[Comprehensive British and American] Where is the amazing Jason

The blue cat lying in the arms of the lady in the flower skirt, the imperial concubine, pointed out Jiangshan in front of the inexperienced little black cat Jason.

"If you want a hard and crunchy texture, you can eat dry food, but I usually eat it as a snack. Wet food is meat, but it's still not as good as cat food. It's okay to eat a few bites to play. Fitness of cats like to eat raw flesh and blood."

The blue cat shrank comfortably into the arms of the lady in the flower skirt, and folded the cat's double chin, "I think you are so small, you don't have to force your own flesh and blood. Just eat more meat. If you don't give it to the shit shovel You, you just fall under his feet, scratch his feet, meow a few times, and ordinary people who are sensible will eat the meat."

Jason looked at the fat on the blue cat's body in silence, and was silent for a while, "Then you know a lot."

"Of course, kid." The blue cat old god said, "Although most of the time shoveling excrement is causing us trouble, but serving them with all my heart, it's not bad to reward them with sweets occasionally and let them suck their stomachs .”

Jason imagined Timothy or Connor sucking his belly, the little black cat shuddered, its fur puffed up, and the meow was piercing, "No, I don't agree!"

The blue cat looked at him lovingly, his face was full of tolerance of "You are still young", he yawned, and meowed at the lady in the flower skirt, "That canned food, why don't you take one more, I like to eat it."

While he was talking with the blue cat, Timothy and Connor had already consulted with the clerk at the pet supermarket and took a bag of canned milk cat food.Connor put Jason in front of a circle of cat cages and cat litters, and said, "Do you like it? Let's choose one."

Jason walked over indifferently and jumped into one of the cat cages.Timothy and Connor were amazed by his cooperation, and bought the largest model of the same model on the spot, and also picked out a soft cat litter.

Next they are going to the supermarket.Timothy locked Jason in the newly bought cat cage, stretched out his hand to comfort the kitten's head, locked the car door and left.

Jason licked his paws and waited for a few minutes to confirm that Timothy and Connor had entered the supermarket.He stretched out a paw leisurely from the iron railing, and fumbled at the latch.The door of the cat cage opened, and Jason jumped out gracefully.

Why did he choose the cat cage so cooperatively?

Nonsense, of course, because this style is best opened from the inside!Not to mention Jason, even a smarter cat can find a way to release himself after a few more twists and turns.

The cat cage is out, and the next step is to find a way to escape from the car.

Jason jumped onto the cat cage and slapped the unlocking latch next to the rear window with his paw.

The step of opening the car door is a bit embarrassing for the poor and helpless kitty, Jason struggled for a long time, and finally found out...

Fucking Timothy put the child safety lock on.

The round cat's eyes were unhappily folded into two semicircles, and the small triangular ears collapsed.The little black cat poked out its paws angrily, and drew three long strokes on the leather seat of the back seat.

After a while, his semicircular cat's eyes turned round again, and Jason jumped onto the driver's seat, turning the unlocking latch on the driver's door lock.

The door symbolizing freedom is smoothly opened, and fresh air pours in.Jason squatted on the driver's seat reservedly, humming proudly, Mao Mao raised his hind legs and kicked Timothy's Starbucks off the armrest box.

In the next second, the little black cat rushed out of the car door like a small black whirlwind, jumped past the feet of a couple, and flew into the flower bed on the side of the road.Passers-by saw only a vague shadow dancing wildly.

"Uh," the man in the couple asked, "what's that?"

His girlfriend tilted her head, "...a cat?"

Jason's escape was very smooth. As a human being, he jumped up and down and was omnipotent. Gotham Parkour was the best in the city except for Batman and Nightwing. As a cat, he was also omnipotent. .

It was getting closer and closer to his rented apartment.Jason jumped down from the drain pipe and rolled awkwardly on the ground.

Mistakes and mistakes, the milk cat's physical fitness is not good, and it has nothing to do with his own skills.

"Although cats have nine lives, it's still dangerous to do this."

A genial female voice disapproves of authenticity.

Jason turned his head to look at the place where the sound came from. On the lid of the trash can on the street, the white cat squatted on it, half-closed his eyes carelessly, and his eyes fell on the little black cat Jason.

Jason paused, this cat looked familiar to him, wait, isn't this the cat he keeps at home?

You don't eat cat food and come out to wander the world!

The white cat jumped down and licked Jason's head affectionately, "It seems that you are quite used to being a cat, so I can rest assured."

Jason, who was caught off guard by being licked to one side, suddenly became alert, "Who are you?"

"Good question." The white cat walked around him and rubbed cats affectionately with him, "Let me introduce myself, my name is Best."

