[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts
Chapter 1 Having money can make me a god judge
My name is [beep——], huh?Why is the sound muted, then let me do it again.
My name is [beep——], why is the sound muted again?Forget it, please don't care about these details.
My name is [Beep——], I am 19 years old, and I am a female college student. It is said that the female college student is worse than elementary school students, but you have to believe me, I am not cheating at all.
When I got up early and went to class, I saw a little fox. Although I personally don’t like foxes very much, I can’t let a national second-class protected animal wander outside.
So I took out my little claw machine.
"Wait, Lord God Judge! Don't call!"
Damn, when will the fox be able to talk!
I patted my face and dialed 110 resolutely.
"Hi, it's like this, I have a talking fox here, I hope you can deal with it."
"Um, I'm not joking."
"There really is a talking fox here!"
Ah, being hung up, seems to be regarded as a neuropathy.
The fox at the foot has not yet An Sheng: "Master God Judge, I am not a monster! I am Fox Nosuke, and I am the guide of God Judge."
Honosuke widened his eyes as he spoke, trying to soften me by being cute, but I will not compromise easily. As a cat slave, only cats can heal my heart.
"Have you finished talking? I can go now. I still have class." I checked the time, and there are still 10 minutes before class. If I run, I should be able to pinch to the classroom. There is no thought of skipping class.
Foxosuke was a little confused, but he quickly reacted and handed me a document.Strange, where did he get this stack of papers.
I took a closer look, and the general content is that an organization called the Government of Time is recruiting god judges, and then let the god judges tear up with the time retrograde army.Who would go to such a horrible thing but a fool.
I was about to refuse, when out of the corner of my eye I saw a line in the lower right corner of the page: Salary 1000000 yuan per month.
I'm just a fool, thank you.
This means that I have become a rich man with a monthly salary of one million before I graduate.
I did it!
That's why I'm in a place I've never seen before.
According to Honosuke, this place is called Honmaru.
Honmaru Honmaru, did you want to be a pill? This unlucky name made me decide to change jobs after working for a few years, but before that, I need to save up enough money.
"Master God Judge, please give yourself a name in Honmaru first."
This is exactly what I want, and it will be easier to hide my identity when I run away in the future.
"Suddenly." Randomly said one without distraction.Passed away, suddenly ran away_(:з」∠)_
"Okay, now you can sign a contract with this Honmaru."
"I don't know how to sign and press my fingerprints." What if I was sold by you, I also studied the Fa.
Foxnosuke didn't seem to expect that I would say that, with three black lines above his head: "Master Suran, there is no need to press your fingerprints, as long as you say that you are sure to become the master of this pill."
Is it so high-tech!
"I'm sure to be the master of this hommaru." I waited for a while, but nothing happened. I'm afraid Foxnosuke, this wicked fox, was just teasing me.
I looked at it with eyes that wanted to kill it.
Maybe I was a little scared when I saw it, so Foxnosuke hurriedly explained to me: "The contract has been signed, and the god judge can't feel it because the spiritual power needed is too little to be consumed. This pill has been determined to belong to you gone."
The spiritual power needed is too little, uh, so to speak, I am still very powerful
The thought in Fox's mind just happened to be with the god judges. He is worthy of being a spiritual power user in Huaguo. Under normal circumstances, the new god judges in other regions would not consume more than half of their spiritual power.
"Please choose your initial knife."
As soon as I finished speaking, five phantoms of knives appeared in front of my eyes. On each of the knives stood a figure-sized villain. Click on the villain and there will be a section of their self-introduction.
I chose a yellow-haired boy based on my preference. Tsundere is true love. If you think it is not cute, it must be that the arrogant person is not handsome enough. After all, appearance is king, but this yellow-haired boy is typically standing The wave of people with the pinnacle of beauty.
By the way, what is the name of this yellow-haired boy?
Ma Dan, patronizing to look at the face.
Brother Huang Mao didn't say a word when he came out, he just tightened the blanket on his body and kept staring at me. In the end, my eyes were sore and I couldn't hold on and started talking first.
