[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

There is no doubt that Diarmuid is a chef, but this level is probably a little worse than Hasebe, because there is something silly and bubbling like chivalry in his heart.

As a follower under Kenneth, an old routine driver, he wanted neither to violate his command nor to violate the spirit of chivalry, but in the end it was because of the spirit of chivalry that he violated his master.

It's like when a girlfriend asks her boyfriend who would you save first when my mother and I fell into the water, and the boyfriend said: "Although you are very important, my mother is more important. Of course I will save my mother." A deadly act that doesn't beat around the bush.

It's no big deal to change to someone who can talk a little bit, but Diarmuid's skill points are almost zero except for business exchanges with other followers...

Hey, I looked at Diarmuid who was knocked unconscious by me and lying on the ground next to the sofa with pity. Actually, I also wanted to move him to the sofa, but I couldn’t move him, so I could only drag him by his feet. to the sofa.

I also don't have the heart to let the beautiful woman of Solawu be a coolie. Kenneth, please, although it may help, but it is definitely indispensable.So Diarmuid, you should lie on the ground, the heroic spirit will not get sick, right?

"Super Soldier, you should be in charge of vigilance when Lancer is in a coma... Can vigilance be done? An enemy approaches and shouts." Just after speaking, Kenneth remembered my EFG attributes, and felt that the task of vigilance should be entrusted to me A little flustered: "If you can't do it, just say it, I'll do it."

Pushing Kenneth, who has always been arrogant and conceited, to this level, I am a strong man in a sense.

"No, Master, you can rest assured and leave the matter of vigilance to me." I patted my chest, my face was full of vigilance but I still wanted to be a hero.

"Are you sure you will? A super soldier?" Kenneth stared at me expressionlessly.

"I won't~" I blinked my eyes, with a shocked expression of how do you think I can do such a difficult thing.

"..." Kenneth frowned and counted down for five seconds.

"But my little one will wait a while." I snapped my fingers, and the two dragons behind me flew out and circled the room, and then bowed their heads docilely in front of Kenneth.

Kenneth failed to get angry, and he was very uncomfortable, but the dragon in the oriental legend stopped so obediently in front of him and bowed his head, which made his complexion much better.

Kenneth reached out to touch a dragon's head, but when his palm was only one centimeter away from the dragon's head, the two dragons rushed away quickly, and he could even see the very human-like expression in the eyes of the two dragons. "Teasing you" three words.

... Has this dragon become a spirit?

The two dragons were very smart, and they didn't stay in the house anymore, they all flew out of the window, and my poor Master Kenneth didn't even get angry.

"Sorry, I forgot to tell the master, these two little babies are not allowed to be touched by outsiders except me, master, you have such a big heart, obviously you don't care about these things." I saw Kenneth about to change his face , quickly blocked his angry mouth.

Unlike Lancer's loyalty, I am good at and willing to bully my teammates. Even though I am weak, even Kenneth can't speak against me, and I can't beat him. I'm afraid that I will send the first drop of blood and experience to the enemy for thousands of miles. , I also understand that I call him Master but I don't really take him seriously as Master in my heart.

Kenneth can see very clearly, so the way he treats me is very different from Diarmuid.

You can't have the same requirements for kindergarten children and college students. Kenneth, who is a teacher, is still good at teaching students in accordance with their aptitude.

I was treated as mentally handicapped in kindergarten:? ? ?

Diarmuid didn't faint for a long time, and got up by himself to take over the work of the two dragons in more than half an hour. Against the light, he looked like a model worker.

Kenneth is not idle either, he is busy perfecting his magic workshop, and Solau is also helping, so I went to cheer for them on a whim, but after successfully helping a few times and causing their previous efforts to be in vain, The cruel master found a reason and threw him out.

But I am not timid at all, because I have the legendary black card in my hand, and the benefits of clouds are reflected. No matter how high the floor is, I can float down without climbing stairs. They all have a real feeling that they are a little fairy.

I came out this time with a shopping mission, even though Kenneth just pulled it out because he wanted to drive me away, but I must buy that thing, because what I bought was green shoes with a big flower jacket, Kenneth wanted to Destroying Lancer's image in front of Solau is already trying his best.

Green shoes are easy to find, but green shoes that meet Kenneth’s requirements are not so easy to find. This master thief is difficult to serve. Buying green shoes with a large flower cotton jacket requires high-end atmosphere and high-grade earth. Doesn’t he know that earth Don't they have anything to do with the words high-end atmosphere and high grade?

Reluctantly changing my beloved pure gold armor into a sportswear, I searched for earthy high-end and high-grade green shoes in shoe stores all over the street, and finally, after a few hours of shopping, I locked on a target.

