[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

Even though I tried so hard to make Gilgamesh angry, he was still as motionless as a mountain. From the outside, he didn't even frown. I kind of admire Jin Glitter's endurance.

But Enkidu has already seen through everything, he whispered to me softly:

"Grandma, Jill is blowing up, the villain in him is throwing things."

Gilgamesh’s camouflage was transparent in front of Enkidu. Enkidu unceremoniously helped me analyze all of Gilgamesh’s psychological activities, and imitated his tone of speaking vividly. Ten out of ten.

If someone saw what was in his heart, a normal person would be annoyed and angry, but Gilgamesh was different. Not only was he not angry, but his eyes even glowed strangely with excitement.

"As expected of my best friend, you can see clearly what I think in my heart." Gilgamesh laughed like an idiot, I seemed to see a figure of a bastard in him, it probably wasn't me illusion.

I have analyzed Gilgamesh's attributes clearly. As long as he doesn't touch Enkidu, he is still a little IQ, but as long as he dares to touch a little bit, he will instantly evolve into a second flash, galloping on the road of mental retardation, Ladula not coming back.

"...Baby boy, are you okay?" I pondered for a long time, and the reliable impression Gilgamesh had given me in my heart collapsed. When I watched anime, no one told me that Jin Shanshan was still an idiot.

"Of course I'm not sick." Gilgamesh gave me a cold look, and expressed his accusation against me for defaming his image in front of his best friends. Finally calmed down, he continued: "Since you are the best friend of this king, Mother, then I can write off your sin of offending the king before."

Although I probably took advantage of the previous incident, the attitude of Jin Shining's upturned nose made me feel a little itchy, and I wanted to give him two hits, but I couldn't beat him without killing him.

It is a very easy job to deal with Jin Xingxing whose IQ has dropped to zero in front of his best friend with his brain, and I can easily do it.

In order to relax his vigilance, I threw his Deviant Sword to him again, along with the dumpling version of Enkidu.

Gilgamesh finally got his wish and embraced his best friend, and the little soft Enkidu melted his heart when he embraced him.He didn't even have time to pick up the Deviant Sword, and the EX-level treasure was left hanging on the ground like a tattered piece.

The dumpling version of Enki doesn’t like letting his friends hug him that much. The main reason is that Gilgamesh is always a bit scary (idiot) when getting along with him. Due to my instructions, he didn’t struggle abnormally, and he wrapped his arms around his friend’s neck. His face was drooling.

"..." Gilgamesh's entire face turned red, and his IQ successfully dropped below zero and became negative.

It is estimated that Gilgamesh's vigilance has dropped to the lowest point at this time, so I opened my mouth now:

"Oh, Xiao En is not only cute in appearance, but also very obedient. This is one of the best among my cubs."

It is more useful to praise his best friend in front of Gilgamesh than to praise him, he nodded reservedly instead of Enkidu, motioning for me to continue.

"There's only one thing, I feel so sorry for him as a mother." I wiped the crocodile tears from the corner of my eyes, and kept fooling Gilgamesh: "Xiao En doesn't even have a friend of the same age. , his brothers and sisters are all grown up, and they can't play with him, even if there is any conflict, Xiao En is also the one who gets bullied."

"I was just thinking, it would be great if Xiao En had a kid of his age to play with, so that the two of them could have a meal, sleep, and play games together." I'm afraid of Jill Gamesh couldn't understand my hint, so he specially gave him a very meaningful look, and emphasized his tone: "I just don't know where to find such a person."

"This king can do it!" Gilgamesh lived up to my suggestion, and gently tapped Enkidu's apple-like face with one hand: "This king can drink the potion of rejuvenation and shrink to the size of a close friend." age, to accompany a close friend."

"Um, don't you still want to participate in the Holy Grail War?" I put my arms around my chest, looking at Gilgamesh in embarrassment: "Should I wait until the Holy Grail War is over? It's just that Xiao En has no children of the same age to play with for seven days. .”

"No, I'll drink it now. Compared with my best friend, the Holy Grail is rubbish." Gilgamesh proudly took out the potion of rejuvenation from Wang Cai, and drank it in front of me. .

After drinking, he didn't forget to put Enkidu on the ground before becoming smaller, for fear that he would accidentally drop his best friend after becoming smaller.

A puff of smoke dissipated, and Gilgamesh changed from an adult hero king to a young Gil who was the same age as Enkidu. My plan succeeded, and I smiled with relief.

"My friend, my friend, look, I'm as tall as you." Young Jill poked the dimples on his face, unaware that a pair of evil hands were reaching out to him.

Although the dumpling version of Enkidu really wanted to help, even though he became a child, he unexpectedly liked Gilgamesh a lot, but the speed of his reminders was not as fast as his grandmother who had been single for more than 20 years.

I picked up Young Jill, stroked his blond hair affectionately, and then stripped off my pants to have a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots.

Let you grow up a bear, if you don't fight, you kneel down and call the boss, I wasted half a day of saliva?