"Little Huangmao, from now on you will be your judge, that is, your boss, and you will be my younger brother from now on. In short, I will not treat you badly." This little yellow hair is so beautiful.
"Sure enough, for me, this imitation product, I can't even remember my name." The yellow-haired brother lowered his head. I think the birds in the sky can feel his bad mood. After all, this little brother's resentment It's gone crazy!
"Do you want me to comfort you?" I touched my chin, I'm not very good at comforting people.
Hearing my words, Xiao Huangmao's face under the shadow of the sheet suddenly turned red. Don't ask me why, he raised his head abruptly, and I could see stars in those blue eyes.
My God, how can there be such cute people in this world, raccoon flowers and egg yolks from heaven, I think my cuteness has been poked.
"Yeah, I don't want you to comfort me." Little Huangmao blushed like the little apples I used to eat. "I am Yamabagiri Kunihiro. Although it is an imitation of Yamabagiri, it is definitely not a counterfeit. It is the highest masterpiece of Kunihiro!"
I asked: "And then?"
"I hope you will remember my name, Master." Yamabuchi Kunihiro said seriously, his clear blue eyes reflected my figure, as if I was the only one seen in this world.
Mama, I want to marry him home!
"Little yellow hair, how can you be so cute!" I was a little crazy, if I was not afraid of scaring Yamabuki Kirihiro, I would definitely mess with his little yellow hair.
Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro had already given up treatment for his lord, Foxnosuke reminded me to let Xiao Huangmao out, and then I remembered that there is still a fox here, and I should do something right after ignoring it for so long.
"Go, little yellow hair!" After learning how to use the teleportation formation with Foxnosuke, he transferred the location to Hakodate, and waved a handkerchief to send Yamabuki Kunihiro out of the formation.
Kiri Kunihiro Yamaba pulled his sheet, hiding his face in the shadows: "It's not my job to cure Yamaba or anything like that."
Having said that, he still walked to the center of the teleportation array and was teleported out.
I waited for him beside the teleportation array, idly masturbating the fox for about an hour, the teleportation array turned on, and sent back a comatose and bloody Yamabashi Kirihiro.
I slapped the fox hard, and started to laugh, which made me feel irritated: "Fox boy, should you give me an explanation?"
I yanked Foxonosuke's tail: "My little yellow hair was fine when he left, but it's like this when he comes back. Did you know it a long time ago and let him go!"
Foxnosuke bared his teeth in pain. At this time, the god judge shouldn't be concerned about his initial sword. Why did he start to make trouble, but he could only flatter him and say, "Master judge, this is the first time that Yamabashi Kiritou has appeared in the battle alone. No one is wearing a knife suit, it is normal to be injured, and this situation will not happen if many people wear knife suits in the future."
Honmaru fell silent.
"Fox boy, why didn't you remind me to bring a knife for Xiaohuangmao to install that thing, I'm afraid you want to bring it with a dog."
I don't know what Honosuke thinks in his heart, but even if it is intentional, I will beat it up if I die, and I still can't do the thing of killing the fox at every turn, because I am too soft-hearted.
Foxnosuke closed his eyes, and waited for a long time without waiting for the slap from the judge. Weimi took a look and found that the judge didn't seem to be very angry at all, but was just calling 120 with his mobile phone, wait, judge God is playing 120!
"Master God Judge!" Fox's help rushed to my mobile phone quickly, and hung up the unanswered call with a small meat pad. "Yamabashi Kiritou's injury can be healed by hand, and there is no need to call for an emergency."
What the hell?Manual entry?Sure enough, this world is already fantasy, but this has nothing to do with me who will run away sooner or later.
After Honosuke's explanation, I successfully entered Yamabuki Kunihiro. However, Yamabuki Kunihiro's flushed face and indistinct groans/groans when entering the hands are simply tempting to go on the road of crime .
Calm down, suddenly, start in three years...
Yamabuchi Kunihiro covered himself with a quilt after entering it, and he didn't seem to want to face me, the god judge who just saved him. It's understandable, if I am so ashamed in front of someone I just met for a day, then I will definitely I can't wait to push that person back into my mother's womb, I'm already very pleased with Xiao Huangmao.
