[Lu Xiaofeng] But when thunder strikes
Chapter 029
Chapter 029 What Did You Do With My Body? !
In fact, she added silently in her heart: My body, I'm afraid it's still the type that can't be poked to death!
After hearing what Lu Chuxue said, Ximen Chuuxue fell silent.
After a long while, he said, "What should we do so that we can recover?"
"I don't know." I really don't know this, and Lu Chuxue really doesn't know.
At this moment, Lu Chuxue suddenly had a flash of excitement in his mind, and the sudden feeling of wanting to pee stimulated the nerves in his brain.She couldn't help shivering, and then looked at Ximen Chuuxue with a very embarrassed look.
Ximen Chuuxue could see the change in her expression. He was very puzzled and even a little angry. He asked coldly, "What did you do with my body? Why are you shaking all of a sudden?"
Lu Chuxue's eyes widened, her face looked like she was about to cry.
She, she wants to go to the bathroom.However, this is not her original body.Sword God suddenly asked her how to answer this question.Heaven, earth, help.
Lu Chuxue raised her head, but hesitated to speak.The expression became particularly tangled, very distressed.
Ximen Chuuxue frowned, and asked again in a cold voice, "What's wrong with you?"
People have three urgencies, they have to be anxious.
Lu Chuxue almost cried on the spot, and said, "I want to go to the toilet, but I don't know what to do?" She was telling the truth, just now she was thinking about whether to pee standing up or squatting down.
This is such a sad thing that hurts the body and lungs.
Ximen Chuuxue's face immediately collapsed, and Lu Chuxue felt that she saw a thin layer of frost on her body and face.
"Get up, I'll go with you." Immediately, Ximen Chuuxue was about to reach out and pull Lu Chuxue down who was still sitting on the bed under the blanket.
"Wait a minute, you're using my body now!" Lu Chuxue yelled, "I, I've never used a man..." Before she could finish the word 'body', she was blowing snow at Ximen Under the sharp eyes, he chose to shut up.
In fact, just now, she originally wanted to say her, my integrity, but at that moment, she realized that the word integrity should not be used indiscriminately, so she nervously changed it to using a man's body, but Ximen Chuuxue didn't like it at all. Before giving her a chance to finish speaking, she was already dragged to the toilet which was placed on the side of the room separated by a screen.
However, before Lu Chuxue's mind continued to catch up with the plot of the scene, Ximen Chuuxue said to her in a deep voice, "You should learn how to use it now!"
In an instant, because of Ximen Chuuxue's words, so many strange images suddenly appeared in Lu Chuxue, a wretched girl's mind. Erliangjun with various materials in GVjjj, she has never seen the real thing in person, but But she clearly knows how to use each one!
It's just that the usage is essentially different from this usage!
Sister Chuxue, pick up your integrity quickly!
When the two of them stood still in front of the toilet, the next thing was: morality fell off again.
Lu Chuxue felt that this was the saddest thing in life.She saw with her own eyes that she was taking off the pants of a man. Of course, the man inside was her own soul.
Body swapping, gender switching, etc., it really hurts.
"Should I stand? Or squat?" Lu Chuxue asked a crucial question again as she watched Ximen Chuuxue unbutton her trousers.Originally, she was not a man, how could she know how to solve it.Anyway, she only knows that when she pees, she has to squat.
But obviously, the moment she said this, she felt the temperature in the air drop again.
Ximen Chuuxue looked at her, as if snowflakes were about to fall.
"Tell me, what should I do next." The trousers were unbuttoned, and I really experienced the feeling of 'the wind blows the crotch and the balls are cool'. However, this handsome and sizable Erliang Jun Not hers.Also, did she choose to squat up or stand up?If you are standing, what should you do with the strange distance in midair?
Ximen Chuuxue stared at Lu Chuxue fiercely. After a while, when Lu Chuxue thought he was going to become an ice sculpture, she gritted her teeth and said, "Hold on."
These words instantly felt like ten tons of TNT exploded, causing Lu Chuxue to be thrown into a mess in the wind...
