[Comprehensive British and American] Where is the amazing Jason

Jason didn't wake up until close to noon. He rubbed on the pillow dissatisfied, feeling that his stomach wasn't too hungry, and he could still sleep for another hour or two.

So he slid happily into the depths of the quilt, lazily burying himself in the darkness and warmth.A fluffy head rested against his shoulder, trying to block out the morning light with Jason's shoulder in displeasure.

Jason yawned, "Timmy, get your head off."

The head on his shoulder grunted and murmured unhappily, "Pull the curtains, Drake."

Ok?

Things don't seem right?

Jason belatedly remembered that his little boyfriend was on a mission in outer space.Generally speaking, he is the one who has wandered in the interstellar for a long time, but the vigilantes have more or less experience in fighting bad guys in the universe.

So who is the man behind his shoulder?

Jason lifted the quilt violently and saw a scene that shocked him.

A man who looked exactly like him—or rather it was him, lying on his bed in only a pair of shorts.The hand that was raised to rub his eyes had a pair of men's rings on the ring finger.He complained in a tone halfway between reproach and coquetry, "What are you doing?"

Jason choked.

Wow.He thought maybe something was wrong with him.I'm so hot.

The man lying on Jason's bed, let me introduce Jason Todd, because a magic was sent to the parallel world of Jason, and if he wanted to return to his own world, he had to wait for another person who was hit by the magic Defeat the wizard and bring him back.

For the sake of distinction, Jason called him Todd for the time being.

Todd and Jason had basically the same experience. He was beaten by a clown with a crowbar into cerebral palsy, choked to death by the smoke from the bomb explosion, dug himself out of the coffin, demented and wandering, and then thrown into the pool. All kinds of cats, cats, dogs, mermaids and vampires are entrusted to do tasks, and by the way, they play the role of a gangster in Gotham.

The only difference, Todd is a married man.Yes, the ring on his ring finger is a wedding ring.The marriage partner is said to be another unlucky guy who wants to take him away.

"The unlucky guy you mentioned." Jason looked at Todd who was sitting on the sofa reading a newspaper, and narrowed his eyes. "It can't be Tim, can it?"

Todd shook his hand holding the newspaper, and turned to the next page nonchalantly, "Marriage doesn't mean anything, it's just a form of promise, to help the old man on his way to the hospital."

He licked his lips and pondered, "You didn't see what the old man looked like when he saw the marriage license. His first reaction was to go to the Batcave to check if he was poisoned by fear gas, and his second reaction was to check if he was poisoned by the Mad Hatter." Takumi has been brain-controlled. I can laugh about it for the rest of my life."

"Got it," Jason caught the point, "You're married to Tim over there."

"Hey, I said it has nothing to do with feelings." Todd put down the newspaper.

"Speak as if you are willing to get a license with Dick." Jason said blankly, standing in front of the stove, making sauce for their breakfast or lunch, "Scrambled eggs and grilled mushrooms, do you want to add cheese? "

Todd entered the open kitchen, "Same as you." He looked at Jason in surprise, "Are you so friendly to everyone? When you meet someone for the first time, you cook him breakfast."

"Otherwise, can I drive you out?" Jason curled his lips in disgust, "If you like to eat, get out if you don't."

"Oh, baby." Todd said in a strange way, "You are such a sweetheart."

He leaned over and licked the back of Jason's neck, so surprised that Jason almost dropped the spatula in his hand, "What the hell are you trying to do!!"

With playful eyes, Todd provoked a naughty smile, "You're like a cat with fried fur. So cute."

He stopped Jason's spatula from chopping off his head with one hand, and rubbed Jason's black hair with the other.He's older than Jason, so he's more sophisticated, "Too bad, I should have taken you, not sugar baby to Drake, not from any universe."

"Your brain must be blown." Jason's tone changed from anger to horror, and he carefully raised three fingers at Todd, "Tell me, how much is this?"

"Three." Todd stretched his waist, consciously stood in front of the empty space in the kitchen, gently pulled out the kitchen knife and twirled it a few times in his hand, and cut the flower knife for the mushrooms, "Don't worry about the taste, we are the same person. What do you like?" Just what I like."

Tim is fighting alongside Drake, his parallel world counterpart.

Originally, his mission in outer space was about to be completed, and he would be able to take the spacecraft back to Earth soon.His counterpart and a magician descended from the sky, so they entered into a bitter battle, hunting the fleeing magician all over the universe.

He noticed that Drake was restless, hitting a little harder than usual.Tim knows himself well enough to read every mood swing of his peers.

The peer met Tim's eyes, and he also understood Tim's unspoken question.

"Just a little worried," Drake said. "I haven't seen my companion yet, so I don't know how he's doing."

"Assuming your landing position is determined based on the position of the peer, then your companion's landing position may also be near the peer," Tim said.

"I've considered this." Drake propped himself on the ground with a long stick, turned over and kicked a hideous alien to the ground, "That's why I'm here to ask you, the red hood of your universe , where are you now?"

The famous Red Hood is wearing an ordinary tight T-shirt, pushing a shopping cart to the supermarket.Todd, in his clothes, was dropping items from the shelves into the cart.Two tall and fit people with the same appearance walked together, attracting the attention of passers-by.

Jason legally regained his identity, and the second young master Wayne, who came out publicly, was well-known.He uncomfortably lowered the brim of his peaked cap, and said to Todd, "Someone has noticed us, so hurry up and leave."

