[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts
Chapter 99 Raising a Puppy named Sesshomaru
Tsunayoshi has reached the age of elementary school at the beginning of the school year. With Xiao Ming and Xiao Gongya in the same school, there is basically no need to worry about safety issues.Luo Yanwang has given up the pretense of being a good boy. This year, he simply used the excuse of being unwell to be famous in class, and stayed at home with me every day to play games.
In my spare time, we discussed together what my family's knife masters will take in the non-examination exam. It stands to reason that almost no knife masters who have not fallen into the dark will want to take the non-examination exam. Our Honmaru has set a precedent.
Luo Yanwang doesn't care about these things, anyway, she will open the back door for us no matter what the exam is, but she wants to discuss with me how to come up with the exam questions for those who have fallen into the dark in recent years.
"In this year's exam, I tested the basic qualities of a cowherd. Only a few candlesticks from Shisu have passed the exam. The inspection bureau is almost crying." Luo Yanwang was very happy, and brought out a snow-white dog from the room Zai'er: "I know that the exam questions are your idea, and you also like animals, Shi Su's executives specially brought you a puppy from another parallel world, isn't it very cute?"
Although I like cats more than dogs, this does not affect my love for fluffy animals. The little guy looks like he just had a full moon, which is a cute time, so I just hugged that puppy. A devastated meal.
"It's so cute, does it have a name?" I, who had no resistance to cute little animals, kept rubbing the puppy's dog's face.
This little dog was very shy, and he just took a bite when I tossed his hand, but its teeth didn't grow straight. After grinding for a long time, I didn't feel any pain at all. Instead, the dog's mouth was sore, and he let go of his mouth.
"It has a name." Luo Yanwang saw that I like puppies so much, and she, who doesn't like dogs very much, also liked the dog a lot: "His name is Seshengwan."
"..."
"Any questions?"
"Tell me again, what's the name of this little guy?"
"Sesshomaru." Luo Yanwang repeated it patiently.
Ah, I knew that the one picked up from Luo Yanwang's hands must not be an ordinary pup, it was a loser.
"What's going on?" My hand holding Sesshomaru froze: "Isn't he Inuyasha's brother!"
"Shi Suli Tianshengya was rescued from the parallel world. The dog general has such a big heart. He started a fight and threw his own son on the battlefield." Luo Yanwang explained the matter to me calmly: " Doesn’t Shisu just like to change history? They changed it and it’s not your fault, so just keep it safe.”
"Shi Su Tiantian wants to raise his own teeth, but he can't even afford dog food..."
Well, needless to say, in a word, poverty is the original sin.
There are countless parallel worlds, and without knowing which world this Sesshomaru is from, the chances of it being sent back to its biological parents are really not high, nor are Shisuan's group of guys who fear the world will not be chaotic. Maybe I made a trip to the parallel world to send Xiao Seshoumaru back to restore history.
"How old is Xiao Sesho now?" Squeezing the pad of the Q bomb of Sesshomaru, he reckoned that he must be quite young in this state.
"The juvenile dog demon, who is just over 50 years old and has not been completely weaned, can be raised as a shikigami." Luo Yanwang took a little more time to educate me about the growth stages of monsters.
"So the equivalent human age is just over one year old?" I was relieved to hear Sesshomaru's current state. As long as it is not an adult Sesshomaru, I am not in vain. I have not raised monsters for nothing these years.
"I remember that the General Administration of Yinyangliao sells Dharma dog food and dog cans. If you feed it with Dharma milk powder, it won't take long to raise it, and the growth rate will also accelerate. It should be similar to ordinary human children." Luo Yanwang looked at the child. Sesshomaru's eyes were no different from reading the project materials, and he suggested to me very rationally:
"He is a descendant of a big monster. He should not be so obedient when he grows up, but it doesn't matter. I can help you brainwash him in the future."
Luo Yanwang said this in a joking tone, but I know she is serious.
