[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

"Does the master want to eat too?" Jiang Xue found that I was looking at him all the time, so she stopped eating spicy sticks, thinking that I also wanted to eat spicy sticks, so she took one out of the bag and wanted to give it to me.

He frowned when he saw that I was going to pick it up with my hands, and put his hands back, his voice was calm: "If you use your hands directly, your hands will get dirty, and the oil stains are not easy to clean. Open your mouth."

I opened my mouth obediently, and Jiang Xue then took a spicy stick and handed it to my mouth, her movements were gentle, and she didn't even touch the transparent lip oil I used to prevent dryness on my mouth.

This action is very Su, but even so, I still feel that there is something wrong.Thinking about it carefully, didn't Sosan want to feed Tanuka hot sticks that way when Tanuka came to Honmaru for the first time?The eyes and movements are all the same, Xiao Gongju probably feeds me like a cat.

The truth came too fast like a tornado, I turned my gaze to Zongsan who was feeding Tanuka with dried fish, and after comparing it, I became more and more sure of the answer.

"Jiang Xue, can you stop feeding me like a cat?" I couldn't laugh or cry and quickly chewed the spicy strips in my mouth. Although the spicy strips tasted good, being fed like a small animal made me feel a little speechless .

"I was rude, sorry." Jiang Xue also felt that his attitude was a bit wrong. He looked back and forth between Lihua and me, and finally found the root cause: "It's just that you are very similar to it..."

Zongsan heard the sound and observed my face and Lihua's. There were indeed five or six points of resemblance. Naturally, I agreed with his brother's idea. I was skeptical about it. Could it really be like anything after living for a long time?

When I was doubting my life, the troops who went on an expedition also came back one after another. The first one to bear the brunt was Xiao Ye who came running wildly when she saw her elder brother from a distance. Jiang Xue opened her hands and squatted down to give Xiao Ye a hug. Standing next to it, the scene of a family reunion is very warm, the only fly in the ointment is the lingering smell of spicy strips in the air.

Xiaoye is very sensitive to smells, he smelled a strong smell from Brother Jiang Xue's fingers, and Brother Jiang Xue's hand was on his head...

"..." Xiao Ye nimbly got out of Jiang Xue's arms and threw herself into my arms. She also took out a red-headed rope from her arms and gave it to me: "An old woman gave it to me during the expedition. You wear it."

I happily took over the exquisitely crafted headband. These days, hand-woven headbands rarely have such a simple style.So impatiently, he compared his head and asked, "Does it look good?"

"Looks good." Xiao Ye nodded without the slightest hesitation.

"Is it as good-looking as a fairy?" I asked Xiao Ye happily.

"Yeah." Xiao Ye, who is used to what I say, seriously answered my narcissistic question.

I am very happy, Xiaoye's two elder brothers are in a delicate mood, it should be considered a good thing that Xiaoye likes the God Judge, but why can't they be happy no matter what.

Fortunately, Xiaoye returned to the brothers after a while, and didn't continue to stab the two brothers in the heart of the glass, and also let me escape Zongsan's resentful eyes.

Go quietly to the inside of Honmaru, I don't intend to disturb the reunion of Zuo Wenwen's family here, let them talk for a while.

But as I was walking, I heard the sound of calling for help from a distance, and I knew it was the crane ball in Honmaru, which was not causing trouble and uncomfortable, and walking a little further was the woods behind Honmaru, where short knives often Playing in the woods, a small half of the 53 holes on the map Tsurumaru gave me were dug here, and I couldn't carelessly plant them in.

I took the map out of my pocket and successfully avoided more than a dozen pits that I would have stepped on if I didn't look at the map. Out of curiosity, I lifted the lawn covered by a pit and took a look. Guy, this must be almost as high as a floor, where did Tsurumaru find the time to dig such a deep hole!

Finally, I found Crane Ball in the middle of the woods. He was tied to a tree with his nose and face bruised and unable to move. Without thinking about it, I knew it was definitely written by Xiaohumaru, and I deduced this poor knife from it. The essence must have been tied up since the morning, and it was tied up on an empty stomach.

He Qiuqiu's situation at this time is so miserable that I don't want to retaliate against him anymore.

"Master, Lord!" Tsurumaru had sharp eyes, saw me from a distance, and began to ask for help: "Master, save me!"

"Then will you still make trouble in the future?" I folded my arms and looked at Tsurumaru's tragic situation with interest. Kohomaru was very measured, and the account of Tsurumaru's beating was still slightly injured. It doesn't matter if you let him hang out for a while.

The situation is stronger than others, Tsurumaru Chicken Peck Mi nodded, and his tone was very sincere: "Don't make trouble, I promise I won't make trouble again."

But there is no guarantee that there will be no troubles in the future, making troubles and making troubles are two different things, Tsurumaru added in his heart.

But I actually believed Tsurumaru's nonsense, and climbed up the tree with difficulty to untie him. The knot was so tight that I couldn't untie it with my hands. I had no choice but to take out my nails and cut the rope bit by bit. The knot is cut.

