[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

"Help you button it?" This is something you can agree to without thinking too much, and it's my advantage to button Sanriyue: "Okay, I'll help you button it."

The distance between Sanriyue and I was not too far, it was estimated to be only about one meter, and a step would be enough for me. Sanriyue honestly spread her hands flat, and I easily fastened the first button.

"Isn't this very simple?" I pointed to the fastened button and said to San Riyue who was watching carefully: "Try again."

San Riyue obediently squeezed the second button and began to struggle, sweating, as if what he was facing was not a small button, but an inspection of non-compliance.

I think that the slender fingers of Sanriyue may not be in vain. If the self-care ability is also included in the assessment of the number of flowers, Sanriyue will last for two flower knives, and there can be no more.

"Are you sure you have lived more than 1000 years?" I raised my forehead, shouldn't the old people have more skills as they grow older? Does Sanriyue grow backwards?I recalled my grandparents, who were almost omnipotent, who held my hands and taught me to button my buttons when I was young. The warm memories made me soften my expression.

"Grandpa has lived for more than 1000 years, but no one has taught me these skills. It's really distressing." The softly slapped face couldn't help asking: "What is the lord thinking about so happy?"

In fact, my memories have almost gone back to when I was a child, my grandmother carried me to the supermarket to buy snacks. I didn’t hear Sanriyue’s voice, so Sanriyue had to ask again.

"I just think about the things I got along with the elders at home when I was a child."

As a child who was raised by my grandma, I have a deep relationship with my grandma. Many other grandmas are patriarchal, but the old lady in my family likes me more than my younger brother, although I was born because of gender differences. The reason was a little disgusting, but after that, it was completely flat. She said it was flat, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that she was more partial to me.

"Is the relationship between the lord and the elders in the family good?" San Riyue gave up the buttons that he had been struggling with, and he was more interested in the life of the lord in this world.

"Of course, my grandparents and I have a very good relationship, uh...they are more reliable than you." I compared Sanriyue with my grandparents at home, and found that Sanriyue was completely blown apart from her looks, so I Looking at Sanriyue's eyes became more and more disgusting: "My grandparents taught me many things, don't you feel ashamed to lose the face of the elderly?"

"...Hahaha, the lord is still so interesting." San Riyue obviously paused, obviously he was also desperate for his life skills.Suddenly Sanriyue's eyes lit up, as if she had thought of something.

I think this idea should be a little scary, and I was ready to refuse, but Sanriyue clearly saw my intention to refuse, stretched out her hand and gently rubbed my fluffy hair, and said to me softly: "If the master refuses, it will be fine." Well, it’s just a request from me, it’s not good to embarrass the master.”

"...I promise you." The scheming San Riyue, I couldn't refuse what he said, I puffed up my bun face, and I could only hope that San Riyue would show mercy.

Sanriyue's eyes narrowed into a smile, my reaction successfully pleased him, Sanriyue obeyed her inner thoughts and pointed at my steamed bun face with a poke, directly poking my steamed stuffed face back, it was really outrageous.

I punched this little knife spirit in the stomach, but Sanriyue didn't respond at all, as if it didn't hurt at all, although I really didn't use much strength, but at least put it on, otherwise it would be very difficult for my aunt.

"Hahaha, the expression on the master's face is so interesting." Sanriyue is not just a drama star who is unwilling to cooperate with my performance, and she laughed at my strength for beating people without pain at all: "The strength of the master is really small, and I didn't even use it properly." Is there something to eat... Well, no, your weight should be above the standard..."

"..." Sanriyue, can we stop poking at the pain point of the girl's weight, is the standard of weighing more than one hundred catties getting in your way!Do you have to take it out and say it!

I punched up again, this time I used the strength of a woman to move the sixth floor above the water, and hit Sanriyue hard on the stomach, Sanriyue didn't expect the difference between the two blows to be so big, she was a little bit standing up unstable.

This time I lost my strength a little bit, and at the same time I hit Sanriyue, I staggered and fell on him, and Sanriyue didn't stand still, so I was thrown down by me.

...This is fucking embarrassing.

At this time, I didn't want to say anything to Sanriyue, and I pressed him twice in one day, who would believe me if I said it wasn't intentional.

I didn't feel any pain from the fall, because Sanriyue, the humanoid body pad, was still protecting me consciously, his two arms protected me tightly, and not a single strand of hair was hurt.

Sanriyue has not let go of the hand protecting me, I feel that I have no face to face him, I dare not look up at Sanriyue's face, it is still buried in Sanriyue's arms, it has probably turned red into an apple.

The top button of Sanriyue's pajamas was only buttoned up, and the vest she wore inside was not a piece of fabric at all. I guess he must have noticed the rising temperature on my face.