"No, I'm still very good at raising dogs." I raised Sesshomaru's little paw and waved at King Luo Yan: "Look at my pups, don't I take good care of them?"
Luo Yanwang nodded and agreed with what I said. I am better at teaching children than she is. If she cares, she will be confused.
Dharma dog food is too hard, the little guy's teeth can't bite, I soaked him a little bit with milk powder, and when he didn't feed it to his mouth, he looked like he would never eat anything you humans gave him.
But when his nose smelled the smell of Dharma’s milk powder soaked in dog food, he started to eat with my hand holding the bowl. I became playful and took the bowl away from his mouth, and he followed the bowl’s track again. Eating in the past, the body can be said to be very honest.
Little Shashengwan looks like a dog. I prepared a new bottle to feed him. Dharma milk powder contains pure spiritual power. After drinking, he let go of his paw.
After eating and drinking, the only way for such a big monster cub is to sleep. I put him in the basket prepared in advance with a coral fleece blanket after Xiao Seshoumaru fell asleep.
Xiaosashengmaru is easy to support, and it just so happens that Tsunayoshi goes to school, and I can take care of myself when I have nothing to do. Now I am finally a cat and a dog.
In a few years, Sesshomaru can transform into a human form, but the ears and tail are always closed. When I chat with me, the dog’s ears pop out from time to time. The little Sesshomaru who looks like a dumpling of three years old often does this. Annoyed.
"Why are my ears different from yours?" Little Sesshomaru asked me innocently. The big monster has inherited memory, but he hasn't opened it until he was under the age, so he always thought I was his real mother: "I still have a tail, I don't want a tail."
Compared with the shikigami boys, Sesshomaru was not very clingy since he was a child, and he never offered to hug me once.I probably know why he and his mother stopped kissing. His mother also has a cold personality. If two high-cold people are together, there will only be a cold ending.
Fortunately, I'm not aloof, as long as Xiao Sesshomaru ignores me, I can pester him until he ignores me.I really like the way my eyes are reflected in his clear golden pupils, and I can't help but drool on his face every time this happens.
In general, Xiao Sesshomaru and I get along quite "harmoniously", except that he always thinks he is a human being.
What can I do, I am also very desperate, he doesn't believe that he is a monster, and thinks that I am lying to him, so he turns around and doesn't talk to me directly.
The shikigami in the Onmyouya also like to fool Xiao Seshoumaru, especially Tamamomae, insisting that Xiao Seshoumaru is a human being, which is different from their monster race.
This idea was deeply ingrained in Xiao Sesshomaru's mind, and he couldn't resist it in a short time.
A few years later, Tsunayoshi ushered in the last summer vacation of his elementary school, and he looked no longer young. His elementary school time was quite happy with Xiao Gongya, even if he stumbled on his left foot. No one in the class dared to laugh at him when his right foot fell.
He himself knew that it was all caused by the flames on his body being sealed, so he didn't feel inferior. He smiled cheerfully every day, and the whole boy was a buddha.
Xiao Seshoumaru and Sawada Tsunayoshi don't get along well, and he loves to ignore him. Of course, he basically treats everyone like this, but he doesn't hate getting along with Xiao Ming. Apart from staying with me on weekdays, he just listens to Xiao Ming reading to him Listen, studious looks can be deceiving.
I compared my height, Xiao Seshengwan has grown to the height of my waist, and the neighbors around her pink and jade-carved face are all boasting. The children who are a few years younger than Xiao Ming are very heartbroken. I didn’t expect them to escape. A little Ming, but he did not escape the Sesshomaru.
"Mom." Xiao Sesshomaru ran over and called me, then looked at me without saying a word.
I understand what he means, Xiaosashengwan likes to eat milk cakes sold in convenience stores, I will buy one for him every two days, and today is the time for Xiaosashengwan to eat milk cakes that Xiaosashengwan is looking forward to.
