[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts
Chapter 16 Dog Food Flavored Chocolate
"How is it? My lord." Sanriyue sat down next to me, still pointing his finger at his eyes, I don't know if he asked about watching the moon or about dancing.
"What are you asking?" I reluctantly got up and sat down. Guessing will only cause embarrassment. If I can figure out what he is asking, I will figure it out.
"What the lord answers is what I'm asking." Sanriyue smiled lightly, flattened my deformed bangs with one hand, and pressed my shoulder with the other hand to stop the subconscious move to hide back.
"...Dancing is very good, keep working hard." I decided to answer the two questions at the same time. Sanriyue's dancing is indeed very good.As for another question: "I refuse to look into your eyes, because the moon in your eyes is relatively small. Compared with it, I still like to look at the big moon."
"Hahaha, it doesn't matter whether it's a person or a knife, even the moon should be bigger." San Riyue also looked at the crescent moon, and the reflection of the crescent moon was superimposed on the crescent moon in his eyes, making it even more beautiful , so beautiful that it seemed that a little sound would disturb and shatter, and I suddenly didn't dare to make a sound.
But there are people who don't want to bother me, such as Xiaohumaru, the chef who saw his hapless brother molesting his master as soon as he put the stereo back into the house.
With a bang, Xiaohuwan directly picked up a story book I put on the corridor and smashed it directly on San Riyue's head. The hand was very accurate, and the thickness of the book felt painful even thinking about it.
Sanriyue was knocked unconscious and lying on the ground, the atmosphere he created before was not even left with scum.Although I know that Dao Jian Fu Sangshen will not be crushed to death so easily, but I am still very worried about the safety of San Riyue's life at this time.
There was no bleeding, I took a closer look at the place where Sanriyue was smashed, but a bag was smashed out, but the condition is already a minor injury.
"Oh, Xiaohu seems to have slipped his hand." Xiaohumaru's expression was very innocent at the moment, he walked slowly to my side, lifted Mikayue's collar and shook it, and successfully woke up Mikayue.
"...Can you slide your hand again?" Can you stop being so perfunctory with your excuses, you won't even believe it.
"If the master wants to read it, then I will satisfy you to slide it again." Before I could react, Xiaohumaru picked up the book again and swung it on Sankayue's head, slapping Sankayue directly from minor injuries. When it came to slander, he continued to say with an innocent expression: "Oh, my hand slipped again."
"..." How thick-skinned this little swordsman must be!The promised swordsmen are all cute little angels, Xiaohumaru, don't let your character collapse casually!
"Master, do you still want to see Xiaohu slipping?" Xiaohumaru held Sankayue's collar and smiled kindly, but he was not very friendly to Sankayue.
San Riyue is still laughing hahaha at this moment, as if he doesn't take Xiaohuwan's two swings seriously at all, but the panic in his eyes has successfully sold him, let me explain what San Riyue means next.
"My lord, if you don't stop this crazy fox, you will soon lose Ben Mikazuki, who is the most beautiful Wuhuatachi among the five swords in the world." '
Sankayue, as Wuhua Taidao, are you still afraid of Xiaohumaru, the Sanhua Xiaodao master?This is unscientific!
"Brother Xiaohumaru is actually a fake Rokka..."
I got the answer, you asked me why I could see such complicated words from my eyes, of course it was not because of my extraordinary talent, but because Sanriyue accidentally said the words out, I am really gratified.
After hearing this, Xiaohumaru touched Sankaiyue's head very gently, which made Sankaiyue tremble in fright.
It’s interesting to watch Sanriyue’s jokes, but as a qualified aunt, I will still prevent Sanriyue from being abused.
"Xiaohuwan, don't bully Sankaiyue." I said, and after hearing my words, Xiaohuwan let go of his claws. I was very relieved, Xiaohuwan was still a very obedient little angel.