"What are you nervous about, master." Sanriyue under me sat up with one hand on the ground, holding me with the other hand and burying my face in his arms, feeling that my master was about to cry, and sighed, Started to pat me on the back, just like coaxing an awkward child, saying: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, grandpa won't blame the master."

What Sanriyue said seems to have a kind of magical power, and I was not so scared after being coaxed.

"I didn't mean to." I wanted to apologize but was interrupted by Sankayue before I could say it.

"I know that the lord is not a frivolous person. I made the lord angry and caused this situation. The lord doesn't need to apologize." San Riyue thought of the lord's angry appearance after listening to what he said before, without using his brain, he definitely knew what he said. What should I say, how can I make the little girl apologize in this situation.

Being reminded by Sanriyue, I remembered the time when Sanriyue mocked my weight just now.

So it seems that it is not my fault, so why do I apologize!

"San Riyue, can we not mention the matter of weight? If you don't mention it, I won't be angry." I raised my face and pursed my lips, looked directly at San Riyue's eyes, and strongly condemned San Riyue's behavior confidently.

Hearing what I said, Sanriyue finally understood why her master was angry. It is human nature for a little girl to love beauty, and it is a bit too much for her to say that.

"In fact, the current figure of the master is just right. For example, it feels good to hold it now." San Riyue really thinks that girls are fatter and look better. His master should eat more and make his face rounder. Now the master's The oval face is very delicate but not as cute as the round face. It looks so lucky to have more flesh on the face.

Now Sanriyue wants me to eat a little fatter, I can't see it, I only know that Sanriyue has molested me verbally, retribution, this must be the retribution of too many times I molested the knives.

"Master, can you teach me how to fasten buttons? I wanted to ask you just now." San Riyue rubbed my hair with her chin, and her arms hugged me tighter, blocking my way of running.

It's fine to teach you how to tie buttons, but can you let me go first?As Wuhua Taidao Xiaoming, can't you be a little more reserved?

"Sanming, let's stand up first, and I'll teach you when I stand up." My strength is not on the same starting line as my knives. Struggles are useless. I won't do unnecessary resistance, and my closeness to Sanriyue is useless. Repulsed to the point of struggle.

I can understand that the little knife spirits are awakened in the present world, and the spiritual power that survives is provided by the god-inspector. They instinctively want to get close to the god-inspector. Although the little knife spirits have become human, they are still swords in essence. Gender cognition is very vague, and it is just some experience extracted from the history of existence, which is still the kind that has not been used skillfully.

Sanriyue is treating herself like a sword, it's just a headache.

Of course there is no problem with the sword touching the owner, but there is something wrong with the body position. Compared to being hugged by the little knife spirit, I prefer to hold the knife spirit by myself. It is normal for the master to hold his own knife.

"My lord, just teach me this way, my heart is very peaceful when I touch my lord's skin." Sanriyue looked at me with a smile, this person is already good-looking, such a gentle smile is almost foul.

Hey, I really lost to you, I shook my head, resigned myself to my fate and started to teach him to fasten buttons in the arms of Sanriyue, and after fastening them in slow motion, I asked him if he had learned it.

If Sanriyue learned it so easily, he wouldn't be an idiot in life. He couldn't button it, so I unbuttoned it and demonstrated it to him again.

The two of us fell into a cycle, tie it, ask him if he will, no, untie it, tie it, ask him if he will, no, untie it...

During the period, I knocked on Sanriyue's head more than once to express my protest at how stupid he is. It seems that this elm head can't learn the "high-end operation" of buttoning.

After dozens of cycles, I was completely desperate for San Riyue, and decided to teach him one last time. If I couldn’t learn it, I would give up completely. Thinking of this, I unbuttoned the button that San Riyue had tortured for a long time.

"Master! Crescent Moon! What are you doing!"

California Qingguang woke up at night and heard someone talking in the Honmaru courtyard, so he went to look, and the result... from his point of view, the lord nestled in Mikayue's arms was unbuttoning Mikayue's pajamas, and he was about to finish unbuttoning the pajamas The kind, no matter how you look at it, you are not doing serious things...

"Yo, good evening Qingguang." Sanriyue greeted California Qingguang happily, and after saying hello, she rubbed my face, looking very Xinghu.

"..." Qingguang, you have to believe that I have nothing to do with Sanming!Is there any possibility of rescue?

The author has something to say:

Last night I fell asleep while buttoning and buttoning, and woke up at three o'clock in the morning. This is one of the reasons why I gave up updating yesterday. The other reason is that grandpa is too difficult to write. Don’t move, it took three hours to deduct less than [-] words, dare to believe it ヽ(;▽;)ノ

I feel sorry for my poor self. . .

I beg the little angels to hug and hold high!