The convenience store is not far from home, and it’s only 2 minutes away. I don’t worry about letting him buy it by himself. I give him the money for milk cakes, and I can take a pack of melon seeds with the extra money.
Xiao Seshengmaru packed the money and went out. The target went straight to the convenience store. He didn't take any detours, because I didn't follow, and bought an extra milk cake with the pocket money he kept. He gnawed on it blankly, and decided to Go home after eating.
It was probably God's punishment for Xiao Seshengwan to secretly eat more milk cakes. A red figure jumped down from the roof and jumped in front of him.The frightened little Sesshomaru dropped the half-eaten milk cake to the ground.
"Sesshomaru! How did you become like this?" The silver-haired boy in red fire mouse fur looked shocked when he saw Xiao Sesshomaru: "What do you want to do 500 years after you come here!"
Xiao Seshengwan didn't want to deal with this sudden neurosis, he was still immersed in the great pain of losing half of the milk cake.
"Inuyasha, what are you doing running so fast?" Kagome trotted over, but before he could say a word to Inuyasha, he saw the little Sesshomaru standing there, covered his mouth in surprise, "Sesshomaru!"
Xiao Sesshomaru's endurance has a limit, it's okay for this psychopath to drop his milk cake without apologizing, but he even quarreled with his accomplices in front of him.
"That's right, it's the smell of Sesshomaru." Inuyasha sniffed the small Sesshoumaru carefully again: "No matter what happened, we still have to send him back 500 years ago."
It may be that the appearance of Xiao Seshoumaru surprised Inuyasha and Kagome too much. They didn't notice the abnormality of this "Sesshomaru", they just thought that Sesshomaru changed into a child by themselves, and they didn't listen to Xiao Seshoumaru. Sesshomaru spoke, and rudely picked up his collar to go back to the shrine to send him back 500 years ago.
Xiao Seshoumaru finally realized something was wrong and struggled, but was stunned by Inuyasha. When he woke up, he was already in the world 500 years ago.
Small killing pill: mmp
The author has something to say:
Next episode preview:
The little Sesshomaru of other parallel worlds and the adult Sesshoumaru of this world exchanged glances: ...
Double update achieved~ sleep, good night~
In my spare time, we discussed together what my family's knife masters will take in the non-examination exam. It stands to reason that almost no knife masters who have not fallen into the dark will want to take the non-examination exam. Our Honmaru has set a precedent.
Luo Yanwang doesn't care about these things, anyway, she will open the back door for us no matter what the exam is, but she wants to discuss with me how to come up with the exam questions for those who have fallen into the dark in recent years.
"In this year's exam, I tested the basic qualities of a cowherd. Only a few candlesticks from Shisu have passed the exam. The inspection bureau is almost crying." Luo Yanwang was very happy, and brought out a snow-white dog from the room Zai'er: "I know that the exam questions are your idea, and you also like animals, Shi Su's executives specially brought you a puppy from another parallel world, isn't it very cute?"
Although I like cats more than dogs, this does not affect my love for fluffy animals. The little guy looks like he just had a full moon, which is a cute time, so I just hugged that puppy. A devastated meal.
"It's so cute, does it have a name?" I, who had no resistance to cute little animals, kept rubbing the puppy's dog's face.
This little dog was very shy, and he just took a bite when I tossed his hand, but its teeth didn't grow straight. After grinding for a long time, I didn't feel any pain at all. Instead, the dog's mouth was sore, and he let go of his mouth.
"It has a name." Luo Yanwang saw that I like puppies so much, and she, who doesn't like dogs very much, also liked the dog a lot: "His name is Seshengwan."
"..."
"Any questions?"
"Tell me again, what's the name of this little guy?"
"Sesshomaru." Luo Yanwang repeated it patiently.
Ah, I knew that the one picked up from Luo Yanwang's hands must not be an ordinary pup, it was a loser.
"What's going on?" My hand holding Sesshomaru froze: "Isn't he Inuyasha's brother!"
