[Comprehensive British and American] Where is the amazing Jason

If this were filming a modern version of The Little Mermaid, Jason and Tim would be positioned to sing around Ariel, the crab and the fish that give her backing vocals.

"It's Caribbean crab and flounder." Tim reminded, "Now that I look at it, doesn't this match better?"

"Either shut up," Jason said gently, "or sing."

Tim is as quiet as a real fish.

Glenia may have misunderstood the gap between life under the sea and life on land.On land, there is no murky water to cover your figure.She thought that covering up in front of a veteran like Captain America was like shining a searchlight on his face under his peaked cap.

Xiao Jin's head was soon discovered.Steve, who was on his back, paused for a moment, and put down the pen and paper in his hand.

With Jason and Tim watching in awe, he walked up to Glenia, "Do you need help, ma'am?"

Jason called the waiter and refilled himself another Coke.Tim also ordered an iced Americano.They are like two conch shells lying on the sand, quietly lying on the beach chairs, watching the modern "Little Mermaid" filmed in real time.

There was a distance between them, and Jason frowned dissatisfiedly, "Damn, I can't hear what they said." It's too much fun to watch TV without sound.

Tim took out two Bluetooth headsets slowly, and handed one of them to Jason, "Do you want to listen?"

Jason's eyes were subtle, "..." He simply took the headset and stuffed it into his ears, "Yes, of course."

"I've seen you." Glenia twirled her toes on the ground, "Do you remember me?"

"Outdated pickup routines." Jason commented from the side, "He's Captain America. The waifs in Crime Alley have admired his glorious figure on posters, and the video of his speeches encouraging young people to join the army is played every day on TV. .”

"Isn't that video of the speech just to lure young men ready to join the army with beautiful and young dicks?" Tim said casually, "One thing to say, after the video of the recruitment was released, the enlistment rate in the United States has indeed increased a lot. "

Sure enough, as Jason expected, Steve looked a little embarrassed, "Maybe I am more similar to someone you know."

"Tsk," Jason shook his head, "He simply thought that he had exposed his identity, and he was still trying to cover it up."

The mermaid's turquoise eyes stared at him earnestly. She took a step forward and cupped Steve's face. Jason noticed that the muscles on his body were tense, ready to exert strength at any time.

"I didn't admit my mistake," Glenia said seriously. "I won't admit my mistake. You are him."

Steve took a step back in embarrassment, "What do you want, ma'am?"

As they advance and retreat, Steve's waist is pressed against the railing, and the tall and strong man is pressed into the narrow space by the petite woman in a corner where there is no one, like a Kermode bear trapped in the bushes.The sea breeze blew gently, sending Glenia's blond hair flying in the air and brushing against Steve's chest.

"Wow," Tim admired, "Although I know the mermaid plus the tail is two meters long, but looking at it this way, this scene really looks like a shoujo manga."

Jason didn't speak, he turned on the phone and played the BGM "PartOfYourWorld".

Glenia moved closer, and Steve thought it was the refraction of the sun and the sea that gave him an illusion. The eyes of the young girl who suddenly stepped forward to strike up a conversation, in addition to the fantastic turquoise, followed by a little silver light.

The girl held his face and said, "My name is Glenia."

She looked at him intently, her tone was commanding but too gentle, "Remember my name."

"What do you want?" Steve asked in confusion.Is it true that, as Tony said, Glenia is his crazy fan, and occasionally she would pounce on him and cover his face with lipstick?

Not to mention that Glenia's lips were a natural pale pink without lipstick.

"I want to sing you a song," said Grania softly.

"Unfinished, this is unfinished!" Jason dropped the mobile phone playing music in his hand, "At this time, only kissing is what the audience wants to watch."

Tim has already rushed out, "Are you fascinated by watching TV, she is going to sing here! Mermaid, she is going to sing here!"

Steve watched as a young man in a red shirt jumped out and covered Glenia's mouth. "I'm sorry, my sister has caused you trouble."

Steve had an impression of him, because few people would choose to sunbathe in their shirts. This superfluous behavior made him pay more attention to Tim when he passed by, knowing that he had been lying on the beach chair on the other side of the deck basking in the sun.

Grania let out a dissatisfied whine.Another young man sprinted after him, pulling Glenia back with the movement of the young man in the shirt, "Forgive her, she is just a simple little girl with dreams, she just wants to sing a song for handsome guys passing by .”

However, Steve hesitated to talk, in fact, he didn't really mind listening to someone else sing a song in his spare time, even though the lady's behavior seemed a little crazy.

The young man who came later and Glenia muttered a few words in a low voice, and Steve caught a few key words far beyond the hearing of ordinary people, such as "can't be here", "prepare", "make trouble" and so on.

The young man in the shirt who came over let go of his hand covering Glenia's mouth, showing a very social smile, "I'm sorry for causing you trouble. She doesn't mean anything malicious, but she doesn't know how to get along with other people. "

Steve nodded blankly, habitually catching the small note that the young man in the shirt tucked in.