However, Yamababa Kiri Kunihiro just didn't know how to face his own god-judgment, thinking that just now the spiritual power of the god-judger gently covered his whole body, and every cell in his body clamored to be used by the god-judger.After handing in, the feeling of reluctance almost made him want to act like a baby to the God Judge and continue helping him, fearing that he would not be able to control himself, so he covered himself up to restrain himself.
"Okay, don't bother you, you can stay here, or forge knives with me, choose yourself."
"..." Yamabuchi Kunihiro didn't speak, but stood up silently and followed me, the blush on his face was still not gone.
Sure enough, she's a tsundere, but she's so cute.
Forging knives is a technical job, but it is not difficult. As long as certain materials are put in the forging furnace, it will show how long it takes for the knives to be forged.Foxnosuke suggested that the first time forging a knife is best to forge a short knife, so as to avoid the phenomenon of insufficient spiritual power. Although I am quite confident, I still followed Foxnosuke's suggestion and put 50 of each material.
Looking at the 20 minutes displayed above, I took the Accelerator Talisman that Foxnosuke gave me and slapped it, and then the forge spit out a short knife for me.
I held the short knife in my hand, thinking about how to input spiritual power, just as I had this idea, the short knife shone brightly and transformed into a human form in front of me.
"I'm Aizen Kunijun! I have the protection of King Aizenming." The new little dagger has red hair, and he wears a yellow coat with a painting that looks like a Buddha. As expected, it should be I don't quite understand what he said about King Ai Ranming, so don't worry about these details.
Ai Ran Kunijun looked at his god-inspector curiously, but the god-inspector didn't seem too happy. He couldn't be a person who only pays attention to rare knives. That would be really bad.
"Ai Ran... Guojun, right, I have a question to ask you." I looked at this child who was only about seven or eight years old seriously, and felt that there was a question that I couldn't help but ask.
"Please feel free to ask, Master." This was the first time the new master asked him a question, and Ai Ran Kunijun said that he must answer it carefully, at least not to be hated.
"Son, are you a bear?"
"..."
My name is [beep——], why is the sound muted again?Forget it, please don't care about these details.
My name is [Beep——], I am 19 years old, and I am a female college student. It is said that the female college student is worse than elementary school students, but you have to believe me, I am not cheating at all.
When I got up early and went to class, I saw a little fox. Although I personally don’t like foxes very much, I can’t let a national second-class protected animal wander outside.
So I took out my little claw machine.
"Wait, Lord God Judge! Don't call!"
Damn, when will the fox be able to talk!
I patted my face and dialed 110 resolutely.
"Hi, it's like this, I have a talking fox here, I hope you can deal with it."
"Um, I'm not joking."
"There really is a talking fox here!"
Ah, being hung up, seems to be regarded as a neuropathy.
The fox at the foot has not yet An Sheng: "Master God Judge, I am not a monster! I am Fox Nosuke, and I am the guide of God Judge."
Honosuke widened his eyes as he spoke, trying to soften me by being cute, but I will not compromise easily. As a cat slave, only cats can heal my heart.
"Have you finished talking? I can go now. I still have class." I checked the time, and there are still 10 minutes before class. If I run, I should be able to pinch to the classroom. There is no thought of skipping class.
Foxosuke was a little confused, but he quickly reacted and handed me a document.Strange, where did he get this stack of papers.
I took a closer look, and the general content is that an organization called the Government of Time is recruiting god judges, and then let the god judges tear up with the time retrograde army.Who would go to such a horrible thing but a fool.
I was about to refuse, when out of the corner of my eye I saw a line in the lower right corner of the page: Salary 1000000 yuan per month.
I'm just a fool, thank you.
This means that I have become a rich man with a monthly salary of one million before I graduate.
I did it!
That's why I'm in a place I've never seen before.
According to Honosuke, this place is called Honmaru.
Honmaru Honmaru, did you want to be a pill? This unlucky name made me decide to change jobs after working for a few years, but before that, I need to save up enough money.
"Master God Judge, please give yourself a name in Honmaru first."