"Shi Suli Tianshengya was rescued from the parallel world. The dog general has such a big heart. He started a fight and threw his own son on the battlefield." Luo Yanwang explained the matter to me calmly: " Doesn’t Shisu just like to change history? They changed it and it’s not your fault, so just keep it safe.”
"Shi Su Tiantian wants to raise his own teeth, but he can't even afford dog food..."
Well, needless to say, in a word, poverty is the original sin.
There are countless parallel worlds, and without knowing which world this Sesshomaru is from, the chances of it being sent back to its biological parents are really not high, nor are Shisuan's group of guys who fear the world will not be chaotic. Maybe I made a trip to the parallel world to send Xiao Seshoumaru back to restore history.
"How old is Xiao Sesho now?" Squeezing the pad of the Q bomb of Sesshomaru, he reckoned that he must be quite young in this state.
"The juvenile dog demon, who is just over 50 years old and has not been completely weaned, can be raised as a shikigami." Luo Yanwang took a little more time to educate me about the growth stages of monsters.
"So the equivalent human age is just over one year old?" I was relieved to hear Sesshomaru's current state. As long as it is not an adult Sesshomaru, I am not in vain. I have not raised monsters for nothing these years.
"I remember that the General Administration of Yinyangliao sells Dharma dog food and dog cans. If you feed it with Dharma milk powder, it won't take long to raise it, and the growth rate will also accelerate. It should be similar to ordinary human children." Luo Yanwang looked at the child. Sesshomaru's eyes were no different from reading the project materials, and he suggested to me very rationally:
"He is a descendant of a big monster. He should not be so obedient when he grows up, but it doesn't matter. I can help you brainwash him in the future."
Luo Yanwang said this in a joking tone, but I know she is serious.
"No, I'm still very good at raising dogs." I raised Sesshomaru's little paw and waved at King Luo Yan: "Look at my pups, don't I take good care of them?"
Luo Yanwang nodded and agreed with what I said. I am better at teaching children than she is. If she cares, she will be confused.
Dharma dog food is too hard, the little guy's teeth can't bite, I soaked him a little bit with milk powder, and when he didn't feed it to his mouth, he looked like he would never eat anything you humans gave him.
But when his nose smelled the smell of Dharma’s milk powder soaked in dog food, he started to eat with my hand holding the bowl. I became playful and took the bowl away from his mouth, and he followed the bowl’s track again. Eating in the past, the body can be said to be very honest.
Little Shashengwan looks like a dog. I prepared a new bottle to feed him. Dharma milk powder contains pure spiritual power. After drinking, he let go of his paw.
After eating and drinking, the only way for such a big monster cub is to sleep. I put him in the basket prepared in advance with a coral fleece blanket after Xiao Seshoumaru fell asleep.
Xiaosashengmaru is easy to support, and it just so happens that Tsunayoshi goes to school, and I can take care of myself when I have nothing to do. Now I am finally a cat and a dog.
In a few years, Sesshomaru can transform into a human form, but the ears and tail are always closed. When I chat with me, the dog’s ears pop out from time to time. The little Sesshomaru who looks like a dumpling of three years old often does this. Annoyed.
"Why are my ears different from yours?" Little Sesshomaru asked me innocently. The big monster has inherited memory, but he hasn't opened it until he was under the age, so he always thought I was his real mother: "I still have a tail, I don't want a tail."
Compared with the shikigami boys, Sesshomaru was not very clingy since he was a child, and he never offered to hug me once.I probably know why he and his mother stopped kissing. His mother also has a cold personality. If two high-cold people are together, there will only be a cold ending.
Fortunately, I'm not aloof, as long as Xiao Sesshomaru ignores me, I can pester him until he ignores me.I really like the way my eyes are reflected in his clear golden pupils, and I can't help but drool on his face every time this happens.
In general, Xiao Sesshomaru and I get along quite "harmoniously", except that he always thinks he is a human being.
