[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

"However, why does a dark Honmaru pay twice as much as a serious Honmaru!" After signing the contract, I started complaining, complaining about the insufficient living expenses of my lovely knives.

"Um, actually the previous 100 million was the probationary salary for the novice god judge. After the probationary period, the adult's salary will be directly increased to 500 million, of which 300 million is the cost of your use of spiritual power." Fox Nosuke He hurriedly explained to me that he was afraid that I would abandon my own Honmaru and throw myself directly into the embrace of Diablo Honmaru, although I am not such an unscrupulous person.

"Is spiritual power so valuable?" At this moment, I feel like a walking gold nugget, shining all the time.

"How can it be cheap to provide spiritual power to pay the mourning gods to transform them into human forms, not to mention providing it for a whole month, most of the general god-inspectors are reluctant to afford a single pill, you are one of the few with strong spiritual power who can In addition, it supports multiple Diablo Honmaru." Foxnosuke interrupted my horrible thought of wanting to sell spiritual power.At this time, I am finally confident that I can give the small knife masters a comfortable life, and I don't have to worry about the problem of not having enough money for more people in the future.

Delicious.

Maintaining such a good mood, I met a lot of friends in the meeting of the god judges, most of whom are very cute and cute girls. Of course, the way I meet the girls is the female seat, and the male god judges need to be ten meters away Far, there is a curtain drawn in the middle.

This is a kind of torture for male aunts who see males and even male mosquitoes every day. After all, returning to the present world requires a lot of spiritual power, and they can only go back once in a while.

I had a lot of fun playing at my aunt's side. The swords and swords on my aunt's side are very open. What I remember most is the pure land of bliss dance by Tsurumaru Kuniyong from someone else's house. Ah, they all belong to someone else's house.

"Little Lion." The Lion King sitting next to me had been refreshed by this song of Pure Land of Paradise, and it took him a long time to realize that I was calling him.

"Ah...is the master okay?"

"It's nothing, I just think it's time to enroll you in dance classes."

"QAQ"

Before leaving, the beautiful girl in Tsurumaru’s dance handed me a USB flash drive and asked me to go back and read it slowly. I think these things must be strange, but... I like it≧▽≦

On the way back, I took the Lion King to Wanwu for a stroll. To be honest, I have never been to Wanwu. I usually come to Wanwu to buy candlesticks.

The things sold by Wanwu need to be purchased with small pens, but you can also use the currency of the present world. Although there are fewer types, the price is much cheaper than the present world, and I am very happy to buy things.

I have gained a lot along the way. I have a lot of trophies, but the most eye-catching ones are a dozen red scarves. I still haven’t forgotten what I said the day before yesterday to give red scarves to the small knives. Don’t ask why there are red scarves in Wanwu, I don’t know.

A bunch of things were carried by the Lion King. I only took the bag containing the red scarf, tore it open and gave it to the Lion King. Thanks to the elementary school’s habit of not letting you enter the school without wearing a red scarf, I can still carry this memory with me. Just tie the red scarf.

But the Lion King wearing a red scarf is really a bit of a joke. Although he looks young, he is at least seventeen or eighteen years old. The standard things for elementary school students really don’t match, but he himself looks very happy.

"Put on the red scarf and you will be the successor of communism like me, little lion." In order to hide my unsettled face, I can only pretend to be very relieved. Of course he chose to trust the master.

"Really?" The Lion King originally wanted to pull the red scarf with his hand, but he was powerless with a bunch of things in his hand.

"How could I lie to you." I was just hiding it from you. After all, the young pioneers wearing red scarves are indeed the successors of communism. The Lion King is a bit beyond the standard at this age.

What the Lion King said before to lead me back did not come true. Foxnosuke is still there, so he can't just throw the god-inspector he is in charge of at the party.

I smelled the aroma of lunch before I reached the gate of Honmaru. Candlestick Chi Ma Ma must have made dumplings for me. I just mentioned it in the morning and I didn’t expect to eat them at noon. I must be the happiest Shenshen in the world By.

I finally know the reason why all the aunts on the God-inspector forum don't work hard and don't know the grains, because I'm about to be spoiled too.

In the past, I always believed in one sentence, girls should treat themselves better, no one treats you better than yourself.Now I also believe that there is indeed no one, because the knives are not human.

The scenery of Honmaru has been adjusted to winter by me, so the little knives are still wearing tiger head hats and earmuffs. When they heard me coming back, they all surrounded them and excluded the Lion King from the circle. I looked at him helplessly. With a glance, he signaled him to transport the things back first.

"Master! Is the party fun? Are there any fireworks?" Ai Ran Kunijun asked me first.

