[Comprehensive British and American] Where is the amazing Jason

It's all a mistake.

Jason held a bouquet of pink roses in his hand, and stood in a suit and leather shoes on the street, looking at Tim in a hooded sweater.They looked like the suit patron and his college student lover.

Tim was silent for a long time, and Jason felt his toes digging on the floor.

It was all a mistake, he thought bitterly.

He shouldn't have danced with Tim at the dinner party that day, so he wouldn't find his heart pounding and Dick wouldn't be dumbfounded to see the two of them flirting.

Thinking about it further, Dick wouldn't have grabbed Jason by the neck and pulled him away after the dance.

Jason and Tim's good brother could faint at any moment, he stammered, "Little Wing, you and Tibao, how long have you been together? Am I the only one who doesn't know about this? I'm the only one left in the family. do you know?"

Dick grimaced. "I'm the dumbest idiot in the world, no, second in the world. Bruce is number one. Tell me you two do things that minors can't do?"

Jason blushed until the top of his head almost steamed, "No! We're not together! Also, I'm an adult, I can do whatever I want!"

Dick looked at Jason with that creepy look, as if the chattering in front of him was not his brother who was half a head taller than him, but a chubby little robin.

"So, you haven't caught Timmy yet. He hasn't caught you yet." Dick understood.

"You're already crazy, you should wash your mind with the water of Gotham Bay." Jason turned his head and walked away. If it wasn't for the fact that it was out of style to fight in a suit, he would have punched Dick's good face right now.

Dick hurried to catch up, and the two brothers put Jason's shoulders nicely, "I have an idea."

Jason rolled his eyes, "I suggest you shut up."

Dick went on self-consciously, "We can make a gamble, you and I exchange news, and take all others."

Jason stopped in his tracks, maybe it was a decent way to get back at Stephanie's prank, and the blonde would happily jump into the trap and be Jason's delight.

Thinking of this, Jason cast a sideways glance at Dick inscrutablely.Dick realized that his persuasion had worked, and he reached out to give Jason a high-five, "Happy cooperation!"

Jason snorted and opened Dick's hand.

Jason didn't know how Dick set up a gamble to lure the rest of the family into it.He left Gotham a few days later, went to prison to get Roy, and set off fireworks all over the world with his new team.

During this period, Dick would report to him about the progress of the game from time to time.Except for Alfred and Bruce, everyone in the family stepped into his and Dick's trap, and even Damian sneered and made a bet.Dick thought it was an educational success to bring Damian back into normal society, and Jason knew that the little assassin just wanted to see Tim's jokes.

All in all, Dick was the catalyst for this error to ferment.His rhetoric succeeded in convincing Jason.Jason is always full of hesitation in establishing a long-term intimate relationship. On the contrary, Dick takes every relationship seriously and tries to find an anchor in life for himself.

And Tim is the kind of guy who if he takes 99 steps toward you, he'll just stop there and wait for you to take the last step toward him.If you take 99 steps towards him, he will take the last step towards you without hesitation.

It was Dick's brainwashing filter that started Jason's online dating era. Since then, Jason has lived a life of setting alarm clocks and Tim videos every day, and insisting on clocking in even if he becomes a bird dumpling.This perseverance is truly commendable.

Roy, he really deserves to be Dick's good friend once.For example, Dick is the one who brings Jason to the edge of the cliff, and Roy is responsible for kicking Jason down.He maximized this mistake and turned it into a rocket. Cannon, which hit Jason in the face.

Roy Harper will not see the sun tomorrow morning.Back to the present, when the benefactor and his little lover were staring at each other on the street, Jason made such a secret swear.He wished he could bury his face in the roses.He completely forgot about the problem before he went out, dressed up like a fancy peacock, and the peacock was spreading its tail around Tim.

Tim's expression told Jason that he was more embarrassed than Jason.This made Jason feel a little better. He walked up, stuffed the pink and pink roses into Tim's hands, and said in a rough voice, "I bought it on the way."

"Your way is a bit exaggerated." Tim held the rose with a blank expression, "Are you going to tell me now that we are going to eat at the most upscale western restaurant?"

Jason tried to comfort, "You look cute in this."

"People will think I'm a college student who went astray." Tim was on the verge of a whimper.He hesitated for a while between rushing home to change his clothes and smashing the cans. The reason he stayed was that Jason's appointment time was coming up, and Tim's seemingly casual look today cost him a whole lot. Hour.

The villain in Jason's heart pulled out his two guns, and fired crazily at the villain who looked like Roy.He wiped his face, "Come on, let's go to eat."

Jason thinks he looks handsome in a suit, and Tim's hoodie is also very youthful and lively.But when the two of them stood together, there was a sense of incompatibility in the painting style, and the bouquet of pink roses carefully selected by Roy made any passerby pass by and couldn't help but look at them.

The villain in Jason took out the bazooka in extreme shame.They fled to get into the car and drove to the parking lot downstairs of the restaurant.

Naive, Jason is still too naive.He really underestimated Roy.

When he and Tim reported their names to the waiter, they should have sensed something was wrong from the waiter's subtle expression, and quickly fled through the window.

But they don't.The gold master and the little lover were led to their seats by the waiter ignorantly, and sat down in the middle of the hall.That's a really good location, because there are carvers' flower stands around, so you can observe other people while keeping your own mystery, private and open.

As long as the trellis isn't filled with clump after clump of pink roses.Jason already has Pink Rose PTSD and he is now having trouble breathing.