The young Jin Shining was not my opponent in terms of physical strength, he was completely suppressed and beaten by me. I laughed grinningly while beating, and my mouth was still full of taunts. After 2 minutes of hitting, Young Jill couldn't help but burst into tears.

This is the first time Gilgamesh has been spanked in his life, but it won't be the last as long as he doesn't turn back into an adult.

After beating for about 5 minutes, I was almost completely relieved. Young Jill was still lying on my lap in the position of being spanked, hiccupping from crying, and I haven't had time to put on my pants.

Enkidu came closer to see how Young Gil was being beaten, and heard him crying so hard that he was afraid that he would be broken.As a result, when he took a closer look, Young Jill's little butt was just a little swollen, not even a skin trauma. His mother seemed to be very experienced in beating children, and she was terrified when she thought about it carefully.

Facing Enkidu's terrified eyes, I smiled soothingly, and skillfully put Young Jill's pants on, and then explained slowly: "You think I never hit your brothers and sisters? Your brothers and sisters were young when they were young. They are very bears, and Xiao Dao Jing and Gu Hu Niao are not willing to fight when it is time to fight, so the task of stick education can only be left to me."

"When Ciqiu and Maemae were your age, they liked to play with fire, so just play with it. I don't object to the racial nature of monsters. But these two brats ordered Awataguchi's room at night, That fire is not a normal fire, it is their natal flames, ghost fire and fox fire, and your Uncle Bones and the others still have a sea of ​​fire phobia, so they almost didn't come out."

"Do you think I will fight or not?"

When I said this, my eyes were a little sore, and I thought of the bones that were burned that night and immersed in the nightmare for four or five days without waking up. From that day on, I reflected on my wrong doting on the shikigami. He had a hard fight with Qianqian, and he didn't go further and further down the path of the bear's parents who inflated the bear's child's arrogance.

"Auntie was right." Enkidu nodded slightly, covering his ass with his little hands, for fear that I would even spank him.

I couldn't help bursting out laughing: "Ann, if you don't make some big mistakes, Mom won't be willing to beat you."

"Hi... I didn't make a big mistake." Young Jill covered her butt with one hand, wiped her tears with the other, and looked at me with accusing eyes.

"You're not my cub, of course I'm willing to beat you." I told the truth without any psychological burden. I can't even feel sorry for my own cubs, so I don't have the heart to feel sorry for other people's brats.

Young Jill: ... (What she said was so reasonable that I was speechless.)

After Gilgamesh became a child, he was much better than the adult version. He talked too much, and he apologized to me solemnly after crying enough.

"I'm sorry, big sister, that Jin Jingying is too much, I apologize to you on his behalf." Young Jill thought that when he grew up, he would become a highly self-centered secondary patient with a small face. Almost wrinkled into a bun: "Why do I become that shiny gold when I grow up, it's so annoying."

The only thing Young Jill has in common with him as an adult is his obsession with Enkidu. Young Jill has also noticed the benefits of being smaller, and it was very painful when he was spanked by me before, and the situation after that is completely flattering ah.

I fulfilled what I said before and let him play with Enkidu. Enkidu gave Gilgamesh his Dharma canned biscuits to eat. The appearance of my childhood sweetheart made me unable to bear to separate the two. .

Young-gil's good mood lasted until Tohsaka Tokiomi's call arrived, he didn't want to be separated from Enkidu at all.

"Little Jill, it's not impossible for you not to be separated from Enkidu." I personally helped him make suggestions: "I can help you break the contract between you and your master, and let Enkidu be yours." Master, what do you think?"

"Really?" Young Jill agreed with this proposal with both hands and feet. Whoever is the master is not the one, it is better to let his best friend be the master, he can listen to it willingly.

"I won't lie to you either, you can follow us back to live in our Honmaru in the future, but well, the rent..." I gestured.

"I will definitely pay the rent, how about five golden treasures per month?" Young Gil twitched five fingers: "Basic food, housing and transportation are another consideration."

"Honmaru welcomes a boss like you!" The rent alone is more than the combined salary of Shizheng and Yinyangliao!Hand over your knees to the boss!

Enkidu had no objection, I spent 5000 yuan to buy a few command spells, and asked Foxonosuke to help move Young Gil's contract to Enkidu, and turned around and asked Young Gil for a handling fee of 500 million.

Tasting the red wine and waiting for Gilgamesh to return, the Command Seal on the back of Tohsaka Tokiomi's hand hurt, and he realized that the connection with Gilgamesh had disappeared, so he stood up abruptly, and without his knowledge the King of Heroes Fallen, what kind of monster came to this Holy Grail War!

The author has something to say:

Congratulations to Tokiomi's father for becoming the first out of the Holy Grail War!

Jin Glitter ran away with the treasure and Enki!

It is estimated that Jin Xingshan is about to become the biggest victim here, and he is still the kind who spends money and wants to do bullshit for Enkidu.