"There are no fireworks, but if you want to set off fireworks, I'll buy some for you another day." It just so happens that New Year's Day will be in a few days, and the New Year after New Year's Day will not be short of fireworks, so Honmaru doesn't have to worry about pollution.

"Master is the best!"×N

Looking at the lively appearance of this group of little daggers, I made up my mind to put on a red padded jacket of the same style for each of them during the Chinese New Year, which is a perfect match with the tiger head hat!

A red scarf was tied to each of the knives. They looked like ordinary elementary school students, and there was no problem in sneaking into the elementary school.

I mentioned the matter of receiving Diablo Honmaru during the meal, and to my surprise, the knives were not too opposed to it, and even discussed taking turns to accompany the master when sending spiritual power every month matter.

Is Diablo Honmaru so uncompetitive in your mind?Aren't you afraid that I won't want you if I take a fancy to one of the little swordsmen?Well... I dare not.

Seeing my doubts, Sanriyue turned to look at me and said, "It's not so much that we don't worry about the lord, it's better to say that we believe that the lord with such pure spiritual power won't... um... this word should be the beginning and the end. Give it up."

Is this how it is used?Have I done anything unreasonable to you?If you do this, I will misunderstand what I did to you. No date, grandpa, let's not make a date.

"At best, I'm a man who sees things differently and wants to change. It's not as serious as giving up at the end." Resisting the desire to complain, I tried to talk to him following San Riyue's train of thought: "Does San Riyue want to warm my bed? But usually it's Chang Gu The Ministry and Xiao Huangmao warmed my bed, you go and discuss with them."

"..." Master, have you really done such a crazy thing!Sanriyue was so shocked by what I said that she couldn't hold back her smile.

Why does the ordinary Honmaru Touken take turns warming the bed for the god judges at night, what happened behind the calm of the day, whether it is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality, please stay tuned into Touken Ranbu.

Hasebe looked very helpless at the side, seeing if Sanriyue believed it, he immediately explained: "The bed warmer that the master said is to let me use a hot water bottle to warm the master's bed, that's all, Sanriyue, don't think too much. "

"The knives these days are really too impure, right, little yellow hair." I smiled teasingly at Sankaiyue, and ate a dumpling made by Yamabuki Kunihiro, which was very warm Heart, but the dumplings... are so ugly.

"Master, give me a good meal." Yamabuchi Kunihiro said that he had seen the ugly eyes of his dumplings when I disliked him, and his favorability dropped from [-]. At this time, he said that he didn't want to listen to his master. .

The dumplings are really delicious, and I am very satisfied with a meal. The dumplings I ate in the school cafeteria during the winter solstice this year were unpalatable, and the shiitake mushrooms and pork stuffing are obviously my favorite ingredients. Why do they taste so weird together?

I was a little bit full, I remembered that I had Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets in my pocket, I took them out and ate a few, and I also took out the USB flash drive given to me by the female spiritual examiner in the morning.

The main house where Honmaru ate together happens to have a TV. I remember that the TV can be played with a USB flash drive. Check it now in case you forget it in the future. It’s not good in case you miss something important.

The other small knives were still eating, and I was willing to bow down to the speed of eating slowly. I inserted the U disk into the USB port, and many folders appeared on the screen.

Mikazuki Zongjin, Tsurumaru Kuninaga, Jiang Xue Zuowen, Yiqi Yizhen... Almost all the names of the swords seem to be very important things, maybe not every swordsman should pay attention to it?

Jinjian just happened to be full, so he ran to me and told me that he wanted to watch Sankayue, which was not a big request. I opened the folder with the remote control and played the first of a dozen videos directly.

Listening to the familiar BGM of "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" coming from the TV, as well as Miriyue from someone else's house who is dressed very aggressively in the middle, uh, I have an intuition that this must be something serious.

The three-day moon on the screen is wearing a black kimono, but this kimono exposes a large area of ​​his chest, and there are bells on his hands and feet, which jingle with his light dancing posture. Friends who went to Kuritaguchi.

Before this moment, I had never thought that the old-fashioned Sanriyue, who is a grandfather in my family every day, has already danced a dozen of various dances in other people's homes.

The sound of the music also attracted the little knives who were eating. They turned their heads and looked at it and felt that their eyes were glued to the TV, including the protagonist Mikazuki Zongjin on the screen.

"Hahaha, this is really interesting." Sanriyue looked at her dancing posture with great interest, and asked with a smile on her eyes, "Does the lord want to watch grandpa dance?"

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

"..." Although it's embarrassing, can I express that I really want to see it.

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