The Arsenal seems to have mistaken a simple potluck for a wedding setting.The suffocation happened one after another. While Tim was looking painful and wanted to have some fun to relieve the atmosphere, the waiter Shi Shiran walked to their pink rose SVIP table and took it out of the wooden box with a sense of ceremony. He took out a match, ignited it, and lit all the candles on the candlesticks in front of them with a small spark.

At the same time, the lights in the entire restaurant went out, and darkness surrounded them, leaving only the candlelight between the two of them.The only thing Jason was thankful for was that they had a private dinner tonight.

Tim's face looked like a ghost in the rising and falling candlelight.Jason swallowed his saliva and said with a dry smile, "The service is very good."

"I'm wondering," Tim said slowly, "what are the chances of seeing 'Drake marrying Wayne' in the headlines tomorrow morning."

Jason cleared his throat, and said seriously, "You can complete the class transition by marrying into a wealthy family, it's really good."

"And then be Bruce's laborer for the rest of his life?" Tim smiled for the first time since they met, "Forget it, let the devil cubs do it."

"The Devil Cub is the first one I saw who couldn't wait to work for Bruce. After he discovered Bruce's truth, goodness and beauty, he wanted to inherit it together day and night." Jason gave a thumbs up, "Only this Everyone has to praise him as 'great'."

The waiter began to serve them appetizers, caviar with shell spoons.Jason held the small, delicate spoon in his hand, and heard Tim tell how Damian, led by Dick, got mixed up with the son of Superman and beat each other.With a smile on his face, he found a little date feeling.

As it turns out, things never go as smoothly as he thought.

A beam of light came down, opening up a small space in the darkness.Jason and Tim looked inexplicably at the sudden addition of a band on the stage.

Jason had a bad feeling.

The lead singer of the band puts his hands on the microphone, the fingers of the luthier strike the keys, and the bow pulls on the strings of the violin.The melodious music fills the room like air, softening the atmosphere.

Tim listened for a while, with a strange expression on his face, "Young And Beautiful, seriously?"

Roy Harper must die tonight! !

The villain in his head roared in frustration, jumped into the tank and chased the red head for thousands of miles.No wonder Roy ran over and asked him for his recent playlist.

"YoungAndBeautiful" sounds good, and it's true that the lyrics also tell about beautiful love, but this song is from "The Great Gatsby", describing the heroine Daisy.Daisy, the Daisy who killed her husband's mistress by car at the end, and let her husband blame Gatsby for the murder, which indirectly caused Gatsby to be shot!

This song is not suitable for listening to on a date.One day Jason would put Roy in front of the table and read the original "The Great Gatsby" for three days and three nights.When he was reading the book, he also shed tears for Gatsby sentimentally.

Tim picked up the caviar with a shell spoon, sighed, and smiled helplessly, "I think we can go directly to the fast food restaurant next time we eat."

"I agree," Jason agreed, "I haven't collected all the superhero dolls yet."

The atmosphere was better again, but Jason didn't expect that this bad premonition hadn't been fully realized, and the next song was not as good as "YoungAndBeautiful".As soon as the lights in the corner were turned off, the band changed and came on stage. From the corner of Jason's eyes, he saw the lead singer coming on stage in ripped jeans, and his heart skipped a beat.

The roar of the electric guitar and lead singer echoed abruptly in the empty restaurant.The caviar from Tim's spoon fell into the plate in shock, his eyes round like a frightened cat's.Every note of this piece is violently shaking his head and stomping his feet, hitting Jason's fragile nerves.

Jason introduced to him disheartened, "'Faint' in Linkin Park."

Hit rock, listen to this on a date.Yours truly, Roy Harper.

He muttered in frustration, "Damn it, what a bad day today."

"It's not bad, it's not bad in my opinion," Tim said.

Jason looked up.At the other end of the table Tim put down the cutlery, put his hand on his chin, and looked at him lazily, his eyes focused and enthusiastic.

He smiled softly, "Because you are right next to me, so it's not bad."

The scene at the dance was repeated, and Jason suspected that his heartbeat was loud enough to cover the roar of the band in the background.

He wants to say that he does too, because Tim is here, because embarrassment and shame are bearable things too.

But he didn't have time to say that.

Jason's vision went black, and everything disappeared from his eyes.

It took a lot of effort for Tim not to get up from his chair.They are in a public place, because of the lack of light, the band and waiters will not notice what is going on here for the time being, but if he stands up suddenly, the movement will be too loud.

Considering Jason's situation, he might just have been entrusted by a certain magical creature.Tim sat quietly, waiting for Jason to poke his head out.

A cool and greasy thing wrapped around his ankle once, then twice.The cold touch made goose bumps appear on his skin.

Something was crawling along his trouser legs, and a few tentacles unscrupulously poked in from his trouser legs, rubbed them a few times before crawling away.

Tim reaches under the table.

An unknown octopus-like creature crawled into his palm, and its big blue-green eyes blinked twice.

Tim shuddered.

The author has something to say: Because the main line of this article is love with a bucket, the adventure of the outlaw will be skipped for the time being, and Robin Bucket and Lop Bucket will write extra stories later.

Wayne's Second Son Dating Reality

Dick: Bet on the love of the brothers, trying to take it all

Roy: Destroy every good moment with pink roses and rock 'n' roll

Tim: He is the president (?) but he dresses up as a simple college student and goes to a high-end western restaurant for dinner

Jason: Even though he is unemployed, he dresses up as a peacock president with his tail open (?) and goes out to eat, and turns into an octopus when the atmosphere is the best (??)