[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

When Yamabuka Kiri Kunihiro walked in, he was overwhelmed by the cries of Shikigami Danko in the room. He saw a bunch of little dolls surrounding his master calling his mother, and even Hasebe, who was usually very serious, tried hard to maintain He coaxed them with a smiling face, but his efforts were of no avail.

The Shikigami Danzi said that although they are mentally retarded, Hasebe can’t insult their IQ like this. They are very principled Danzi, and they will not easily compromise without a hug from their favorite grandma.

"Master?" Yamabuchi Kunihiro tentatively asked me who was submerged in the dumpling. When I saw him, it was as if I saw a savior.

"Little Huangmao, my God, you are finally here!" Although the dumplings are cute, they are not cute at all when they cry!Cry as long as you want, they insist on crying with me in their arms, and the clothes I just changed will be scrapped again.Just past noon, I changed my clothes twice. I didn't expect that I could hide from the claws of the knives, but I couldn't hide from the tears of the shikigami.

This is a tragic story.

Like a hero, Yamabagiri Kunihiro saved me from the siege of Shikigami Danko's tears, and the consequence of this was that the little guys cried harder, and they would stop crying only when they dragged me.

Don't you just want to grab my hand and satisfy you guys!I looked at the milk dolls whose IQ and physical age were quite suitable, with gentle smiles, and went into the house ignoring their cries.

After 5 minutes, I came out of the house, took a dozen first-class photos of myself, and picked up two that had been pasted on the faces of Hasebe and Xiao Huangmao.

The Danzi shikigami rubbed their eyes, ah, why did Grandma become three.

Ichimokuren's reaction was very cute. He crawled in the direction of Hasebe for a while, then turned around and climbed in the direction of Yamabukiri Kunihiro for a while, his eyes were still looking back and forth between the three of us, as if thinking that there were three Which one is he going to choose?

As the only shikigami who can speak, Ootengu has a brain with a brain that is one year higher in IQ than the other danzi. With the intelligence of about two years old, he successfully judged the real body of Grandma, which is me.He opened his hands to keep his balance, and staggered towards me.

The other dumplings suffered from the low IQ, and they crawled towards Hasebe and Xiao Huangmao who came together and waved to them. In their eyes, two grandmas and one grandma, of course, choose two grandmas. Damn it!

The big tengu's appearance of not being able to stand still and wanting to get close to me really softened my heart. I squatted down and kneaded his fleshy little face.The big tengu dumpling didn't resist, just looked at me and smiled cheerfully, and grinded my fingers with the only few teeth.

He flickered his little wings as if he was going to fly into my arms, but his wings are not much better than decorations now, and he can only make him less than two centimeters off the ground when he flops with all his strength. The center of gravity was unstable and a real dog gnawing mud fell on the spot.

I really couldn't hold back a burst of laughter, how could this dog be so silly when he was young.Shaking his head, he lifted him up from the ground and patted the dirt off his body.

"Mama, they are all (stupid) idiots, I'm the smartest." Big Tengu pointed to the other dumplings and said to me.

Hearing the big tengu's words, I patted his dog's head sympathetically.Silly dog, you are not very smart, don't laugh at fifty steps.

Gouzi didn't know that he was labeled as mentally handicapped in his mother's mind just like the other dumplings, and he thought his mother was stroking his head to agree with his words, so he was just being silly.

I covered my face, this IQ is really hopeless!Grandma can save your people, but she can't save your brain!

On the other side, the other swordsmen also arrived at the door, and Xiaobai and Foxnosuke felt relieved when they heard the laughter in the room.Xiaobai was worried about whether the masters of Shikigami would offend the master; as for Fox's help, it was purely afraid of being attacked.

After getting permission from the owner of the house, the knives opened the door, and the shikigami cubs were acting like little mentally retarded ones, acting like a spoiled child to the two fake mothers who had photos of god-inspectors on their faces, while their real grandmother Mom sat lazily holding a small dumpling and buttoned her phone.

"Yo~" Seeing that they were in a good mood, their judge greeted them: "Here we are."

The knife spirits are still addicted to the setting of the big monsters in the Heian period and cannot extricate themselves. It doesn't matter if they are tuanzi, and they are mentally retarded one by one, so Xiaobai can still stabilize himself and report to his future immediate boss.

"Master Shuran, hello, I'm Xiaobai, you should be very familiar with me." Xiaobai wagged his tail and came up to me, afraid that he didn't make it clear, and quickly explained: "It's the onmyoji who accompany me in this game." Xiaobai who has been with you for nearly a year!"

I was a little surprised, it turned out that it was really a game series, so these shikigami kids should also be kids in my game.

"All the four-star and above shikigami in your game are here, and the four-star and below shikigami cannot appear because the star is too low and still in the embryonic state." Xiaobai explained to me dutifully.

