of course there is oxygen in the water..."

"But people can't stay in the water for a long time, they will drown."

"Well... well, because fish are different from humans, fish can absorb the oxygen in the water."

"Really, how do fish do it?"

Bai Lu was a little bit crazy, how did he know how the fish did it, you fucking ask the fish!

Geng Qing seemed to be particularly interested in this knowledge, so he changed the question, "You just said that charcoal needs oxygen to burn, but fire is not a living thing, and I have always been curious, why fire is visible but Can't touch it?"

"Um……"

Bai Lu didn't know either. Although he went to high school well and got his graduation certificate, he returned the contents of his head to the teacher as soon as he left school. It's already pretty good to remember an oxygen-assisted combustion. How can he remember? Flame is just a chemical reaction and not a substance.

It's okay for him to show off in front of kindergarten children like Xiaoyue, but Bai Lu can't keep up with a little knowledge like Geng Qing.

So Bai Lu simply patted Geng Qing on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Study more in the future, maybe the important task of rejuvenating the country with science and technology and opening a new century will be placed on your shoulders."

Geng Qing: "??? Are you trying to rebel? That's a capital offense. Although brother, I can't live and die with you, but don't worry, I will definitely burn a stick of incense for you on Ching Ming Festival!"

Bai Lu: "..."

Has your ancient reading comprehension always been this strong?

In the evening, Bai Lu told Chu Ya about this as a joke, and Chu Ya smiled slightly, "Of course you will be regarded as treasonous when you talk about opening a new century so carelessly. You, after saying this, were able to retreat unscathed, if it was someone else, they would have been arrested for treason."

Wearing snow-white and flimsy obscene clothes, Bai Lu sat on the edge of the bed, leaning his head against the bedpost, and muttered unhappily while eating the sweet and soft glutinous tuckahoe cakes: "Your palace has too many rules, and you have to be careful. Be cautious in your words and deeds, because if you say something wrong, your life will be in danger."

"You don't have to be cautious. After all, I will help you if you say something wrong, but it is still necessary to be cautious, just like during the day, if Ling Feng doesn't stop you from something from unknown sources, you can eat it as you please What if it is poisonous?"

Bai Lu stuffed the tuckahoe cake into his mouth in two mouthfuls, licked his fingers, and retorted: "What do you mean by unknown origin? It was made by Xiaoyue herself and given to me. Hmph, I think you are jealous, because No girl has ever cooked for you with her own hands."

"..."

Bai Lu always seems to be like this, very sensitive in some places, but unusually slow in emotion.

Chu Ya squatted helplessly beside the bed, took Bai Lu's hand, and wiped the cake powder and icing on his fingers with a wet handkerchief, carefully wiping off the fingertips and crevices.

He seemed to sigh, "I'm a little jealous. When you are with them, you always seem to be very happy, but you don't want to stay with me, and you don't even want to come back until after the curfew."

It's okay if Bai Lu has been neglecting him like this, but he has experienced three years of sweet love, and he has experienced Bai Lu's closeness and smiling face, so he can't bear such a huge gap.

Chu Ya's forlorn expression made Bai Lu feel a little guilty for no reason, and when he felt guilty, he subconsciously tried to be aggressive.

"You can't blame me, aren't you very busy every day, and the last time I went to Qingya Hall to find you, you tricked me into taking the seat of the queen, besides, don't you have three thousand in the harem? Do you want me to accompany you? By the way, your Concubine Mei Gui wanted to beat me two days ago!"

Chu Ya stood up and looked at him helplessly: "I didn't build this harem. Without a queen, the harem cannot be dismissed. If you don't like it, you can come and be the queen."

"Bah! Who is willing to be your queen? If I were a general, I would consider it. How can you pester your ex-boyfriend to be your queen?"

Chu Ya said calmly: "Strictly speaking, we haven't broken up yet."

Bai Lu opened his eyes wide, and said in disbelief: "Fuck, you shot me to death, so it's not considered a breakup?! If there is no reincarnation, are you going to marry my ashes?"

However, Chu Ya insisted on his own thoughts, "I didn't give you a definite answer, and this relationship is not over. You just said you hated me, but you didn't say you wanted to break up with me."

Bai Lu felt a little annoyed, "You treat dating as marriage, and you still have to ask for a divorce certificate? Then let me say it again, clearly, I want to break up with you, understand!"

Chu Ya calmly said: "I disagree, I reject your proposal."

"I unilaterally break up with you!"

"I unilaterally reject it."

"??? Do you have some serious illness!"

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