The smile on the young man's face deepened slightly, "Seeing that you don't mean to be very repulsive, maybe you can chat online now to get acquainted with each other."

From the beginning to the end of this incident, Steve was in a state of confusion.He took the small note with the number on it and went back, and Natasha could see right away that something was wrong with him.

The largest suite on the entire Full Moon Selene is contracted by Iron Man Tony Stark.When the Avengers are not going out for activities, they will gather here to chat and drink, and spend a rare and beautiful holiday.

In fact, Steve feels that this is no different from their daily life in the Avengers Tower, but Tony insists, "Leave missions and bloody nine-headed insects aside, this is what a vacation is about."

Under the measured pressure from Natasha and Clint, he explained everything that happened just now.

"Well done, Cap." Clint applauded. "Finally someone who has the right pick-up position. If they can't keep up with your horrible morning jogging speed, yes, they should choose online dating."

"As I said, just wearing a peaked cap can't hide the beautiful face of America's sweetheart. You must have misunderstood your figure. Can you use a smartphone?" Tony twisted an orchid finger and picked up the beer glass, and the ice ball was in the whiskey Floating up and down, "I hope you don't use two fingers when typing."

Natasha sat on the bar with her chin in her hand, her graceful calf resting lazily on her other leg, "I want to see what this cutie looks like."

"Glenia, oh, let me see," Tony slid the light screen in front of his eyes, "she is a little beauty, the type I would buy her a glass of wine when I see it." The young girl in the photo is blond and looks ethereal Qi, like a fairy walking on the lake in Norse mythology.

Steve almost cried out, he said weakly, "We can't invade the privacy of citizens."

"Invasion of privacy?" Tony looked at him in surprise, "I didn't check anything except her registration information on the ship, neither citizen information nor criminal records."

His eyes caught a name, Tony turned off the light screen, "You can date her with confidence, old popsicle, she's probably safe."

Natasha's glamorous red lips curled up, "It's going to rain frogs, this sentence was said by Tony Stark."

Clint booed and blew a smooth whistle, "Cruises and Aventures are a perfect match!"

Banner sat in the corner and put down the book in his hand, "Captain, you should go out and enjoy yourself instead of hiding in your room playing sandbags and drawing."

"This sentence is not convincing." Tony pointed to the book in Banner's hand, "Okay, guys, how about we play pool tonight, I can book it."

"Are you going to pay the winner?" Clint asked expectantly.

"There is no prize money," Tony shrugged, his smile deepening, "The next time the winner goes out, I will cover all expenses."

"I'll win." Clint cheered.

Natasha walked up to Steve, looked at him and smiled wryly, "Relax, it's just a vacation, just be yourself."

"I'm still not used to this... luxurious life." Steve said dryly, "Actually, it's fine to buy groceries, cook and watch TV in my little house."

Natasha thought of the name Tony scanned before turning off the light screen, Timothy Drake, a member of the Wayne family business, a little bat from Gotham.Just like Natasha's confidential identity, not everyone knows the real identity under the mask.In the Avengers, Natasha, Clint and Tony are obviously the ones who know it.

Unlike the Justice League, the Avengers has an official background, and the two superhero alliances have little communication on the surface.Bats and spies, as well as tin cans, are known to be suspicious, but sometimes, like now, the superhero title is a guarantee.

There may be some gaps in their positions, and while the Bat-family is to be believed, they are the bottom line itself.

Steve looked hesitantly at the small note in his hand. He followed behind the others who bluffed and left for the pool room, and after thinking twice, he took out his mobile phone.

He really wondered if he had seen these eyes somewhere before.

Those quiet, star-studded lakes.

Glenia curled up on the sofa, staring at the mobile phone on the coffee table as if facing an enemy.

Jason applauded softly, "I can take out a new mobile phone from the suitcase, I admit that I can't do it, you are amazing."

Tim leaned on the pillow, sipping the coffee in his hand leisurely, "You should boast more, because I hacked into the system and added her to the passenger list."

Jason leaned forward and threw two sugar cubes into Tim's coffee cup, "You deserve it."

Glenia exclaimed in a low voice, the phone on the coffee table vibrated, and a message popped up.The number Tim wrote to Steve was one of his countless unused Twitter handles.Now that I have received the news, it seems that Steve has agreed to the proposal of online communication.

Jason watched Glenia rushing up like a shark in the sea, and sighed, ""The Little Mermaid" is filmed in modern times, and online dating will be a classic scene."

"Who said it wasn't?" Tim gradually sank into the pile of pillows, leaving only his hands exposed, holding the coffee tenaciously.

His phone started buzzing too, and Tim swiped it open, almost choking on a mouthful of coffee, "Jason?"

"Huh?" The drawn-out response.

"Dick saw the report and is now asking me what happened to Henry Best."

Jason sat up from the sofa and walked out pretending to be nonchalant, "The room is a bit stuffy, I'll go out to get some fresh air."

"I hold a grudge, really."

"Understood." Jason waved his back to him, "You can memorize a few more, little birdie."