However, as if God was here in a daze to join in the fun, Ximen Chuuxue didn't know which sutra was wrong in his brain, so he stretched out his hand, stretched out his hand—to personally support his own body.
Lu Chuxue was instantly dumbfounded.
Peaty!Those hands belonged to her Lu Chuxue's original body.
"Hurry up, I still have something to ask you." Ximen Chuuxue said to Lu Chuxue while supporting Erliang Jun who was j□j.
Facing the scene of getting along so tightly with each other, Lu Chuxue seemed to hear the sound of her own integrity breaking into pieces and falling to the ground.
Amidst the embarrassing, ashamed, and painful liquid sliding down, the first time it was convenient to use a man's Erliang, it was barely half the curtain.Just when Lu Chuxue thought that this matter was finally over, the reality made her cry again and wanted to hit her to death with a piece of tofu.
Because, because, Sword God's body was too honest, and under the caress of her hands, he immediately raised the national flag.
But this is not the most terrible thing, the most terrible thing is that Ximen Chuuxue's brain is really broken.When he saw this scene, he said in amazement: "You, you actually have feelings for yourself?" That extremely incredible tone gave Lu Chuxue an instant urge to die again.
Nima!The power of this sentence is not shallow, TNT and everything are weak and exploded, this is basically an atomic bomb explosion.
Lu Chuxue immediately became angry: "It's such an obvious touch, if you don't feel it, something is really wrong with your body!" As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly realized that there was a loophole here, and it seemed that some important secret had been pulled out.
The wretched Chuxue girl immediately had thoughts in her head. Could it be that the Sword God really has this problem?
Suddenly, she suddenly remembered the life of the Sword God, and instantly felt relieved.
No wonder Ximen Chuuxue has been single for so long, until he met Sun Xiuqing, this hidden illness healed like a convulsion.Let him successfully complete the task of getting married and having a baby during this period of time, but when he met his good friend Ye Gucheng again, the hidden disease fell ill again.After stabbing his good friend to death on the top of the Forbidden City, this hidden disease broke out completely, and then he abandoned his wife and son? !
In fact, she added silently in her heart: My body, I'm afraid it's still the type that can't be poked to death!
After hearing what Lu Chuxue said, Ximen Chuuxue fell silent.
After a long while, he said, "What should we do so that we can recover?"
"I don't know." I really don't know this, and Lu Chuxue really doesn't know.
At this moment, Lu Chuxue suddenly had a flash of excitement in his mind, and the sudden feeling of wanting to pee stimulated the nerves in his brain.She couldn't help shivering, and then looked at Ximen Chuuxue with a very embarrassed look.
Ximen Chuuxue could see the change in her expression. He was very puzzled and even a little angry. He asked coldly, "What did you do with my body? Why are you shaking all of a sudden?"
Lu Chuxue's eyes widened, her face looked like she was about to cry.
She, she wants to go to the bathroom.However, this is not her original body.Sword God suddenly asked her how to answer this question.Heaven, earth, help.
Lu Chuxue raised her head, but hesitated to speak.The expression became particularly tangled, very distressed.
Ximen Chuuxue frowned, and asked again in a cold voice, "What's wrong with you?"
People have three urgencies, they have to be anxious.
Lu Chuxue almost cried on the spot, and said, "I want to go to the toilet, but I don't know what to do?" She was telling the truth, just now she was thinking about whether to pee standing up or squatting down.
This is such a sad thing that hurts the body and lungs.
Ximen Chuuxue's face immediately collapsed, and Lu Chuxue felt that she saw a thin layer of frost on her body and face.
"Get up, I'll go with you." Immediately, Ximen Chuuxue was about to reach out and pull Lu Chuxue down who was still sitting on the bed under the blanket.
"Wait a minute, you're using my body now!" Lu Chuxue yelled, "I, I've never used a man..." Before she could finish the word 'body', she was blowing snow at Ximen Under the sharp eyes, he chose to shut up.