Of course I won't let Sankayue go back after being slandered here, probably because Xiaohumaru knew that I was there and I could quickly heal Sankaiyue no matter how I beat him, so he dared to bully his younger brother like this.
Xiaohumaru took the initiative to pass the body of Mikayue to me. I admired the beautiful knife pattern on the body of Mikayue for a while before I began to send spiritual power into the knife. Spiritual power is free for me. I hold it Sanriyue's tolerance was input into his main body, and it was intact in less than a minute, and it even looked sharper as if it had been maintained.
After I got it in hand, I sent these two knives away and returned to the arms of the little knives.Sure enough, compared to all the 1.8-meter-high swords and big swords, small short swords can heal my heart.
The most important thing is that no matter how down-to-earth the square dance they dance, they will not be disfigured, and they are even very cute.
On the other side, Xiaohuwan and Sanriyue were walking back to the bedroom. Sanriyue didn't mind the matter of being slandered by Xiaohuwan with a book just now, but he didn't mind the matter that his brother beat him up because of the judge. I'm in a bad mood.
"Speaking of which, Xiaohumaru, you seem to like the master very much." Mikazuki Zongjin stopped, turned his head to observe Xiaohumaru's expression carefully, and smiled when he found that nothing could be seen: "Hahaha, although the master is very Cute little girl, but brother, your reaction is a bit too much."
"Really? Don't pay attention to these details, I may have a special affinity with the master." Xiaohumaru thought that basically all the swords and swords in the previous life were chefs, including the crescent moon who thought he had a high affection for the master. , and he can serve his master for two consecutive lifetimes, it is simply too happy.
In fact, the current Sanriyue's favorability for the lord has also reached a high level, although it is not as good as Xiaohuwan's full value, there are always seventy or eighty.Although he was concerned about Xiaohumaru's behavior, his sixth sense told him that his elder brother hadn't run away. San Riyue chose his sixth sense and didn't intend to ask more questions, after all, even if he was a brother of the same sword sect You also need some personal space.
"I have one more thing to ask you." The atmosphere was still a bit dignified, and San Riyue continued to walk towards the bedroom, unable to see the expression on his face clearly because of the backlight.
"What's the matter?" Xiaohumaru smiled a little helplessly. Although his younger brother is often unreliable, but when he should be serious, he will be like a different person. He is ready to recruit the rebirth. up.
Sanriyue waved to Xiaohuwan, motioning him to put his ear closer, and he said after Xiaohuwan got closer: "... I can't remember if you will dance in the third section of Phoenix Legend's "Free Flight" Stay on that beat."
"..."
With a slap on Sanriyue's head, Xiaohumaru felt that he shouldn't believe that his younger brother would be reliable!
I didn't know that Sankaiyue was beaten into the house by Xiaohumaru again. I was playing a rope turning game with Imken, the eldest brother of Sanjo's family. Imai's rope turning skills are very good. I haven't won much when playing with him. I am confident Smashed to pieces.
In order to gain some confidence for myself, I played a few rounds with Akita, who seemed very obedient, but I never thought that Akita was more terrifying than Imaiken, and opened a Tokyo Tower for me every minute... The law played and fell!
With a feeling of grief and indignation, I went back to the school dormitory ahead of time. The girls in the dormitory were applying facial masks. After washing up, I wanted to keep up with the pace of the big team. As soon as I put the mask on my face, the girls in the lower bunk went to wash their faces up.
"Can't you just wait for me?" I, who was hit by the knives, stretched out my hand to my eighth bunk.
"I refuse." Lao Ba knocked my hand off with a cold face: "I still want to make a video with my boyfriend, you can play while you're at it."
"..." I was caught off guard by a handful of dog food.
"What about the eternity we agreed on?" I reluctantly grabbed Lao Ba's clothes, and would rather die than let her wash her face.
"Plastic sisterhood for one yuan?" Lao Ba sneered, opened my fingers one by one, and left without looking back. Yes, I have my honey, so give it up."