This is exactly what I want, and it will be easier to hide my identity when I run away in the future.
"Suddenly." Randomly said one without distraction.Passed away, suddenly ran away_(:з」∠)_
"Okay, now you can sign a contract with this Honmaru."
"I don't know how to sign and press my fingerprints." What if I was sold by you, I also studied the Fa.
Foxnosuke didn't seem to expect that I would say that, with three black lines above his head: "Master Suran, there is no need to press your fingerprints, as long as you say that you are sure to become the master of this pill."
Is it so high-tech!
"I'm sure to be the master of this hommaru." I waited for a while, but nothing happened. I'm afraid Foxnosuke, this wicked fox, was just teasing me.
I looked at it with eyes that wanted to kill it.
Maybe I was a little scared when I saw it, so Foxnosuke hurriedly explained to me: "The contract has been signed, and the god judge can't feel it because the spiritual power needed is too little to be consumed. This pill has been determined to belong to you gone."
The spiritual power needed is too little, uh, so to speak, I am still very powerful
The thought in Fox's mind just happened to be with the god judges. He is worthy of being a spiritual power user in Huaguo. Under normal circumstances, the new god judges in other regions would not consume more than half of their spiritual power.
"Please choose your initial knife."
As soon as I finished speaking, five phantoms of knives appeared in front of my eyes. On each of the knives stood a figure-sized villain. Click on the villain and there will be a section of their self-introduction.
I chose a yellow-haired boy based on my preference. Tsundere is true love. If you think it is not cute, it must be that the arrogant person is not handsome enough. After all, appearance is king, but this yellow-haired boy is typically standing The wave of people with the pinnacle of beauty.
By the way, what is the name of this yellow-haired boy?
Ma Dan, patronizing to look at the face.
Brother Huang Mao didn't say a word when he came out, he just tightened the blanket on his body and kept staring at me. In the end, my eyes were sore and I couldn't hold on and started talking first.
"Little Huangmao, from now on you will be your judge, that is, your boss, and you will be my younger brother from now on. In short, I will not treat you badly." This little yellow hair is so beautiful.
"Sure enough, for me, this imitation product, I can't even remember my name." The yellow-haired brother lowered his head. I think the birds in the sky can feel his bad mood. After all, this little brother's resentment It's gone crazy!
"Do you want me to comfort you?" I touched my chin, I'm not very good at comforting people.
Hearing my words, Xiao Huangmao's face under the shadow of the sheet suddenly turned red. Don't ask me why, he raised his head abruptly, and I could see stars in those blue eyes.
My God, how can there be such cute people in this world, raccoon flowers and egg yolks from heaven, I think my cuteness has been poked.
"Yeah, I don't want you to comfort me." Little Huangmao blushed like the little apples I used to eat. "I am Yamabagiri Kunihiro. Although it is an imitation of Yamabagiri, it is definitely not a counterfeit. It is the highest masterpiece of Kunihiro!"
I asked: "And then?"
"I hope you will remember my name, Master." Yamabuchi Kunihiro said seriously, his clear blue eyes reflected my figure, as if I was the only one seen in this world.
Mama, I want to marry him home!
"Little yellow hair, how can you be so cute!" I was a little crazy, if I was not afraid of scaring Yamabuki Kirihiro, I would definitely mess with his little yellow hair.
Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro had already given up treatment for his lord, Foxnosuke reminded me to let Xiao Huangmao out, and then I remembered that there is still a fox here, and I should do something right after ignoring it for so long.
"Go, little yellow hair!" After learning how to use the teleportation formation with Foxnosuke, he transferred the location to Hakodate, and waved a handkerchief to send Yamabuki Kunihiro out of the formation.
Kiri Kunihiro Yamaba pulled his sheet, hiding his face in the shadows: "It's not my job to cure Yamaba or anything like that."
Having said that, he still walked to the center of the teleportation array and was teleported out.
I waited for him beside the teleportation array, idly masturbating the fox for about an hour, the teleportation array turned on, and sent back a comatose and bloody Yamabashi Kirihiro.