In fact, just now, she originally wanted to say her, my integrity, but at that moment, she realized that the word integrity should not be used indiscriminately, so she nervously changed it to using a man's body, but Ximen Chuuxue didn't like it at all. Before giving her a chance to finish speaking, she was already dragged to the toilet which was placed on the side of the room separated by a screen.
However, before Lu Chuxue's mind continued to catch up with the plot of the scene, Ximen Chuuxue said to her in a deep voice, "You should learn how to use it now!"
In an instant, because of Ximen Chuuxue's words, so many strange images suddenly appeared in Lu Chuxue, a wretched girl's mind. Erliangjun with various materials in GVjjj, she has never seen the real thing in person, but But she clearly knows how to use each one!
It's just that the usage is essentially different from this usage!
Sister Chuxue, pick up your integrity quickly!
When the two of them stood still in front of the toilet, the next thing was: morality fell off again.
Lu Chuxue felt that this was the saddest thing in life.She saw with her own eyes that she was taking off the pants of a man. Of course, the man inside was her own soul.
Body swapping, gender switching, etc., it really hurts.
"Should I stand? Or squat?" Lu Chuxue asked a crucial question again as she watched Ximen Chuuxue unbutton her trousers.Originally, she was not a man, how could she know how to solve it.Anyway, she only knows that when she pees, she has to squat.
But obviously, the moment she said this, she felt the temperature in the air drop again.
Ximen Chuuxue looked at her, as if snowflakes were about to fall.
"Tell me, what should I do next." The trousers were unbuttoned, and I really experienced the feeling of 'the wind blows the crotch and the balls are cool'. However, this handsome and sizable Erliang Jun Not hers.Also, did she choose to squat up or stand up?If you are standing, what should you do with the strange distance in midair?
Ximen Chuuxue stared at Lu Chuxue fiercely. After a while, when Lu Chuxue thought he was going to become an ice sculpture, she gritted her teeth and said, "Hold on."
These words instantly felt like ten tons of TNT exploded, causing Lu Chuxue to be thrown into a mess in the wind...
However, as if God was here in a daze to join in the fun, Ximen Chuuxue didn't know which sutra was wrong in his brain, so he stretched out his hand, stretched out his hand—to personally support his own body.
Lu Chuxue was instantly dumbfounded.
Peaty!Those hands belonged to her Lu Chuxue's original body.
"Hurry up, I still have something to ask you." Ximen Chuuxue said to Lu Chuxue while supporting Erliang Jun who was j□j.
Facing the scene of getting along so tightly with each other, Lu Chuxue seemed to hear the sound of her own integrity breaking into pieces and falling to the ground.
Amidst the embarrassing, ashamed, and painful liquid sliding down, the first time it was convenient to use a man's Erliang, it was barely half the curtain.Just when Lu Chuxue thought that this matter was finally over, the reality made her cry again and wanted to hit her to death with a piece of tofu.
Because, because, Sword God's body was too honest, and under the caress of her hands, he immediately raised the national flag.
But this is not the most terrible thing, the most terrible thing is that Ximen Chuuxue's brain is really broken.When he saw this scene, he said in amazement: "You, you actually have feelings for yourself?" That extremely incredible tone gave Lu Chuxue an instant urge to die again.
Nima!The power of this sentence is not shallow, TNT and everything are weak and exploded, this is basically an atomic bomb explosion.
Lu Chuxue immediately became angry: "It's such an obvious touch, if you don't feel it, something is really wrong with your body!" As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly realized that there was a loophole here, and it seemed that some important secret had been pulled out.
The wretched Chuxue girl immediately had thoughts in her head. Could it be that the Sword God really has this problem?
Suddenly, she suddenly remembered the life of the Sword God, and instantly felt relieved.
No wonder Ximen Chuuxue has been single for so long, until he met Sun Xiuqing, this hidden illness healed like a convulsion.Let him successfully complete the task of getting married and having a baby during this period of time, but when he met his good friend Ye Gucheng again, the hidden disease fell ill again.After stabbing his good friend to death on the top of the Forbidden City, this hidden disease broke out completely, and then he abandoned his wife and son? !
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