My shikigami below four stars are all N, R, and there are also unattractive SRs. All my resources for face control are spent on good-looking brothers and sisters, and they are all five-star and six-star. , for which I paid a terrible price - my liver.

"Are you sure this is my cub?" What a low IQ.

I didn't say the last sentence. It is too cruel to say that they are mentally retarded in front of the Danzi shikigami. I am afraid that they will accept this fact and go to the road of mental retardation forever.

"Yes, they are all shikigami on your shikigami record. They know what you say to them when you play the game, so even if you haven't confirmed whether you are also an onmyoji, they are very close to you." Xiao After Bai answered my question, he continued:

"If you don't want to be an Onmyoji, after confirmation, your shikigami will become in-game data again, which will not delay your game experience."

Change back to data?I looked at the ignorant eyes of the big tengu in my arms. He just came to this world and couldn't understand the meaning of data. I could only instinctively feel that Xiaobai's words made him very uncomfortable.He looked at me, gripping my index finger tightly in both hands.

"Ma Ma, Wo (I) want Ma Ma."

It's just an onmyoji, and all the wages and wages of the god-judgment are paid. No matter how troublesome the onmyoji is, it won't be too much trouble.I can't turn these little guys into cold data again.

But before that, we still have to fight for the benefits that should be fought for.

"Xiaobai, give me a reason to be an onmyoji." I looked at Xiaobai with a smile on my face, thinking about how to ask for more money for milk powder from the Shikigami Danzi.

Xiaobai understood in seconds, and began to explain to me the benefits of the profession of Onmyoji.

"Onmyoji's treatment is as generous as that of a god-judgment. The basic salary is equal to that of a god-judger. There are also five insurances and one housing fund. The milk powder money of the shikigami group is also covered by the Onmyoji General Administration. There is also a commission when the task is done. Lord God Judge, don't you really think about it?"

Xiaobai and I exchanged glances, the negotiation was successful, and it brought out a contract for me to sign. I didn't find any legal loopholes after reading it, and signed my name with a swipe of the pen.

These shikigami dumplings will be the cubs of Honmaru in the future. Xiaobai is a friend of Foxnosuke and can live with Foxnosuke. As for these little guys, they will make do with the knife spirits before the construction of Yinyang Liao live.

The small abacus in my heart was clanging, but the shikigami group members were extremely disgusted with all living things except their own mother, as long as they were hugged by the little sword spirits, they would start crying.

There are dozens of printed photos, and I pasted them on the faces of the knives one by one, and the world became quiet.

The knives were also conquered by the cute appearance of the Shikigami Danzi when they were not making a fuss, especially in the first episode, they almost coaxed them like their own brothers.

It may be because of fate that Ibaraki embraced Ibaraki. The retarded Ibaraki had a great time playing with him as his mother. No matter how he looked at him, Ibaraki looked familiar, especially because he didn't have a right hand. I just can't remember, but the picture of Xiao Ibaraki pinching his mustache during the play was pulled down, and the smile with small dimples froze instantly.

"!!!" Little Ibaraki was terrified, even now he is like a mentally retarded man, he still remembers that his arm was slashed by this knife!

Caught off guard, he took the enemy as his own mother.

Xiao Ibaraki was stunned for a while and then cried out, shaking while crying, he just grabbed mustache and refused to let go. After 1 minute, he urinated all over his body, and the benefits of wearing open crotch pants were revealed. Whoever wants to pee all over, it will definitely not affect himself.

"Ibaraki-douji?" Higakiri used his remaining brain cells to search through his memory to find the identity of the dumpling who peed all over him in his arms, and swiftly put the dumpling on the ground before little Ibaraki pulled him covered in poo.

"Ibaraki-douji, you evil ghost, I will recognize you even if you become a child." Higakiri picked up his body and gestured twice on Ibaraki's body: "I can chop off your right hand, and I can also cut off your right hand. Cut off your left hand. Die, devil!"

After finishing speaking, he clenched the handle of the knife and was about to chop Xiao Ibaraki, but fortunately, Kenmaru reacted quickly and grabbed his brother, otherwise Xiao Ibaraki would be in trouble today.

"Anijia, stop it, this Ibaraki boy is the master's shikigami! You can't cut it!" Keimaru wanted to cry without tears, Anika, can't you let him be a younger brother?

"Ibararu, don't be nervous, I was just joking." Mustache cut the knife back, his younger brother Maru really believed everything he said, so he was hooked again.

"Anijia, please don't make such a joke! Also, it's Kinmaru, not Izumaru!"

Today's knee pill is still as unlovable as ever.

Xiao Ibaraki glanced at them contemptuously, fearing that they would be infected with their mental retardation, and then crawled to another "grandmother" who had a photo of me on her face.

The author has something to say:

Hee hee hee, the third watch has been reached~

Are the shikigami dudes super cute? My liver is dying. I need little angels to get better~

Last night, Yaoyan gave me another Jiangxue Xiaogongju, and I was in a complicated mood.