Said to go to the deck to enjoy the air, Jason turned around and went to the marine multi-functional sports hall on the ninth floor.He saw in the brochure that there is a bumper car entertainment project here.

The 1.8-meter-three, 180-pound adult mixed among a group of chattering children, happily played several laps, and dominated among the little kids.All the children on the back court united and hit him alone.Jason steered the steering wheel coquettishly, turned unexpectedly, and drove in the posture of stepping on the accelerator of the Batmobile and galloping through Gotham.

When he was off the court, the children on the court were more happy to play a few laps.

Not long after leaving the Maritime Multipurpose Gymnasium, "Mr. Best." The man who was around Tim at the reception that day but accosted him appeared next to Jason, "Nice to see you." The second half of the sentence is meaningful, " Alone."

"If you have something to say, you'd better hurry up. If you have nothing to do, go to the next door and play a few laps of bumper cars, although you must not play as well as me." Jason stood a few steps away with arms folded.

Birth accounted for most of the factors. Jason usually didn't have a high initial liking for rich people, and the man with cloudy and greedy eyes was obviously not the type who could give himself points with practical actions.Jason can think of the best distance to get along with him is not to socialize with him.

The covetousness in the man's eyes was about to turn into substance, and Jason endured the urge to punch him in the face.

"I admit that Mr. Drake is a rare young talent, but he is not the best. Without Wayne, I'm afraid it would be difficult for him to get where he is today."

Jason sneered, "Without Wayne, maybe he would have a higher status, instead of becoming the old man's beater like he is now."

"That's not necessarily the case," the man looked at Jason with pity. "I'm afraid it's because of your lack of knowledge. It doesn't matter. When you see a better world, you will understand."

Jason picked up his hands and mocked, "Sometimes it's understandable to treat car tires as treasures, because of the things in your eyes." He stretched out his thumb and forefinger and crushed them, "That's all."

Men are not angry.Apparently he put Jason in a light enough position that the person wouldn't get angry with the toy.He shook his head helplessly, "I'm sorry for your choice, my friend. You had a chance to get rid of your vulgar day life."

While I'm kicking badass ass in the street in the middle of the night, you're still in bed having fun with men and women.Jason rolled his eyes and walked back carelessly.The man glanced at his back and walked in the opposite direction.

Tim wandered around the deck several times, and on the third lap, he finally realized that the blowing blowing in some people's mouths did not mean the same blowing blowing as he understood.

Apparently, the mermaid had happily left him to play alone.And the other real mermaid was chatting awkwardly with Captain America on the phone.Tim wasn't going back to being a light bulb, so he stayed on deck, chatting nonsense with Dick.

That's okay, Dick will forgive him, Tim is one of his beloved little brothers, after all.

"Mr. Drake," someone called from behind him.

***

Dick clutches his phone, and Tim doesn't reply to his messages again.He sighed sadly.

Barbara pushed the french fries box by her side, "You can eat more and gag your mouth."

Dick sighed wistfully with a piece of French fries in his mouth, "Why is this happening, Xiaoba, why?"

The sun shone into the fast food restaurant, and Dick's eyes flickered with tears under the twisted light, "Maybe neither Bruce nor I are good role models in terms of love life, but we have never done things like two boats."

"Richard Grayson finally realizes he's not the perfect boyfriend," says his ex-girlfriend. "Yeah, I can have another order of chips."

"Every time I'm the one who gets dumped!" Dick defended, "I always want to have a good relationship with them!"

"Yeah," Barbara grimly debunks the truth, "unless they can put up with your chaotic double-faced life and the fact that you'll never come first."

Dick flinched once in a while, usually, he was the fearless one.He trembled, and mumbled, "But it's wrong for Timmy to do this. I can see that Best's body and temperament are very similar to Miss Mermaid. He can't, he can't..."

"What can't be done?"

Dick plucked up the courage to speak out about his brother's heinous behavior, "He can't be someone else's double and find a double himself! Alfred will eat waffles for his failed education !"

Barbara was dumbfounded. A man and a woman faced each other in silence for a long time. Barbara choked and said slowly, "Alfred never felt that his waffles failed."

Her hand hidden under the dining table has already begun typing messages blindly.She believed that Stephanie would laugh so hard at the news that her hands and feet would cramp and fall off the roof of Gotham.

Don't worry, Cassandra will catch that bubbly little girl.

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[Comprehensive Anglo-American] I will retire after finishing this ticket

Detective Slime and Big Brother's Story

Chris is an adult male white

The above should be in the past tense

Now, he's a transparent slime

Memory, no; name, made up; gender, blind guess.

On the way to search for past memories, Slime finally found something that seems to be related to his past

An assy agent codenamed "No. 37"!

Slime: Observation in the dark.jpg

Ass Agent:?

To find the memory, start from becoming a young and beautiful female college student and sneaking into the murderous girls' school!

Slime: I will retire after completing this ticket!

Ass Agent (dryly): I don't think so

No way, Agent 37 (ass) is so delicious