[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

I hesitated for a while, but still deliberately prevented the Shikigami groups from cheating on their teammates.

"Boys, why don't you play games without being numb?" I pretended to be sad that no one would play with me, and the little mentally retarded people believed it.

"Ma Ma, Ma Ma~" Yuzao's former group stopped scolding teammates, turned off the voice and crawled towards me, calling Ma Ma while crawling, and tripped over his own tail when he climbed too fast, the group became The meatball rolled to my feet.

I lifted him up and held his little hand to help him stand up. Tamamomae Danzi could already stand up, but it was a bit difficult to walk, and he could still walk a few steps by holding my hand.

I am very free at the moment, so I hold his two little meaty hands and lead him slowly. Tamamo squeezed away.

"Today I won't do anything, just help you to go, don't fight, take turns." I flicked the forehead of the pinball ball, and the little guy pursed his mouth, looking unhappy.

I patted his head again and said, "The next one will help you go."

Ciqiu's mood finally cleared up, in order to show that he didn't squeeze the balls in front of Yuzao just now, he kissed him on the face, and after kissing him, he didn't feel very good, so he quickly crawled to Xiao Jiutun's side and kissed him several times The next is the end.

Now Xiao Jiutun's expression is not very good.Xiao Jiutun kept a terrified face and climbed to Xiao Hongye's side, wanting Xiao Hongye to comfort him, she was still playing games, so Xiao Hongye had no time to pay attention to him, and gave Xiao Jiutun a cold look:

"Spicy chicken, retarded, get out!"

A series of taunts in the voice of a little milk came out of Xiao Hongye's mouth, the sentences were coherent and the words were correct.Xiaojiu, who understands human language, burst into tears.

Ciqiu saw his best friend was made to cry by Xiao Hongye, and rushed over to bite her.Xiao Hongye smiled slightly, stopped playing games, and used the tablet as a weapon to shoot Ciqiu's head, breaking the horns on Ciqiu's head violently.

"Hic." Ciqiu was suspicious of being hit by Hongye's heavy blow. He picked up his horn that was broken by Hongye's forceful blow from the ground. His little hand was trembling because of the pain. He raised his eyes and saw it again. He raised the tablet again and wanted to give him another red leaf.

"Mama! Mama!" Ciqiu jumped into my arms faster than the mountain rabbit, and this time successfully squeezed Xiao Yuzao out, Xiao Yuzao was caught off guard and fell down.

But Xiao Tamazao didn't want to argue with Ibarakiu about these things, not because of his generosity, but because Xiao Ibaraki was too miserable, and he was very loved by his compatriots, and he didn't want to sprinkle salt on Ibaraki's wound.

"Wow! Mama! Mama!" Ciqiu cried and fell into my arms, not wanting to come out to face the scary little red leaf, raised the broken horn in front of my eyes, and told me a very untechnical shape.

Although Xiao Ibaraki's situation is very miserable at this time, I feel very distressed, but you did it yourself!He wanted to bully others but was beaten, and his horns were knocked off, and it was fine to cry, and he came to complain.

It's not that you are not allowed to sue, baby, if it was a boy who hit you, I can mediate it, but the one who hit you was a little girl!Boys can't beat girls in fights, so no one cares about how to sue.

I think when my cousin was in elementary school, a little girl beat and cried three little boys. The parents of the little boys came over and saw that the little girl turned around and left, saying "what a shame".My current mood is similar to that of the little boy's parents.

"Spicy chicken." Xiao Hongye smiled contemptuously, took the small bottle that Xiao Jiutun handed over, and played games while drinking milk.

"..." Xiao Ibaraki's crying paused for a moment, and after a while, he cried into a ball again.

I couldn't bear to let Ibaraki cry like this all the time, so to coax him, I acted like I was going to hit Momiji.The left hand rested on Hongye's body, and the right hand touched the palm of his left hand, making a clear slap.While hitting, he said: "Let you smash the ball, let you smash the ball."

Ciqiu, a little mentally handicapped, really believed that I was hitting Xiaohongye, and he couldn't stop smiling from ear to ear.Xiao Hongye and I looked at him sympathetically for a while, then shook our heads in unison. The child is hopelessly hopeless.

As for the broken horn of Ibaraki, Xiaobai told me to stick it with 502 glue, and it will grow tight by itself in two days.I asked Hasebe for glue to glue the corners of the ball back. After 5 minutes, the mentally handicapped Ciqiu completely forgot the fear of being dominated by Xiao Hongye, and crawled around me in the corridor.

I completely ignored this obviously doped ball and walked with the rest of the Dango-style theology.To be honest, helping the dumplings to walk step by step will really feel like being a mother.

Kaguya Himedanko was relatively timid, she held my arm tightly, not daring to take a step.It took me a long time to coax her before she mustered up the courage to take a step forward. After taking two steps, I had to praise her before she would continue to walk.

Lianlian is even cuter. He can't stand up at all, but he still has to learn to walk.I was so worn out that I put my hands under his armpits, half-embracing his humanoid walker, and giggled happily.

I played with the dumplings until it was getting late, and then reluctantly went to eat. The dumplings drank milk a few times when they were playing with me. They are not hungry, but I am hungry.

Unexpectedly, the dinner was not the chef Chef Candlestick Chemah, but Daikurigaro, who made it very delicious.

"Jia Luo, I didn't expect you to be so virtuous!" I said with emotion.

"...Let's eat yours." Dajuli Jialuo wasn't shy at all. He had long been used to being molested by his own god-judgment. How could he have thought that the god-judger was an introverted little girl?