Best.Jason was taken aback.

Seeing his reaction, Best, the white cat, lay lazily beside him, and wrapped the little black cat into his arms, "You're not mistaken, I'm Best, the cat god, and if I had to count it, I could count it for half a month." god."

Best, the cat god of ancient Egypt, used to be the goddess of war in Lower Egypt, and later gradually changed her job to become the god of family and beauty.Her images are diverse, including wild cats, domestic cats, and women with cat heads.

Jason jumped out of her arms vigilantly, lowered his body and growled, "What's your purpose?"

The kitten bared its teeth and claws, bared its teeth, and even the tips of its claws popped out of the pads, and its furry body exploded into a small black cloud.

Best didn't feel offended either. She licked her paw and reminded her kindly, "You made a wish to me."

Make a wish, when?

Seeing the kitten was sluggish, Best reminded kindly, "You were drunk that night and insisted on sticking with me. You told me that you envied that young man you've been watching all the time lately."

"I'm not envious!" Kitten retorted sharply, and for some reason there was a hint of guilt in her voice, "Can you believe what you say when you're drunk?"

"You can say what you want, but I received the wish." Best stood up, and every step his slender body took was as solemn and beautiful as if he was showing himself on the catwalk. "I compared the experiences of the two of you."

Jason sneered, "Then we found out that we are two completely different pieces of shit."

Best cast a disapproving look at him, "No, the difference between you is that you died once."

Jason's breathing stopped, and the kitten stiffened into a sculpture.

"I can help you erase the time when you died, including what happened afterwards. Your experience will change from death, resurrection, crawling out of the coffin, and throwing into Lazarus, to serious injuries, treatment, and returning from injuries. Of course, this Among them, your memories will not be changed, but other irrelevant ones will not matter."

The little cat's eyes widened unconsciously, and his breath was trembling, but he was still holding on, "It's useless, some things happen as they happen, and even if you erase the past, you can't change the traces it left behind."

"That's what it says," Best said unhurriedly, "but there are still changes, aren't they?" She looked at Jason lightly.

The little black cat slowly shrank into a ball, as if it could resist the damage from the outside world and protect itself.

No no no, can't believe it.Even if Best is really a cat god, he has already died once, and it would be a waste of effort to revise the past.

Not to mention that the timeline is something you can change if you want. If it causes a bigger change, wouldn't it be more troublesome.

He kept persuading himself in his heart, persuading himself to reject this opportunity.Best saw his vacillation, but didn't rush him, because there was no need, "You don't need to worry about it, because the contract has already been made. You, and the child you monitored, you all participated in this mission."

The person I was watching... Timothy? ? ?

Best ignored Jason's trembling eyes and continued, "In addition to human beings, there are many non-human life forms in this world. I think you know this. I will help you fulfill your wish. As a reward for exchanging and modifying the time, You have to fulfill their wishes. Every time you receive the wish of a commissioned object, you will become the same race as the commissioned object.”

She licked Jason's ear again, "The object of your first task is a cat. Don't worry about finding it, it will come to you by itself after a while. Timothy is your collaborator, I hope You can work well with him."

"Wait, hey, what are you talking about, I didn't say I would accept this task!" The little black cat struggled, but Best just smiled connivingly.

It was clearly daytime, but moonlight shone in from the top of the wall in the alley, showering on Best.The soft white fur of the white cat seems to be coated with a layer of frost.The cat's body is constantly elongated and shaped in the moonlight.Slender legs, graceful waist, plump chest, and the head of a white cat on top.

The woman with the cat's head and human body wiped the face of a cat, and transformed into a beautiful face of a human woman. She bent down to pick up the meowing Jason, and rummaged through the fur on the back of his neck.

In front of Jason, she took a small fix from it.

Jason Maomao was shocked.

Best smiled and walked out of the alley with Jason in his arms.After a while, Connor and Timothy came running around the corner.

Timothy calmed down his shortness of breath, and said to Best gently, "Hi lady, this is my cat. I'm sorry, I didn't look after it, can you give it to me?"

The young man in a suit and leather shoes has a handsome face and looks very convincing.Best pursed his lips and smiled, and passed Jason over, "Really, he is very cute. Watch him and don't let him run away."

"Of course." Timothy pulled Jason into his arms and tugged at his ears, "Little rascal."

Jason was shocked by Timothy's shamelessness.

No wonder Best used cat language when communicating with him.The two on the opposite side could only hear a piece of meow meow.

Jason was furious and yelled at Timothy.

who is your cat

Who is? ? ?

Put positioning on the cat, you shameless little pervert!

Little pervert! ! !