[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

"This is really a great scare." Tsurumaru successfully disfigured within 5 minutes after arriving in the Honmaru, and fled quickly in the Honmaru, chasing the crazy Tanuka behind him, forming a unique scenery.

At that time, Sanriyue and Xiaohumaru were practicing Jiangnan style in the courtyard. When they saw Tsurumaru who was being chased by Lihua running all over the yard, they looked at each other and shook their heads silently. The troublesome crane came, and Honmaru's Ansheng life might be coming to an end.

"Sanriyue, the master is probably in a broken mood right now." Xiaohuwan and Sanriyue didn't delay her horse-riding dance, thinking that after the square dance time was over, she would persuade her master not to be overwhelmed, and give it to the little beauty Lihua to eat Order cat treats for comfort.

"Hahaha, it is indeed a big blow to the lord that the wanted Jiang Xuezuo's text has become Tsurumaru Kuninaga." 1000. Not noisy and uncomfortable, Sun and Moon have shown it in both language and behavior. A kind of schadenfreude, he and Tsurumaru have a pretty good relationship, as long as they don't affect him, he will be happy to watch the drama, I believe that after more than [-] years of getting along, Tsurumaru still cherishes this "friendship".

Xiaohumaru can see that Sankaiyue and Tsurumaru are going to work together to add luster to the peaceful atmosphere of Honmaru, so he said: "Add Xiaohu."

"Of course." San Riyue accepted new members on behalf of the trouble-making duo, and the trouble-making duo transformed into a trouble-making trio.

Xiaohumaru is not disgusted with the suggestion of doing trouble with Sanriyue and the others, besides, infiltrating inside is conducive to spying on information, preventing the owner from being used as a routine by old and disrespectful swordsmen, killing two birds with one stone, why not do it.

The two swords smiled tacitly at each other.

Tsurumaru was forced to climb up the tree helplessly at this moment, hoping that Tanuka would be lazy and let him go once because of the height of the tree, but Tanuka's narrow-mindedness was beyond what he could have expected, so he rushed to the tree in a hurry He bit Tsurumaru's butt with one bite, and Tsurumaru's whole knife was not healed. He fell from the tree and suffered a slight injury.

Tanuki jumped down from the tree nimbly, using Tsurumaru's body as a pad, and Tsurumaru's HP was reduced by one again. A knife with only one level of training can't afford to hurt.

It's not that Tsurumaru can't beat cats, he can cut as many as the time-traveling army comes, but he can't do this to the 'harmless' small animals, and this little guy is obviously raised by his new owner, he also made mistakes first, Hacking the owner's beloved pet to death when he first arrived is the rhythm of being thrown into the knife solution pool.

When I rushed over, I was frightened by Tsurumaru's tragic situation. In order to show fairness, I pushed away Tanuki who was about to act like a baby to me, and educated it heartbroken.

"Ni'er, look at how you bullied Tsurumaru."

"Meow~" [He stepped on my tail first, it hurts. ] Li Hua looked innocent.

"Can we not be so violent, a good cat uses his mouth but not his hands."

"Meow~" [So I bit his ass with my mouth. 】

"Youknow, youarealadyofthecat. (You need to know that you are a lady cat)" Lihua's unrepentant attitude made me express all the English I had lost for many years.

"Meow~" [No, I'm not. ] Lihua simply turned her head away from looking at me, flicking her tail, I was so angry that my liver ached.

I have done my best to reform the evil cat. I patted Tsurumaru on the shoulder to express my aunt's helplessness.

"Tsuramaru, I'll heal your injury first." I helped Tsurumaru up from the grass, the little swordsman was a little unstable, probably because he sprained his foot when he fell from the tree, otherwise he wouldn't It was a minor injury.

"Then trouble the master." Tsurumaru listened to the words and did not see the shadow of the troublemaker crane described on the forum, which made me give him a lot of impression points.

He repaired Tsurumaru in minutes, and Tsurumaru was still a little bit unsatisfied. The feeling of being filled with spiritual power was too comfortable, and his face was a little flushed because of this comfort.

"Master..." He hung on me a little uncontrollably, rubbing his head against my shoulder, as if he had been drugged.

As soon as Tsurumaru called out to be the master, Sozo, who was leading Saya, rushed towards Tsurumaru with a training wooden knife in his hand, and beat Tsurumaru without saying anything.

Tsurumaru couldn't tell the situation at all, he had just come into the world, he could only be crushed and beaten against Zongzo, who had already trained dozens of times, and he didn't blame a few people, and he felt aggrieved by this beating for no reason good.

The angle of Zongzo's beating was very tricky, and he hit Tsurumaru's face and buttocks whenever he had the chance. Tsurumaru wanted to escape but didn't have that speed, so he barely supported himself under Zongzo's hands with his body.

I wanted to stop this unilateral beating, so Zongsan smiled and gave me a look to let me feel it before I even took a step, um, the weather is really nice today, hahaha.

By the time Zongsan stopped, Tsurumaru was lying on the ground with more air intake and less air output, his pretty face was beaten into a pig's head, and he stretched out his fingers tremblingly to Zongsan.

"Why did you hit me?" Tsurumaru wanted to know even if he died.

Zong San didn't bother to pay attention to him, he stroked the head of Lihua nestled in my arms, and said softly:

"Avenged you, does your tail still hurt?"