"Oh," Todd responded carelessly, and put a large box of milk into the cart, "Have you cleared the Mario level with two people? If not, let's play together."

"I'm dying of laughter, you are actually a baby drinking milk." Jason said coldly, "I am the one who played to the last level alone without reading the strategy!"

Todd raised his eyebrows, "Then we can play something else, what do you want to play?"

Jason mused, "Let's play "Let's Get Out". I've wanted to try this for a long time."

"Sure enough," Todd nodded, "I've also wanted to play for a long time."

In front of the game, Jason succumbed quickly, and after an hour, he put away the slightest unfriendliness towards Todd.Because their cooperation is so tacit, there will never be another person in the world who has such a connection with Jason.The two of them playing games together is like passing something from the left hand to the right hand.

They stayed up half the night and got through the first ending.Todd threw away the game controller and fell on Jason's lap. He leaned on Jason's thigh and praised, "We cooperate really well."

"It's weird if you don't cooperate well." Jason shook his thighs, "Go away, I'm going to take a shower." "

"Give up Drake, how about the two of us elope?" Todd said nonsense, "I am the person who understands you best in the world, soul mate."

Jason shuddered, with complicated emotions, "Can you be normal?"

Todd took his hand slowly. The two hands were almost the same size, and the gun calluses were distributed in almost the same places.Todd casually squeezed his hand between Jason's fingers, the wedding ring on his ring finger was cold.

"No one understands you better than me," he raised his clasped hands in front of him for a closer look. "Whether it's pain or happiness, only I can share it with you. I won't promise you that I will never betray you." ," he smiled at Jason, "because you know best, we especially like to betray ourselves."

Jason's palm seemed to be stung by a bee, and he quickly withdrew his hand, "Damn, figure it out, you are married, do you have some basic marriage ethics?"

Todd's handsome face was full of innocence. He blinked his sapphire-like eyes, "Talking about love with yourself is at most called narcissism, how can it be called violating marriage ethics?"

"Besides," the rough, callused palm was poked into Jason's T-shirt, "don't you want to know how Drake feels every day?"

He rolled over and sat up, cupping Jason's face with one hand, forcing the flushed and shocked man to look at him, "Don't you want to know what it's like to be yourself, sweetheart?"

Hold.

His last two reasons are actually a bit tempting.

Jason was shocked.

He, Jason Todd, the ruthless outlaw, the heroic warrior who knew no fear, fell off the couch and ran the shit out of him.For the first time ever.

Todd lay on the sofa, calmly admiring the back of Jason rushing into the bathroom in horror, and put his feet on the coffee table leisurely.

To be honest, he wasn't joking.He was really moved.

He was such a little cone in the world next door, and Todd wanted to sneak a bite of it while Tim wasn't around.

Todd licked his dry lips, swayed from the sofa, took off his shirt and got into the bedding, hugged Jason's teddy bear doll and fell asleep comfortably.

Jason took a full hour of showering in the bathroom before coming out vigilantly in long-sleeved trousers.He sneaks into the bedroom and finds Todd asleep with his teddy bear in his arms.

Jason: "..."

I'm a big fool for listening to you fooling me.

He kicked Todd aside and found a place to sleep by himself.

Tim and Drake, disheveled and panting, rushed to Earth as fast as they could.

The good news is that while Tim was out, Jason wasn't out on missions.The odds are high that he and Todd will stay in the safe house.

The bad news is that when the two returned to normal attire, Tim saw the wedding ring on Drake's hand without accident, that shiny little silver ring.When he wears his uniform, he puts it away carefully, and only wears it on his ring finger when he returns to his regular uniform.

Tim froze for a moment.Drake reacted quickly, "Haven't you guys progressed to that point yet?"

Tim squeezed the space between his eyebrows, "Dick and his family made a bet with our wedding date, and he decided not to think about it for three years in order to take the whole place."

Drake patted Tim on the shoulder deeply, "Soldiers are expensive."

Taking advantage of the early hours of the morning when no one was paying attention, they walked in through the main entrance.Drake looked in and compared the differences between the two sides, "Do you think they will fight?"

"Possibly, but I hope not," Tim said. "Jason doesn't like to be patient if the other side is not very good-tempered."

"I look forward to seeing a peaceful scene," agreed Drake.

The game controller in the living room was still thrown on the sofa, and the coffee table was piled up with empty popcorn buckets and Coke bottles. The scene in front of him proved that at least two Jason Todds were getting along well.Tim and Drake couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

They pushed open the bedroom door, and both of them stopped in unison.

On the bed, two people hugged each other without their pajamas, with a teddy bear squeezed between them, sleeping on their backs.The scene is as harmonious as a family of three sleeping soundly on a Saturday night. It seems that the two people outside the door are out of place. It looks like a serial murderer who disturbs a happy family.

Tim looked at the ring on Drake's ring finger and paused.

Drake looked at the ring on Todd's hand. The hand with the ring was wrapped around Jason's waist and exposed outside the quilt.He also paused.

The teddy bear opened its eyes wide and lay silently in the middle of the big bed.He witnessed all this quietly and obediently, and witnessed two dull men entering the room at the door.

The author has something to say: IF Barrel is in front of IF, sneering and sarcastic, people talk a lot, every day besides riding is playing

IF barrel in front of the Martin barrel, full of flirty talk, full of interest, like a gay (wait, aren't you gay?)

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I don’t know why, but when I write about places with many people, I want to write about them talking about cross talk

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