The pair of green leather shoes were placed on the display cabinet, and I saw them at a glance in the sea of ​​shoes. This is the skateboard I want... um... green shoes!

Pure shit green is rarely seen in the market. This shoe store has the courage to put this pair of shoes on the display cabinet. I respect the store manager for being a man.The grade of the whole store was lowered by this pair of shoes. I held the pair of shoes with trembling hands, as if I had found a treasure, and the clerk next to me looked at me like a fool.

However, the clerk is still very dedicated, and she used her good professionalism to praise the shoes to the sky. There is nothing in the sky, but I don’t know if her conscience will hurt.

Now that I have chosen it, I am not the character of Moji. I took out the black card and was about to pay the bill. The lady clerk took out the credit card machine with a very friendly smile.

I swiped the card gracefully, but the clerk made me press the pause button for swiping the card with a word.

"Miss, please enter the bank card password."

What the hell, does something like a black card still need a password? I thought about it carefully, and I really need it, but I don't know what the password is for this card, and the atmosphere was very embarrassing for a while.

I still have a few Ruanmei coins in my pocket, but Neon doesn’t accept them at all. In desperation, I sincerely looked at the shop assistant: "Beauty, do you support shoe-shining for credit?"

"Miss, you really like to joke, hahaha." The clerk smiled awkwardly but politely. It seems that I can't take these shoes away today.

I resentfully put the shoes back where they were, tears streaming from the corners of my eyes, in the dim eyes of tears, I saw a slightly familiar figure, in a red suit, with a sexy mustache, oh my god, this is not Tokiomi's father !

I can't be wrong, he is my future father-in-law, and God let me meet him at this time, which made me firmly believe in the fate between me and that pair of shoes.

"Mr. Tohsaka! Mr. Tohsaka!" I ran over and patted Tohsaka Tokiomi on the shoulder, quickly entering the state of a showman.

"Are you...?" Tosaka Tokiomi turned his head, a little puzzled, he probably didn't know this little girl.

"You don't know, it's okay if you don't know, but you must know me after I tell you." I said nonsense seriously: "Actually, I am the class teacher of your daughter Rin Tosaka."

"Your wife and I had a lot of conversations at the parent-teacher meeting. Your wife showed me your photo, so I recognized you right away." Participate in your daughter's parent meeting when you have time: "My name is Miyamoto Musashi, you can call me Miyamoto."

"I have long admired Mr. Miyamoto's name, and I am grateful to you for taking care of my little girl." Knowing that the young-looking woman in front of him was his daughter's homeroom teacher, Tosaka Tokiomi didn't doubt anything, and extended his hand friendly.

Immediately, I grabbed Tokiomi's father's hand with both hands and shook it vigorously. This kind of unreasonable behavior almost cracked the perfect smile on his face.

"It's like this, Mr. Tohsaka, I didn't bring any money with me when I went shopping this time, can you lend me some first?" At this time, Tohsaka Tokiomi is no longer a human being in my eyes. Money machine!

"Of course, Miyamoto-sensei." Tokiomi Tosaka agreed happily, but it was just a loan, and Tosaka's family had no shortage.

With Tokiomi's father's financial support, I finally bought those shit-green leather shoes.At that moment, my heart was very excited. With this pair of shoes, I seemed to have the whole world.

"Mr. Tohsaka, you are really a good person." I rewarded Tokiomi's father with a good person card without hesitation: "I will let Xiao Rin bring the money back to you."

"It's okay, you don't have to pay back the money, Miyamoto-sensei, it's just my father's thank you for taking care of Xiao Rin. I'm usually very busy, so I don't have much time to teach this child." Tosaka Tokiomi sighed Tone, the Holy Grail War is very dangerous, even if Gilgamesh is summoned, he is not sure that he will be able to retreat unscathed.

Tokiomi Tohsaka and I exchanged a few more pleasantries, basically talking about his daughter's performance in school. Although I am not Rin Tohsaka's real class teacher, it is not a problem to fool his father based on what I know in the anime. No.

When it was time to part, Tosaka Tokiomi said politely out of politeness: "Will Miyamoto-sensei come to the humble house for a cup of tea?"

According to the general routine, after the host puts forward this sentence politely, the guest will take the initiative to express that he has something to do and cannot be a guest. After going back and forth like this twice, the host will "regretfully" give up the invitation the third time. The other person's intention to be a guest has both face and face.

But the general routine here is not going to work for me.

"That's so embarrassing." I also smiled politely, and said before Tosaka Tokiomi sent out another polite invitation: "Where is your home? Let's go."

"..." Tokiomi's father was stunned for a moment.

Hey, Yaoyaoling, someone here doesn't follow the rules!

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The next chapter can finally be written to Shining!Hahahahaha~

Su Ran never plays cards according to the routine, Tokiomi, you just give up~