What can I do, I am also very desperate, he doesn't believe that he is a monster, and thinks that I am lying to him, so he turns around and doesn't talk to me directly.
The shikigami in the Onmyouya also like to fool Xiao Seshoumaru, especially Tamamomae, insisting that Xiao Seshoumaru is a human being, which is different from their monster race.
This idea was deeply ingrained in Xiao Sesshomaru's mind, and he couldn't resist it in a short time.
A few years later, Tsunayoshi ushered in the last summer vacation of his elementary school, and he looked no longer young. His elementary school time was quite happy with Xiao Gongya, even if he stumbled on his left foot. No one in the class dared to laugh at him when his right foot fell.
He himself knew that it was all caused by the flames on his body being sealed, so he didn't feel inferior. He smiled cheerfully every day, and the whole boy was a buddha.
Xiao Seshoumaru and Sawada Tsunayoshi don't get along well, and he loves to ignore him. Of course, he basically treats everyone like this, but he doesn't hate getting along with Xiao Ming. Apart from staying with me on weekdays, he just listens to Xiao Ming reading to him Listen, studious looks can be deceiving.
I compared my height, Xiao Seshengwan has grown to the height of my waist, and the neighbors around her pink and jade-carved face are all boasting. The children who are a few years younger than Xiao Ming are very heartbroken. I didn’t expect them to escape. A little Ming, but he did not escape the Sesshomaru.
"Mom." Xiao Sesshomaru ran over and called me, then looked at me without saying a word.
I understand what he means, Xiaosashengwan likes to eat milk cakes sold in convenience stores, I will buy one for him every two days, and today is the time for Xiaosashengwan to eat milk cakes that Xiaosashengwan is looking forward to.
The convenience store is not far from home, and it’s only 2 minutes away. I don’t worry about letting him buy it by himself. I give him the money for milk cakes, and I can take a pack of melon seeds with the extra money.
Xiao Seshengmaru packed the money and went out. The target went straight to the convenience store. He didn't take any detours, because I didn't follow, and bought an extra milk cake with the pocket money he kept. He gnawed on it blankly, and decided to Go home after eating.
It was probably God's punishment for Xiao Seshengwan to secretly eat more milk cakes. A red figure jumped down from the roof and jumped in front of him.The frightened little Sesshomaru dropped the half-eaten milk cake to the ground.
"Sesshomaru! How did you become like this?" The silver-haired boy in red fire mouse fur looked shocked when he saw Xiao Sesshomaru: "What do you want to do 500 years after you come here!"
Xiao Seshengwan didn't want to deal with this sudden neurosis, he was still immersed in the great pain of losing half of the milk cake.
"Inuyasha, what are you doing running so fast?" Kagome trotted over, but before he could say a word to Inuyasha, he saw the little Sesshomaru standing there, covered his mouth in surprise, "Sesshomaru!"
Xiao Sesshomaru's endurance has a limit, it's okay for this psychopath to drop his milk cake without apologizing, but he even quarreled with his accomplices in front of him.
"That's right, it's the smell of Sesshomaru." Inuyasha sniffed the small Sesshoumaru carefully again: "No matter what happened, we still have to send him back 500 years ago."
It may be that the appearance of Xiao Seshoumaru surprised Inuyasha and Kagome too much. They didn't notice the abnormality of this "Sesshomaru", they just thought that Sesshomaru changed into a child by themselves, and they didn't listen to Xiao Seshoumaru. Sesshomaru spoke, and rudely picked up his collar to go back to the shrine to send him back 500 years ago.
Xiao Seshoumaru finally realized something was wrong and struggled, but was stunned by Inuyasha. When he woke up, he was already in the world 500 years ago.
Small killing pill: mmp
The author has something to say:
Next episode preview:
The little Sesshomaru of other parallel worlds and the adult Sesshoumaru of this world exchanged glances: ...
Double update achieved~ sleep, good night~
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