I slapped the fox hard, and started to laugh, which made me feel irritated: "Fox boy, should you give me an explanation?"
I yanked Foxonosuke's tail: "My little yellow hair was fine when he left, but it's like this when he comes back. Did you know it a long time ago and let him go!"
Foxnosuke bared his teeth in pain. At this time, the god judge shouldn't be concerned about his initial sword. Why did he start to make trouble, but he could only flatter him and say, "Master judge, this is the first time that Yamabashi Kiritou has appeared in the battle alone. No one is wearing a knife suit, it is normal to be injured, and this situation will not happen if many people wear knife suits in the future."
Honmaru fell silent.
"Fox boy, why didn't you remind me to bring a knife for Xiaohuangmao to install that thing, I'm afraid you want to bring it with a dog."
I don't know what Honosuke thinks in his heart, but even if it is intentional, I will beat it up if I die, and I still can't do the thing of killing the fox at every turn, because I am too soft-hearted.
Foxnosuke closed his eyes, and waited for a long time without waiting for the slap from the judge. Weimi took a look and found that the judge didn't seem to be very angry at all, but was just calling 120 with his mobile phone, wait, judge God is playing 120!
"Master God Judge!" Fox's help rushed to my mobile phone quickly, and hung up the unanswered call with a small meat pad. "Yamabashi Kiritou's injury can be healed by hand, and there is no need to call for an emergency."
What the hell?Manual entry?Sure enough, this world is already fantasy, but this has nothing to do with me who will run away sooner or later.
After Honosuke's explanation, I successfully entered Yamabuki Kunihiro. However, Yamabuki Kunihiro's flushed face and indistinct groans/groans when entering the hands are simply tempting to go on the road of crime .
Calm down, suddenly, start in three years...
Yamabuchi Kunihiro covered himself with a quilt after entering it, and he didn't seem to want to face me, the god judge who just saved him. It's understandable, if I am so ashamed in front of someone I just met for a day, then I will definitely I can't wait to push that person back into my mother's womb, I'm already very pleased with Xiao Huangmao.
However, Yamababa Kiri Kunihiro just didn't know how to face his own god-judgment, thinking that just now the spiritual power of the god-judger gently covered his whole body, and every cell in his body clamored to be used by the god-judger.After handing in, the feeling of reluctance almost made him want to act like a baby to the God Judge and continue helping him, fearing that he would not be able to control himself, so he covered himself up to restrain himself.
"Okay, don't bother you, you can stay here, or forge knives with me, choose yourself."
"..." Yamabuchi Kunihiro didn't speak, but stood up silently and followed me, the blush on his face was still not gone.
Sure enough, she's a tsundere, but she's so cute.
Forging knives is a technical job, but it is not difficult. As long as certain materials are put in the forging furnace, it will show how long it takes for the knives to be forged.Foxnosuke suggested that the first time forging a knife is best to forge a short knife, so as to avoid the phenomenon of insufficient spiritual power. Although I am quite confident, I still followed Foxnosuke's suggestion and put 50 of each material.
Looking at the 20 minutes displayed above, I took the Accelerator Talisman that Foxnosuke gave me and slapped it, and then the forge spit out a short knife for me.
I held the short knife in my hand, thinking about how to input spiritual power, just as I had this idea, the short knife shone brightly and transformed into a human form in front of me.
"I'm Aizen Kunijun! I have the protection of King Aizenming." The new little dagger has red hair, and he wears a yellow coat with a painting that looks like a Buddha. As expected, it should be I don't quite understand what he said about King Ai Ranming, so don't worry about these details.
Ai Ran Kunijun looked at his god-inspector curiously, but the god-inspector didn't seem too happy. He couldn't be a person who only pays attention to rare knives. That would be really bad.
"Ai Ran... Guojun, right, I have a question to ask you." I looked at this child who was only about seven or eight years old seriously, and felt that there was a question that I couldn't help but ask.
"Please feel free to ask, Master." This was the first time the new master asked him a question, and Ai Ran Kunijun said that he must answer it carefully, at least not to be hated.
"Son, are you a bear?"
"..."
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