"No—don't abandon me!" I was devastated.
The big boss in the dormitory really couldn't stand it any longer, he just hit my head, and I seemed to be able to understand San Riyue's heartfelt feelings when he was beaten—it hurts so much!
"One and two are drama masters. Look at the eighth boy. He has changed two boyfriends, so he can't learn from him." The boss gave me a contemptuous glance, and handed me a chocolate: "Old man The eighth boyfriend sent the eighth, and our dormitory will be divided."
Looking at the chocolate wrapped in golden tin foil in my hand, I feel that I can no longer be in the same boat as this single dormitory.
"I refuse to eat dog food!" I resolutely threw the chocolate on Lao Ba's seat, and my whole body slumped on the stool with a mask on my face.
The boss brought the chocolate again, completely ignoring my dying struggle. She touched my dog's head, peeled it off and stuffed it into my mouth. The hazelnut-filled chocolate tasted like dog food.
"Whenever you have a boyfriend, you don't need to eat dog food." The boss said to me in a kind tone, and then changed his voice: "I don't think I will see it in my life."
At this moment, I felt that my personality had been severely impacted, and I said without thinking: "I have a boyfriend!"
The boss laughed even more kindly: "Are you talking about your new favorite Li Zeyan or Xu Mo?"
I was speechless after being exposed, and the humiliation of being a single dog corroded my sanity.
"I'll make a video call to my boyfriend to prove it to you!" I took out my phone and realized that I don't even have a friend of the opposite sex in my phone, and I don't even have someone to pretend to be.
The ladies in the dormitory were all attracted by my words, their posture had the urge to lie to them that they were going to sleep on the balcony today, and they were sure that I was going to lie and beat me up.
... Is it too late to stop at this time?
The bosses in the dormitory gave me a look, which made me tremble with fright.
It's up to you!Candlesticks are cut!Quickly save your poor lord!
The author has something to say:
I’m back with the knives on New Year’s Day. Do you miss me? If you miss me, please deduct 1. If you miss me, please deduct 2
"What are you asking?" I reluctantly got up and sat down. Guessing will only cause embarrassment. If I can figure out what he is asking, I will figure it out.
"What the lord answers is what I'm asking." Sanriyue smiled lightly, flattened my deformed bangs with one hand, and pressed my shoulder with the other hand to stop the subconscious move to hide back.
"...Dancing is very good, keep working hard." I decided to answer the two questions at the same time. Sanriyue's dancing is indeed very good.As for another question: "I refuse to look into your eyes, because the moon in your eyes is relatively small. Compared with it, I still like to look at the big moon."
"Hahaha, it doesn't matter whether it's a person or a knife, even the moon should be bigger." San Riyue also looked at the crescent moon, and the reflection of the crescent moon was superimposed on the crescent moon in his eyes, making it even more beautiful , so beautiful that it seemed that a little sound would disturb and shatter, and I suddenly didn't dare to make a sound.
But there are people who don't want to bother me, such as Xiaohumaru, the chef who saw his hapless brother molesting his master as soon as he put the stereo back into the house.
With a bang, Xiaohuwan directly picked up a story book I put on the corridor and smashed it directly on San Riyue's head. The hand was very accurate, and the thickness of the book felt painful even thinking about it.
Sanriyue was knocked unconscious and lying on the ground, the atmosphere he created before was not even left with scum.Although I know that Dao Jian Fu Sangshen will not be crushed to death so easily, but I am still very worried about the safety of San Riyue's life at this time.
There was no bleeding, I took a closer look at the place where Sanriyue was smashed, but a bag was smashed out, but the condition is already a minor injury.
"Oh, Xiaohu seems to have slipped his hand." Xiaohumaru's expression was very innocent at the moment, he walked slowly to my side, lifted Mikayue's collar and shook it, and successfully woke up Mikayue.