"Gara~I want to eat meatballs~" I drank corn porridge and acted cute to Okurigara.

Okurigara looked at me, but he didn't say the words of refusal in the end.

"Only this once." Jia Luo sighed and said helplessly.

"Could you bake a few cupcakes by the way? I want to eat chocolate flavor." Seeing that he agreed, I made a few wishes: "I also want to drink red bean milk tea, put more red beans."

"..."

Okurigara stared at me blankly for a while before entering the kitchen again.

In just half an hour, he brought out everything I wanted to eat and put it in front of me. The chocolate-flavored cupcakes and red bean milk tea were a perfect match. I took a big sip of the milk tea, and the happiness overflowed from my stomach the whole body.

I took a cupcake and tore off the paper cup, and called out the name of Daikurigara: "Gara~"

"What's the matter?" There was some impatience on the curry sauce surface of the black skin, but this impatience did not penetrate into the eyes.

I popped part of the cupcake into his mouth while he opened his mouth to speak, and his eyes widened slightly, clearly not expecting me to do so.

In order to avoid the result of his labor being scrapped, Okurigara had no choice but to grab the crumbling cake first, and then catch it with his hands.

"What are you doing!" Curry Sauce felt the sweetness in his mouth that had not dissipated, and his reaction was a bit like a cat that kept its paws away for fear of hurting its owner even though its fur was blown.

"I'll give you a cake first." I returned his big smile and said sincerely, "Thanks for your hard work."

"...Then don't get so close to me." Dakurigaro's voice became smaller and smaller: "For me, it's fine to be alone."

"Listen to you." I made an OK gesture, pulled the stool over and signaled him to sit down: "Let's eat together."

Curry Sauce was stunned, didn't he listen to him and let him be alone?

"Oh?" I kicked the stool to let him sit down quickly: "You are a sharp knife, not a human being, and you happen to be alone with me."

"..." Curry Sauce choked, and sat beside me helplessly. Facts have proved that he is not my opponent in terms of lip service, and he has given up struggling.

Seeing that the cupcakes on the plate became less and less under the agitation of the god judge's cheeks, Okurigara was so affected that he wanted to eat something, so he simply ate the cake in his hand.

The frequency of his cheek chewing is in sync with mine, and from a distance he looks like two squirrels gnawing on nuts.

Tsurumaru saw that it was rare for Garo not to raise his thorns, and ran over to wrap his arms around his shoulders.

"Gara, I want to eat crepes~" Tsurumaru brazenly tried to imitate me asking curry sauce to help him make snacks, his tone was very sticky, and I felt numb while sitting.

Jia Luo got goosebumps all over his body, and he didn't eat the cake. He gave Tsurumaru a back fall, turned and left.

Watching the excitement, I gave Tsurumaru a kick.

"Still alive?" I asked.

"No, I'm dead."

"Goodbye."

After I finished speaking, I was about to eat while holding the plate, but his outstretched hand grabbed my trouser leg.

"Don't go, I want to eat cake too." Tsurumaru smiled meanly.

"Aren't you dead?" I rubbed my forehead and added: "I will call Xiao Ming to collect the body for you. Rest in peace."

Tsurumaru blinked his big eyes, and his face was gone: "I'm resurrected again, the master will bring me a piece of cake."

All right, since Crane Ball is shameless, can I not let him eat it?

So Tsurumaru satisfactorily swept away most of the cakes and meatballs on the plate. If it wasn't for my quick hands, even the half-drinked milk tea would have been murdered.

After eating and drinking, I went to the kitchen for a walk, packed a bunch of meals, Wuhu Tuijiang Xue Xiaoye and the others hadn't come to eat at this point, and they probably had a good time playing games.Send them a meal and see how they are doing.

Before I got to the place, I heard the game sound of King Pesticide from a distance.When I entered the door, I saw Wuhu Tui talking to Xiao Ye about how to make a costume, and Jiang Xue was concentrating on immersing herself in the game.

Shall I look on Jiang Xue's phone screen? He used Little Luban, and his record is a little tricky.

0-0-20

It's not uncommon for a Luban to get twenty assists, but he doesn't have a single head!

Jiang Xue's teammates finally couldn't bear to speak.

[Your brother-in-law (Xiang Yu): Lu Ban, do you believe in Buddhism?Why not kill people. 】

With this mocking tone, a scolding battle in exchange for temper tantrums is probably about to start.It's a pity that what he met was Jiang Xue, whose heart was as calm as water.

Jiang Xue manipulated little Luban into the grass, and used her thumb to type carefully in the team channel.

【Hate war (Lu Ban): I am a believer in Buddha, how did you know. 】

The actions of the teammates on Jiang Xue's small map have all been suspended, and I guess they are all deducting words.

【Guess what (Li Bai):...】

[Innocent (Daji): Luban 666. 】

[Has been cut into a super soldier (Miyamoto Musashi): 23333]

【Your brother-in-law (Xiang Yu): I am speechless. 】

"..." Not to mention his teammates, I am speechless! ! !

The author has something to say:

Let me tell you a secret, I also believe in Buddha, but I am believed in Buddha, even if I want to take the head, I can't get 23333

Thank you Xiaoyue for your support every day~~~

The most important thing, the sip of the little angel's milk, Wan Yexueqin, said to throw the uncle to my uncle, and it really came! ! !Can you throw another Lianlian at me~~~

I plan to let the two little shikigami grow up for a while, and you vote in the comment area.If you want to see who's adult version, just vote, I will count the results in three days, remember, there are only two candidates~~~