As soon as I cut the knot, Tsurumaru became dishonest, gave me a big hug, and shouted long live the lord.Originally, I didn't object to these actions, which are not considered offensive, but we are still on the tree, why can't you take a break, He Qiuqiu?

Being thrown by Crane Ball, I fell from the tree, and Crane Maru inertially followed me, using his body as a pad for me at the critical moment.

It stands to reason that if a tree more than two meters high fell, it would not be a serious problem even if it was used as a meat pad for our lord, but unfortunately, the place where we fell happened to be the place where Tsurumaru dug a hole...

As a result, Tsurumaru was knocked unconscious, and there was another Xiaohumaru who was also knocked unconscious in this pit. I said why the people who came back from the battle today didn't have him, and they didn't go there at all.

I don't need to guess, I know that it was caused by Xiaohumaru not paying attention when he tied Cranemaru to the tree and jumped off. Now it's just right, both of them have been used as meat pads for me, one is worse than the other, especially the little fox at the bottom pill.

Although I was in pain this time, I was not injured under the protection of He Qiuqiu. In the pit, I helped the two knives get their hands, and waited for them to wake up so they could take me out.

Xiaohuwan woke up first, he was supposed to faint for a while, but he smelled the master's scent while in a coma, and the conditioned reflex woke up.

"Master, why did you fall into the pit too?" Xiaohumaru pressed my shoulder and checked me from beginning to end, and heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that it was correct.

I pointed at Crane Ball who was still in a coma, Xiaohumaru understood in seconds, grabbed Crane Maru's collar and slapped him a few times, slapping him awake alive.

"Ugh...it hurts." Tsurumaru rubbed his swollen face again, and after his eyes regained focus, he met Xiaohumaru's eyes full of 'kindness', and he couldn't say anything at once.

Kohumaru didn't intend to have a men's singles game about crane balls in front of me, so he let him go temporarily.

"Master, Xiaohu will bring you up." Xiaohumaru stretched out a hand to me for advice: "Master, can you give me a hand?"

"Ah."

I handed my hand to Xiaohumaru's palm, and Xiaohumaru pulled me into his arms and picked me up by the waist, jumped hard, stepped on Tsurumaru's head for leverage, and landed successfully after turning 360 degrees.

Tsurumaru who was stepped on the head as a stepping stone: ... crooked, is the customer service of Toki no Government, you don't care about the bullying inside Honmaru... Oh, except Tsurumaru Kuninaga... why don't you care about me!

Why doesn't the government of the time care if you don't have a clue?

Xiaohumaru sent me back to the dormitory of the god judge, and promised me that he would supervise Tsurumaru to fill all the 53 holes he dug. I feel very relieved, if everyone likes to make troubles like He Qiu, well, this day will not be over.

I changed my clothes again. I didn't want to go to the main house for lunch. I changed my clothes twice in just one day. Who knows if this number will increase steadily with the support of the troublemakers.

As soon as Hasebe came back from the battle in the morning, he couldn't wait to change shifts with Yaoken. Hearing my complaint that I didn't want to go to the main house for dinner, he quickly helped me bring lunch to the living room of the inquisitor's room.

I just lay down on the soft sofa in such a decadent way, Hasebe helped me adjust the program on the TV, and the one who waited on me was only a matter of feeding me. In fact, he really wanted to do this, but I refused. That's all.

"Master, did I do something wrong?" Hasebe kept holding the spoon, and I always felt that the little swordsman would cry in the next second.

"No, no, no, you're right, but I'll do it myself." Seeing this, I quickly rubbed Hasebe's head, and I'm used to his occasional depression.

After being patted on the head by the master, Hasebe immediately revived with full blood. This state of excitement lasted until I finished eating. When I took the plate out, there were still cherry blossoms floating on my head. It is especially easy for people to misunderstand that I am Not doing something to him.

After eating and drinking, it was time for my game again. I opened Onmyoji. At this point, I could still play two rounds of fighting skills. I opened the shikigami record and planned to sort out the souls of my cubs first, but found that the shikigami The log was empty, only Bodhidharma and dog food were left.

! ! !My mind went blank, and I suddenly stood up, Dad NetEase, do I have any grudges against you?Why are you doing this to me!

The claw machine in my hand seems to weigh a thousand catties, so heavy that my hands can no longer support its weight. According to the guidance of this gravity, I will have an intimate contact with the ground.

I was ready to replace the phone with a new tempered film, but I couldn't hear the sound of the phone falling to the ground.

A small fleshy hand caught the phone. The owner of the small hand has small black wings that ordinary people will never have. The light golden hair is fluffy. It looks easy to touch. It is about one year old and just can walk. appearance.

I lowered my head to meet his light blue clear eyes, and was a little dazed for a moment.

"On Daitengu Mountain (Participant)~" Danzi Daitengu hugged my knee while speaking, "Ama (Mom)~"

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