"...Can you slide your hand again?" Can you stop being so perfunctory with your excuses, you won't even believe it.
"If the master wants to read it, then I will satisfy you to slide it again." Before I could react, Xiaohumaru picked up the book again and swung it on Sankayue's head, slapping Sankayue directly from minor injuries. When it came to slander, he continued to say with an innocent expression: "Oh, my hand slipped again."
"..." How thick-skinned this little swordsman must be!The promised swordsmen are all cute little angels, Xiaohumaru, don't let your character collapse casually!
"Master, do you still want to see Xiaohu slipping?" Xiaohumaru held Sankayue's collar and smiled kindly, but he was not very friendly to Sankayue.
San Riyue is still laughing hahaha at this moment, as if he doesn't take Xiaohuwan's two swings seriously at all, but the panic in his eyes has successfully sold him, let me explain what San Riyue means next.
"My lord, if you don't stop this crazy fox, you will soon lose Ben Mikazuki, who is the most beautiful Wuhuatachi among the five swords in the world." '
Sankayue, as Wuhua Taidao, are you still afraid of Xiaohumaru, the Sanhua Xiaodao master?This is unscientific!
"Brother Xiaohumaru is actually a fake Rokka..."
I got the answer, you asked me why I could see such complicated words from my eyes, of course it was not because of my extraordinary talent, but because Sanriyue accidentally said the words out, I am really gratified.
After hearing this, Xiaohumaru touched Sankaiyue's head very gently, which made Sankaiyue tremble in fright.
It’s interesting to watch Sanriyue’s jokes, but as a qualified aunt, I will still prevent Sanriyue from being abused.
"Xiaohuwan, don't bully Sankaiyue." I said, and after hearing my words, Xiaohuwan let go of his claws. I was very relieved, Xiaohuwan was still a very obedient little angel.
Of course I won't let Sankayue go back after being slandered here, probably because Xiaohumaru knew that I was there and I could quickly heal Sankaiyue no matter how I beat him, so he dared to bully his younger brother like this.
Xiaohumaru took the initiative to pass the body of Mikayue to me. I admired the beautiful knife pattern on the body of Mikayue for a while before I began to send spiritual power into the knife. Spiritual power is free for me. I hold it Sanriyue's tolerance was input into his main body, and it was intact in less than a minute, and it even looked sharper as if it had been maintained.
After I got it in hand, I sent these two knives away and returned to the arms of the little knives.Sure enough, compared to all the 1.8-meter-high swords and big swords, small short swords can heal my heart.
The most important thing is that no matter how down-to-earth the square dance they dance, they will not be disfigured, and they are even very cute.
On the other side, Xiaohuwan and Sanriyue were walking back to the bedroom. Sanriyue didn't mind the matter of being slandered by Xiaohuwan with a book just now, but he didn't mind the matter that his brother beat him up because of the judge. I'm in a bad mood.
"Speaking of which, Xiaohumaru, you seem to like the master very much." Mikazuki Zongjin stopped, turned his head to observe Xiaohumaru's expression carefully, and smiled when he found that nothing could be seen: "Hahaha, although the master is very Cute little girl, but brother, your reaction is a bit too much."
"Really? Don't pay attention to these details, I may have a special affinity with the master." Xiaohumaru thought that basically all the swords and swords in the previous life were chefs, including the crescent moon who thought he had a high affection for the master. , and he can serve his master for two consecutive lifetimes, it is simply too happy.
In fact, the current Sanriyue's favorability for the lord has also reached a high level, although it is not as good as Xiaohuwan's full value, there are always seventy or eighty.Although he was concerned about Xiaohumaru's behavior, his sixth sense told him that his elder brother hadn't run away. San Riyue chose his sixth sense and didn't intend to ask more questions, after all, even if he was a brother of the same sword sect You also need some personal space.
"I have one more thing to ask you." The atmosphere was still a bit dignified, and San Riyue continued to walk towards the bedroom, unable to see the expression on his face clearly because of the backlight.