Xiao Ye also surrounded her, and gently rubbed the part of Lihua's tail that was stepped on, with a serious look on her face.

"I'll give you Huhu, Huhu won't hurt anymore."

Tsurumaru covered his face, the bloody case caused by a cat happened like this, he felt that he could still fight against Zongsan's evil forces.

"Is it possible in this pill to bully those with high training speed?" Tsurumaru struggled to get up, and looked at me who turned a blind eye to this with accusing eyes.

This little knife spirit is typically ignorant of the dangers of the world. As an aunt, I want to give him a vivid social lesson.

"Yeah, otherwise what do you think?"

"..." Tsurumaru was speechless.

Healed Tsurumaru's injury again. During the treatment, he kept showing Sosan the kind of smile that I wanted to punch. die.

"Sozo, why did you only hit Tsurumaru's face and butt?" I couldn't help asking about the two most seriously injured places on Tsurumaru's body.

"Lihua was trampled on the tail, and according to the position, hitting the buttocks is more in line with the requirements of revenge." Zong San said as a matter of course.

"What about the face? Why do you want to slap the face?" Could it be that Tsurumaru slapped Tanuka in the face when I wasn't paying attention?

Zong San narrowed his eyes, approached me gracefully, and whispered to me: "Master doesn't know? Huh?"

I shook my head in a daze, my ears turned red, Zong San's hmm was too magnetic, and I was critically hit by both face control and voice control.

Seeing my confused face, Zongsan sighed and continued, "The face slap is perfect for a disciple who takes advantage of the master."

"Eh..." I don't know how to understand Zong San's enigmatic brain circuit. What does it mean that I am being taken advantage of? He Qiu looks so good-looking, and it is also because I am taking advantage of him. The sequelae of the god's acting like a baby, the crane ball was beaten a bit badly.

I messed up Zongsan's hair without tenderness, and pressed Zongsan's face with Tanuki's meat pad. I dragged Tsurumaru, who was picking up a stone and wanted to sneak up on him from behind, and planned to go to Sanjo Sword School first. I heard that Tsuruga The relationship between Qiu and Sanriyue is very good, and it is more reassuring that the hot potato is in the hands of others.

Looking at the back of the god judge, Zong San could still feel the residual warmth of Li Hua's flesh pad touching his cheek, and chuckled lightly.

"In a sense, you are also a tyrant."

Xiaoye looked up at his brother's happy look, thinking that he was so happy because he got close to Lihua, Zongsan didn't refute, took Xiaoye's hand, and walked slowly to the living room of the Zuowen Dao faction, the smile on his lips was always Did not disperse.

Tsurumaru was being dragged by me and was not honest at all. When I passed by the corridor, I even bullied the five tigers who were blindfolded and playing hide-and-seek with my brothers. I couldn't stop Tsurumaru's ugly behavior with one hand holding Tanuki. Watching Wuhu Tui being made to cry by him.

Can't you be more honest, you little knife master?If you see it like this, I must beat you!

Because of my poisonous milk, I really happened to come out of the house in the first phase, and I saw his lovely brother Wuhu retreating crying, and the culprit, Tsurumaru, was there laughing. Can't hold back.

I glanced at the first phase who was obviously about to pull out/out of the main body, and let go of Tsurumaru's clothes.

He Qiu, it's not that Auntie gave up on you, you committed suicide and I can't save you no matter how much I try to save you, goodbye, Auntie will burn a stick of incense for you on this day next year.

"Your Majesty Tsurumaru is really in a good mood." Yiqi Yizhen saw that I had retreated to a range where I would not be affected, and then he made a sound. Tsurumaru, who was facing away from Yiqi Yijin, still just discovered it because of his low level of practice. The elders of Awataguchi were right behind him, trembling a little guilty.

"Ahaha, you're here in the first episode, I... just saw you." Tsurumaru waved his hand, as if he wanted to slip away: "If it's okay, I'll take a step first."

As soon as Tsurumaru took the first step to escape, a scalpel was inserted into the tatami one centimeter in front of him. He looked back and saw Yaken standing behind the first phase and smiling coldly at him.

"Your Excellency Tsurumaru is rarely here, why don't you come in and have a cup of tea?" Yaken's smile is particularly piercing, I have goosebumps all over my body if I wasn't targeted, and Tsurumaru, who is not as good as Yaken, was alive and kicked He was dragged into the house, and his life and death are unknown.

In the first phase, he greeted his younger brothers to come into the house. He used his feet to know that Tsurumaru was going to be beaten by a football team. In the first phase, after the knives entered the room, they walked towards me. A little inexplicable to him.

"I made the master laugh at you." In the first phase, I shook a gentleman and brought me a stool, and asked me to sit down and wait for Tsurumaru to be released.

"Can Tsurumaru come out alive?" I said half-jokingly.

In the first episode, he took my joke for real. He squeezed his chin and thought about the possibility of Tsurumaru surviving, and answered me solemnly: "My lord will send us Awataguchi swords to go on expeditions in the future." , make sure to find enough materials to forge another Tsurumaru."

"..."

I'm afraid Tsurumaru is really going to be over this time!

The author has something to say:

He Qiu made a terrible death, and we mourned for him for three seconds.

Thank you for the three landmines sent by the ghost white angel~ Is the little angel short of a warm bed?Meme ^3 ^

It’s time to write the part about Diablo Honmaru tomorrow, are you looking forward to it, little angels?whee.