"What's the matter?" Xiaohumaru smiled a little helplessly. Although his younger brother is often unreliable, but when he should be serious, he will be like a different person. He is ready to recruit the rebirth. up.
Sanriyue waved to Xiaohuwan, motioning him to put his ear closer, and he said after Xiaohuwan got closer: "... I can't remember if you will dance in the third section of Phoenix Legend's "Free Flight" Stay on that beat."
"..."
With a slap on Sanriyue's head, Xiaohumaru felt that he shouldn't believe that his younger brother would be reliable!
I didn't know that Sankaiyue was beaten into the house by Xiaohumaru again. I was playing a rope turning game with Imken, the eldest brother of Sanjo's family. Imai's rope turning skills are very good. I haven't won much when playing with him. I am confident Smashed to pieces.
In order to gain some confidence for myself, I played a few rounds with Akita, who seemed very obedient, but I never thought that Akita was more terrifying than Imaiken, and opened a Tokyo Tower for me every minute... The law played and fell!
With a feeling of grief and indignation, I went back to the school dormitory ahead of time. The girls in the dormitory were applying facial masks. After washing up, I wanted to keep up with the pace of the big team. As soon as I put the mask on my face, the girls in the lower bunk went to wash their faces up.
"Can't you just wait for me?" I, who was hit by the knives, stretched out my hand to my eighth bunk.
"I refuse." Lao Ba knocked my hand off with a cold face: "I still want to make a video with my boyfriend, you can play while you're at it."
"..." I was caught off guard by a handful of dog food.
"What about the eternity we agreed on?" I reluctantly grabbed Lao Ba's clothes, and would rather die than let her wash her face.
"Plastic sisterhood for one yuan?" Lao Ba sneered, opened my fingers one by one, and left without looking back. Yes, I have my honey, so give it up."
"No—don't abandon me!" I was devastated.
The big boss in the dormitory really couldn't stand it any longer, he just hit my head, and I seemed to be able to understand San Riyue's heartfelt feelings when he was beaten—it hurts so much!
"One and two are drama masters. Look at the eighth boy. He has changed two boyfriends, so he can't learn from him." The boss gave me a contemptuous glance, and handed me a chocolate: "Old man The eighth boyfriend sent the eighth, and our dormitory will be divided."
Looking at the chocolate wrapped in golden tin foil in my hand, I feel that I can no longer be in the same boat as this single dormitory.
"I refuse to eat dog food!" I resolutely threw the chocolate on Lao Ba's seat, and my whole body slumped on the stool with a mask on my face.
The boss brought the chocolate again, completely ignoring my dying struggle. She touched my dog's head, peeled it off and stuffed it into my mouth. The hazelnut-filled chocolate tasted like dog food.
"Whenever you have a boyfriend, you don't need to eat dog food." The boss said to me in a kind tone, and then changed his voice: "I don't think I will see it in my life."
At this moment, I felt that my personality had been severely impacted, and I said without thinking: "I have a boyfriend!"
The boss laughed even more kindly: "Are you talking about your new favorite Li Zeyan or Xu Mo?"
I was speechless after being exposed, and the humiliation of being a single dog corroded my sanity.
"I'll make a video call to my boyfriend to prove it to you!" I took out my phone and realized that I don't even have a friend of the opposite sex in my phone, and I don't even have someone to pretend to be.
The ladies in the dormitory were all attracted by my words, their posture had the urge to lie to them that they were going to sleep on the balcony today, and they were sure that I was going to lie and beat me up.
... Is it too late to stop at this time?
The bosses in the dormitory gave me a look, which made me tremble with fright.
It's up to you!Candlesticks are cut!Quickly save your poor lord!
The author has something to say:
I’m back with the knives on New Year’s Day. Do you miss me? If you miss me, please deduct 1. If you miss me, please deduct 2
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